#the sex machine

[grindhousefunhouse]

9 MILLION VIEWS CAN'T BE WRONG | The Sex Machine (1975) | Movie Review

This is my movie review for the 1975 Italian sci-fi sex comedy "The Sex Machine".

a.k.a. "Love And Energy" a.k.a "Conviene Far Bene L'amore".

Directed by Pasquale Festa Campanile and starring Gigi Proietti, Agostina Belli, Eleonora Giorgi, Monica Strebel, Adriana Asti and Christian De Sica.

Watch the original version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_H6YwijqyTE https://www.avsubtitles.com/download_sub.php?subid=10636&revid=20220726141900 (Subtitles)

Download the dubbed english version: https://archive.org/details/the-sex-machine-1975

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[gods-favorite-autistic]

I love how instead of the Bad Kids getting into a tangled mess of relationships it’s their parents who are all dating each other

[myhotplaythingsreblogs4]

[keziasorro]

Forgot to show polished version "x)

[son-of-the-sun23]

the herald awakens

hehe sketches and alt versions under the cut !!!

[punnkishlen]

imagine being an engineer so you make your own robot lover. but you dont really. know its ur lover yet.

you get to chat with it allll day and upgrade it whenever you want with the newest things... but it starts feeling so. intimate.

since when was getting your fingers on their wires so sensual? feeling the code and electricity running through them.. knowing that this - all of this - is all your creation? when did that become so nice to know?

you take pride in your creations, yeah, but maybe pride isnt the word you would find the robot trying to convey.

is it more lust?

when the little beeps become louder, the fan inside its torso powering itself harder when you touch specific components, seeing the limbs twitch and jerk as you play with the wires... its easier to get lost in the reactions than it is to focus on actually upgrading the thing.

it doesnt help the fact when their little charging stand is in your room. it used to be in the office. why did you bring it up here? maybe because you wanted it closer. maybe because you wanted it to see what youre doing on a more personal level. it *is* your creation anyway. maybe you moved it because you *need* to pull it into your bed sometimes.

then the charging stand turns into a small cable that detaches automatically when the robot is done charging. you can pull it into bed easier, feel the whirring under your fingertips, keep it and yourself warm with the blanket...

the need for warmth turns into the need for a little bit of pleasure. just a little.

grinding never hurt anyone, right?

especially not when the metal is just so smooth. when their own fingertips and palms come up to meet your own skin. when they start guiding you along.

when did they even get to learn this type of stuff?

[clunkyrobogirl2000]

Robot girl bush made up of loose wires and when she pressed another robot girls face against it they get voltage shocks, send post.

[filthyguts2]

[loadinghollows]

Gold chain 💋🤍💋

[theabigailthorn]

I was just showing a cishet friend round my new place and he said, "Why do you have a smoke machine in your bedroom?" and I had to be like "Uuuhhhh..." 😳

[myhotplaythingsreblogs4]

[horny-mushroom]

Indulging in my machine kink again. I can’t help but imagine a puppy boy coming over to me, begging me to breed them. To relieve them of their heat. As I wrap my arms around them, my metal frame touches their soft skin. No heat escapes off of me, only my cold metal. As a good helper machine that I am, I present them my cock. A thick, heat radiating, lube dripping silicone dick. Desperate as they are, they position themselves above me, and I do what I was programmed to do. Simulate breeding behaviour and satisfy my subject. After many rounds and many artificial insemination, the pup is tired. I, however, don’t tire. I keep going, a true machine that will forever fulfill its purpose. I’ll pick the subject up and fuck them in every position that their body can endure. This pup will not know what it’s like to not have a fat cock up their hole at all times.

[racke7]

Ectoplasm and Jason Todd

Danny is wandering around Gotham (visiting, chasing a ghost, running from GIW, attending college, etc) and stumbles across Jason.

Jason who is flaring his ecto-signature like a madman (is he trying to get into trouble?).

Danny drags the guy into a nearby alley to give the guy some kind of crash-course on how not to do that.

Jason isn't sure why this guy grabbed him and dragged him into an alley, but if it's a fight he wants, Jason would be able to fight more freely in an alley, so he doesn't struggle. (Does he know that Jason is Red Hood? Does he think that Jason is a random civilian? Is it just him, or does this guy have really cold hands?)

Jason isn't sure why this guy is now trying to... ask him to meditate? The fuck is going on? But if it's not a fight, then... maybe it's fine to just listen to the weirdo? Taking a few deep breaths isn't going to hurt him.

Danny is very proud of himself for guiding the ecto-flaring guy through how to not flare his ecto-signature. He's such a good teacher.

And then Jason collapses.

Turns out, Jason has been using his anger to create a feedback-loop that artificially raises his ectoplasm-levels.

Ghosts need ectoplasm to live, but they'll also produce ectoplasm when feeling strong emotions. For most ghosts, this a bit like saying "everyone needs a good cry every now and then". For Jason, he's been basically aiming a gun at his own face for the adrenaline-rush. Constantly.

So, Danny is now holding onto a barely-conscious person who desperately needs more ectoplasm. As in, this is a medical emergency, and every second probably counts.

Danny, being that he wasn't planning on needing to carry around some kind of ectoplasm-container at all times (who the fuck does that? His parents, that's who), is now desperately trying to problem-solve this.

Danny realizes that, actually, even in his human form? Danny has a lot of ectoplasm in his body. Enough that he could probably save this guy by... feeding him his blood.

Cue intimately sexy reverse-vampire scene.

And oh boy, if Danny's blood doesn't taste fantastic to Jason's ecto-starved self.

[dracosiwa]

no thalia grace does NOT listen to “hayloft” and “sweater weather”

she is PUNK and ROCK she probably criticizes you for not knowing 3 songs of a band’s shirt you’re wearing

she listen to green day, sex pistols, rage against the machine, youth brigade and the exploited

also i’m sick of looking for character playlists on spotify and it’s the same songs all over again (yes im talking about 505 and do i wanna know)

[astarkey]

Tom Savini as Sex Machine in From Dusk Till Dawn (1996)

[bucket-of-amethyst]

How does this keep happening to him