#the sass on you !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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the next time Logan does this, wade is going to keel over CACKLING
#“GOTEM PEANUT”#i can freaking hear wade wheezing like he just developed asthma or something#choking on his spit and stuff#it's not even that hilarious probably#but watch logan smile in his direction despite the sass he was supposed to have “shut up bub”#“babygirl i didn't even know you could do that 🤣”#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool#wolverine#deadpool 3#logan howlett#wade wilson#poolverine#deadclaws#deadpool 2024
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My gods I LOVE Ewan McGregor’s Obi-Wan but NOTHING will ever be more peak Obi-Wan than 2003 Clone Wars Obi-Wan barking at Anakin every chance he gets and just out there serving cunt on the front lines
#truly a masterpiece#if you haven’t seen it yet I highly recommend#sass master Obi-Wan Kenobi#sassywan kenobi#2003 clone wars#star wars#obi wan kenobi
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old Obi-Wan is so funny to me because his sass and overall bitchiness is like the last thing he's got and I'm so proud it survived the great depression of his 40s.
#morgs rambles#star wars#obi wan kenobi#this post was originally about how sass and bitchiness are whats left of his charisma pts#and i was going to list all the docks to his stats#which i mean ill put them here because its funny#also eating warm uncooked broccoli as i type this#achievement unlocked! abandonment issues and lack of self worth#achievement unlocked! dead master/parental figure#achievement unlocked! war general ios version 2#achievement unlocked! your child hates you#achievement unlocked! first girlfriend/ first love dead#achievement unlocked! younger sister/ daughter firgure leaves (youll never learn her fate)#achievement unlocked! weird grandfather dead (killed by your child/little brother)#achievement unlocked! complete extended family killed#achievement unlocked! two murder attempts via husband and child#achievement unlocked! friend dies in childbirth#achievement unlocked! small child#achievement unlocked! entire allit persumed dead or hostile#achievement unlocked! friend and friend's planet explodes#achievement unlocked! ghost#anakin skywalker#codywan#ahsoka tano#commander cody#sw rots#rots#sw tcw#twc#new hope
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More of this silly doodle stuff
#Poseidon said#no#no you can’t go home you wet fish#stay in the water#Odysseus#the odyssey#epic the musical#Odysseus and Poseidon are just something I think about a lot#Odysseus is not having a good time#he’s spending his 10 years of crap a little different#he gives sass about it#digitalart#fanart#art#digital art#tagzpite#tagzpite art
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can't even walk across rooms anymore. because of the pit
#cheated ily so much you have no idea#maybe its the sass maybe its because it took me like 20 attempts to figure out how to get a different voice in caged and it was him#its definitely the sass tho. permanently changed my diction by being bitchy#slay the princess#slay the princess princess#stp#stp spoilers#voice of the cheated#stp the cage#dani speaks
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I love you chilshi nation
Gratuitous redraw of this old magma doodle !
#I'll say it again. theres something so romantic about blowing smoke into someones face.#I'm insane. i might be insane. maybe i am#chilshi#pots n picks#senshi of izganda#chilchuck tims#dunmeshi#dungeon meshi#art cabinet#you know damn well chilchuck is sassing him after a scolding
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annabeth: my name is annabeth 😐
percy: are you stalking me annabeth?? 😡
annabeth: *thinks about it*
annabeth: yes 😑
#‘so you were there the whole time and you didnt help me??? 😡’ ‘yes 🙄’#percabeth try not to be the best part of pjo challenge (impossible)#no fr they are amazing i loveeeee their dynamic in the show#sass monsters#riordanverse#incorrect riordanverse#rick riordan#percy jackson#pjo#annabeth chase#pjo show#pjo tv show#1k#2k
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the easy grip on the knife. the leg over the seat. the hand over the other seat. the sassy "come get it" move. you know the bitch is smiling behind that mask even as he said the line.
#i can't believe i'm saying this#DEADPOOL CAN GET IT#Logan I'm sobbing I understand why you lunged at him#I would too bestie#it's the sass for me folks#paint that car white as much as they painted it red my god#a deadpool thirst post? from me? more likely than you'd think#this is a branch in realities i know it#i've never had Feelings for this motherfucker until this movie#all i'm left with is anger now because WHAT DOES HE WANT FROM ME#camera crew could have just made it landscape but noooooo they had to do a medium shot of this son of a bitch#i'm sending an especially affectionate fuck you in ryan reynolds' direction#i love how you love deadpool#deadpool#wolverine#deadpool and wolverine#wade wilson#logan howlett#poolverine#deadclaws#don't get me wrong i've always adored deadpool's personality. nobody's that hilarious and not have humongous balls i mean trauma.#but i've never went 'why he kinda' until this specific shot right here#@ camera crew why the fuck did you zoom in? WHY?#for me? well it's infuriating#do it again#gif is credit to the owner#30 tags aren't enough for me to dismantle how this shot made me feel. tumblr you gotta update#damn tumblr i'm tryna feed a village here#guys just find my other post
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I think the Ratiorine fandom really moved on too fast from the fact that Hoyo chose "charming audacity" and "dear gambler" as the first words players would hear from Ratio to Aventurine. Not the second scene. Not the third. The very first sentence players ever hear between those two.
And you know what, we also moved on much too quickly from the next scene too. Ratio was the one to start the whole "Aventurine is a peacock" thing. Why are you sitting around thinking about what alien animals your coworker reminds you of, Veritas? The joke is supposed to be that peacocks are noisy, but then they just drop that like a hot rock so the camera can do a slow pan on Aventurine's chest and Ratio can comment on Aventurine's clothing choices. Since when does Dr. Ratio care what people wear? Why were you looking?! Fellas, is it gay to compare your partner in crime to the symbol of male beauty???
#honkai star rail#ratiorine#aventio#dr. ratio#Aventurine#everyone makes such a big deal#of the bickering over Aventurine's backstory scene#and not enough deal over the fact that#Ratio is basically running his mouth#and nonsense is coming out every time he talks to Aventurine#Ratio dominates every other conversation he's been in#but Aventurine sasses him one time#and Ratio is suddenly channeling Alhaitham's fifth grade-level comebacks#I'm amazed he didn't hit Aventurine with the famous#“You're going to devolve into a fungus” line#“You dress like a peacock” is not the insult you think it is Ratio#plus#we have no evidence Aventurine has ever even seen a peacock#“Your clothes are highly reminiscent of this random alien creature from a planet you've never even been to”#Aventurine who just picked his fit because he likes teal: 🧍🏼
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Viktor was super fucking emo or scene in high school and he is devastatingly embarrassed by it, when Jayce saw his yearbook/old photos Viktor contemplated on killing himself inside even though he feigned indifference and acted like he had no regrets as if it doesn't keep him up at night. Jayce genuinely thought it was cute, but he was a downright LOSER in high school and was called brace face or metal mouth. College was a reset for both of them (they’re still the same inside)
#modern au#this would be them#jayce was a loser up until he became mr progress#im just keeping it real#viktor being scene or emo popped up in my head after seeing him with blond during his jesus era#it's also such a pretty sight to think about#what i would do for emo/scene viktor x nerd loser jayce fanart...#viktor arcane#jayce talis#arcane jayce#jayvik#jayce x viktor#arcane#its important you remember to add his sass to fanart!#that man is an emo/scene with an attitude and smart mouth!!
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Jeff: Ugh, I have a headache.
Y/N: Have you been drinking any water?
Jeff, mockingly: HaVe yOu bEeN dRiNkInG aNy wAtEr?
Y/N: [Hands Jeff a glass of water]
Jeff: Thank you.
#he sasses you but he only partially means it#creepypasta#creepypasta headcanons#creepypasta headcanon#creepypasta x reader#creepypasta incorrect quotes#incorrect quotes#jeff the killer headcanons#Jeff the killer#jeff the killer headcanon#Jeff the killer x reader
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@sillyxaly suggested Jw adopting SJ and it was too fun to brainrot about with @ace-shenanigans too.
Rest assured, no matter the au variation, as long as SJ is adopted by a tgcf character, he shall be the bane of Jw's existence and make him consider early retirement.
#very rushed doodles#not my best work but doubt quality is why you're here on this blog now are you#svsss#shen jiu#tgcf#jun wu#mei nianqing#implied junmei cause I love them and have a problem#original shen qingqiu#svsss au#tgcf au#JW just saw the kid and he is too like Mnq to ignore#the more he interacts with the kid the more he is starting to wonder if him and Mnq spawned this child without even touching in centuries#like the 2k yo virgins they are#sj is not amused. he is salting jw's tea and otherwise making his life a nuisance#jw tried the bwx thing but sj was not having it and honestly?#the emotional damage SJ retaliated with just does NOT make it worth it to torture the kid#you could stab him a 100 times and he'd still sass JW smth like#'this won't make your ex take you back you know'#'just because you can't own up to being a monster does not mean I can't'#'bitch why you need another to validate your life choices for you that you regret? dumbass'#anyway that path was quickly discarded by JW#really SJ is his perfect heir if only the kid didn't always do exactly what he does not want him to do out of pure spite#fun fact he is the sweetest lil momma's boi with mnq of course#because he knows mnq will adore him and side with him then#jw cannot win
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Guys I think we all need a moment to appreciate how the characters spoke in the early BSD mangas.
Kunikida’s sass is unparalleled and I need you all to realize this.




#my favorite has to be SILENCE YOU DISEMINATOR OF DISCONTENT#I pulled all of these from my own copy of volume 1💀#bsd#bungo stray dogs#bungou stray dogs#bsd manga#armed detective agency#bsd kunikida#bsd meta#Kunikida and his sass
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Ok I need to apologise in advance for the crazy person I might become for this man.
#dragon age#DAtV#emmrich volkarin#my art#his design targets me so hard like wtf#he’s magic Vincent price with extra sass and fantasy levels#also his short story is like oughhhh#BioWare pls when you say we can romance any companion#you better mean it#I’m not well pffffft#good god
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brigadier alastair gordon lethbridge-stewart my beloved
#obsessed with him#and this isn’t even counting his iconic sass in the time monster#brigadier lethbridge stewart#brigadier alistair gordon lethbridge stewart#nicholas courtney#classic who#why is the clip from daemons so quiet :(#lady says: we must do the fertility dance to celebrate#everyone pairs up to do the fertility dance#then capt yates asks the brig to dance#but they go to drink instead#the brig is a bisexual alcoholic and mike yates is gay#thank you katy manning for this information#unit#second doctor#patrick troughton#third doctor#john pertwee#fourth doctor#tom baker#captain mike yates#mike yates#doctor who#kate lethbridge stewart#david tennant#starlightseraph’s brainrot
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I swear, the conversations between these two must be top tier to hear.
#why hello there grandpa#you were missed#the sass#cmon#I just know both of them have a come back for everything#also#the toothpick???#most valuable gift for sure#very nails#very elite#anyway#happy holidays everybody#matt rempe#matt rempe x reader#new york rangers#mr73#matt rempe imagine#hockey#ny rangers#hartford wolfpack#matt rempe fic#alley rempe
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