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k8mosss · 2 months ago
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toxooz · 10 months ago
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also been thinking abt pooki with his cunty scarf💅
if my next drawing post isnt the comic update take me out back and shoot me like a sick dog
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callmeurrbunny · 3 months ago
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gabichanwrites · 3 months ago
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Just realized that if only Poseidon went straight to Ithaca and asked for Odysseus, Penelope could do the biggest gamble of them all and get one of the suitors in SUCH DEEP SHIT.
Poseidon: "Odysseus of Ithaca! Tell me this instant where is this mortal who dared to hurt my son and try to lie about his name!
Penelope: ...
Suitors: ....
Penelope: *stops weaving*
Penelope: *pointing right at Antonius* There he is! This one is Odysseus, my husband and king of Ithaca! Please don't sink us, almighty god of the sea!
Antonius: What? I'm not Odysseus, I--
Penelope: Of course he would say that! He's a liar!
Poseidon: *has no reason to not believe her, wipes him out effortlessly*
Then Odysseus comes back like "It's me, Penelope! Your husband!"
Penelope: "No, you're not. From now on your name is Agamemnon the Greater and the new lover I marry to make king."
Odysseus: *grumbling* why after Agamemnon though...
AND HOW WOULD POSEIDON EVER KNOW?!
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king-wilhelm · 2 years ago
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Brutus and his girlbosses getting real tired of the new kid on a power trip
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unknownn-girl · 8 months ago
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alwaysbewoke · 8 months ago
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cryingprincess13 · 2 months ago
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hauntedrose555 · 2 months ago
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melatoninfairy · 1 month ago
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k8mosss · 21 days ago
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coolchickblog · 10 months ago
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Carry me up them stairs with my white socks on and my pretty song…🤍🎀🐇
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yudol-skorbi · 1 year ago
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gooooooooorls
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h3llis4teenageg1rl · 5 months ago
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lana how i hate those guys
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itsxroxannex · 6 months ago
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Happy birthday, hubby !! 🫣🫣
Killer belongs to RahafWabas
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alwaysbewoke · 8 months ago
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