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frogseasons · 1 hour ago

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breaking news: i keep edging my readers on the inevitable confrontation with jiraiya’s nasty ass

https://archiveofourown.org/works/64234837/chapters/166152952

woah im making sakura down bad for naruto’s parents and making her suffer

https://archiveofourown.org/works/64234837/chapters/164864413

#frog logs #my writing #naruto #chapter six…. she is fun she is sexy she is full of sakura continuing to avoid her problems

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frogseasons · 2 hours ago

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37 people were illegally detained in Bellingham, Washington for the ‘crime’ of speaking Spanish. This is so fucking inhumane and cruel

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frogseasons · 3 hours ago

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"casual" as an insult is really funny tbh. hey everybody this guy plays games for fun. they like to relax and have a good time

#q

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frogseasons · 5 hours ago

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really hilarious and unsexy when hetero romantasy authors refer to love interests as males and females. you sound like david attenborough narrating a special documentary on two turtles humping in the mud

#books #…………………..yeah #q

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frogseasons · 15 hours ago

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thank you weird trans women forever

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frogseasons · 16 hours ago

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in celebration of april 13, i present all four known photos of neil, who banged out the tunes 19 years ago today

source: theagilerat.com (click right to see all four photos!)

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frogseasons · 1 day ago

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i remember learning the word melancholy at age 7 or something and thinking oh this word's gonna be huge for me

#i have a distinct memory of this moment in my life. genuinely #q

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frogseasons · 1 day ago

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Get our money up,,, get OUR pussy up,,,,

#get our money up… GET OUR PUSSY UP!#naruto #q

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frogseasons · 2 days ago

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i dont care if mondays rife,tuesday qednesday full of strife, thursday fuck my baka life, its friday im in sucks

#q

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frogseasons · 2 days ago

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frogseasons · 3 days ago

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writing naruto fic really has me making up fuuinjutsu lore

#frog logs #did i just make up a fable for the first uzumaki? maybe.

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frogseasons · 3 days ago

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glass of water is so epic

#q

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frogseasons · 3 days ago

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Little something for @foundersweek this year!

#naruto #q

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frogseasons · 4 days ago

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Mosaic from Pompeii; circa 100 BC.

#art #q #archaeo

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frogseasons · 4 days ago

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i’m going to burst into tears. such a hauntingly stupid and wonderful phrase to immortalize somewhere. LOOK AT PIttbert!

#pittbert…#q

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frogseasons · 5 days ago

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sakura buys first edition erotic fiction and a cookbook

https://archiveofourown.org/works/64234837/chapters/165587296

woah im making sakura down bad for naruto’s parents and making her suffer

https://archiveofourown.org/works/64234837/chapters/164864413

#frog logs #my writing #naruto #next time: sakuras starting to lose it. just a bit #featuring shameful toads and an unimpressed jiraiya

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frogseasons · 5 days ago

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[walks in with blood spewing out my nose] haay

#haaaaayyyyyyy #naruto #q

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