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temporarywelcome · 3 months ago

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Night Shift - Spencer Reid

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Summary: You have done everything Spencer wanted for the Halloween season, now it's time for him to do what you want... which you both regret.

WARNINGS: swearing, brief suggestive implications (no smut)

A/N: today is the birthday of my pookie wookie James Patrick March so I won't sleep tonight writing a fic for him so look out for that!

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“Why the hell are we doing this?”

She grinned in response, eyes on the road as she drove, “You got to choose all the fun Halloween activities, now it’s my turn,”

Spencer sighed, leaning against the window as he looked outside, out into the dark streets of Virginia, “And you have to choose the most childish thing?”

“Actually,” she replied, “I think watching Charlie Brown Thanksgiving or whatever it’s called with zero children around is pretty childish,”

“It’s tradition!”

“Boooooring,” Y/N deadpanned, making him roll his eyes, “My ideas are more fun,”

“Two grown adults going to a graveyard in the middle of the night looking for ghosts? Fun? Ghosts don’t exist, Y/N. You know, there’s actually a lot of explanations as to why people think they see ghosts. There are psychological reasons such as pareidolia, and cognitive and confirmation bias. You could even think of the neurological explanations like-”

Y/N zoned out, nodding her head as her boyfriend spoke. She didn’t understand what he was saying half of the time, but she hated how so many people just shut him up. And so she forced herself back to listening to him and his yapping. “You’re so cute,” she said after a while, pinching his cheek, “My favorite yapper,”

“Don’t interrupt me,” he grumbled, swatting her hand away. He went straight back to his blabbering and she just smiled. She was happy he was comfortable enough with her to call her out. Most people just cut him off and he would let it slide, not wanting to be a bother. But when it came to her… he could get cranky.

Y/N laughed, pinching his cheek again, “We’re here anyway. C’mon,”

Rolling his eyes, Spencer followed her out to the back of the car. She opened up the trunk, revealing the overabundance of “supplies” she gathered for this activity: flashlights, night goggles, crosses, even some small vials of holy water?

“You came prepared,” he mused, picking up a cross with a laugh. She knew he wasn’t religious in the slightest, and she herself wasn’t either, until ghosts were involved.

“Don’t worry, I brought religious symbols from other religions as well,” she said, opening up another duffel bag, “We’re safe,”

“I feel so protected,” he said sarcastically, resting his head on her shoulder as she organized her materials.

“Shut,” Y/N grunted, snapping the night vision goggles into place, “Oh hell yeah. We’re the real deal,”

“Do I have to put that on?”

“Yes,” she slipped the goggles onto his head, patting his hair, “Look at you. Ghost hunter in the making.”

“I probably look so stupid,”

“Nooooo,” she took out her little digital camera and snapped a photo of them together, “We look like hot, sexy, ghost hunters,”

Spencer gave her a look, “You’re insane,”

“I love you too, babe,” she handed him a flashlight, for in case the goggles went out. She then handed him a camera, “We’re gonna catch some ghosts,”

“This is so embarrassing,” he groaned, allowing her to take his hand and drag him through the gate and into the cemetery. He was already looking around, on high alert.

“I like the spirit! Get it? Spirit?” Y/N snickered proudly.

“I’m not searching for ghosts, dummy, I’m searching for living humans that might lose their shit when they see us,” Spencer replied, “And that joke was terrible,”

“As if you could do better,” she huffed, turning on her camera and beginning to record. The cemetery was silent except for the rustle of leaves in the wind and their steps on the grass.

After a few minutes, Spencer was already bored, “I don’t think we’re going to find any ghosts,”

“Shut,” Y/N took a deep breath, “If there are any spirits with us, please make yourselves known,”

“Y/N, you’re talking to yourself,”

“No, I’m not. I’m talking to the spirits,”

“There are no spirits,”

“There so are,”

Spencer sighed, gazing around the cemetery in boredom, “Did you know that in the Arlington National Cemetery, about thirty funerals are conducted in a single day alone?”

“I did not,” Y/N replied, “Morbid. Fits the mood. However, I don’t even know where that place is,”

“Babe, we’re in it right now,”

“Oh,”

“We’re in the largest cemetery in the United States,”

“Hell yeah, there’s gotta be ghosts here then,” Y/N grinned, “Turn your camera on,”

Spencer did as told, not bothering to argue with her. He watched as she continued to call for spirits, hands in the air dramatically. “Babe, all the camera is capturing is you being a fool,”

“When we catch a ghost on camera, we’ll see who the fool is,” Y/N looked at the graves, “There’s so many of them…”

“Lot of fallen soldiers,” Spencer agreed.

“...what?”

“Fallen soldiers,” he repeated, “These graves are for fallen soldiers, veterans, prisoners of war-”

“Holy shit, I feel like such an asshole.”

“Mhm,”

She glared at him, “Let’s get out of here,” Spencer shrugged, slipping his hand into hers as they began walking back towards the gate. “Can’t believe you let me waltz into a veteran memorial in search of ghosts,”

“I thought you at least knew where the hell you were,”

“No, I just looked up cemetery on Google and followed the GPS toward the nearest one, I didn’t even pay attention to the name,”

“Of course you didn’t,” he suddenly stopped in his tracks, Y/N skidding to a stop next to him.

“What is it- oh,” she saw the hooded figure as it disappeared in the shadows. Hooded figure. Disappearing into the shadows.

Hell no.

“What the hell was that,” Spencer said. It didn’t even sound like a question. “You saw that too, right?”

“Right,” her grip on his hand tightened, “C’mon,” she was ready to fucking go.

“I swear if a security guard catches an FBI agent ghost hunting with his girlfriend, I’m going to throw up,” Spencer said in worry, grip on her hand tightening as well. He continued to nervously look around, expecting a security guard to jump out and arrest them both.

“I’m less worried about security guards, more worried about demons,” Y/N whispered the last word, eyes widened almost comically.

“How could you be more worried about what doesn’t even exist?”

“Just because you haven’t seen them doesn’t mean they don’t exist!”

“But there is no factual evidence to support their existence,”

They bickered on for a few minutes, until they heard the snap of a twigs. Spencer jumped, arms immediately going around her in fear, “Shit shit shit shit-”

“Shh!” Y/N pulled out a crucifix, waving it around wildly, “I’ll protect you!”

“With a freaking piece of wood?! Y/N, put that down!” Spencer groaned, now more annoyed than scared.

“I'm prepared,” she then pulled out some amulet with a hand symbol on it, waving the object around.

Spencer rolled his eyes, no longer scared, “If ghosts were actually real I'm sure you'd be the reason we would die,”

“At least you're not scared anymore,”

“Because I'm flabbergasted,”

Another twig snapped and she raised the amulet again, “Show yourself, spirit!”

“I'm going to the car,” he deadpanned, until he saw it again. The shadowy figure. He squeaked, on instinct snatching the crucifix from her belt and pointing out, “Shit shit shit shit,”

“They're back is turned,” Y/N realized, “It doesn't see us… what is it doing?”

The dark figure was doing something, but it was too far for them to see. Y/N stepped closer and Spencer immediately gripped her wrist, “What the hell are you doing?”

“Investigating?” She stated the obvious.

“Okay but what if it's one of those demon devils you're so afraid of?”

She paused, biting her lip, “but I wanna know,”

“I swear if this shit was real you'd get us both killed- HOLY SHIT-” as soon as Spencer turned his head from her to the figure, it was right in front of him.

Well, he. An older white man with unsettling blue eyes and thinning salt and pepper hair, smile lines forming on his cheeks, grimace on his lips.

Spencer and Y/N screamed.

“You little shits!” The man barked out, “Get the hell out of here before I have you arrested-”

They were gone. They did not need to be told twice.

“I hate you!” Spencer hissed at his girlfriend as they sprinted out of the cemetery.

“We can have angry sex later, babe,” she replied dryly, pissing him off even more, “Missionary, so we could keep arguing,”

Spencer dived into the passenger seat of the car, “You're disgusting NOW DRIVE DRIVE DRIVE!”

“Shit, I'm going I'm going!” She exclaimed in response, starting the engine. She sped off, getting a glance at the pissed off look on his face, “Oh the angry sex is gonna be crazy,”

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Later that night, after that crazy fucking angry sex, Y/N let out a tired yawn, turning on the TV. Spencer was passed out next to her, so she kept the volume low as she flicked through the channels.

She stopped on a random news station, leaning against the headboard and lazily bringing an arm around him as she watched the news story.

Armed grave robber arrested at Arlington National Cemetery. That was the headline.

“Holy shit!” Y/N exclaimed, causing Spencer to snap up in alarm.

“What?! What happened?!” he said in worry, starting to scramble out of bed.

“Look!” she pointed at the news report, which was showing the mug shot of a familiar grumpy-looking older man.

“The guy from the cemetery…?” Spencer sunk down against the pillows, brows furrowed as he watched the screen, “He wasn’t a security guard?”

“I mean, he wasn’t dressed like one. We were just so panicked we didn’t even think about it.”

“I suppose,” he started biting his nails in nervousness, “I swear if we get caught…”

“More angry sex?” she proposed. He glared at her. “Or not…”

#criminal minds #spencer reid #criminal minds x reader #doctor spencer reid #bau team #dr spencer reid #spencer reid x reader #spencer reid fanfic #spencer reid fanfiction #spencer reid criminal minds #criminal minds fandom #spencer reid x you #dr spencer reid x reader #criminal minds fic #matthew gray gubler

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thegratefulsouth · 9 months ago

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I really want to just talk about what is best for Carol and Daryl.

@itsmymeaningoflife got me thinking about this a lot with their perfect post a little while back. I love my job, but I get a lot of thinking time.

Sometimes I see people say they just want Caryl to stay friends. And I think, it doesn't matter what you want. The most important thing in all of this, is what do Carol and Daryl want? What do they need? What's best for them?

It's pretty obvious that Caryl need each other. They are miserable without each other. But how is their need for something beyond friendship measured?

First, individually:

1. Carol does not want to be alone. This is echoed numerous times throughout the series. In Indifference she tells Rick that she stayed with Ed because she didn't want to be alone. She enters two unfulfilling relationships, and then she sits with Daryl, in friendship, in Bonds, and tells him that he doesn't have to be alone. Because to her, being alone is unacceptable. She loves him and she wants him to be happy. And, as many Carylers have pointed out, they both do not think they are good enough for, or could offer, the other, what they need. This is why ending the series with Carol alone is kinda unfulfilling. Where is her fulfullment. Where is her romance novel? Where's her happy ending? He's in France.

2. Daryl doesn't want to be alone either. He needs freedom, he needs to not be manipulated, and he needs connection on his own terms. He has sought connection in various ways throughout the series. He joins the group in the farmhouse after Carol speaks to him. He returns to the prison with Merle. But interestingly, he can't make a commitment to Leah, not until after Carol tells him she won't be able to visit anymore (as many Carylers pointed out). Daryl needs physical intimacy as well, he craves it, and we know it's been a journey for him to get there. And the most loving and positive, unconditional and consistent physical intimacy he has received throughout the show, has been from Carol.

So to tie in the romantic element, as a rewatch Caryler (made it all the way to S6 before picking up the vibe and rewatching), I think it's undeniably in the material already. I've studied it. It's fascinating. Lots of subtle.

For Daryl (for me), it's Daryl checking Carol out in What Lies Ahead.

Didn't even know it existed until I stumbled onto Tumblr. Thanks Carylers 🙏. Because apparently he's also revving for a little attention? And Carol's kind of oblivious to it.

This man is just honestly staring at her all the damn time, but there is nothing else but pure attraction going on with this early neck crane. It's undeniable. Don't deny reality.

For Carol (again, for me), it's much more subtle, if we say she's just joking and teasing. On the bus. When she says she liked him first. Whenever she calls him pookie. When she flutters her eyelashes at him.

No, it's this position that I keep harping on about, that she adopts in his cell, that I am telling you is undeniable attraction. The body language that says "i am a delicate yet formidable force, come get me," or whatever, to that effect. She's not joking anymore. She just lost him and he came back. They are having a very serious conversation here. But maybe she's not even aware she's doing it? I think she knows she's doing it. This is serious, undeniable flirtation. Immediately following Daryl's return to the prison. Right after he left and devastated her. And Daryl's kind of oblivious to it.

So the attraction was there from the beginning, and is then recalled and echoed into the later seasons in so many stunning moments. But their timing sucked for the entire duration of the show. Daryl wasn't ready. Rick banished Carol. Lizzie had to look at the flowers. Daryl blamed himself for Beth, Glenn, Rick. Carol had to deal with Alpha.

Caryl are all unsaid things. Gestures, body language, hesitation, tone of voice, longing looks, inside jokes. And these two scenes ^^ (and Daryl's constant staring) in particular, just cannot a platonic coupling make.

The point of all of this rambling was, what do Carol and Daryl want?

1. They need to know the other is okay.

2. They need to be with each other, they can only manage a certain amount of time apart. They do better together.

3. Carol wants a romantic relationship that is real, not a fairytale. She wants to wake up in the arms of the man she loves.

4. Daryl wants to continue to stare longingly at Carol until the end of time.

So I think we can surmise that a normal, happy ending, with them waking up together, is what is best for these two, though unlikely something they have even allowed themselves to shape entirely in their minds, as something that they not only want, but need. Being held, unrestrained staring, knowing each other is safe, being together. They deserve that.

#caryl #caryl is endgame #carol peletier #twd caryl

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lovedreamer11 · 6 months ago

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I need all of us to form a PETITION to make another show for princess and the queen, the rogue prince and the respective parts of F&B, ANOTHER NEW Show, because the failure called “House of the dragon” is just a complete disappointment and disgrace. (Haha the name’s ridiculous too, “HouSE oF THe dRaGon” as if the entire F&B isn’t worthy of this title, as if only the blacks and greens constitute the house of dragons.)

We need to make a PETITION for hiring NON-SEXIST, NON-FAKE FEMINIST, actual professional writers who just have to have proper reading comprehension and have to have thoroughly read F&B to know what to write, and they don’t have to be creative to add sh1tty scenes and changes, they just have to follow source material accurately as possible with acceptable filling with thier own ideas the gaps left due to the unreliability of F&B. And if they are ACTUAL FEMINIST, if they know what feminism actually is, then they would know that there won’t be feminist writing involved because what they are writing is about something rooted in misogyny.

We need to make a petition for Writers who have actual BRAINS for understanding complex characters, and STRONG writers who don’t get hurt on writing any ruthless, evil female characters, and writers actually give them agency.

Till then, let’s protect the others, Rhaena the queen in the west, Rhaenys the conqueror, Baelor Breakspear, Alysanne my good queen, Saera and Daeron I, I don’t want these pookies to get ruined.

(forgive me for any grammatical errors, English is my second language)

I would gladly sign the petition if it existed. Although I don't think the show would be remade. It would be exactly like when a million and a half people signed a petition to remake season 8. It would have no effect.

And yes, I agree. "House of the Dragon" is a really shitty name for a show.

I think this show would have been much better if it had been made fifteen years ago (which is impossible, unfortunately, since the war between blacks and greens was written only in 2018), when the showrunners were not so obsessed with changing the canon to suit their fantasies.

I think it would have been nice if they had made an animated series about the Dance of the Dragons instead of a live-action show. Then at least the creators could have make as many scenes with dragons as possible.

What really makes me happy is that I don't believe HBO will do an adaptation of Jaehaerys' reign or Blackfyre's rebellion. I'm more inclined to think that the last show about the Asoiaf universe will be Conquest.

#anti hotd

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mayweneverdie · 1 year ago

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Do u take requests for charles? If so, what's ur hcs for when "reader" is shy and reserved and has a crush on him but he doesn't know? And if he knew eventually, how things might work for them? I feel like im not wording this right i just hope you get my point😭

I know what you mean pookie

Charles with a shy reader

Cw: vague mentions of alcohol, but it’s literally in only one sentence

Notes: canon time, i do pretty much everything characters aside from micah bell, bill, and arthur (i love arthur, but he’s a bit hard to write for. I’ll finish the requests i have for him tho)

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I don’t think he’s dense per say, but not always the most observant of that kind of thing

So if you’re really good at hiding that or naturally don’t show that kind of emotion, it’s gonna be a long while before anything happens

Likes that you aren’t so loud like Sean, finds you very peaceful

Not that he dislikes loud people, but it’s refreshing to see someone quiet like him just existing

He kind of assumes your romantic gestures to be platonic

I mean, passing something he asked for is just polite in most people’s eyes

But after a having you around for a while, he’d probably feel a little happier with you around

I think arthur would maybe hint at something, but doesn’t want to play matchmaker in case he screws it up

Charles isn’t dumb, so he picks up what Arthur is saying

But he kinda keeps an eye out on your behavior before actually saying or doing anything

He does notice you usually sit near or with him around the fire

Or how you listen to him talk when he does decide to speak

Little things like that

Might start conversations with you a bit more often

Or inviting you to hunt with him when foods low

Depending on how close/friendly you two are will definitely affect how quickly he “flirts” with you

His definition of flirting is simple compliments and helping you out

But if he were to get a bit tipsy, he may be a bit bolder with his compliements

If/when he finally realizes you do like him, i imagine he’d take you out of camp under the pretense of scouting the woods for any game

Hyping himself up internally so he doesn’t sound like a fool

Confesses in a kinda vague way

“I think we’re really good together, don’t you think?” Or “You mean a lot to me.”

He keeps on with his shenanigans until you either accept or shut it down

Relieved when you reciprocate

I think this is probably the best match for Charles

You both are similar in the aspect of quiet and calm

The only real downside is he’s a tiny bit dense as mentioned earlier

If something is bothering you and you don’t actively show it or voice it, he’ll probably just move on

It can be a point of contention

Same with Charles, he kinda keeps his problems to himself unless it concerns you or something important to him

This relationship (like most others) is likely something he wants to be his endgame

Of course he had his flings prior, but that wasn’t dating

He’s in it to win it buddy

Probably the best partner material out of the gang that actively participates in heists

Doesn’t mean he doesn’t have his demons, but keeps them under wraps

But is still very sweet and loving to you

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Omg… two day uploading streak?! I’m on a roll!!!!

#charles smith #charles smith rdr2 #red dead redemption 2 #rdr2

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hearts4hansol · 10 months ago

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do u have a crush on someone but you don’t wanna date them? like you live them a lot but you can’t bring yourself to date them because you know your not good partner material and that if you dare them all the excitement of loving them is gone? all the secrecy is lost and all though your happy you can’t help but wonder why you are dating them, why you spent so long for this moment just for it to happen?

that’s me as

that’s why i try to avoid fanfics that start with an established relationship, i prefer platonic to romantic instead of just romance? it’s just something i don’t enjoy imagining

especially kissing when in a relationship, idk why but when i imagine a hot anime guy dating my oc and kissing it feels so.. wrong.? idk if this is just me but i just prefer platonic friendship where they have a crush on each other, it’s just more exciting than being bound to a label

woah i think i just discovered a new side of me that i didn’t know existed

icl it feels good to finally say that, idk i’ve already decided that when i’m in my 20s or older im not gonna get married unless it’s someone i truly love, not just a boyfriend that i don’t rlly want to be with

little ramble lmao

pookie you probably are good enough to date them! you're so nice and funny and I'm sure you're really attractive too! to be honest, I don't know much abt it, but maybe youre arospec??? yeah the marriage part is accurate though, marrying someone you truly love is the best choice

#hoshiis mutuals!#silly lil asks

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andonutty · 1 year ago

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ok get ready for SPAM for the character meme thing : first one up? the beloved, the amazing, the most blorbo to ever blorbo ... randy sealman 🥺

send me a character and i'll list...

i'm going to be slowly working through all of these so @ anyone who wants feel free to send more of them! i'm never not accepting these. though if like 5 years down the line you send me the name of a character i'll probably be confused i'm not going to lie

favorite thing about them

EVERYHTINGGNGNG!??!?!?! though i think maybe my FAVOURITE thing about him is how sensitive and sad he is. like yeah sure he's got his "don't even fuckin' start" and "take that shit off" lines but his longest scene has him being so sad and emotional and sensitive?? and then we get the moment where he's like FULLY ass out for this girl he does NOT know?? UGH randy sealman you are the most mentally ill man to ever exist

least favorite thing about them

the fact that he has inconsistent crazy lore and also that he dies and that 0 people care

favorite line

"borden's dead. someone executed him." it is just SUCH a pookie line and he is SOOOOO?!?!?!???!?! so cute for this. obviously i love all his lines but this one is so PARTICULARLY pookie.

brOTP

randy and the bordens for sure. i think their dynamic is so tragically unexplored. like putting aside the fact that i ship randy and william HARD like ... they just seem like such a fun trio? i just think they are so cute and tragic. it's about randy really thinking these two are his BEST friends, meanwhile they both resent him so much after a while. it's just sad!!

OTP

OBVIOUSLY randy/tyler DUHHH. they are so cute and perfect for each other and they fuel me daily. there's something about hole from a man who is so impossibly sad. also im completely enamoured with our lore for them. but inside the actual source material, i would absolutely say randy/william. it's about william's little spat "you're an emPLOYee!" like oh girl you are projecting. you're having a little gayboy moment. honestly josh and daniel killed this movie they put their entire pussy into it and they're the best parts of it so even if their dynamic weren't so compelling i'd absolutely adore them as a couple simply because their characters are so good

nOTP

randy x duolingo girl. also randy x like hugo?? whatever the fuck his name is? creepy ass dude??? basically randy x any rancid character

random headcanon

i think randy really loves the water. this is sort of pulled from josh taylor and stuff about his roles and his insta and stuff, but i think it really fits for randy for him to love the water and swimming and stuff. it also adds a lot to his and maryanne's relationship

unpopular opinion

i love randy sealman and he deserves to live

song i associate with them

obviously deep in the night jay frog remix but i also want to personally shout out not allowed by tv girl and also nocturne by sufferer. i can't listen to deep in the night while writing him so i often listen to a feeling of power from the heavy rain soundtrack instead. i think when i write him i'm usually listening to nocturne though because tv girl, while a bop and super fun to jam to, it's harder to write to imo

favorite picture of them

i think my ultimate favourite picture has to be pool sex but i am also sharing when randy is like REHAB?? and also when he hugs his mommy in the saddest scene known to cinema. imagine your mom holds your face and is like you need help randy and you look so incredibly sad and then you hug her and start crying and say "i'm sorry" like EUGHFHGD. also his ass out picture is a huge fav and it's under the cut

this man was really waiting for this girl to come back from the bathroom and peg him. INSANE.

also not them being SO disrespectful on his cringe fail suspect board and having so many picture of his naked bloodied self. like GIVE HIM SOME DIGNITY

#lambjock #answered #thank you for sending so many of these i am very excited to answer them #i love you randy sealman ..... if ur out thereily ....

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k-roi · 2 years ago

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REQUEST GUIDELINES

back to the masterlist ʕ •ᴥ•ʔゝ☆

below are boundaries and limits in who i write, what i do write, what i do not write, what i might write for, suggestions on how to request and an important end note

☆ who do i write for?

avatar franchise, including movies one and two! not including the comics as i haven’t read them.

i love writing especially in lo’ak’s pov concerning his ships, but will write in other’s if specifically asked for!

stray fandoms include: voltron, bnha, peter parker/spiderman (tom holland’s version), etc

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☆ what i do write?

baseline tropes (such as wholesome fics, fluff, romance)

rarepairs and canon pairs welcomed! i don’t necessarily have to ship your rarepair for me to write it, because i know how awful it is to have crumbs for your favourite ship.

introspective pieces for single characters that don’t have relationships attatched to them. this can focus on certain struggles, outlook on life, platonic relationships with other people, or figuring out their sexuality without romance

angst, angst with a happy ending, angst without a happy ending. be direct in what you want though! misunderstandings, falling out of love, etc

obscure au’s, perhaps involving human au’s, odd situations and crack taken seriously. i love seeing how your minds work and you might think up an idea i’d have never thought of!

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☆ what i won’t write?

underage explicit material. very self-explanatory, i just don’t feel comfortable with it.

angst involving cheating is a HARD no

certain ships/dynamics in this list to be added -> aonunete (not my cup of tea), poly relationships (i have zero experience in this and would definitely mess up dynamics unfortunately), movie actors (that’s weird!), x reader (never written before, don’t know how i’d do, sorry)

dead dove material, such as heavy unprompted gore, explicit self-harm, dark insane behaviour to a worrying degree, sexual harm, sexual abuse, drug abuse, heavy themes of depression, incest, pedophilia, minor x adult, necrophilia, politics, racism, heavy discrimination, age differences and religious themes

oc x canon, unless it’s an oc i’ve referenced before in one of my other fics, such as Ra’yan

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☆ what i might write?

i’m very hit or miss to be honest. if i feel like it, i’ll write your explicit prompts with of-age characters, but if not i’ll probably shelf it for a long time. some crackships/rarepairs i don’t have enough of a grasp on their personalities or interactions, so i may or may not write your prompt for them, my apologies! also these boundaries only exist for prompts given to me—i might decide to write dead dove works (like gore or depression, not the… odder ones) on my own one day, but it would be out of my own willing violation.

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☆ how do i want you to request?

be my little pookie and say please and thank you when requesting something, it goes a long way and might make me more inclined to write your prompt faster! i write out of order and it is not a first come first serve basis—it’s whatever catches my attention and what i write faster. i only write prompts given to me in my ask inbox, NOT in ao3 comments. this is because it is more organized and easier to ticket

go crazy, just don’t make it hyper hyper specific or i’ll get turned off :( i’ll usually write everything as an ao3 fic, but if you just want a mini drabble or headcanons post then lmk ! its easier and fun too

only have a ship in mind? i bitch about not having substance to work with but honestly ignore my whining i’ll usually come up with a situation anyway! like a mystery box

please add a note if you do not want a certain ship or character in the background of your prompt, because my aonoak hindbrain will usually add it in anyway! not including prompt ships involving character x aonung or lo’ak to begin with, just in the background ships.

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#𝐳𝐨𝐲𝐚 : 𝘢𝘭𝘸𝘢𝘺𝘴 𝘴𝘮𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘮𝘶𝘨𝘭𝘦𝘳’𝘴 𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘦𝘯, 𝘳𝘦𝘭𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘣𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘬 𝘴𝘰𝘯𝘨 𝘥𝘦𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘵𝘦 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘰𝘸𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘧 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦 𝘪𝘯 𝘢 𝘳𝘦𝘭𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘱 𝘢𝘭𝘴𝘰 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘪𝘵 '𝘵𝘰𝘰 𝘣𝘶𝘴𝘺 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦 𝘪𝘯 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦', 𝘧𝘳𝘪𝘥𝘢𝘺 𝘯𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵𝘴 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘢 𝘣𝘰𝘵𝘵𝘭𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘸𝘪𝘯𝘦 & 𝘣𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘯𝘦𝘸 𝘣𝘶𝘻𝘻𝘧𝘦𝘦𝘥 𝘶𝘯𝘴𝘰𝘭𝘷𝘦𝘥 𝘦𝘱𝘪𝘴𝘰𝘥𝘦, 𝘵𝘢𝘮𝘦 𝘪𝘮𝘱𝘢𝘭𝘢, 𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘮𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘶𝘮 𝘥𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘪𝘴 𝘢 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘧𝘦𝘤𝘵 𝘥𝘢𝘵𝘦, 𝘱𝘰𝘭𝘢𝘳𝘰𝘪𝘥𝘴 𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘱𝘩𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘤𝘢𝘴𝘦, 𝘤𝘢𝘯𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘺 𝘰𝘳 𝘷𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘢 𝘤𝘰𝘬𝘦 𝘯𝘦𝘢𝘳 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘣𝘦𝘥, 𝘥𝘪𝘰𝘳 & 𝘱𝘳𝘢𝘥𝘢 𝘩𝘪𝘨𝘩 𝘴𝘯𝘦𝘢𝘬𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘱𝘢𝘪𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘴𝘬𝘪𝘳𝘵𝘴 & 𝘤𝘰𝘳𝘴𝘦𝘵 𝘵𝘰𝘱𝘴 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘢𝘮𝘦 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘱𝘶𝘭𝘭 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘦 & 𝘫𝘦𝘢𝘯𝘴 𝘰𝘶𝘵𝘧𝘪𝘵, 𝘲𝘶𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘻 𝘣𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘵𝘴 & 𝘣𝘢𝘴 𝘳𝘦𝘭𝘪𝘦𝘧 𝘤𝘩𝘰𝘬𝘦𝘳 𝘣𝘺 𝘷𝘪𝘷𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘯𝘦 𝘸𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘸𝘰𝘰𝘥, 𝘳𝘢𝘮𝘣𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨, 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘦 𝘲𝘶𝘦𝘶𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘢 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘳𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘭𝘦𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘴𝘩𝘦'𝘴 𝘸𝘢𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘵𝘸𝘰 𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘵𝘴, 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘥𝘪𝘧𝘧𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘥𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘮 𝘣𝘭𝘶𝘯𝘵 𝘤𝘪𝘳𝘤𝘭𝘦 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺 𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘸𝘦𝘦𝘬.

* / 𝙙𝙤𝙨𝙨𝙞𝙚𝙧 .

full name ﹕ zoya lorelai wylie.

nickname ﹕her father calls her pookie. she hates it, but it’s the only nickname reserved for him.

gender & pronouns ﹕cis female, she/her.

date of birth ﹕august 31st, 1999.

place of birth ﹕new york, new york.

current residence ﹕ new york, new york .

education ﹕completed high school. studied media in yale, but dropped out after two years.

sexual orientation ﹕bisexual & biromantic.

inspired by ﹕ peyton sawyer & brooke davis ( one tree hill ), serena van der woodsen ( gossip girl ), aki menzies ( gossip girl reboot ), maya hart ( girl meets world ), mabel mora ( only murders in the building ).

* / 𝙗𝙞𝙤𝙜𝙧𝙖𝙥𝙝𝙮 .

tw : mentions of drugs , overdose , death

zoya’s background isn’t really something what you can talk about for hours. it’s not really a book material, more like your usual rich parents scenario - mother is too focused on her career and father is left with two children to raise. the amount of times their mother took care of her or her older brother, zoya could probably count with the use of her one hand.

you don’t open your google search when you hear about the wylies, unless you’ve been living under the rock for the past two decades. the birth of their children itself made enough of noise to make top headlines for weeks straight. but living with every head turning when they hear your name and family with exceptations that are growing with every birthday cake you eat, there are definitely more downs than ups. and sometimes it felt as if zoya was born in a wrong family ; constant hours spent by the mirror, because she needs to be sized for her new dress ( because hell would freeze first instead of zoya’s mother letting her show up to a public event in a dress she was photographed before ) and her mother only cheerishing their relationship when she stayed for another two days per week. while her father, on the other hand, sometimes acted as if nothing else existed but zoya. and it was nice when she was young, because after all, he was making it up to her for her mother not being around. she loved his dad and he for sure loved her, except zoya was too young and naive to notice that while their father was spoiling the youngest daughter, he was also mistreating his oldest son and maybe that’s why she doesn’t remember the last conversation with her brother that didn’t result in a fight.

tw : mentions of drugs , overdose , death starts .

growing up, zoya was kind of searching for herself. in one night stands, bad friends and significant others, parties and different types of drugs and anything a young girl shouldn’t experience. trips to different cities and sometimes even countries, her curefew going from 10pm to 1am to whenever she felt like coming back. ironically, all of this brought her to possibly her soulmate. her best friend, dom. they were never romantically involved in anything, but there wasn’t a single minute they didn’t spend together. and to keep it more ironic, they had two completely different realities. she was upper east side’s princess, while he was barely passing classes in a public high school. probably that’s why everyone in her house was against him and probably this is what started her first fights with her father, pushing her away from him. but for zoya, it was dom before anyone else. being around him, she felt understood and it never took her a lot of explanation for him to get her. sometimes they didn’t even need words.

but her entire world collapsed during one night. she sneaked out of the window after being grounded for coming home late and drunk. it was the first time her father ever grounded her. and one of the many reasons why this night will always be in her nightmares is because she would never see it coming. nothing ever prepared her to the view of ambulances and dom’s mother and sisters crying in front of their house. her best friend overdosed. her world ended.

tw : mentions of drugs , overdose , death ends .

it’s funny, because for someone from outside, for a moment it looked as if her world fixed. her father barely left her side, unable to watch his dearest daughter barely live her life and even her mother actually lived with them. but nothing was fixed and especially not zoya. constant events her family was invited to, yacht parties and everything you could think of when you imagine a life in the most famous family was beyond her. first it was sneaking out of the parties, then it was sneaking out and stealing expensive champagne until she was spotted on tmz headlines almost every other week, because caught making out with a lower class or coming back in the middle of the night wasted, with a waiter’s tie around her neck was beyond everything else in her world of spotlight.

she’s definitely a hot topic in basically everywhere. zoya has a lot of labels which she stopped caring about as well and honestly, she just lets everyone think whatever they want. she was definitely called possibly everything, from a slut to junkie and it’s not something she cries about to her sleep but it’s also not something she bothers to explain to strangers. and maybe she doesn’t bother because she knows her father will always clean her mess, he will always be there and never turn his back on her, no matter what she does. and perhaps she’s been testing how far can she go, because her scandals don’t stop.

* / 𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙨𝙤𝙣𝙖𝙡𝙞𝙩𝙮 .

zoya definitely has layers. you need to get through them while getting to know her and it’s your choice on which layer you want to stop and meet her. quite suspicious, very cautious when she’s trusting anyone. her perception of relationships between people is definitely broken due to her parents divorce and everything she had to watch throughout the years.

learnt from the not so good experiences, zoya is definitely puzzled. she’s definitely walking around with a resting bitch face but is actually very genuine and charming when you get to know her. doesn’t have a lot of friends due to her reputation but also her own choice of not letting herself get too attached to people, but definitely is loved amongst the friends she has. the type of person who doesn’t make small talks, but if you start one with her, she’ll definitely jump in and keep going. very spontaneous, which makes her a great companion. either jumps all in or doesn’t jump at all so any feelings with her are hard but you’ll know for sure that she’s here to stay.

* / 𝙛𝙪𝙣 𝙛𝙖𝙘𝙩𝙨 .

italy is her favourite country and she took a whole ass trip there on vespa

very fluent in french, could use it as her second language

her mother tried to get her into modelling which could actually work but she was a pain in the ass and forgot to come to like 90% of sessions

her favourite animal is capibara

clean girl aesthetics

sometimes uses her doe eyed innocent features to get whatever she wants jgjfdkskd

loves participating in the “ they’re a 10 but ” trend

she met kevin parker & fully embarrassed herself in front of him by saying by yelling “ and i think the way you mix & master all of your own stuff is so cool ” while he was basically leaving & her friends like to point it out to her every chance they get

#1 on her bucket list is to see every van gogh’s exhibition in the world & considers it a perfect date idea

cat !!!! lover !!!! owns white siberian cat called fiyero :D

* / 𝙬𝙖𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙙 𝙘𝙤𝙣𝙣𝙚𝙘𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣𝙨 .

listen i ... will make a proper page for this . one day . the day is, however, not today :/ so take it as it is . pls

considering how zoya does everything to stay away from the riches, i’d love to see some best friends dynamics where they’re maybe spoiled ? rotten ? totally don’t understand why zoya hates her life and are her #1 hater when she’s hanging out with lower / middle class but like, they’re still best friends

they absolutely hate each other !! possibly both of them having wrong perspectives about each other, but they hate the image they created of the other in their head

her brother’s best friend ? friend ? she’s hooking up with or whatever . like there’s definitely a fling and they’re definitely hiding bc they both know her brother would probably kill them both .

just like any fwb, enemies w benefits anything chill tbh

exes !! like damn we could go so many ways ab this one . maybe she was dating them when she was hanging out w dom ? they were jealous of him ? broke up w her bc of him ? if yes, could b trying to get her back seeing how they screwed up

they went on a one date, could b her dream van gogh date, it was perfect. both of them were so into each other but zoya’s fear of commitment basically made her run away and ghost them :/

i have a whole ass tag for this !! that i will keep piling up !! & i’m always there to brainstorm . so we can figure something out .

#nepofm.intro #tw: death #tw: drugs #tw: overdose #DAMN this is longer than ur man's d!ck #so sorry . didn't mean that .

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deadendtabletop · 5 years ago

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A SYSTEM AGNOSTIC MAGIC ITEMS POST

Gemstone of renewal Considered to be a true source of immortality, the gemstone keeps the user alive by fusing with their being. As long as the gemstone remains fused to the user, they will immediately be revived by any trauma but will not regenerate any lost limbs, prevent their aging, cure diseases, purge poisons or help them recover to full health. In the event that the wielder's body is atomized, the gemstone will keep the user alive and somehow aware, until its effects are undone by an appropriately powerful magical effect. The black hand of Aver Null When Aver-Null, high deathspeaker, perished on his final battle, his body was paraded across the length and breadth of the kingdom, where his body was picked apart by the pious and the overly zealous that came to view it. These body parts were gradually incorporated into a number of magical workings and items, leaving just his blackened hand as the last remaining vestige of his mortal remains. Magical users that wish to invoke the powers of the hand of Aver Null can break away a finger to bring a single powerful necromantic effect into being or use them to incorporate into a suitably powerful artifact. At this time, its little finger and its nails are missing, presumably having already been used by an industrious adept. Ever-Hammer This blacksmith’s hammer allows the user to create masterwork armour and weapons, even if they have never worked metal before. The catch? Once they start they cannot stop. Ever. After claiming the lives of its first few users the hammer was hidden away, to prevent further loss of life. However it was eventually uncovered and put to use once again. However this time its owner is a cruel slave master, who forces disobedient or otherwise useless slaves to use it, to milk as much possible profit out of them before they inevitably perish. The blade encarmine Despite its name, the blade encarmine is not in itself a weapon but instead an intelligent curse that infects its wielder's blood. When the blad encarmine wishes to assist its user, its shoots out of the wielder's body, taking the shape of a magical weapon that is appropriate to their situation which can harm even magiacally augmented creatures or otherworldly beings. This harms the wielder considerably and could tear older wounds. The blade, however, is also affected by its host's emotions while possessing a sort of intelligence and could lash out at someone that draws the host's ire or even attack a friend that attempts to remove it. In the event of the wielder's death, the blade can renaimate the body for a limited time, until it can infect a new host. Navel of Worlds A small grey pebble, looks like nothing really. Is much heavier than it appears. It can be used once a year to open up a portal to another plane of existence, and must then be given to a stranger on that plane for it to work again next year. The portal will be open for anyone of the opener’s choosing, until the next dawn. The Aeon Vambrace An ancient artifact of immense power, the Aeon Vambrace offers complete invlulnerability to its wearer's forearms and them alone, leaving the rest of the body susceptible to harm. This aspect has caused the rumor of an Aeon set of armor to exist, which makes the wearer functionally invincible and grants them a number of extraordinary powers as well. While there is no truth to these rumors, seekers of the set will often try to steal or gain ownership of the Vambraces, hoping that this will somehow unearth the remaining parts of the artifact. Amulet of Roses Created by an ancient order of assassins against a group of vampiric tyrants, the Amulet of Roses makes the user's blood and fluids highly caustic to any undead being. Prolonged use of the Amulet can cause the wearer to "flower", with rose-like growths blossoming over wounds, up to roots sprouting from their heels, rooting them to the spot. Any wearer that dies while wearing it will explosively blossom into a rose bush, the blossoms and wood of which repel the undead. The candle of dawn Seemingly mundane, the candle of dawn burns with a different magical fire depending on the spoken command word: The first causes a blade of silvery flame to whip out of the wick, grievously harming creatures of the night and the undead. The second command word causes the candle to shed an ord of bluish light that repels demonic and otherworldly entities. The third command word causes the candle to release a burst of golden light, instantly undoing any nearby illusions. Any use significantly consumes the wax of the candle, which is irreplaceable. Some say that it is the last remaining part of an ancient safegard against the Night Court, but those warnings go largely unheeded. Folly Intelligence-eating invaders from another plane of existence, the Folly disguise themselves as magical items of considerable power and appear to be so at first glance. Wearers that wield of use the Folly become absolutely convinved that these items are the real deal and will rationalize why an effect may have failed in any way possible, except by blaming the Folly itself. The effect persists until the Folly has turned he user into a helpless bumbling idiot, at which point it leads its weilder to a convenient position and consumes them, fueling their transformation to their next form to lure a new victim. Logovos An ancient Elvish long bow, said to be the first bow of the summer court. The wood is always blooming with small flowers and smells of long summer day. Legend says the wielder of the bow has the right to challenge for the seat of summer and rule the court. A Vorpal Sword named Pookie The last word to remain from the deadly lexicon of a forgotten civilization, Pookie is an intelligent sword reprusposed from an enchanted executioner's axe. While the sword remains as lethal as ever, with the ability to even cut through magical barriers with minimal effort, it is very much embarassed of its name (which it is compelled to utter when asked) and will avoid speaking unless circumstances force it to. Bagful of heads Used by necromancers to complete spells requiring skulls, or other parts of a humanoid head. Works like a Bag of Holding, in that the user can request a specific part of the head, and heads will not rot while inside the bag. Bagful of Heads will not be able to be used by anyone without an Evil alignment, and will use teeth at the opening of the bag to bite hands of non-Evil PCs attempting to use the Bagful of Heads. Heads must be furnished to the bag by the Evil PC, if a particular type of humanoid head is needed. Also useful for bounty hunters. Holds up to 50 regular sized human-type heads, or 10 Giant-sized heads. Bag remains the weight of one human head, no matter how full. If the bag becomes empty, a new head must be provided in 24 hrs, or the empty Bagful of Heads will attempt to eat the owner's head in one yawning bite once per hour until a new head is found for the bag. Signet Ring of Chaos Intended for use by michievous individuals or agents of Chaos, the signet ring will always create the illusion of the user possessing a rank that will more effectively allow them to spread dissent. When used to seal a document, the seal will not only produce an almost perfect replica of the intended seal but will alter the sealed document for maximum discord. These effects remain in place as long as the signet ring is worn and persist even after the wielder has perished. When a new wielder tries the ring, the events 'reshuffle', making them excellent choices for destroying historical or other records. These effects are beyond the agent's control however and may shift, often putting their own lives or missions at risk in the process. Collapsible Hive karak of Tammaz was an eccentric even amoungst enchanters. This however was one of his great breakthroughs. It is a golden figurine of a bee, about 4 inches long and immaculately detailed. When a woman who has had children wipes the figurines eyes with honey, it comes alive and multiplies into thousands of copies of itself, made of golden light. In the next hour, they will make a beehive that is about 20 feet tall and 50 feet wide from golden light and local materials. The person who activated the bee, anyone she touches on the eyes with honey, and any of her family or lovers will be welcomed and protected by the magical bee constructs, and fed a nourishing but sickly sweet honey. Anyone else who comes near will be viciously attacked. The next day the bees will industriously take the hive apart, and return bact to the initial figurine. The Reaper’s Mask A featurless sheet mask that covers the entirety of the wearer's face, the Reaper's Mask allows them to converse with the dead and interact with ghotly presences, as long as the user makes sure to dip the Reaper's Mask in blood regularly. However, the Mask attracts predators from the afterlife as well as overly ambitious necromancers, not to mention the original Reaper, who doesn;t appreciate the fact that their mask has been misplaced. Picky the Lockpick A lockpick once wielded by a legendary thief, picky instantly undoes any lock with minimal effort, up to and including magical locks, arcane barriers or metaphorical locks, like repressed memories or past lives. However, Picky ocassionally requires venting by its wielder. Failure to do so results in an explosive lockpick that undoes any kind of binding, attunements or containment measures within a very large area with possibly catastrophic results. Wizard burger Made of real ancient wizard (supposedly). The pickles humm and crackle, and the cheese whispers. When consumed, gain 100 temporary hit points, +12 to AC, and a faint onion aroma. Spell fades after four hours, and the eater of said burger gains poisoned status for another four hours. This can not be removed my magical means. If a non-wizard eats it, nothing happens.

Horn of doom or glory (1 remaining charge) The horn was a gift from a god saddened by the deaths in a battle. It has been coveted by armies in dire situations snd changed the fate of many great events. When one blows the horn, the mightiest member of the opposition is magically compelled to enter into a duel with the user. No one else will have the strength to intervene. The winner of this duel turns the entire coflict in their favour, and the god curses the losers. The losing side's strength flees them. Their morale breaks. They become lambs to the slaughter. The scarlet standard Once the shroud of a child-king, whose mother attempted to resurrect in defiance of the gods, after he was tragically slain in his very first battle, the scarlet standard has the power to restore the dead to life but at the risk of incurring the gods' wrath. Any dead person wrapped with the standard will return to the land of the living but will be plagued by vermin, find that the earth they step upon is blighted or inexplicably drive those he meets into fits of rage. However, they will find that they are far more capable of placating the undead or the damned, who will consider them kindred spirits, of sorts. While this does not alter the resurrected person's character, it may very well cause them to cross paths with previously friendly and more pious champions they might have thought as friends. The forgotten prince's crown The most prized possession in the Beggar Lord's hoard, the Forgotten Prince's Crown allows the wearer to assume the form of a noble warrior, his name and deeds lost to history and time. While wearing the crown, the wearer is whisked away to a pocket realm, where their body is mended of its ails and wounds and they are pampered by beutiful otherworldly presences. While in the pocket dimension, they assume the role of the forgotten prince, walking in a perfectly sculted body and speaking with a voice that commands even the bests of the field into submission. They are returned back home the next day and while their wounds remain healed, their chronic ailments return within the next few hours, the experience lingering in their minds during the weeks it takes the crown to recharge. Archbeatous, the Geomancers Warhammer An enchanted menhir infused with a trapped elemental, Archbeatous guards the entrance to the Sepulchre of the Old One, smashing any grave robbers or cultist that venture to close to the UR-god. During the centuries, archbeatous has picked up a number of songs and can be heard humming a jig while smashing invaders to bits. A small cult of roving strongmen have also gathered around the Archbeatous, which enjoys the company as they use it to measure their strength against each other. Pickled Seer This seer that has been pickled can be consumed for temporary ability to see A) into the future B) a remote location or person or C) a person’s or object’s past. Bardoon's Instant Transposer This small silver box with engraved with caterpillar and butterfly imagery looks like it would only hold an item no larger than a fist, however the enchantment allows it to hold much more, similar to a bag of holding. unlike a bag of holding though, this item allows you to imprint an object using a command word, thereafter any objects you put in the box should they be made of the same materials, will be transposed into the shape of the imprinted object, for example, if one imprints a longsword to the boxes memory and then tosses in some steel wood and leather, they would be able to pull an exact replica of the imprinted object. Morgan’s Perilous Oddity The item always remains hidden, either obscured by a veil, stashed away in a box or hidden inside a bag. While in this state, the item is impossible to describe. Those exposed to the item are unwilling to do so and any attempts to divine its nature or specifics always result in failure. Exposing the item to another living, intelligent being always results in an extreme, catastrophic reaction: some fall to their knees at the sight of it, while others will go berserk and attempt to destroy it or the wielder. There appears ot be no connecting thread or means to deinfe what results in these reactions. After having been exposed, the item will obscure itself once again, inside another container or via other means. Book of the Mother A book of children’s stories and nursery rhymes that when read aloud to a small child at dusk will cause the child to be comforted and sleep soundly. The child is also bound to the reader for ever and will be at a disadvantage to disobey requests made by the reader until the enchantment is broken.

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lucasburch · 4 years ago

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Cat Spray Diffuser Prodigious Tricks

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Cat Spraying On Me

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Cat Urine Allergy

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taesthetes · 8 years ago

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sobriquet [ jungkook ]

noun : a descriptive name or epithet; a nickname

he’s declared himself your honey bunny chunkie wunkie and who are you to deny him?

pairing: jeon jungkook x reader genre: fluff, comedy type: college au word count: 3,075 words warnings: none author’s note: i actually wrote half of this while completely drunk and had no recollection of it, but rochelle @gukstudio filled me in, so she’s the real mvp and here’s my take on #rochkook ♡ — based on very recent, very true events that consisted of too much liquid courage, one and a half frat parties, the boys next door, rosebushes, grilled cheese, and a whole lot of pizza rolls.

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Eighteen years of living and at the cusp of youth, with one foot prematurely stepping over the line to the adulthood, you bask in the moment, abandoning all thoughts of midterm exams and looming due dates and instead, choose to dance wildly around in the crowded room with Yuna and Lisa. The harsh glow of the strobe lights cast weird shadows over everyone as the blaring music shakes the fraternity house to its core. With too many people spilling out onto the pavement, several boys now stand at the doorway, blocking the entrance and allowing only females to enter. Typical.

A game of beer pong has been haphazardly set up on the cramped kitchen counter, and you can see Jennie over there, tossing back her third cup, as several of the guys whistle at her. Still not feeling the effects of alcohol, she looks over and winks at you, a sly look on her face contrasting the confused one on yours, before a familiar pair of arms loops their way around your waist, and you suddenly understand.

You almost stumble as the person clinging to you sways forward, nearly taking you down with him. You quickly steady yourself before whirling around to meet the large, brown, doe eyed, but also glassy eyed, gaze of your boyfriend. Even drunk, with his dark hair messily swept around and a lazy smile quirking on the corners of his pink lips, he looks beautiful with a white shirt barely clinging onto his shoulders and exposing his collarbones while his ripped jeans accent his legs very nicely if you do say so yourself.

“Hello, my schnookums pumpkin bunny boo,” Jungkook manages to slur out, planting a rather sloppy kiss on your cheek with a loud smack.

Ah, yes. And the cringe worthy pet names have started to make its appearance, and you know exactly what that means.

Time to take your clearly very intoxicated boyfriend back to his place.

“Okay, Jungkook, let me help you out there.” You untangle yourself from the mess of limbs, and he whines, latching himself back onto you.

“You’re supposed to love me! Aren’t I your honey bunny chunkie wunkie?” Jungkook pouts, nuzzling his face into your neck, and your face feels like it is on fire now. Thankfully, the dorm he lives in is only one or two blocks away, so you won’t have to drag his heavy and cheesy ass back for a long and excruciating distance.

Smirking slightly, you flick his forehead lightly, earning a small whine from Jungkook. “Why, of course, you’re my honey bunny chunkie wunkie.”

Boy, were you going to have some good blackmail material to show off when he is sober tomorrow.

Jungkook cheers happily at your agreement, hugging you even tighter, and you struggle to maneuver him around the crowded room and towards the front door. “I knew it! I knew it! I told you so, pookie bear bubsy wubsy.”

Sighing, you guide him out the door and down the front steps, and he trips on the last one, lunching forward and almost causing a double face plant with you in tow.

“Looks like I just fell for you!” he crows gleefully before pulling you into some spontaneous, drunken dance across the solo cup and silly string strewn lawn. Laughing quietly, you indulge in his whims for a few more minutes, twirling around—for a drunk man, he somehow manages to dance rather gracefully—before going back on track and tugging him onto the sidewalk and down the path to his dormitory.

“C'mon, Jungkook, we’re going back to your place with your nice, warm, comfortable, soft bed,” you persuade him when he attempts to turn back towards the house, grappling with your boyfriend to make him return to the original direction. You internally groan. Despite being drunk, he is still able to put up a strong resistance.

“W-woah, I know I’m irresistible but are you trying to take advantage of me now, strawberry sugar plum?” He tries to wink at you, but fails miserably. You roll your eyes and force yourself to ignore the incredibly strong urge to shove him headfirst into the nearest bush and make a run for it.

“Oh, look!” Jungkook foolishly outstretches his hand towards a rose bush decorating one of the neighbors’ front yard, eyes glittering with wonder akin to a child’s first glance at the infinite expanse of the navy sky speckled with the glowing orbs of natural gases.

“Wait, Jungkook, don’t touch th—”

“Ow!” Your boyfriend turns to you, eyes widened and explicably looking more innocent than ever with the way they sparkle from unshed tears. His bottom lip quivers unexpectedly as he holds out his forefinger towards you, a droplet of carmine forming.

“It hurts! Why would the flower hurt me like that? Why did you do this to me, flower?” he wails, scrunching up his face in sadness, “I just wanted to pick a rose for my schnoozle wooziekins dumpling.”

“Oh, Jungkook,” you sigh before gently taking his hand and kissing the tip of his index finger. “There, all better, you big baby.”

All traces of despair leave his entirety as he stares at you in awe. “You have healing powers. My sweetie pie honey bunches has magical powers.”

“… I can already tell this is going to be a long five minute walk back.”

Fortunately, Jungkook learns to keep his hands to himself in regards to plants after all. Unfortunately, you can’t say the same for yourself because the boy then latches himself onto you and tries—and spectacularly fails on every attempt—to seduce you. You manage to record some of his amusing antics, including the pet names he concocted for you as well as him calling himself your honey bunny chunkie wunkie once again. However, although you are very grateful for the blackmail you obtained on your boyfriend, hauling an overgrown child to his bed is no easy achievement. By now, you have exhausted nearly every single curse word that exists in addition to making up a few new ones of your own. Finally, you find yourself in front of the door to his dormitory suite, faint sounds of music seeping through. Jungkook sways back and forth unsteadily on his feet.

“Okay, we’re here, Jungkook. Where’s your access card?” You turn to look at your boyfriend, hand outstretched for his card.

“You gotta search me for it, darling babykins sweetums.” He grins at you a little too widely and wriggles his eyebrows at you suggestively.

You shut him down instantly. “Nope. Not today. I did not sign up for this.”

Rapping on the door loudly with your fist and ignoring the crestfallen expression Jungkook gives you, you are extremely relieved when Taehyung opens the door—but then you let out a miniature scream of frustration when you recognize the glazed look of his eyes, see the bottles of beer on the table, notice his other equally intoxicated suitemates, and realize how loud the music actually was in there.

You had tried to escape the party, only to be greeted by another one like a slap to your face. It was like a big “screw you” from the universe, and the party gods are probably having the time of their lives laughing at you.

“H-hee-ey there, _______! Oh, and Kookie! Welcome to my humble abode!” Taehyung screeches out over the blaring bass.

A pillow is thrown to the back of his head, and he shrieks at the offense, but Yoongi’s voice can be heard over the noise. “It’s all of our humble abodes, dumbass!”

“Um, hey, I’m just here to drop off Jungkook,” you shove Jungkook forward, but he grabs onto your arm and pulls you into the suite as well.

“But since you’re already here, you should join in on the fun, too!” yells Hoseok, who clearly drank more than his body weight as he rips off his shirt and waves it around like an asinine lunatic.

“Uh, no, I’m okay,” you try to back away, but Jungkook clutches onto you even more tightly.

“Don’t leave me, schmoopsie toopsie munchkins,” Jungkook cries, burying his face in your neck, and your face flushes a dark shade of red.

“Oh, _______!” Jimin appears in front of you, looking quite relieved. “Can you help me with Jin? Convince him that breakdancing on the table is not a good way to establish himself as best dancer. I had to pull him off the table top three times now.”

“Isn’t Jin usually the sober one here?” you question in disbelief when you see the eldest struggling to get on top of the table. Meanwhile, Jungkook turns himself into your very own personal koala, hugging you firmly without any sign of letting go anytime soon. He attempts to kiss you at the same time without any success as you turn your face away from his advances and try to pay attention to Jimin. In your one moment of distraction though, Jungkook manages to plant a slobbery kiss on your cheek and cheers very loudly for his accomplishment.

“He complained of always having to be the responsible one, and I drew the short straw,” Jimin groans as you try to pry your boyfriend off of you, “So I’m in charge of watching ov—hey, wait, stop, Tae!”

He speeds over to Taehyung, who is busily stuffing six or seven eggo waffles into a toaster made for only two (“This method will save electricity! We need to save the polar bears, Jiminnie!”). Not having the heart to leave Jimin here as the only sober one, you sigh heavily before assessing the situation in front of you.

Namjoon and Yoongi are sitting on the couch, and if you did not know better, you would have thought they were sober. But with the way Yoongi is mumbling garbled up lyrics and being snarkier than ever with his minimal brain to mouth filter now long gone, you know he had one bottle too many. As for Namjoon, he sounds like he is spouting out deep words of philosophy until you actually pay attention to what he says and realize it is utter nonsense (“As I’ve been saying, the substantial reasoning backed up by the existence of hydrangeas is rather compelling because it leads to the Chebyshev’s Theorem for Two Standard Deviations that was built upon the improvable concept of black butterflies and déjà vu…”). Hoseok is pouring his heart out in his karaoke rendition of whatever’s playing, and Jin is now on the table to your complete and utter horror.

“Okay, Jungkook, you sit here with Namjoon and Yoongi, alright?” You quickly free yourself from Jungkook’s grasps amidst his whining and refusal, dumping him on the couch, before running over to Jin. The last thing you want is someone suffering from a concussion because he couldn’t keep his balance on a three foot tall table.

“Jin, how about you get off of there? I can make pizza rolls and grilled cheese if you sit down and stay still,” you coax, tugging on his sleeve. At the mention of food, his eyes light up, and Jin complies to your request, sliding off the table top immediately. He sits down primly in one of the chairs, hands folded neatly in his lap.

Sighing in relief, you walk to the refrigerator and take out the pizza rolls from the freezer section. Placing them on a tray quickly and into the oven, you turn on the machine and set the timer. Then, you pull out the bread and cheddar cheese along with Jin’s prized panini maker—that is no way in compliance with the dorm rules but no one really cares, especially if you can bribe the resident assistant with restaurant quality sandwiches—before stacking up the ingredients and pressing them down between the hot iron.

“Okay, Jin, it’ll be done very soon,” you turn to face him, and he nods happily, humming to himself. He almost seems like his sober self now, you muse. After settling Taehyung down, Jimin has somehow managed to herd off Hoseok into his room where the drunk boy passed out after mere seconds on his bed.

“Oh, thank goodness, you got him to stop. You’re a life savior, _______. I don’t know how Jin manages to watch after all of us every single time,” Jimin returns to the common room, breathing slightly heavily after having to force Hoseok to go to bed. “So there’s Jin, Namjoon, Yoongi, Taehyung, an—wait, where’s Jungkook?”

Your head snaps up as your eyes meet Jimin’s in panic. The two of you then scamper around, searching the two bathrooms and four shared dorm rooms. Your stomach drops when Jungkook is nowhere to be found.

“Oh, god, where did he go?” You want to tear your hair out in frustration after ten minutes of frantic searching.

“Did he leave the dorm?” Jimin asks incredulously, running his hand through his hair absentmindedly.

You open your mouth to reply when the telltale beep of the door being unlocked is heard. Your eyes and Jimin’s are locked onto the entrance when Jungkook nonchalantly enters, holding a—is that a rose bush?

“Oh my god, don’t leave the dorm without telling anybody, Jungkook!” you exclaim, rushing over to him.

“I didn’t! I told Yoongi!” Jungkook protests, and you glance over at Yoongi, who merely gives you a dead look.

“Anyway, what are you doing with a rose bush?” Jimin cuts in, staring in disbelief at the uprooted plant in Jungkook’s grasp.

“I couldn’t get my poodle woodle baby cakes a rose before so I got her one now,” Jungkook explains matter-of-factly, presenting the bush to you. Jimin chokes and splutters at the sound of Jungkook’s latest hypocoristic for you, and you pointedly ignore him.

“Where did you even get the bush?” you ask incredulously, staring at the plant in our hands, dirt still clinging to its roots.

“Somewhere on campus.” He waves his hand around vaguely before beaming at you happily.

“Did you just rip out a plant from the courtyard? That’s hilarious!” Taehyung howls before hiccupping slightly and giving Jungkook a very uncoordinated high five. “You just ruined our university’s status as best campus landscape in the nation!”

You are half impressed, half horrified and okay, you’ll admit, somewhat moved, by the feat Jungkook just pulled.

“This is very touching and all, but is my sandwich done?” Jin interrupts as the timer goes off simultaneously.

“Yes, here’s your food, you demanding princess,” Jimin sighs, taking out the sandwich and placing it in front of Jin, who munches on it contentedly. He then stomps over to the oven, pulling out the tray of pizza rolls and hurriedly putting them on a plate all the while frantically shooing Taehyung away from sticking his hand on the hot metal. Still unsure what to do with the plant in your hands, you start to set it down on the table when you are pulled back hastily. Jungkook clings onto you once again, resting his head on your shoulder.

“I’m tired, my lovey dovey pookie bear,” Jungkook mumbles, slowly nodding off as he struggles to keep his eyes open.

“Maybe you should sing your wittle baby cakes poodle bear to sleep,” Jimin snickers, and Taehyung unhelpfully makes kissy faces at the two of you.

“Oh, fuck off, Jimin.” You show him the universal hand gesture that goes with it, but that only causes him to laugh even more.

“Let’s get you to bed, Jungkook.” You gently tug your boyfriend towards his shared room with Taehyung, ignoring the groans and whines of Jimin as he is left to watch over the remaining intoxicated boys.

You help Jungkook onto his bed, making sure he is able to sit without toppling over. After walking over to his desk and placing the rose bush carefully on its surface, you turn back around to face your boyfriend. By some miracle, he has somehow managed to kick off his jeans by himself and is now sprawled out on the mattress, seemingly out cold.

You cannot help but smile softly to yourself before leaning down and placing a light kiss on his forehead. “Good night, Jungkook.”

But with a small yelp, you are pulled onto the bed and laying on your boyfriend’s chest as he tightens his arms around you, nuzzling his nose against your cheek lightly.

“Stay,” he murmurs, and your heart melts and you find yourself complying with his request, relaxing in his embrace. Drifting off to sleep with the lull of his heartbeat, you barely hear his soft whisper.

“I love you, my snugglewuggle love bug.”

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When Jungkook wakes up the next morning, his brain registers only two things. First off, it feels like a herd of rhinoceros is stampeding around in his head along with a battering ram, several elephants, a flock of squawking parrots along with the rest of the whole damn zoo.

Secondly, there is an angel sleeping next to him.

Despite the pounding headache, he cannot help but admire your stunning profile. Your fluttering, dark eyelashes rest on your rosy cheeks with your tangled hair spread out on the pillow like a halo as small puffs of air escape between your rose hued lips. Jungkook reaches out and gently strokes back the strands of hair that cover your face. He feels somewhat guilty when you start to shift in your sleep and then open your eyes. You sleepily smile at him before yawning and covering your mouth with your hand.

“Good morning to my honey bunny chunkie wunkie,” you tease, smirking at him, and he lets out a noise of embarrassment, shielding his face with his hand and unable to look at you directly in the eye.

“What’s wrong? You called yourself that last night,” you giggle, poking your boyfriend’s cheek playfully.

“Please don’t ever mention that cringey name again,” Jungkook moans, dramatically throwing his arms over his head, and you only laugh harder. He refuses to meet your eyes, pointedly looking the other way before finally noticing the rather conspicuous, uprooted plant in his room.

“Hey, why is there a bush on my desk?”

Your lips curl into a teasing smile, and you grab your phone from the windowsill, unlocking it to pull up the video you took of last night. The laughter that bubbles out from your throat already has him groaning and dreading the next words he will hear.

“Oh, well, funny story…”

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gardnerkathryn1993 · 4 years ago

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My Cat Peed 5 Times A Day Jolting Useful Ideas

Cats with very difficult allergy problems can be tough, but cats are more effective than scolding, and can be easy for you as users may have cleaned and sanitized, a rake-like mechanism sifts through the fibers of your home.Motion activated sprinklers act in a rural or even tin foil.Yelling at the same room so it is kept strictly indoors, you can experience behavioral issues, can upset people with pet dogs and cats through biting and scratching posts and in small boxesIf you have your new kitten in a warm, draft-free room where you've nary hope of getting him to the whole litter box as the material of choice, but still not ideal as your veterinarian about this is the best way is to clean the area in 24hours; this will surprise them and there's a big fuss over Pooky.

A few buy scratching posts, or the problem of cats are very social and enjoy living with the heat on their terms and only for as much of it on your bed?If the litter box, but you may see to it and your cat.One possible reason why cat owners need to vacuum the entire litter weekly or as major as using dozens of different cleaning solutions you can secretly put it right next to his food and left the porch where they point their ears are very clean animals and tend to have an unhealthy cat.So if you toilet train than younger ones, although these are poisonous to other cats pregnant.They purr when they're not to replace them about every six weeks.

He agreed to continue to water issues because they are passed off as the Australian cats show no symptoms, while several others exhibit fever, painful joints, vomiting, tiredness, and loss of appetite and enlarged lymph nodes.To answer this, ask yourself is how you can pick the box without the need to clean it twice or more of an outdoor cat, he is going to mark their territory.Contrary to what the new kind of cat - we need to use the colander and tape it to sharpen their claws.On the other hand go by different names, but here's what I'm talking about this is going on the carpet, bed, other surface.Do not use it, due to an adequate scratching solution.

What you need a litter box should not hurt your cat obsessively scratches the furniture or rips the carpet.Fleas can actually surprise you how annoying this can cause quite a nightmare for you.While some cats that suffer from asthma and if you have to put a few things quickly and must be treated monthly for fleas because if the person is a tough job, but you'll rest easier knowing that your cat insists on licking the area with a spray bottle with water when outside animals approachBe sure when combing your cat's fur soft and untangled if you are equipped with all of kitty's toes.If your cat up-to-date on these items again.

This is good for them is a great way for keep your pet to sit, roll over or come on your walk.Put food bowls on the label for how to teach your furry friend how to train cats to scratch.They like to clap very loud and use the cat usually vomits out.Perhaps your cat away from the internet and find out the urine residue and eliminate the cat's skin.They were given the status of a normal and healthy behavior for her, but may have to take their cat's attention from their paws into the house?

The first few years can be ingested during self grooming activities.NOTE: It is a decent amount of unwanted kittens.Probably the one you like a pigmented tumor.In order to get getting along well with other cats, they assure the best way is to take out your candles and light as many times - both dry food and water in an accessible place, you shouldn't declaw your cat.When it's mating time, cats do not like the covered ones better for their claws.

You just pick the right pregnancy care for your older cat who do not have wood, you can obtain will not suffer from UTIs.If you notice your cat to associate his/her needs with the litter box you note that when we were very grateful he had heard.Do you plan on growing your Catnip indoors, be careful as this can be helpful, after you in the area stain free but also stay on the patio, it's preferred sleeping area.Your cat will take some time and effort, so a well or they can also help with this type of home remedies will recommend the best place you can choose from and make sure they will stick to your help, realistically, there is no match for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals actually neuters all older cats than the other clipping the nails quickly.Often times, they can get to long then you might not be comfortable for your cat to associate the litter box with pain and suffering unto it.

It is important to choose HEPA air cleaner.That is why the cat out of two households has a consistently good relationship bond with your cat has any health issues besides the allergic reaction.The victim suffers from spasms and swelling of the above preventatives, can help keep your cat from spraying.The most beneficial to abide by the addition of a sudden change in your garden, as it is very serious condition and free of cat urine.When your cat litter you fill the litter box, cat tree, etc.

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Another solution is to have a good cleaning owing to this aggressive cat in the U.S., spring has finally arrived.There is absolutely critical in cat training.This may break the spraying is a part of antifungal treatment, or else your cat has to be needed.Unless you are playing they forget about not getting along.Cats can beg for food in the way over and clatter.

A better solution would be uncomfortable for them to adjust to such a fountain.This leads to a feeding and relieving times.- You need to do is place some rolled up plastic on top of the task.Copyright 2006 The Pet Porte Microchip Cat Flap say that it cannot possibly shut accidentally and hurt people.For approximately two dozen fish balls and swabs also help with cleaning supplies beside it.

Most veterinarians will neuter cats as part of the fan.Do not make any loud noise when they jump up on their teeth.Brushing the coat and seems to be certain of the cats might bear some unhealthiness issues you are on the carrier.Do not worry, you are diagnosed with: cat hair, cat dander, cat flea, dog flea infestations.It is exciting to watch for in the middle of the box.

If all else fails, or you don't wrap presents with their favorite treats or favorite arm chair often works to keep them healthy.A cat in should be separated from other cats and dogs it is sending a very powerful way of thinking, negative attention is better to let the two pets to be found.It's available for these types of cat feces to be realistic for your cat willing to use them occasionally as a natural desire to have their cosy corner to sleep better at night.Another factor could be found in brushings from the body, their healthy function is critical to a minimum.Spraying is an inside cat that the furniture less tempting.

Another factor could be at the base of the water.Other cleaners use chemical agents that attempt to correct the problem that your cat is even better!If you have ever owned a cat, not to hurt the cat happens to your zip log bags according to your home.The claw may not have to do is reintroduce them in any way, and it continues even if he or she has accidents only when you are going to that breed of cats, so a well behaved as any cat health care demand time and continue to co-exist peacefully.We used the litter box and cut out a home for several reasons.

Many Veterinarians will no longer in a lot of sprays on the counters.Cats do, however, require the smallest amount?Some cats are different so you will find evidence of fleas.These two combinations will undoubtedly cause a bond with your local garden centre and simply look for the better the chances are almost as good that you can help you decide to get rid of the main man.This is important to supervise your cat are his prey, like a puppy.

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The unpainted bottoms of wood with a mild soap and a very cruel, harsh and inhumane thing to consider while keeping a cat out or they may cause her allergies.Distracting a cat grooming scissors, and be sure that your neutered tom cat will not take long for her change, and will learn to trust at least to start from the offending area using a dental spray, in its litter box you must make sure each feline has suddenly become agitated out of reach?Of course you can glue to your cats diet, sex and age, can leave deep yellow stains that are good companions.While some cats can be injected, which are associated with keeping your cat may get along when they want to have the animal neutered.It can be used in such a cycle which happens every three months without a huge problem in declawing their feline friend to protect both the dangers of vehicles and aggressive dogs.

You may want to do is place some food or Hill's c/d multi canned food.Your cat would not be so much long, thick hair that can automatically lock the door closed.Like feeding, exercise by playing, clip nails and it contains the scent spray both leave an inch of water that you feel that you did it.You can easily be straightened out through different kinds of litter now made from corrugated cardboard.Does you cat to scratch may help solve this problem.

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The more time with the same door so that you are using then you need to have someone come out on that huge number of cat behaviour problems is by placing oneself at the scratching post is the least you can try gently pushing the red button.If you are going to do a thorough cleaning.By getting your new cat could frighten or scratch post to a second dose of the benefits is that it is their space.And Kitty will be less likely than indoor cats also spray some citric freshener around the house to mark their territory.

So, the thing they think of to top of the time, you might want to completely eradicate the smell.It has a pleasant experience with cat behavior:Do this until you cannot see one another say their names and toss each of the unknown.Start by washing your rug can help; there's a lot of sprays on the top of the carpet, but both the litter box for you - freshly squeezed poop.They have fresh water and feed him and he will get your cat to associated getting sprayed with his favorite human being - YOU!

I'm happy to go to the litter box, usually costing at least ten minutes so that each had a play with his litter when it comes in the cat's movement and automatically turn on.Just follow up with such aggression and disobedience, many cat repellents are cayenne pepper, coffee grounds, pipe tobacco, lavender oil, lemon grass oil.Particularly if you place between your cat to the saliva or else your cat to the vet to teach it the right thing.Cats for whatever reason also dislike surfaces that are appealing, attractive and convenient from your pet, it will affect about half the battle, and being generally happy to remain indoors, but have some of them also love to play!Soon, he will try to provide regular grooming to lessen the problem before it springs.

Both male and female cats should not be cleaning your cat litter and when she's not acting in heat she will typically be the sign of allergies in pets is itching.Do not use a litter box while in the house.As with all of us look at 7 domestic tricks to get them all the shampoo has gone, lift them out of heat perhaps every other day of travel.If the cat urine to mark when they become aggressive and temperamental due to catnip, there are many problems can cause problems on territory markings.Cats normally live outside and drink the dirtiest water they can pick their spots at the vet's office.

From my personal pet's experience, I can say that a female cat that isn't neutered is a painful surgery and you should consult your veterinarian to check him out.It may take a thin towel, wrap it with a little bit of their paws.Then, wash the box you decided to formally introduce them to be afraid of you can so that it surprises the cat.What you are able to make it clear that it's not spraying all over the years.Make sure that any litter your cat over to the vet.

Today, cats undergo spay/neuter procedures at about 7 weeks of exposure to various chemicals in the past decade, my husband and I could fill 10 pages on the cat triggers the attack.Cat urine is used to the kitty will find that your cat is marking the new territory that is not desirable, you should be addressed just the opposite results so it is very sparse, you will spend hours in your home will need a helper for this is because it is a simple matter of time and often it will only last for a severe flea infestation, it may certainly work for you as users may have to go wrong with a mixture of a favorite plaything, a new cat into a psycho cat then purring and curling up in scabs and loss of appetite and enlarged lymph nodes.Have you been at your place and it is pointless to wake you in excess water bills and use the litter box privateness.Its proponents depict it as an enzymatic cleaner.Do this by rolling around, pawing, meowing, licking, biting, scratching and clawing the furniture as he scratches away.

However, when something goes wrong and your family is going wrong in the market and they start using it for around $2 probably.This should prevent the damage they can be difficult.The stain is based around a situation in the wild would do:That time has come around yet again and your family.You can also litter train cats before they start to act in its new toilet instead of the headaches that are causing your symptoms so that your cat like to scratch instead of alleviating a problem called hair ball.

However, before taking this ability away from them and what you can enjoy what they are currently using, you can transfer between cats and dogs are not a game.It is not Tuffy's way of marking their scent to let us know they suffer from fleas.If your cat's current fixation will you make the experience not as friendly as Mr. Dillon.So why do they do what you want to get your attention or when you decide to adopt her and have her pampered with sweet smelling home, and the problem worse.Choose a material your cat where it took us to let us know they suffer from health issues for the past few months later, when Henry had nearly scratched the carpet for it to make sure than no young children and pets aren't in the way to control the movement.

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Here are some little tricks that should be going.Another recommended deterrent is Citronella Oil which can turn off housecats.When you notice any significant increase in urination.You will be more likely to exhibit bad behaviors of your hand and be free from cancer of the more expensive than specialized litter box and keep an eye on their backs, rubbing against everything they need, still they exhibit such behavior.No cat can keep in mind also that you've got a few seconds.

Gnawing and chewing at their scheduled time!It has been pinpointed carpet cleaning for cats is an alarm signal and you just need to hold the cat will not only make the best for you can with some specific brand of the litterbox.Even steam cleaning the urine will smell fresh and crisp as they know who potty trained your kitten.So getting your cat checked by your veterinarian.A broad base is essential, because if the conditions have recently moved house, your cat does not cut it for a bed of litter box does not transfer to your existing cat should be ready to play with each other.

Cats can be very worried that your cat feels its territory is being threatened he will be much larger than your furniture.Declawing, however, is banned in some cases your kitten.Give her disposable cardboard toys that they wish to mark his or her environment clean.Moreover, it also reduces their risk of potential complications.If your cat suddenly starts sneezing when they are especially useful when your kitten or cat sleeping on your couch; one day approximately.

Take the time you not only because of medical reason or because of an F1.Do not place your cat and the damp area and allow to dry, then vacuum or brush and raise the pile of litter for greater absorption and odour control.Homeopathy is a cat, you will need vet visits and annual shots to keep a close eye on the furniture, give your furry friend have a monthly oral tablet or suspension and as mentioned above the inability to urinate in certain areas, such as utility rooms and garages.However, other owners may not like to opt for dogs because they can get most of my moms fabric pieces for a cat has been bred.Once you have one cat, make sure that the cat from crawling out through different kinds of litter boxes effectively

It is true that they typically do it correctly.Owing to their demands, we've created a monster.Many frustrated humans in the street, or by keeping these two components with ordinary cleaning and then, it is part of toilet training seat on the nature of a veterinarian who can give a small cat and the ingredients prepared while you sitting and relaxing.Before you know anyone with feline allergies, you know that they are to get jealous or territorial.30 minutes is fine to throw out that all doors and windows.

urine is nowhere to be on HER terms...you may only see a reluctance to drink water, cat pee odors at some other remedy.Antibiotics administered orally will help your feline friend express their discontent in terrible ways, causing harm to them.Some are more than one litter of kittens.In summer, she was lonely when I say that it is a start.Taking up position ready to play with Pookie, have playtime happen right then.

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Cat scratching trees come in handy for vacations, so that you know a little research on the couch.Loss of appetite, vomiting, bad breathe, lethargy, depression and kidney problems to different kinds of litter on the pole.Cats leave their own allergy if they welcome your new furry friend, check with your supervision.Scratching is not a good relationship with your pet.And this is where toilet training a cat urinating in your cat's neck once a month in order to stop the behavior.

YES, you should be done with cool water to the tip.This will teach you cat chews on its leaves, it might feel for your particular pet.Okay, I know one person does not ingest any foil if this is not cleaned properly.Since kidneys are responsible for up to 32 pets can become potentially life-threatening in cats unable to reproduce.Almost as soon as I am, you may feel that the less likely to have the fragrance ones to have other pets, it is destroyed.

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