#the power of edibles

[dethtism]

Dethstaff as John Mulaney quotes

Bc I am once again unoriginal

Charles Foster Offdensen

Dick "Magic Ears" Knubbler

Abigail Remeltindtdrinc

My ocs as a Bonus

Toril Wartooth

Tonje Wartooth

[asakiyume]

Dandelion mandala. 

[makanidotdot]

ELUNE CONVO FIX IT part 1

i did it i finished!! finished enough anyway

How about instead of Tyrande getting possessed by Elune, we actually got to see them have a conversation about why tf she won't let her kill sylvanas!!! And get some real payoff for all the "hmm something's off about Elune"!! And more!!

Warning this one is long and boring. part 2 is way better lol

sry she should more serious here but w/e we're just going with 'angy' lol

i think i drew these same poses in the sylvanas one lol oop sry my brain library is not vast

ok one thing i added at the last second was elune is like pulling from tyrande's personal elune power to get her real form back to properly tell winter queen to fuck off. and that's why tyrande looks like she has spider webs on her it's just glowy elune magic

and then winter queen does go fuck off bc i didn't want to draw her anymore

End of part 1!! Also when tyrande is watching elune and WQ yell at each other I imagine it like a kid watching their mom get in a fight at the grocery store or smt lol

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I have a billion drafts and even more requests but I just downed an edible and I'm going to write a breeding fic before it kicks in. God Emperor help me. (Or a Chaos god, I'm not picky.)

Summary: If you are to build your family with The Lion, you are to build it soon.

Word Count: 1289

Content Warnings: SMUT (I take my holidays very seriously, happy Mating Press March), heavy breeding kink (you're welcome), female reader, implied hormone smelling stuff, I know belly bulge is anatomically incorrect but it's hot so I'm writing it, also probably praise kink too

Image Credit: @squishyowl

He'd had a little study built for you in his room, right next to his. Yours was used far more. On the rare occasions he sat down to do "work," he'd made it clear it was only because you were there. You'd preferred to work while in his lap when you could, but now he had a meeting to attend to. And who were you to steal him away from his legion?

You typed a little bit more, taking a sip of your drink. Just water this time. You normally liked your fruity drinks, alcoholic or otherwise, but today was not the day to do that. You paused, tapping the side of your desk. No more words were coming to you. You sighed, putting your head in your hands before pulling your head back.

You heard frantic footsteps before too long. You immediately turned back in your chair, grabbing the back of it with your dominant hand. There was only one person those footsteps could belong to.

"Lion?"

The door swung open as if he were trying to break the ornate wood. He was inhumanly large and imposing without his armor, but with it he was even more befitting of the title of demigod. A grumpy expression graced his features... no, this wasn't exactly grumpy. You couldn't put a finger on it. He was gazing at you intently, and you locked eyes for a slight second before he rushed at you.

You barely had time to get out of your chair before he scooped you up, holding you close to him. Before you could ask what was going on, he practically tossed you on the bed.

"Disrobe. Now."

"Ex... excuse me?" you asked as he practically tore off his pauldrons and threw them to the floor. They rolled away and made a clinking noise against the wall.

"If we are to start a family," he said, "we are to make haste."

A soft "oh" escaped your lips, and you immediately started to unbutton your shirt. You looked over at your husband, who was tearing off his body glove. He was well endowed, but you hadn't the time to look. You instead looked down at your shirt and unbuttoned it even faster, pulling it off of you before Lion grabbed your hips and slid you further into the bed.

You yelped as his hands immediately moved to your wrists. He held you down to the bed as it bucked slightly under him. He pressed a kiss to your lips, careful not to bite too hard on your bottom lip. You let a little noise escape you as he moved your wrists above your head. After a few moments, he moved away to trail kisses down your neck. They weren't enough to draw blood, but you could tell quite a few of them were going to leave a mark.

"Lion--" you moaned, running your hands through the part of his hair not tied back. You gripped him tight to you, but not tight enough to hold him down for very long.

He said nothing, running his teeth along your nipple. He was holding your wrists together with one hand, and slipping the other under your pants to rub you with one of his fingers. He looked down at you with that same grim determination on his face before he went to your other nipple, leaving his mark before he slid himself down you.

He pulled your pants and undergarments down. You winced, anticipating the same tearing of garments as what befell his body glove, but he pulled them down much more gently, casting them aside before going to work on your underwear. His head was between your legs faster than you could account for, and the entrance of his tongue drew a sharp gasp from you.

He said nothing, but ran his tongue all along you. You wrapped your legs around his head, crying out. His hands were slightly above your hips, at the small of your waist, holding you to the bed. They threatened to bruise, but Lion was showing enough self-restraint to make sure that was not going to be the case. After a while he relented, pulling his head away from between your legs.

"Are you ready to mother my sons?" he asked, cupping your face with his hand. His thumb trailed down your cheek.

"Yes, sir," you said, as you felt something press up against your entrance. He took your ankles in his hands and folded you back, threatening to break you in half.

He pushed himself in, stretching you out on him. You let out a sharp cry, and he pushed his fingers in your mouth, muffling you. He went in deeper, as you moaned against his fingers and your eyes went shut.

"I am going to fill you up," he grunted.

You opened your eyes, your eyebrows knit. He rarely, if at all, talked while you were sleeping together.

"This will be the first of many children you will bear me."

You tried to formulate a response, but all that came out was a loud moan against his fingers. He pulled his fingers out. He was in all the way to the hilt now. There was a slight bulge in your abdomen. He throbbed inside of you.

"I could not have asked for a better mother to my children," he said.

If you weren't putty underneath him before, you had absolutely melted by now. Your hands brushed his torso. You looked at him, and he looked back at you as he started to pull out. "Thank you," you managed to choke out.

He thrust his way back into you, prompting a little squeal from you. Even now you knew he was holding back as his expression softened and he ran a thumb along the side of your face again. He blocked out the light of the room, casting a shadow over you befitting of a demigod. He sped up, eliciting squeals of delight from you before you soon came onto him.

He kept you squealing like this practically all night. Lion was gifted legendary endurance, and you had been chosen to witness it firsthand. He'd occasionally muttered sweet nothings to you about the family you were to build. After a while, his face became strained and his movements became frantic. You were limp on the bed, face scrunched up in pleasure and doing your damnedest to pull your lover down close to you.

"Soon," he said. Even as his little wife, you couldn't normally read him, but there was a look of adoration in his eyes that he rarely let slip. He stopped one last time, letting himself throb inside you once more as he pumped you full. You let out a little cry, turning your head to the side before Lion turned it back.

"Look at you," he said, before softly saying your name. Even now, it sent shivers down your spine. "You're a mother now."

You panted as he came down close to you, wrapping his arms around you as he kept himself in there a little longer. After a few moments he pulled himself out, sticky fluid leaking from you.

"Let me clean you off," he grunted, getting off of you. For a few moments you lay there, the cool air hitting you again, before he returned. He held you there gently as he wiped the excess off of you.

"There we go."

He lay himself on the bed and rolled you over, situating you on his bare chest. He pressed you close to him, running his large hand along your back. You exhaled and leaned into him as he ran his other hand through your hair.

"Well done, Mother of Angels."

[leftsleeverolled]

Flashback to that time I made the Mystery Machine and tar monster for my school’s edible art show

[regaliasonata]

Theo: What rules do you have?

RJ: If a customer brings a vape into this establishment, you’re allowed to beat them to death.

[kneworder]

ok am i wrong. i thought that daniel was crying because he remembered louis worked mind magic on him and essentially made the cornerstone of his identity journalism and his biggest motivator his work, so his unerring dedication to his job that destroyed his marriages and ruined his relationships with his daughters wasn't even his decision or even just how he's wired at all but was something that was done to him, and he'll never know how much was his choice and how much was influenced by this bedrock belief that louis planted into him.

[hydaelyns-silliest-jester]

I am creating new types of aetheric research the scholars of Sharlyan can barely comprehend (Divorce Aether)

[ember-owlet]

I'd love to see a power moodboard!!! (Type 2)

then a power moodboard you shall receive!! /lh /silly thank you for stating your preference of moodboard type in the request firelight, please enjoy ˚ʚ♡ɞ˚

[ahawkmet]

Sometimes you get high and draw a cat idk what to tell you.

[cronenbergofficial]

edibled @ work too close to the sun

[lixslife]

Slow life during a power outage after Milton. Haven't been able to do much or post at all cause of no power but was able to put this together for you all, hope you enjoy!

[morethansalad]

So Matcha Beauty Smoothie Bowl (Vegan)

[kalkydra]

i was going to tape my hips since i'm gonna be out later but that's so much effort

[darewolfcreates]

Some more Freddie and Nightlight drawings .w.

Referenced post here

Freddie and Georgie by @eldritchparasol