#the pickle jar

[pineappical]

cooking lessons

[bowelfly]

least shrew mole (Neurotrichus gibbsii)

[fierysnowy]

[shittyutmv]

How dare Dream say I have no bitches what bitches does he have?? /j

it's complicated dream by jokublog cross by jakei95

[insufferablemod]

you can blame @borzoilover69 for this

[theythemmer]

phinktober day 11: ur fav AU

i dont rlly do AUs so i just drew them how i wish they would dress xo

(dan’s tats r carnations and snowdrops and phil’s r roses and honeysuckle. for no reason 🤗)

ALSO bonus version w makeup bc i couldn’t pick <3

[ellabsbb]

<3 abby is the type of gf to open a jar for you even when you’re mad at each-other

🫙🥒

◦ imagine you guys got into a argument for whatever reason and are now giving eachother the silent treatment

◦ it’s so childish and silly, refusing to leave the same room yet acting as if the other doesn’t exist pls

◦ lets say you’re trying to open a jar of pickles (those big fat dill ones that aren’t sliced just bc they’re my fav)

◦ and you already know from past experience there’s no way in hell you can open that jar

◦yet you’re stubborn about it, really trying, refusing to ask abby like you’ve done every other time

◦ you get into it, making little puffing noises, getting flushed from exertion, hurting your hands

◦abby’s sitting close by just frowing at your back. she knows you’ll keep going until you break the jar or something

◦ so while doing so you don’t hear abby come up beside you, looking down at you like 🫥

◦ she just. holds her hand out without a word, letting you decide if you want her help or not (but is it rlly a choice if you can’t open it without her)

◦ you let out a quite little sigh before handing her the jar also without a word, not even looking at her

◦ and you definitely don’t pout at how quickly and easily she gets it open

◦ like seriously? you were slaving over it for 5 minutes

◦ she offers the jar to you and you take it, turning your back on her and placing it on the counter

◦ she bites the inside of her cheek but says nothing, heading back into the dining room, until a gentle tug on her arm stops her

◦ she turns back around to see you offering her a pickle in your outreached hand, one already shoved in ur mouth, the jar reclosed on the counter (much less tighter then it was before, probably barely closed tbh)

◦ and when she takes your offering she definitely doesn’t have to hold back a amused grin at the way you still refuse to look at her, cheeks warming in embarrassment

◦ she takes a bite, making sure it makes a obnoxious loud crunch sound, and then quickly leans down to kiss your cheek with pickle juice wet lips

◦ “abs, that’s gross…” you whine lowly, dragging out the s, pouting up at her while wiping your cheek with the hem of your shirt

◦ “aww, sorry baby” she mocks your pout and whiney voice back to you, using her own hand to rub ur cheek with a playful eyeroll

◦ you take a bite and quickly place your own pickle scented kiss on her chin before ducking under her arm and scurrying away with a giggle

◦abby chuckles to herself and follows after you <3

[spread-the-influence]

Ragatha is like a jar of pickles, she won't open up unless you beat her up a bit 😔

she's that one jar of pickle that refuses to open even if you tried to beat it up , but if you shatter the glass you'll have broken glass + a mess to clean up + Pickles On The Ground so you're getting frustrated .

and then after an hour and a half you find out that giving the jar of pickles a blanket , a comfy bed to lay on , and reassurance that it's loved and that you're proud of it , it opens .

[cornsyrupfromhell]

first prev next all

[spkyart]

They re right tho, pickles are gross

[hyunpic]

HYUNJIN | ATE ZIP

[notbecauseofvictories]

I know this is some Laura Ingalls Wilder bullshit, but I sincerely do love pickling.

[pickle-jiu]

Awwwwwwwwe look guys pickle jiu!!! My fav ina pickle pot awwwwwe hes so cute I love him

[househrt]

I'm gonna carbonate Wilson and then seal him in a can so I can keep him in the fridge and drink him on a hot summer day (I will be shaking him up before I open the can)

[wickjump]

always wondered how killer’s cats would escape with him in a situation where he manages to leave nm (either via escaping with color like in canon, on his own, or with someone else/another group).

because 99% of the time, killer just. doesn’t bring his cats. either because they’re not around for him to bring, as in he’s outside of nm’s castle, or it’s such a split second choice he doesn’t have the ability to go searching for them so he can bring them with him.

just thinking of that. knowing your cats are being left with your abuser and you have no way of knowing if they’re alive or dead, safe or hurt, assuming they’re likely the latter of both. i would not be able to function personally because my babies!!!! they need me!!!! would killer risk it to go back for them? would he even be able to?

would they just.. stay in the castle? and when nightmare picks up a new killer, does he bond with the cats the same way the old one did?

[starscream-is-my-wife]

Megastar (my first toxic yaoi) x Bingjiu (my most toxic yaoi)