#the sillymarillion

[lesbiansforboromir]

LO! My terrible little heckler @khazzman and the lovely Tori have once again dug me up from the swamp to talk about Denethor, and specifically the Siege of Gondor chapter in their Tolkien book club podcast! Much gandalf-derision and restrained faramir critique to be found within.

[shinraelectricpowercom]

uh, there’s only nine genders: foe, friend, foul, clean, brood of Morgoth, bright Vala, Elda, Maia, or aftercomer (man yet unborn on Middle-Earth). anything else is made up 🙄

[tenebrielle]

I find the One Ring and put it on. Not even Sauron can take it away from me

because it's my wedding ring, congrats you evil fuck we're married now.

[mascula-sappho]

hi my name is Nelyafinwë Maitimo Russandol Maedhros Feanárion and I have long copper red hair (that's how I got my name) with blood red tips that reaches past my butt and silver eyes like limpid tears and some people tell me I look like Finwë (AN: if you don't know who he is get da hell out of here!!) I'm related to Findekáno Astaldo Nolofinwion but I married him anyway cause we're Elves and he's a major fucking hottie. I may look like a vampire but I swear I'm not. I have pale white skin. I am also a Kinslayer, and I have killed many Elves in pursuit of the Silmarils of my father. I'm a goth, in case you couldn't tell, and I wear mostly red and black with a lot of star motifs. I love Hototyossë and buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing black leather trousers, a dark red tunic like congealed blood with a small eight pointed star on each sleeve and high black boots and a black wool cloak embroidered with complex patterns and a copper circlet set with garnet. It was snowing so there was no sun and I wasn't happy about it. A lot of Eldar stared at me. I lifted my stump at them.

[automaticharpy]

sorry for getting extremely invested in LOTR. it will happen again when we watch the movies.

[tenebrielle]

Hello. One Glorfindel, please. And a Fingon, if you have those?

working retail

[ruiniel]

The Sillymarillion: 1

So today there was lamenting on Discord over hot weather in some parts + its effects.

@melkors-big-tits naturally wanted to move to Utumno for the

'dark and cold all year round. It'd be absolutely Perfect'

@cilil and myself wanted to hitch a ride OF COURSE so this came to mind:

Which turned into my worst this meager contribution to the Silm fandom:

Not sorry 🥺

[lesbiansforboromir]

me, casually listening to the sillymarillion: oh they did a bonus episode for ROP teaser releases—LESBIANSFORBOROMIR????

HAH! Jumpscared yah >:) But oh I haven't done enough friendly promo it seems- The Sillymarillion podcast by my dear friend Paul and the lovely Tori is great for Silmarillion readalong and accessibility and they've just started the Lord of the Rings after finishing the Hobbit too. AND They very kindly invited me to the show for a bunch of episodes, I think about four? to talk about Rings of Power before during and after. The eagles are coming extra eps are the ones about RoP. Would recommend just for the laughs :)

[ansu-gurleht]

sillymarillion

[freedom-shamrock]

Yes. Perfect Huan.

Sorry everyone but this is how i headcanon Huan from now on, idc…

[frogseasons]

the sillymarillion

[mascula-sappho]

when Maedhros and Fingon are involved, the word "slay" takes on at least one whole new meaning....

[meisun657]

December 2024 Updates

Welcome, everyone! I am now posting monthly updates that will discuss my Meisun directory and other things that catch my interest that I don’t want to share on my other blogs. 

I have been listening to more podcasts lately! I’ve been enjoying the Monster Donut podcast for the Percy Jackson series, Daughters of Ferrix for Star Wars, and the Sillymarillion for Lord of the Rings.

I also updated my profile picture on all of my Meisun accounts! It’s a digital drawing I made years ago. It’s not that good, but it’s fun being able to use my own art for my profile pics :).

Thank you so much for visiting! Feel free to share your updates and what has been catching your interest below and let me know if you have any good podcast recommendations! I mostly listen to podcasts that discuss/analyze stories I’m interested in, but I’m up to try other types of podcasts, too! See you in the next update! Before you go, I urge you to educate yourself about, donate, and support these organizations who are doing important, although unfortunately needed work in and to support Palestine and the Democratic Republic of Congo: Operation Olive Branch’s mutual aid list, Friends of the Congo, Focus Congo. For more resources and organizations to support, please look here.

[tenebrielle]

pshhh 🤭

A random post: "if you pour water on mairon, will he produce smoke and go pshhhh?"

Me: ... *looks up at Mairon*

Me: If someone pours water on you, do you produce smoke and go pshhhh?

The Maia scoffs. Before he could reply, however, Melkor, who is also present, nods his head and says, "Oh he does! He does!"

"My lord..." begins Mairon, his cheeks already red.

"You should see him get caught in the rain!" Melkor continues, eager to tell you more. "Smoke and pshhh and everything! Shall I fetch a bowl of water so you could see it with your own eyes?"

"No!" Mairon cries, mortified.

[breezybeej]

call it the sillymarillion the way nothing in it matters actually