#the psychologist
Explore tagged Tumblr posts
southern-reach Ā· 1 year ago
Text
boss makes a dollar i make a dime thatā€™s why i put dead mice and plants in desk cabinets on company time
746 notes Ā· View notes
possessable Ā· 2 months ago
Text
Tumblr media
rest in pieace the 12th expedition you should've gotten to play minecraft together
62 notes Ā· View notes
transk0vsky Ā· 18 hours ago
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media
For the two Falin fans who exist come get your food
5 notes Ā· View notes
bookwyrminspiration Ā· 11 months ago
Text
god I would be UNSTOPPABLE if I was capable of consistently initiating tasks. just you wait. you'll be waiting a while but just you wait
131K notes Ā· View notes
charles-breaks-beakers Ā· 9 months ago
Text
HETEROSEXUAL CIS-PEOPLE LOOK HERE
Tumblr media
Snaps my fingers at you as you scroll past this post
Look at me. Listen.
I'm not the best at serious posts, but that article up there reminded me of how important it is that people like you stand up for us. So hold on while I try to get this out of my mushy end-of-work-day brain.
We could fight this fight ourselves for decades trying to reach the equal laws, gender affirming trans healthcare that doesn't have a 2-5+ soul-eating years of waiting time, medical care with equal knowledge of lgbtqia+ bodies, and, what is often forgotten, inclusion in the little everyday areas of life like our way of speaking or things being set up or designed with the existence of queer people in mind.
But you joining in could get us there so much faster.
The power you have as a hetero cis person is that you set the standard for what is seen as the average way of treating us among other hetero cis people. You have been given the power of deciding what's "normal" and I'm begging you to use it.
Richard Green is a great example of to what extent your actions can help our situation, and smaller ways of support still add up to a great impact on society, and could make the days of the queer people you interact with.
Educate yourself before you speak up, but don't be silent.
14K notes Ā· View notes
gronnulv Ā· 26 days ago
Text
Tumblr media
1K notes Ā· View notes
lynsstrange Ā· 1 year ago
Text
Tumblr media
this is my child. he needs therapy but heā€™s kind enough to supply his services to those in need (the goblin in my brain)
5K notes Ā· View notes
turnleftonlastlaughtlan Ā· 1 month ago
Text
SPOILERS ARCANE SEASON 2 ACT 2
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
vik keeping that cog till the very end.
the moment he loses it being the moment he dies by the hand of the person he keeps the cog for in the first place.
Tumblr media
also i am sure there is a meaning in the cog stopping when the corrupted part of the hexcore is showing.
Tumblr media
the bad interpretation being that the part of the core that is corrupted won.
the good one that magic (and with it vik?) can win again.
i am more convinced of the first one unfortunately.
The colors representing the corruption that ruined the bond between viktor and jayce (the cog), colors made by the first thing that united them: hextech.
Itā€™s cruelly well done.
698 notes Ā· View notes
suiana Ā· 2 months ago
Text
yandere psychologist who conditions you into feeling euphoria at the very thought of him :3
"my sweet darling! here's your daily dose of highly dangerous drugs! yep yep, such a good patient you are! c'mon, swallow all of the- haha your smile is so cute!"
erm... he mght've also fiddled with your prescriptions so that you were more susceptible to his manipulation but that's not important! haha!
its like hes pavlov and youre his dog! except... you're a human and he's not pavlov but he sees you as a dog anyway and *gets strangled*
he knows that its medical malpractice to do something like this to his patient, but who cares? all morality was thrown out the window the second he fell for you!
literally.
"oh hi you're my new patient right? *stands up* come on, let me- *fucking falls over*"
yeah, those were good times.
"but suiana what about being a good psychologist!!!!"
hahahah sorry guys this fella isnt a good psychologist to begin with. i mean, bro decided to diagnose you with schizophrenia because you keep talking to me and he thought you were talking to yourself.
"darling, who are you talking to? suiana? who? there's no one there... oh dear... it appears that you may have more than one condition :( maybe your stay here has to be extended."
yeah this guy isn't gonna help you get out of the mental hospital anytime soon. sorry bud.
Tumblr media
892 notes Ā· View notes
sincerelykreiburg Ā· 4 months ago
Text
Tumblr media
Tumblr media
let's wear disguises they said. it will be fun they said.
sethjane in adamil outfits an itch i needed to scratch
610 notes Ā· View notes
southern-reach Ā· 2 years ago
Text
she topo on my graphical till i anomaly
467 notes Ā· View notes
possessable Ā· 3 months ago
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
check out how hard i can draw the psychgologlostkist
81 notes Ā· View notes
transk0vsky Ā· 5 days ago
Text
Tumblr media
This started as just Falin in the triple Baka style but ended with adding Sezja and Vera as well
5 notes Ā· View notes
fcaruana Ā· 1 month ago
Text
ā€” How do you mentally prepare for the competition, to make decisions at such high speed? What do you do to prepare yourself? ā€” [sarcastic] Mentally I'm great, you must have seen my social media, mentally I'm great. 10/10! ā€” Don't listen to them. You don't have to explain anything to anybody, do what you want with your life... ā€” Well, I have a psychologist since I was very little, he has helped me very much and still helps me nowadays. I think that in sports in general it's very important to be mentally well, to be a little bit firmer in your head. So it's something that helps me a lot. I won't tell you what I do because everyone will copy me, it's a little secret! ā€” You do therapy now- ā€” I do therapy all the time. I'm always doing therapy. Doing therapy is really good! Some people are still a bit in the past and dislike it or think it doesn't work, but I do therapy all the time and that's what works for me a lot.
386 notes Ā· View notes
kx0e-idv Ā· 4 months ago
Text
Tumblr media
the lovers
903 notes Ā· View notes
indigonite Ā· 3 months ago
Text
thereā€™s a new girl at my job who insists that sheā€™s ā€œvery good at reading peopleā€, and keeps giving everyone bullshit diagnosis.
She just told a friend that sheā€™s ā€œmanipulative with some psychopathy tendenciesā€
Canā€™t believe Iā€™m finally gonna use my psychology almost-degree (didnā€™t actually graduate because lockdown and covid but she doesnā€™t need to know that) to shut her up
385 notes Ā· View notes