#the service monkeys

[eastbluecrewed]

yellow

(quick little comic based on the post/poem below the cut, thank u to @that-oracle for the idea your brain is massive)

[mostspecialgirl]

YOURE TELLING ME TUMBLR ADDED AN UNREMOVABLE BUGGY THE CLOWN TO WATCH OVER YOU AS YOU SCROLL????? AND WE DIDNT GET THIS ON MOBILE????? HOW DO I ACTIVATE BUGGY MODE???? HOW DO I TURN ON BUGGY PLEASE ADD THIS TO MOBILE IMMEDIATELY

[sophaeros]

arctic monkeys for observer music monthly, july 2009 (x) [text version]

[kirbyfigure]

hellouurr!! can you make sum usernames that goes with Mita? i really adore your blog, tyy and have a pleasant day <3

⋆˚࿔ anime CDs 𝜗𝜚˚⋆

[anarchic-miscellany]

Reading "One Piece" for the first time, Part 4: So now the Idiot, the Himbo and the Cartographer with a Brain Cell have done battle with an evil cat man (the series is rather odd in that one of its few genuinely evil antagonists, not played for laughs, so far is a goofy dancing cat man with a hypnotist. What is the tone of this series?) and recruited a Meme in Progress named Usopp. Leaving behind his girlfriend and child gang (!), Usopp hooked up with these dumbasses and honestly? I kind of like him, he's my favourite of the gang so far. Now they've picked up a pair of surfer dude bounty hunter himbos (obviously mates of The Himbo) and are looking for a chef.

The gang (after a genuinely quite funny little gag involving the making of their flag, good character beats there) take the advice of the Himbo Trio and find a floating fish restaurant, in the shape of a fish. That's creative and fun, nice work! This series is full of surprises.

They appear to have found one, in the form of a Giga Chad, chain smoking at a restuarant and soloing rude customers (honestly, goals). An entitled Karen from the Army rocks up, tries getting a free meal, tries to scam the place, and generally acts like a dick, so this Giga Chad Chef kicks him in the face. Hero.

[seaofolives]

🎭 #torokatober2024 day 24/31: mask 🎻

“Hold still,” Trowa tells him, but the paper feels slimey on Quatre’s face, and he’s not quite sure what part of this smells like aloe vera. But it’s a gift from Catherine who’d mentioned that his skin is looking dry so he holds still. As best as he can.

Until Trowa has finally smoothed it out on his cheeks. Quatre grabs his hand, then, and drags him to their bedroom mirror, even when Trowa yelps, “I said hold still!”

They look like a pair of ghosts who must have been burglars once.

Quatre throws his head back and cracks up.

find the list of prompts here!

[timelessbian]

just got out of an early showing of wicked and the energy in that theater was literally what i think straight girls felt walking out of barbie

[actuallycassidyiambusy]

[bogkeep]

other Silly Adventures In Trans is finding out that i can't change my phone provider subscription in the app because my subscription is on my new name but the owner of the subscription is my old name. i have no idea how this happened, i changed my name four years ago, how did they change the name of the subscription but not the subscription owner?? anyway customer service person couldn't help me because i don't have the document confirming my name change - it was sent to me digitally and got banished to the Old ID Number Dungeons when i changed my legal gender because the norwegian gender infrastructure is stupid. got told to send an email who told me to call customer service. i'm tired

[rxttenfish]

slowly returning to the big miravi fic i was working on and trying to recall everything that i was going to have each individual chapter be, though i might also discard the chapter names i had going as a theme (or to add them back later, after its finished) since i dont know exactly how many chapters this will be

also im thinking about adding another merfolk in the beginning scene, both because it helps set the scene as something weird going on (since miranda's serfs are notably not merfolk and aaravi has only seen other merfolk than miri and bell inside of the actual merkingdom), and because im REALLY thinking about how i write the help lately and all of miri's serfs and staff and servants and fleshing them out. its been a huge pain in my side how every single fucking thing lately refuses to include the help and to write them out, including trying to include rich, powerful characters who dont need staff or help to run their estates or do anything, in a way that notably does not exist in reality and only serves to further mentally and psychologically separate out the classes.

which is both good and bad because, oh boy, i get to design more merfolk characters! but also, OH NO, I HAVE TO DESIGN MORE MERFOLK CHARACTERS.

[sunflowers-and-knives]

what does it mean to know someone?

i want to know you inside and out

the best thing in the world is knowing someone better than you know yourself

The Postal Service, Such Great Heights // Amrutha Johnson, Knowing Someone // Artic Monkeys, I Wanna Be Yours // Gilded Ambition novel by Jason Collins // The Head and the Heart, Every Shade of Blue // Julianne MacLean // Pathological People Pleaser by @rweoutofthewoods on ao3 // Sea Girls, I Want You to Know Me // Kenny Chesney, Knowing You

[ilovemesomevincentprice]

Vincent Price in his very first film "Service De Luxe" (1938)

[kifferfag]

at red rocks the other night alex introduced arabella by saying he was gonna tell us about “a girl [he] invented”

[elles-home]

THE LUFFY JINBEI HUG IN WANO MAKES ME SO HAPPY!! JUST THOUGHT ABOUT LUFFY’S ARMS STRETCHING TO ACCOMMODATE HIS FLYING HUG!!! I THINK ABOUT THAT STRETCH ALL THE TIME LIKE IDK WHT IM SCREAMING BUT THAT HUG MEANS SO MUCH TO ME!!!!! LUFFY AND HIS EMOTIONAL SUPPORT FUN UNCLE!!!

[dudewheresmyhacksaw]

insane girly pop hours

[crimsonmonsoon]

just found out from gloomy that you self id as a video game hater and there’s an loz poster in your room. you don’t deserve her I could treat her better what is wrong with you

I am NOT a video game hater I JUST SUCK AT VIDEO GAMES BECAUSE I WAS NEVER ALLOWED ANYTHING BEYOND THE MINECRAFT I HAD ON MY IPOD TOUCH and the loz poster IS MY ROOMMATE’S and I’ll have you know that there is also a HOLLOW NIGHT poster in my room because of the previously mentioned ROOMMIE who has INTERESTS and EXPRESSES THEM on HER SIDE OF THE ROOM