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LU WIND BUT HE'S A ITTY BITTY HUMMINGBIRD
Slingshot Proficiency!
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#requests#linked universe#linkeduniverse#lu wind#lu legend#lu sky#post post comments:#Wind agreed to do this but whether he caught the moon pearl or Legend caught him is up to you ajdsfsd#this is for shits and giggles and I know it's kinda ooc 'xD#also it's in reference to the d&d polymorph spell - the hummingbird likely has only one hit point so taking any damage would change him bac#PLEASE DON'T HIT BIRDS IRL#the slingshot being such an important item in Seasons is cool#if I had a nickel for every time I post LU fanart and there ends up being a new LU post that day too - I'd have at least three!#I was thinking that it being a friday near the end of the month that there'd be a chance and LO
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\\š I feel like I should post individual cuts of the LCB crew in the intro so here they are! Some of them got cut or covered by someone else so I wanted to give them the spotlight they deserve āØ
(the gossip girls are talking about you) -
(also individual cut of Faust cuz fae got covered by Hong Lu) -
(#gaslightgatekeepgirlboss) -
(this is supposed to be post Canto V but I forgot to move Dante's clock hand slightly towards the one pointing at 12 so there's a lil TLCBB easter egg for you) -
(they're also gossiping about you) \\
#project moon#limbus company#don quixote lcb#faust lcb#hong lu lcb#ryoshu lcb#dante lcb#rodya lcb#rodion lcb#yi sang lcb#heathcliff lcb#ishmael lcb#sinclair lcb#emil sinclair lcb#gregor lcb#meursault lcb#outis lcb#vergilius lcb#charon lcb#ooc#tlcbb gallery#tlcbb
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"Jesus Christ," Evan muttered to himself. "Okay, who broke the lamp? Be honest, you five."
Kay Rosier-Crouch stood, eyes wide, beside her cousins Luna and Ascella and a broken lamp. Estrella and Cherie Potter-Black stood guiltily behind Kay as though the twins were attempting to hide.
"Honesty is the best policy," Lily tried when no one spoke up. "We won't be mad if you're honest."
"Oh, okay," Cherie said, looking relieved. "All the time?"
"All the time," James agreed, looking at his daughter.
"Uncle Barty taught me the word fuck because I asked him to," Ascella blurted from the corner.
Absolute, dead silence rung throughout the room. Evan knew Pandora had the most pissed off expression and really, really did not want to look.
"Aunt Andromeda is my favorite," Estrella said.
"Last year I snuck onto the Hogwarts Express to see Bianca and lied to you about it, and her dads knew."
Regulus looked like he was trying not to immediately Apparate to his brother's house in a fit of fury at Cherie's words.
"We use your Netflix account," Luna told Evan. "You should really change your password, you know."
"I don't even care who broke the lamp anymore," Pandora said. "I just need a drink."
Regulus stood up, sweeping Cherie into his arms. "Yeah, I'm going with you."
#this is completely ooc#do i care?#no#cherie is darling in french for those of you who don't know#estrella is star in spanish#it's jegulus's pet names for each other#i think ascella is a star? i believe?#could be wrong tho#edit: i was correct ascella is the third brightest star in the saggitarius constellation#just know that dora picked ascella and lily picked luna#bianca is wolfstar's oldest daughter btw!!#bianca is one of uranus's moons so i thought it would go with the black family tradition without being too obvious#the origins of kay's name is that pandora had a vision right before b+e found her#the vision was essentially just a tree with the letter kay#but yeah that's the lore#marauders#marauders era#dead gay wizards#fuck jkr#regulus black#sirius black#james potter#jegulus#evan rosier#pandora rosier#lily evans#pandalily#seer pandora#barty crouch junior#rosekiller
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DCA PROMPTOBER 2024
Attention! This slasher!au belong to the lovely @wyervan, who gave me the okay to write a little drabble about their murderous guys bc I'm simply obsessed with them. I hope I did them justice :>
Day 27 - Stalker
Pairing: Slasher!Sun and Moon x/& GN reader Warning: Blood, violence and gore, choking, drug mention Words: 3800+ Summary: It's Halloween and someone stops by to pay you a visit <3
Whoever said that serial killers are the real monsters of this world has probably never worked a minimum wage job at a diner during Halloween. Teenagers were a fucking pain, there was nothing to say about it. Between stupid pranks and annoying messes, they seemed to try and find every possible way to make your living life hell, like you were some kind of lifeless mannequin and not a waiter.
You often had the closing shift during the weekends, along with a coworker of yours, who was as insufferable and as bothersome as some of the teenagers whoād come in during the day. Jake was a douche, there wasnāt much to say; he was immature and lazy, multiple times he had found ways to shove his workload on you and other people, his cigarette breaks lasted longer than your lunch and he would flirt with every woman under 20 that would cross the threshold of the diner. You and he often worked the closing shift together, which meant you cleaned the kitchen and the tables as Jake called his girlfriend on his flip phone while mindlessly sweeping the floor, only managing to move dust bunnies and used napkins from one place to the other.
You heard his voice loud and clear from the kitchen, complaining about some guy who owed him money, when your ears suddenly picked up something you regretted hearing.
-Stop worrying about it, thereās no risk of him telling the cops, heād get into a lot more trouble than me,- he laughed, -Heās addicted to that shit, he wouldnāt survive a week without me.-
You had heard from a coworker that Jake sold drugs to highschoolers, but you werenāt the type to believe rumors without any proof, so you had never cared much about it. Your eyes glanced up from the grill you were cleaning to see if Jake had noticed you listening in on his private conversation, but the man was too engrossed into pretending to do his job to notice you. You didnāt want to have anything to do with Jakeās deals, you wanted to keep out of his life as much as you didnāt want him to become a part of yours.
Suddenly, someone began knocking on the glass door of the bar, making it rattle loudly and echo through the small diner. You stopped and waited, until a second, louder knock startled you. Jake wasnāt going to open, was he?
You peeked out of the kitchen, looking for your coworker, but he must have disappeared somewhere in the back because you couldnāt see him anywhere in the dining area. He had left the broom behind, of course.Ā
Looking outside the diner and into the dark parking lot, you saw a tall man standing right in front of the door with a weird jester costume, waiting for someone to open the door for him. He was wearing red and yellow puffy striped pants, a yellow top with red ruffles, and a weird Halloween mask over his faceāa white and golden smiling sun, with a crown of golden rays all around.
As soon as the man saw you he stopped slowly swaying on the spot, freezing, and his head tilted to the side in confusion. You had expected teenagers to come and bother you so late, considering it was the 31st, but a grown ass man wearing such a stupid costume? That was simply ridiculous. You tapped the sign on your side of the glass which read āCLOSEDā in bold and red letters, but that seemed to not be enough for the clown.
-We donāt do trick or treating here,- you said, speaking loud enough so he could hear you from outside, -If you want candies how about knocking at the door of a house or something?-
The manās shoulders shook with laughter, but you didnāt hear any sound coming from him, so you simply sighed and turned back towards the kitchen. You wanted to go home, drink something warm, and do a rewatch of the Scream trilogy, nothing else. Why couldnāt that asshole do the same?
The masked man slammed his hand on the glass, making you jump and turn back around, then he pointed towards the broom laying on the floor a few feet away from you. Something clicked in your head, and you stared at him with your mouth agape.
-Wait, are you here for Jake? Are you one of his friends or something?- you asked, and after a moment of hesitation, the man nodded eagerly. You gave him a better look, noticing exactly how much taller than you he was and his lean buildāhe didnāt fit the depiction of Jakeās clients. Most of them were highschoolers, as far as you were aware.
-Listen, I canāt let you in, but weāre almost closed, so you just wait a couple of minutes and heās all yours,- you told the man, who gave you a grateful nod followed by a step back into the parking lot. Despite that, that guy unnerved you deeply, he was weird and creepy, and you didnāt want to have anything to do with him.
You decided you could tell Jake to go home and leave you the rest of the workāwhich you would have ended up doing even if he stayed thereājust so you could get rid of the masked loser outside, but when you called his name, you didnāt hear any answer. You walked in the back of the diner, checking even the kitchen to make sure he wasnāt eating any of the leftover fries, but your coworker had disappeared into thin air.Ā
During your search you found the staff door wide open, letting in the cold night breeze, and when you tried to close it you found that the handle wasnāt working properly anymore. Every time you pushed it closed, the door would creak open once more.
-What the fuckā¦?-
A sudden sound made you jump out of your skin and turn around in search of the cause, finding only the silence of the dark diner answering back. You were getting uneasy, on edge, and you couldnāt stop thinking about the weirdo right outside the door. Right as you had begun to wonder if he had found a way to get in, a hand grabbed your shoulder and you screamed.
-Jesus, fuck!- yelled Jake as you flinched away from him, -What the hell is wrong with you?!-
Your heart was beating so loud you could hear it in your chest, hammering against your sternum like a drum, but when you saw your coworker standing right behind you, you sighed and relaxed.
-You scared me!- You shoved the man away, annoyed, and he reacted by looking at you like you had gotten crazy. -Go tell your stupid friend to leave, heās creeping me out.-
-Who are you talking about?- he asked, and you rolled your eyes.
-Sun dude, with the mask and clown outfit? Doesnāt that ring a bell? Heās waiting for you outside.-
Jakeās brown furrowed in confusion, then he pushed you away to enter back into the dining area, where you had seen the masked guy. He looked outside, walking towards the glass windows that gave a clear view of the parking lot, which revealed to be completely empty. Jake turned around to glare at you like you had set your pants on fire.Ā
-Did you take something? Some shrooms?- he asked, and you sighed.
-No, he probably just left. Thatās his van, Iām sure, it wasnāt there an hour ago.- You pointed at a white van parked not too far from the door in the parking lot. -Do you recognize it?-
Jake shook his head, still visibly confused by your behavior, and from his stance you could tell that he was also growing tense. His hands were fidgeting and his eyes were scanning the parking lot like a police car was about to pull up and arrest him any minute, but in the end he scoffed.Ā
-Nah. Whatever, Iām going home,- he said, walking away from the window, -Iām not in the mood for this stuff.-
-Iām serious, there was a guy there!- you replied, but the man didnāt listen, -Also, next time close the door behind you after you go out for a smoke.-
-I havenāt smoked in 3 hours,- Jake retorted, -What are you talking about now?-
-So you didnāt open the back door?- you asked after a pause, feeling a sense of chill spread in your guts, creeping up into your lungs and blocking your airway, -But itāsā¦?-
The door had been broken. From the outside. Someone had gotten in, and you didnāt even hear it, neither of you did. You and Jake seemed to realize the same thing at the same time, but just as you bolted towards your bag and grabbed your phone, which you had left behind the counter, Jake ran for the main door, slamming it open in a rush.Ā
-Wait, donāt!- you screamed, but the man didnāt listen to you and headed to his car, which was parked in a far corner of the parking lot. Before he could take more than two steps, the white van rumbled to life, pointing its headlights at him and blinding him in the process.Ā
-Come back inside!- you screamed, and luckily this time Jake seemed to be willing to listen to you, because as soon as he realized he was about to get run over, he threw himself back into the diner. You grabbed him by one of his wrists and dragged him with you in the kitchen, your only safe space for now.Ā
The kitchen wasnāt that big; the diner you worked at was just a small local business that had just enough seats for the small population of your town, therefore, there werenāt many places to hide.Ā
-What the fuck is happening?!- screamed Jake in a panic, but you shushed him, beginning to type the policeās number until a humming sound made you freeze on the spot, -Why did you stop?! We need toā¦-
-Down!- you hissed, ducking behind one of the grills and bringing Jake down with you, right as light steps echoed in the dining area which you had just left. You listened carefully, kneeling on the cold floor of the kitchen with Jake shaking beside you, one of your hands coming up to cover his mouth.Ā
Your ears picked on a masculine voice singing something reminding you of a lullaby, slow and gentle, melodic and raspy at the same time. The intruder was singing without a care in the world, entering the kitchen just to stop right on the threshold, lingering on the spot. You peeked your head out from the side of the fryer, trying to get a look at the man but only managing to see a pair of black boots and blue puffy pants covered in stars before your eye was caught by the hatchet he was holding in his gloved hand. Old, rusty, and clipped in many places around the edge, the weapon looked decades old, if not more. You saw the man swinging it mindlessly around, like he was playing with it, still humming that low tune with his deep voice.Ā
-Someoneās hiding,- he sang, mocking, -Someoneās scared!-
Struggling to keep yourself from making a sound, you hid back behind the fryer, hoping to the heavens that Jake wasnāt about to panic and rat you both out. You sent him a warning glare, but the man was too worried about stopping his hands from trembling to even look in your direction.Ā
-Which little mouse will have its tail chopped off today, mh?- asked the intruder, beginning to walk slowly around the kitchen, -I heard someone has been behaving badly recently. The Sun told me someone was being naughtyā¦-
Pots and pans were knocked down from the counters, making you flinch and cover your own mouth in fear of letting a sound slip out, and with the corner of your eye, you saw Jake begin crying.Ā
-Isnāt that right, Jake?- the psycho laughed, beginning to move once more, -Did the Sun lie, or are you actually misbehaving?-
You grabbed one of your coworkerās hands and began to crawl away, forcing him to come along, attempting to get on the other side before you could be seen.Ā
-Come out, come out, Jake, we just wanna play a game with you.- The man faked disappointment, opening any cabinet big enough to contain a human and making a mess of the kitchen around him as an attempt to drive you out of hiding. A metal lid rolled all the way in front of you, stopping right in your tracks, but being too focused on trying to understand how far the intruder was, you didnāt see it, and you hit it with one of your hands, sending it against the wall with a clang.
-Shit!- you said, standing back up, -Run!-
-There you are!- screamed the intruder, immediately running after you and Jake as you scrambled up on your feet and did everything you could to get away.Ā
You went back into the dining area, attempting an escape through the broken back door, but just as you turned the corner you found the sun-masked man standing in your way with a metal bat in his hands. While trying to step away from him and avoid his first swing directly aimed at your head, you tripped onto Jake, falling on him and causing both of you to ruin on the ground, hitting your head against the wall in the process. Breathing heavily, you managed to back yourself into a corner, unable to see through the heavy cloud of pain blossoming in your skull as warm liquid dripped down your neck, soaking your work uniform and making you dizzy. Your every breath was painful, your throat and mouth burned dry and your heart was beating out of your chest, deafening you entirely to the screams of your coworker being slammed against the wall beside you by the man with the hatchet. You were barely conscious, enough to distinguish the sun mask kneeling in front of you to observe you better as a crunch echoed through the diner, final in the way it made Jakeās protests and cries come to an abrupt stop.
Blood began to pool on the floor next to you, dripping down the wall where the killerās hatchet had split open his skull, and the metallic scent hit your senses like a punch in the guts. You suddenly awakened, gasping for air like a starving man, and immediately you flinched when the sun mask leaned closer to your face. You couldnāt suppress the tears pushing out of your ducts, streaming down your face in rivers, and you hiccupped when, during your struggle to push yourself back up, you slipped on the blood with your palms and found yourself face-first in it.Ā
The murderer with the hatchet, who was wearing a moon-themed mask and a costume matching the other maniac, let go of Jakeās body and let it slide down the wall into a sitting position right beside you, making you scream and stumble back into your corner.Ā
-Please donāt kill me!- you begged, out of your mind with fear, -P-Please, please, I beg you, please d-donāt kill me, I didnāt do anything w-wrong, I didnātā¦-
-Oh, we know, sweetie,- cooed the sun mask, his amused voice so sickly sweet it made you want to gag, -We believe you!-Ā
You couldnāt understand what was happening anymore. Were you in danger? Were they going to kill you as well? Why did they kill Jake in the first place? You were going mad and couldnāt even bring yourself to think, all you wanted to do was go home and huddle yourself into a warm nest of blankets. You wanted to wake up and find that the horrifying reality you were living in was actually nothing more than a horror film-induced nightmare.Ā
-We believe you, really,- the sunās voice came down to a docile whisper as one of his gloved hands brushed against your cheek, making you whine and attempt to curl away from his touch. The gloved fingers were coldāso cold. You wanted to puke. -But Iām afraid we canāt let you go away so easily after seeing what happened here.-
His thumb brushed over your parted lips, spreading a drop of blood like it was a gloss, tinting your lips of a deep crimson color, until his finger pressed on the other side of your jaw. You looked up at the man, wide-eyed, as his other huge hand also wrapped around your throat and slowly began to crush your windpipe with his strength.Ā
-Too bad,- commented the moon-masked man as he began to lean closer. His entire āfaceā, chest and arms were covered by blood and brain matter, dark and gooey, drenching his white and black top with it, -Would have loved to play a little game with you, just to pass the time, you know? Unfortunately, we still have morals.-
-Yeah,- laughed the sun, -We donāt go for innocent people usuallyānot unless they give us a reason to dispose of them, of course. Nothing personal, ākay? No hard feelings between us?-
You were choking, flailing your hands around while trying to pry his fingers off and scratching yourself in the process, and as your face began to turn red and your vision began to get spotty, your eyes ran from a masked man to the other, hoping at least one of them would have mercy on you.
-Unless,- whispered the moon to his companion, admiring the beautiful way your unconscious body lost all its strength and fell unresponsive on the groundāstill far from death, as shown by the slow rise of your chest, -Unless we let this one leave to tell the tale.-
-Thereās no tale, Moon,- replied Sun, sending his friend a glare while also parting his hands from your throat. In a few seconds you were probably going to regain consciousness, so he stood up and aimed his bat at your head, -We already talked about this, leaving witnesses is out of the picture. Also, do you mind doing this for me? I already got blood on my gloves, and you know how much I hate finishing them off.-
-But think better about it!- spoke Moon, leaning against the wall, knowing that Sun was not going to give you the final blow himself, -Everyone is town is already aware thereās a pair of fuckers going around killing people, but donāt you think it would make our job much easier if people really started to fear us?-
Sun let go of the bat just to stare at his companion, speechless, like he couldnāt believe the words the other man had said.Ā
-No, I actually think that would make our job much more difficult,- he said, and Moon scoffed, -People will begin to think we are merciful, which could not be more far from the truth.-Ā
-I think it would actually show everyone in this city how things work.- Moon put down his hatchet and crossed his arms over his chest, showing Sun that he was actually completely serious. -Innocents will be allowed mercy, while rulebreakers will receive the chop-chop treatment.-
Sun sighed, running one of his gloved hands through his blonde hair in exasperation.Ā
-First of all, donāt call murdering people āthe chop-chop treatmentā, thatās weird. Second, you already killed innocents before, so whatās so different now? Third, do you actually believe people will understand?- It was clear, he still didnāt trust Moonās plan, but Sun never listened to any plan that wasnāt his own, so that didnāt count.Ā
-They will, if you allow them to live and warn them,- Moon nodded towards your limp body, -Also, the other times it was an accident, okay? Not everything can always go according to plan!-
You were beginning to regain consciousness, groaning on the floor and gasping for air.
-Shit, theyāre awake!- Sun said, -Kill them!-
-No, weāre leaving them behind,- insisted Moon, grabbing his friendās wrist and pulling him away from you, -Trust me just this once, itāll work out in our favor.-Ā
Sun was hesitating, looking at you, slowly waking up, then at his companion. He couldnāt figure out the best course of action, so he just groaned and let himself be dragged away.Ā
-Alright, just this once!- he allowed, -Consider this a treat, Moon, because it wonāt happen ever again!-
The duo left through the broken back door, walking into the dark parking lot and looking around for any car or passerby in sight, while you blinked your eyes open on the bloodied floor of the diner where you were mindlessly taking orders and serving customers just a few hours prior. Your whole body was in pain, your arms felt heavy and sore, while your throat felt like it had been rubbed with sandpaper both on the inside and on the outside. You finally managed to completely open your eyes and stare at the ceiling, still not believing that you were still alive. What had convinced the two killers to spare you? Which one had mellowed the other into showing mercy? You couldnāt say, there were too many things you couldnāt explain to yourself, but as you turned your head around to look at Jakeās lifeless body next to you, your eyes came to an halt on his chest, where the moonāhis killerāhad left a plastic bag containing a bunch of colorful pills. For a second you felt dazed, until you understood that the two clowns were leaving a clear message. They didnāt like the idea of people selling drugs to highschoolers, and that was probably the same reason why you were left alive, unscathed except for the blossoming bruises the sunās hands had left on your neck, red and angry against your skin. They had spared you because you hadnāt hurt anyone;Ā that explained the words the moon guy had told Jake in the kitchen and why you were still allowed to breathe, but it didnāt excuse the viciousness behind the duoās actions.
The blood around you was expanding, soaking your hair and work shirt as well, and for some reason your first thought was that it felt incredibly warm, like there was some possibility that Jake was still breathing beside you, like his heart could still be pumping blood in his veins, like you could turn around and see him alive and well. Of course, that wasnāt the case.
You had been graced with life, and that night, on the unswept and bloody floor of a diner, you decided you were going to do everything in your power to keep things that way, in case the astral duo ever changed their minds and came back for you. They had spared you once, and you werenāt going to give them a reason to take that gift back.
#they're probably ooc so I'm very sorry wyervan#guys go show my moot some love#fnaf#fnaf daycare attendant#fnaf moon#fnaf security breach#fnaf sun#dca fandom#fnaf dca#fnaf drabble#sun x reader#sun x y/n#moon x reader#moon x y/n#dca sun#dca moon#dca au#dca x reader#dca x y/n#rat's drabbles#dcatober24#dca slasher au#human dca
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Uh.. I think i'm gonna cry
#steven grant#roleplay blog#moon knight#Steven: i love you too mr. Oscar! :D#marc spector#jake lockley#Ooc: nawhh actually this is really adorable!!!
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#been thinking about the convo in the observatory lately#maybe ooc? idk ^^ā#in stars and time#isat#isat siffrin#isat odile#isat bonnie#isat mirabelle#isat isabeau#in stars and time isabeau#in stars and time mirabelle#in stars and time odile#in stars and time siffrin#in stars and time bonnie#siffrin in stars and time#siffrin isat#siffrin#bonnie#odile#mirabelle#Isabeau#moonās art#also the sif and odile nose reveal happened in the middle of me making this#I had to go and quickly change their noses lmao
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There's nothing a Nap canāt fix
#pov: sun breaks character cause he fr isn't feeling too good rn#this was absolutely an intrusive thought#might be a lil ooc lmao#sundrop#moondrop#fnaf#fnaf: sb#fnaf sundrop#fnaf moondrop#sun#moon#fnaf sun#fnaf moon#fnaf dca#daycare attendant#fnaf daycare attendant#fnaf security breach#robot gore?#dca sun#dca moon#fnaf eclipse#eclipse#fanart
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I love incorrect quote generators
So many funny drawing ideas..







#I will not be drawing them at the moment#I am still unwell#incorrect quotes#rain world#five pebbles#seven red suns#no significant harassment#looks to the moon#shit post#maybe ooc but who cares if it makes me laugh#rw moon#rw sig
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it'd be wild if they gave asgard's citizens phones in marvel i bet they'd have the best drama
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No.
#date: 2023/11/23 #when will he croak #i've been running this blog for centuries #frigga for allfather #kick the bucket already i'm getting bored of posting here
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I come to Tumblr with a regretful update. As you may know, my family and our fiercest warriors have been traveling between realms in search of our stolen relics.
While attempting to recover one, my brother lost his life in battle while protecting us. He shielded me with his body. My brother died a hero.
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May he reach Folkvangr. My deepest condolences. But I thought Baldur was impervious to all harm...?
āļø god-of-thunder
It was Loki. :( I'm devastated.
einherjarl-deactivated20231120
Oh.
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is that all you can muster? "oh." you thought i was dead, and that's it? that's all you have? what do you mean by that? let's talk. :)
āļø god-of-thunder
You're alive? Where are you?
āļø god-of-thunder
Wait, what happened to @einherjarl? He deactivated?
āļø god-of-thunder
Loki?
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šØ bragis-apprentice
Just finished custom making this handle

#metalwork #artists on tumblr #double sided axe #my art
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ā”ļøLIGHTNING ROUNDā”ļø
einherjarl-deactivated20231120
?
einherjarl-deactivated20231120
Lady Sif is not one of The Warriors Three. It says it in the name. There are three of them. Not four.
Correct this.
āØļø the-dashingest
I voted for Sif.
šŖ valiant-festivals
I voted for Sif.
šŗļø grim-warrior
I voted for Sif.
āØļø the-dashingest
Wait, Hogun? But you didn't tell us you had a phone?
šŗļø grim-warrior
I don't.
#lady sif propaganda #lightning round #poll reblog #only one more round after this! #i'm so glad lady sif doesn't have tumblr lol #i hope you guys dont mind that a mortal is running this blog btw #i really didnt expect any of you to see this š¬ #and srry for the reblog spam #also hogun lol
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i see your thirst edits, you sick freaks.
#start tagging me in them #and/or sending them to me
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umm i'm in ohio to visit my parents and there's like. um . a giant wolf running alongside my car? i'd call animal control but this thing is ginormous and i don't think that would do anything.
it doesnt have a leash or anything (obv its bigger than my car) but it's covered in chains. what do i do??
@identifying-dšgs-in-posts ??
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Fenrir Lokison?
#šØ
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āØļø the-dashingest
I really don't think Loki is that bad. Sure, he's had a rocky history, but I don't think he's done anything worthy of scorn. Besides, hasn't he just died and come back or something like that, anyway? He has a blank slate, in my book.
#is it just me? #i hear people saying we should banish or kill him #i find that idea preposterous #he's just misunderstood
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I'm not going to @ them, but ugh... Someone I'm acquainted with just died in battle, and honestly? I'm so relieved. Is that terrible? Don't answer that, I know that it is. I'll probably delete this in a few hours.
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that's what you get for vagueing.
cowards don't go to valhalla.
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#alchemists on tumblr #all natural potions #freelance potion seller #potion grinds #handmade potions #potionmaker #potion seller #invisibility potion #wyvern tooth #einar has competition #stay hustling šŖ #please check out my shop link i worked really hard on it #:) #:))
#i know they're all ooc i was just trying to amuse myself#loki#thor#fandral the dashing#moon queen and magic theatre#loki marvel#marvel thor#marvel asgard#marvel#thor odinson#dashboard simulator#the warriors three#odin allfather
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Found funny audio on the clock app. I had to made it for them to of course
#haikyuu#haikyuu!!#hinata shoyo#kageyama tobio#kagehina#colindoodles#perhaps a little ooc but hey I can get permission to do it once in a blue moon
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How's your inbox going?/silly
Oh y'know
#ooc#the people in my inbox are doing just fine and dandy#jokes aside though i am quite happy with the reaction i've gotten with these few new moons#an emotional reaction means i've created characters people have grown attached to#and believe it or not that is quite a difficult thing to do
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"We love our girlfriends!" Y'all inattentive motherfuckers could not remember a single significant detail about your girlfriends' lives if you were held at gunpoint and then tortured
#āDemetri was OOC! He would never cheat on Yasmine!ā lmfao yes he fucking would#throughout the entire show he has never shown ONE indication of caring about her as a human being#he always talks about her like either a) a larger than life Conceptā¢ļø#or b) a placeholder in the ātrophy girlfriendā role#this was a major win for the āDemetri is a shit boyfriendā argument I've been making since forever#Moon should also dump her shitty boyfriend who knows nothing about her. Btw.#demetri alexopoulos#demetri cobra kai#eli moskowitz#hawk#yasmine cobra kai#moon cobra kai#cobra kai#cobra kai season 6#cobra kai spoilers#ck spoilers
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what if someone turned u all into kiwi birds
#\\š courtesy of#kiwi company#by @sentienttoastah!\\#limbus company#project moon#ryoshu lcb#don quixote lcb#rodion lcb#rodya lcb#emil sinclair lcb#sinclair lcb#dante lcb#faust lcb#ishmael lcb#vergilius lcb#charon lcb#hong lu lcb#outis lcb#gregor lcb#yi sang lcb#meursault lcb#heathcliff lcb#funny shenanigans#tlcbb gallery#tlcbb lux#tlcbb#ooc
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I think Optimus should slam into things in truck mode more often, it is always immensely hilarious and 100% effective
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#mine#aftg#kevin day#andrew minyard#cc#andrew hated it when drunk kevin got like this#screaming crying throwing things panicking. thats the kevin he can handle#but quiet drunk kevin.#the one that stares reverently up at him when he slots his hand against the back of kev's neck#the one that looks at him like a saviour#like he hung the moon and the stars all for kevin#the one that calls him things like 'talented' and 'amazing'#the one that clings to him like a lifeline#thats the drunk kevin andrew couldnt stand#not because he hated him for it#far from it#but because andrew was only a man#his self control could only take him so far when all he wanted to do#was hold kevins face and press their foreheads together and tell him how stupid he was#to share the same air as the drunken prodigy sitting in front of him#leaning close and breathing each other in.#to trace the contours of kevins pretty crying face with more than just his gaze#anyways ANYWAYS sorry if its ooc im tired and wanted kandrew#kandreil is my bread and butter my pride and joy i love it in every form. but.#something about kandrew.#something something projecting#something something saviour complex#dont look at me
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my pharmacist, upon spotting my Decepticon pendant, literally RAN back over to his desk behind the counter and came back with a whole ass TFP ratchet figurine
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