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Hiiii I remember u sawtooth posting a bit ago and I got so excited <- Sawtooth canyon fan number 1
You saying Brick was a bad bandit leader and asking why the Sawtooths dont just overthrow the Slabs is so fucking real honestly. I've been thinking abt that ever since I first beat this game a year or two back, and thought "Why doesn't Brick care about the bandits he's leading, that's basically his workforce..... Is he stupid", but it does make sense in a way ? Cuz Brick isn't a bandit from Pandora specifically, he's (a vault hunter) from Menoetius, so he doesn't actually know shit Bout crap when it comes to actual bandit hierarchy or grouping. Say what you will abt the moralities of Flanksteak,or the Flynts or any other bandit loed, but they at least care enough about their groups to know they need to keep their numbers up. But I think the other slabs just stick around to him and tolerate his inability to lead because they know the Sawtooths would completely crush them if they didn't. And there's a really important reason for that also:
Brick is not only built like if a muscle came to life and started talking, but he's also (or used to be) a vault hunter. A vault hunter that, Very Specifically, is allied with the crimson raiders, which is built from a bunch of members from the Lance + other vault hunters. They're not trying to start a fight with the maniacs who massacre entire towns worth of bandit camps for one reason or another. They have acquired enough territory to be considered a super-power in comparison to say, Nine toes' group from the first game, whose group was very small and contained to being near Fyrestone. My theory is they're willing to put up with whatever the Slabs do on their side of the territory so long as it's contained There, because they know if they did anything their leader would get a whole other array of problems involved. Which is literally what happens in-game because Brick calls the vault hunter group the second they even remind him of their existence, and they in turn kill a whole bunch of people about it.
Im rambling atp but Bandit politics is interesting and I love how you go about ittttttt
BRICK IS JUST....hes a very frustrating character to me. he’s written as this big dumb himbo character who loves his friends but a lot of the choices he makes in 2 paint him as just being reckless with the lives of his men. hes stationed the slabs directly in the middle of hyperion territory. their entire point of being is to put a wall of bodies between handsome jack and the rest of pandora, and its been that way for years. and it is not a fight they are winning, the best they’ve managed is a stalemate, which could be quickly overturned if jack used more than 3% of his brain power and razed the place like he did lynchwood and new haven. but that for some reason isn’t enough to occupy him. he also instigates fights with the sawteeth and lynchwood as well. lynchwood is on the defensive, its not going to go out of its way to start shit with the slabs because its primary purpose is being a source of eridium, not a military base. the whole deal with the sawtooth clan is even worse, because Brick is still the one picking a fight, with the excuse that the sawtooth have been selling out VHs to jack for money. which 1) WOMP WOMP and 2) further proof he still considers himself a VH and not a bandit. he sends you to cut through sawtooth cauldron and kill dozens of people for explosives. to uh. clear a bridge, if i recall. that can be crossed by buzzard. which the slabs have in abundance. whatever. all of this to say: yeah, you’re right. he SUCKS as a bandit leader and I think a lot of the slabs are with him out of necessity. because even after being ousted by the rest of the crimson raiders and mostly cutting contact with the BL1 VHs, he still values them as people above the slabs. hell he values the BL2 VHs, total strangers, above the slabs and that was before he even knew they were with the raiders. the biggest sell for me is his dialogue after you kill mortar. he questions why the sawteeth are still fighting, and calls them stupid for doing so. like he doesnt understand at all.
#borderlands#brick the berserker#the slabs#the sawtooth#theres a lot to say of the BL1 VHS treatment of brick though. he “fell from grace” in their eyes and became a bandit after killing shep#even though theyve committed the same kind of violence a thousand times over to the bandits. shep was “one of them” so it was inexcusable#but brick isnt a bandit. he jumps back in with the raiders as soon as he can. he never respected or found solidarity with the slabs.#they were just convenient for him and by extension the CRs to have around.#bandit rewrite#magnuficentwo#shakes brick around by the shoulders. BE NORMAL!! BE NORMAL!!! STOP KILLING YOUR MEN!!!
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MAY I ASK WHAT A BRUTALIST BUTT PLUG WOULD LOOK LIKE.
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PET postal!!!!
#etho: never in uniform. not even trying.#pearl: the only one ever in uniform.#tango: partly in uniform. definitely forgets mail.#hermitaday#hermitcraft post office#pet postal service#etho#etho slab#ethoslab#etho tag#etho art#ethos lab#hermitcraft etho#pearlescentmoon fanart#pearlescentmoon#pearl hermitcraft#tangotek#tangotek fanart#hermitcraft tango#tango fanart#art#fanart#digital art#mcyt#digital drawing#hermitcraft#hermitcraft fanart#ath art#pearl fanart
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weekly emmrook newsletter
#emmrook#crow rook#come up to the lab#and see what’s on the slab#I love all the art of tiny rooks on emmrichs lap and I wanted to participate even tho my rook is a big fat man
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Had this in my drafts since the 16th of August
#jjba#jjba fanart#jojo's bizarre adventure#stardust crusaders#jjba stardust crusaders#jojo's bizzare adventure stardust crusaders#jjba polnareff#jean polnareff#jean pierre polnareff#polnareff stardust crusaders#polnareff's hair really does look like a slab of chalk
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Revenge...?
#trafficblr#traffic life#traffic life series#fanart#life series#ethoslab#etho fanart#etho slab#ethoslab fanart#etho#smallishbeans fanart#joel smallishbeans#smajor1995#smajor#smallishbeans#scott smajor#scott smajor fanart#smajor fanart#geminitay fanart#geminitay#wildlife fanart#wildlife#wild life smp#traffic light smp#traffic spoilers#traffic series#traffic life smp#traffic light series#wlsmp#wlsmp spoilers
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sold
some actual pictures of the mice bowl
and here’s the outside
#mice inspired by Gerhard Heilmann's dancing mice#ceramic#pottery#hand built pottery#mice#mouse#rodents#dancing mice#cute#sgraffito#ceramic art#slab built pottery#glazeware
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"Tough" guy Etho
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this post made me immediately pick up my tablet and start drawing
#og post#my art#ethoslab#ethos lab#etho slab#wild life#trafficblr#traffic series#life series#ethubs#disappointed to learn after watching the video he says “get you off there” but i had already started drawing so i completed it#screenshot + quote from my darling The Great Ace Attorney ^_^#first time drawing mcyt in five million years..........
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Just saw Etho’s TCG card and. Oh my god
Now you may think ‘what are you talking about that’s just etho at his base?’ But no, you silly man. That’s Joel’s base. The Etho statues in front of that style of arch? With the cherry blossom tree? That isn’t Etho’s base. He made the conscious decision to do that. I will NEVER be over this bit.
#I don’t know much about TCG in c! sort of situations but I do think it’s funny if they have it anyways#and it’s a super niche card game they made for their friendgroup#and this was his way of making a move yet again#trafficblr#hermitblr#boat boys#joel smallishbeans#hermitcraft#the boat boys#Etho#ethoslab#ethos lab#Etho slab#hermitcraft etho#hc etho#hermit tcg#hermitcraft tcg
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Some of these do you like stars things. (Edit: ended up refining them! ^^)
Og and flat colors under cut
#do you like stars#ya theyre cool#rendoc#ethubs#rendog#docm77#ethoslab#bdoubleo100#my art#lazy art#woohoo#hermitshipping#< kinda#renthedog#silly docm77#etho slab#bdubs
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i just skipped pe chass to draw him are you guys proud of me
#alex draws#its also my first time sketching with a simple round brush!!#screw school i love etho slab#hermitcraft#hermitblr#ethoslab#etho
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Bang & Olufson Beocom 1000 (Denmark, 1986)
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etho doodles and tuff guys doodles for the soul (❁´◡`❁)
shameless plug here, very sorry, but my commissions are open! please check out my ko-fi page if you are interested ^^; it'd be super appreciated!!
#my art#artwork#hermitcraft#life series#etho fanart#tango fanart#bdubs fanart#ethos got that dawg in him fr#kakashi and urahara who? i only know etho sLab and philza minecraft#also the tuff guys are SO funny to me- an alliance where everyone hates each other and wants the others dead#immediate hit#white siberian husky etho + 4 arm long ass tail tango + bdubs#they're the “thank god i'm the only normal person here” meme personified#also the red fingertips on etho- yk how redstone dust is DUST...#he's got a perpetual redstone-cheeto-dust stain on his fingers
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ethos day out
first he went to the arcade, then sat at home trying not to get taken by the big yellow hand
#etho slab#ethoslab#skizz#grian#mcyt#smallishbeans#solidaritygaming#martyn inthelittlewood#inthelittlewood#geminitay#grian mc#joel smallishbeans#guess the build
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BREEZE BUNNY!
#etho slab#ethoslab fanart#etho#ethoslab#wild life smp#wild life spoilers#wild life session 7#wild life fanart#extended-art#the jumping and the complete failure to use the mace this episode was peak#etho and his stupid little wind charges so real and cannon#so much potentional with the mace and he just flubbed it everytime. go off king
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