It blows my mind that by giving the mithril shirt to Bilbo, Thorin indirectly saved Frodo and thus prevented the Ring-bearer from dying and the Quest from failing. The world was ultimately saved because the exiled King Under the Mountain fell in love with a hobbit.
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zl wedding (again)
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LOL!
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Ballister: hey Nimona, you know how Ambrosius and I are getting married right?
Nimona: against my better judgment
Ballister: well… I know you're not much of a traditionalist… and you don't have to do it makes you uncomfortable… but how do you feel about being a part of the wedding party?
Nimona:
Nimona: I want to throw the flowers
Bal, surprised: okay?
Nimona: and be the ring bear
Bal, smiling: okay!
Nimona: and what are you plans so far? have you picked a date? a venue? a color scheme? you cannot just act like it's any other day, it's your wedding-
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What I should be drawing: af attacks
What I'm drawing instead: elden ring gale-
My roommate said he could make gale in er in his next playthrough and i said bet so now the wizard is mcsuffering in the lands between
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[in the hours before Kirk and Spock's bonding ceremony]
Kirk: I'm going to go pick up the wedding cake!
Spock: Perfect. While you do that, I'll check on the ring bear.
Kirk:
Kirk: You mean ring bearer, right?
Spock:
Kirk:
Kirk: Look me in the eye and tell me you're not bringing a dangerous wild animal to our wedding...
source: @doriansdeathdefiances
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ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN!!
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Here’s my contribution to the soulsborne fandom :]
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If Rosalyn and Choi Han got married
Jack, as the wedding officiant: Now, repeat after me
Choi Han, sweating nervously: After me
Jack: ....
Eruhaben, using telepathy to talk to Rosalyn: Are you sure this is the one you want?
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The Mirror of Galadriel - by Lines Damn Lines
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I actually really want Eugene to officiate the Varigo wedding because one, it’s not a very official or proper wedding. If anything, it’s something Rapunzel and Varian put together in one week and is essentially just a giant party where they blow stuff up and eat cake. Varian totally asks Eugene thirty minutes beforehand if he will officiate and after five minutes of sobbing, he agrees.
And two, because I want him to say this line-
“It has been a joy to watch your distracting childish rivalry turn into a distracting childish courtship, which will undoubtedly turn into a distracting childish marriage.”
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In another life time, 1927
Albus: Gellert and I——
Ariana: are getting married?
Gellert: What, no, we just——
Ariana, pulling out a huge blue folder: sit down, I've had this thing planned out since 1899.
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Bucky: *Laying face down on the bar*
Curt: So Buck said he liked you?
Bucky, muffled: Yeah
Curt: ...and you asked him to marry you?
Bucky: Yeah
Curt: …and?! How’d he react?!
Bucky: Dunno, I ran before I could scare him even more
*Meanwhile*
Buck, kicking in the door to the barracks: Benny! Rosie! I'm gonna get married!
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because I need some mental support for the emotional trauma that surely awaits in the newest chapter of From Our Soiled Hearts, have some wedding wish fulfillment fluff from its happier, less emotionally taxing but no less satisfying sister Silence Withered in Spring, also by the wonderfully talented @limitbreaker23 💕
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there's an implicit tragedy in separating godwyn and messmer.
because it can be seen as an attempt to replace the cursed firstborn with his perfect brother, but that immediatly condemns the perfect child to such horrible fate. you can almost taste the butterfly effect in that decision. the moment one is sealed away, the other had his fate also sealed.
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