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I swear, the conversations between these two must be top tier to hear.
#why hello there grandpa#you were missed#the sass#cmon#I just know both of them have a come back for everything#also#the toothpick???#most valuable gift for sure#very nails#very elite#anyway#happy holidays everybody#matt rempe#matt rempe x reader#new york rangers#mr73#matt rempe imagine#hockey#ny rangers#hartford wolfpack#matt rempe fic#alley rempe
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bouncer steve thrusts lazily for a little bit, smirking at that little huff you make when he stops drilling you. opting for something shorter, pushing in only half way, big warm hand smoothing over your lower back while he watches the curve of your hips swoop into your waist and back out again. you take matters into your own hands, pushing yourself back on him over and over again to get him deeper.
he chuckles, toothpick still in his mouth, while he runs a hand through his hair, the other holds one of your hips. he leans back a little at the waist, abs and check flexing while he tilts his head to watch a sideview. slap slap slap. "that's it," he says, cockiness soaking his words, "that's it, bounce back on it just like that honey." the encouragement spurs you on, bouncing back harder and harder while you feel his tip punch into you over and over again, letting little gasps and yelps out at each push. steve's grip tightens on your fleshy hip, grunting while you go. slap slap slap. his eyes glaze over at the shake of your thighs and hips at each bounce, jaw tensing so hard he almost breaks the toothpick in his mouth. your sounds make his chest hot and after running his hand through his hair again he brings his hand down hard on your ass, watching it shake as his hips slam into you in time. "greedy fuckin' girl huh?" he grins, "such a greedy girl." the reverb sends him into a frenzy, the tinge of discoloration on your skin from where he smacked it makes his brows furrow, he's passed the point of no return. "a-again st-stevie," you moan out, choked neediness gasping out of you with each rough thrust. you don't have to ask him twice as he cracks his hand down again in a loud SMACK! making you whimper. he smooths his hand over it lovingly, gently. "baby," he starts, his voice warm and gooey in your head, "lemme know when you want another one."
I HAVE ZERO WORDS OR THOTS TO ADD TO THIS. JESUS CHRIST CAROL ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME???!!!!
#how am i suppose to clock back in now???#i cant do this#FUCK#CAROL??!?!!#the toothpick???#him taking a break so he can watch#steve harrington smut#bouncer!steve#whatta man thots#carol 💅🏻
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babies!
#ahh foals ... barrels on toothpicks#horse#horses#art#illustration#horse art#foals#my art#babies!!!! :)#first drawing at our new apartment! a little warmup to prepare for comms again#i love it when foals and small ponies do the scratchy things .. oh it's adorable
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Cattail toothpick grasshopper (Leptysma marginicollis) with erythrism, a genetic condition that causes an excessive amount of red pigments or lack of non-red pigments in animals. This species is usually brown or green.
Photographed in Mississippi by mcferny
#animals#curators on tumblr#insects#bugs#grasshopper#toothpick grasshopper#cattail toothpick grasshopper#erythrism#one nice bug#orthoptera
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Finally scanned in another oil painting :]
#subnautica#subnautica fanart#subnautica leviathan#i had to go in with toothpicks at one point for the details
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ARE YOU KIDDING ME
OMEGA YOU LITTLE TROUBLEMAKER
#she knows EXACTLY what shes doing ahahaha#TOOTHPICK SUPREMACY#omega copying the “grownups” around her is my fave running joke#OMEGA SEE OMEGA DO#omgggg Hunter's FACE#Crosshair has no idea how to take this#had to reallly get close to confirm she does in fact have a toothpick in her mouth lol#tbb#the bad batch#the bad batch season 3#tbb spoilers#the bad batch spoilers#tbb omega#tbb crosshair#tbb hunter
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Since I saw people liking muzzled Red again, here you have an old muzzled big red thingie i didn't post
No muzzle ver. under the cut:
That smile
#he's so big he could break spines like toothpicks#I wouldn't mind tho#bara red#underfell sans#fell sans#muzzled red#selfinsert#5am
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i find it funny that butch hartman is a huge scamming homophobe but he allows the character designers to make big, buff characters with small waist lines.
like okay freakster, you definitely have a thing for curvy waists
update: IM SORRY GUYS I NOW KNOW THAT BUTCH DIDN'T DESIGN LOTS OF THESE CHARACTERS
#butch hartman#danny phantom#ignore the fact that i added images from wiki or google#especially technus#like dude the small guy turned into a literal amateur bodybuilder#dp#danny phantom blog#dp blog#vlad has toothpick legs#okay guys i get it thank you for correcting me ily all
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Lil Wyll mad cuz Astarion keeps bullying him for being tiny
(And isn't planning to stop)
#bg3#wyll ravengard#wyll#bg3 wyll#blade of frontiers#toothpick of frontiers#minor inconvenience of frontiers#monsterhunter?#monsterannoyer!#provoke the blade and suffer it's tickle!#small little dude can't even touch iron#pfff pathetic#I can defeat him with a fork#*old ass grandma's fork#but it's still a fork#iron foooork#*sounds of totally not wanting to carry him around in a pocket*
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hiii spock :]
#good to see t shirts are still typical in the 23rd century#love t shirts#spock#mr spock#star trek#star trek tos fanart#star trek tos#star trek fanart#spock fanart#he looks a little goofy lmao#toothpick legs looking
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so in the book of bill there's a part where he gets a bunch of old ladies to make like, precious moments-style figurines of him called The Tri Angels Collection by PudgyLilDarlins, and I was immediately super amused and charmed by this one --
which I was then Compelled to recreate, out of model magic
#CLAY IS NOT LIKE. A MEDIUM I'M EXCEPTIONAL AT??????? BUT IT WAS JUST SHAPES!!!!!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW IT CAME TOGETHER. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT#HE'S SO FUCKING CUTE WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#gonna wait for him to dry and then paint him and hopefully he comes out okay!!#oh damn i meant to make his other arm doing something silly for the back but i forgot bc i put his front arm#and was IMMEDIATELY SO FUCKING THRILLED#the toothpick is so his legs dont stick to him. there's another propping him up in the back so he doesn't lean while drying#you know what i'm proud of him he's going in the tags. even unpainted#the book of bill#book of bill#gravity falls
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The first thing I ever paid for with money I earned from Twitch was a 1 day trip to Paris with my brother in 2020. Now I am here to attend TwitchCon. It's good to be back! :D
It's also my first time wearing a crop top in public, so I'm a little nervous, but feel great!
#eret#twitchcon#gender#lgbtq+#genderqueer#genderfluid#bisexual#paris#i am going to steal the eiffel tower#gonna use it as a toothpick
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I think Cobb Vanth is a funny dude bc he sees some armour for a thick tank of a guy and goes “yep this’ll fit just grand”
#boba is built to ENDURE while cob vanth is like seven toothpicks wide#cobb vanth#boba fett#(technically)#star wars: the mandalorian
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How I think that top-secret time on Kashyyyk would have gone. Yoda would probably like the other three but Crosshair would be more likely to drive him to insanity.
#sw tbb#the bad batch#tcw tech#tcw crosshair#tcw hunter#tcw wrecker#Yoda#kashyyyk#Crosshair is the king of the snarks and you cannot tell me otherwise#he is such a menace#His bros love him for it but everyone else feels like strangling him within ten minutes#Yoda eats frogs like Grogu#because it's even weirder if it's not a species thing and Din's kid just eats frogs because he likes it#toothpicks and backtalking#Crosshair does not care that this dude is a Jedi and will happily roast him until they reach their destination
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I’d experience gender euphoria if I could dress like this everyday
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