#the silence is deafening

[olauivers]

i will NEVER get over Chase's "Yo Foreman, your Momma so fat when her beeper goes off, people think she's backin up" because WHY.

[rheasbrvtality]

literal flop

[maidservant-hecubus]

Some of you just love dead Jews and it shows.

[honexjams]

THATS A DAMNING NON ANSWER

[timetravelsong]

𝐈𝐟 𝐈 𝐡𝐚𝐝 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐠𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐭𝐨 𝐮𝐬 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐫𝐭, 𝐈 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝’𝐯𝐞 𝐝𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐬𝐨 𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐝𝐢𝐟𝐟𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐥𝐲.

excerpts from a book I’ll never write

[ladymariayuri]

why doesnt megan thee stallion make a song about dark souls 2 being good?

[achilles-rage]

the scene where all the firetrucks and ambulances are waiting at the airport. the silence. i felt that.

[shaydh]

lived with someone for a few years (!!) and now I am on my own again and haven't spoken to anyone in a few days and it's weird! I used to be so good at this! ANYWAY um does anyone want to send me asks 👉👈 I have so many hours to kill before class

[perfection-is-an-opinion]

~No, please don't hang up. You don't understand. The silence during our phone calls puts me to sleep because it is a calm silence. The silence after we hang up is so deafening that it keeps me awake for hours.~

-a poem of a new kind

[vampiressmoney]

Seriously though- where the hell is the Thicket.

[every-canute]

[enlightining]

I know they’re playing in Boston but the silence is still hilarious

[echthr0s]

me: god laughtracks are so obnoxious

also me: *gets to series 7 in my Red Dwarf rewatch* oh god this is the one where they tried getting rid of the laughtrack isn't it 😬🙈

[suckmyskinnyballsmia]

The silence is SCREAMING 

[timetravelsong]

𝑴𝒚 𝒑𝒂𝒔𝒕, 𝒊𝒕`𝒔 𝒔𝒐 𝒒𝒖𝒊𝒆𝒕. 𝑨 𝒍𝒊𝒕𝒕𝒍𝒆 𝒕𝒐𝒐 𝒒𝒖𝒊𝒕𝒆. 𝑨𝒎 𝑰 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒖𝒔𝒆𝒅 𝒕𝒐 𝒊𝒕 𝒃𝒆𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒖𝒏𝒃𝒆𝒂𝒓𝒂𝒃𝒍𝒆 𝒍𝒐𝒖𝒅 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝑰 𝒄𝒂𝒏 𝒏𝒐 𝒍𝒐𝒏𝒈𝒆𝒓 𝒉𝒆𝒂𝒓 𝒊𝒕 𝒏𝒐𝒘 𝒐𝒓 𝒉𝒂𝒗𝒆 𝑰 𝒇𝒊𝒏𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒚 𝒍𝒆𝒕 𝒈𝒐?

excerpts from a book I'll never write

[elejahfanfic]

amelia x oliver_

@darknightfrombeyond