#the psychologist

[azu-mog]

The twelve expedition trip trough area X 🧬🍀

(The environment might be too imposing for area X, but well, I wanted the claustrophobic vibe of it)

[southern-reach]

boss makes a dollar i make a dime that’s why i put dead mice and plants in desk cabinets on company time

[possessable]

rest in pieace the 12th expedition you should've gotten to play minecraft together

[dekarios]

saul protects himself with an ax and gloria protects herself with an ax and saul fell off the lighthouse and gloria fell off the lighthouse

[bookwyrminspiration]

god I would be UNSTOPPABLE if I was capable of consistently initiating tasks. just you wait. you'll be waiting a while but just you wait

[charles-breaks-beakers]

HETEROSEXUAL CIS-PEOPLE LOOK HERE

Snaps my fingers at you as you scroll past this post

Look at me. Listen.

I'm not the best at serious posts, but that article up there reminded me of how important it is that people like you stand up for us. So hold on while I try to get this out of my mushy end-of-work-day brain.

We could fight this fight ourselves for decades trying to reach the equal laws, gender affirming trans healthcare that doesn't have a 2-5+ soul-eating years of waiting time, medical care with equal knowledge of lgbtqia+ bodies, and, what is often forgotten, inclusion in the little everyday areas of life like our way of speaking or things being set up or designed with the existence of queer people in mind.

But you joining in could get us there so much faster.

The power you have as a hetero cis person is that you set the standard for what is seen as the average way of treating us among other hetero cis people. You have been given the power of deciding what's "normal" and I'm begging you to use it.

Richard Green is a great example of to what extent your actions can help our situation, and smaller ways of support still add up to a great impact on society, and could make the days of the queer people you interact with.

Educate yourself before you speak up, but don't be silent.

[lynsstrange]

this is my child. he needs therapy but he’s kind enough to supply his services to those in need (the goblin in my brain)

[turnleftonlastlaughtlan]

SPOILERS ARCANE SEASON 2 ACT 2

vik keeping that cog till the very end.

the moment he loses it being the moment he dies by the hand of the person he keeps the cog for in the first place.

also i am sure there is a meaning in the cog stopping when the corrupted part of the hexcore is showing.

the bad interpretation being that the part of the core that is corrupted won.

the good one that magic (and with it vik?) can win again.

i am more convinced of the first one unfortunately.

The colors representing the corruption that ruined the bond between viktor and jayce (the cog), colors made by the first thing that united them: hextech.

It’s cruelly well done.

[suiana]

yandere psychologist who conditions you into feeling euphoria at the very thought of him :3

"my sweet darling! here's your daily dose of highly dangerous drugs! yep yep, such a good patient you are! c'mon, swallow all of the- haha your smile is so cute!"

erm... he mght've also fiddled with your prescriptions so that you were more susceptible to his manipulation but that's not important! haha!

its like hes pavlov and youre his dog! except... you're a human and he's not pavlov but he sees you as a dog anyway and *gets strangled*

he knows that its medical malpractice to do something like this to his patient, but who cares? all morality was thrown out the window the second he fell for you!

literally.

"oh hi you're my new patient right? *stands up* come on, let me- *fucking falls over*"

yeah, those were good times.

"but suiana what about being a good psychologist!!!!"

hahahah sorry guys this fella isnt a good psychologist to begin with. i mean, bro decided to diagnose you with schizophrenia because you keep talking to me and he thought you were talking to yourself.

"darling, who are you talking to? suiana? who? there's no one there... oh dear... it appears that you may have more than one condition :( maybe your stay here has to be extended."

yeah this guy isn't gonna help you get out of the mental hospital anytime soon. sorry bud.

[sincerelykreiburg]

let's wear disguises they said. it will be fun they said.

sethjane in adamil outfits an itch i needed to scratch

[southern-reach]

she topo on my graphical till i anomaly

[possessable]

check out how hard i can draw the psychgologlostkist

[fcaruana]

— How do you mentally prepare for the competition, to make decisions at such high speed? What do you do to prepare yourself? — [sarcastic] Mentally I'm great, you must have seen my social media, mentally I'm great. 10/10! — Don't listen to them. You don't have to explain anything to anybody, do what you want with your life... — Well, I have a psychologist since I was very little, he has helped me very much and still helps me nowadays. I think that in sports in general it's very important to be mentally well, to be a little bit firmer in your head. So it's something that helps me a lot. I won't tell you what I do because everyone will copy me, it's a little secret! — You do therapy now- — I do therapy all the time. I'm always doing therapy. Doing therapy is really good! Some people are still a bit in the past and dislike it or think it doesn't work, but I do therapy all the time and that's what works for me a lot.

[kx0e-idv]

the lovers

[indigonite]

there’s a new girl at my job who insists that she’s “very good at reading people”, and keeps giving everyone bullshit diagnosis.

She just told a friend that she’s “manipulative with some psychopathy tendencies”

Can’t believe I’m finally gonna use my psychology almost-degree (didn’t actually graduate because lockdown and covid but she doesn’t need to know that) to shut her up

[ew-selfish-art]

Dp x dc AU: the watchtower gives out very strictly limited passes for visitors. They don’t need the world knowing that their HQ is in space after all, but sometimes family needed to visit.

Batman was the one to install the day pass system back when Dick was Robin- he needed the excuse to send Dick home to Alfred after a certain amount of time has passed and it just stuck. Unless you were a full time member, day passes were the best you got. Engineers and other supportive staff that weren’t members weren’t afforded day passes however- but Jazz is determined to be the one exception.

Jazz Fenton has been a psychologist for the JL for a year now (she just had a very productive performance review, thank you very much) and it’s been killing her to not tell Danny her office is in space. They do weekly dinners that he portals in for, and he knows that she takes a Zeta tube to work, but he’s technically not allowed to know that her office is a satellite. So, she sets a meeting with the man who started the system in the first place.

Batman is hard to read for most but she’s been his therapist for a while now, and she can tell he’s at least considering her request. Dinah couldn’t speak more kindly on Jazz and she’s been an asset to the JL in many ways since she was hired. Jazz’ arguments aren’t preposterous either- she’s submitted all of his identification papers, his background check, his job description and all of his friends names. She assured him that Danny will be able to keep a secret but when pressed she doesn’t reveal if he has any of his own.

Turns out, months of back and forth and negotiations were going be basically worthless- the second Danny got his little wrist band day pass, made it up via the zeta tube and got presented the view of Earth from the observation deck: he immediately transformed. Like zero caution, just went ghost and hyper fixated on the stars.

“You could have mentioned your Brother being Phantom. He’s been an ally to us for a while.” Batman grumbles in the way that only his family and she can tell through his deadpan.

“Yeah, I just thought that would’ve been a second visit conversation.”