#by @sentienttoastah!\\

[the-limbuscompanybus-blog]

what if someone turned u all into kiwi birds

[the-reeses-lair]

I had this idea of turning the boys and Sephirot into ponies (because yes i like ponies and making things into ponies), so I doodled up the Kether boys as ponies (and brothers in this AU i guess)

We got X as the smol bean he is. Curious, wants to help, a dork. 2nd youngest and favourite of Hokma (cuz he doesn't try to cause trouble. and he is smol bby.)

Ayin is next, with a judgmental stare because you took the last piece of the cake that Hokma made.

Abel, I had to remember how he fucking looked so I think I got it right. The oldest of them all, the wisest, and the most done with Adam's bullshit.

Abram is... still how he normally is. X tries his best to cheer him up, Abel and Ayin give some words of wisdom from time to time, and Adam torments him (as all little brothers should lol.)

And then, we got the crazy man himself! Adam is the youngest of the 5 and he can't fly. At all. He doesn't have the magic that lets pegasi fly, so X uses his magic to help him 'fly' (that's what the gold glow around him is; it's X's magic.)

I'll draw up the Sephirot and Angela at some point because i am invested in this idea. also no cutie marks because fuck that shit, i can never think up good ones for shit like this. same with names for them so if anyone wants to make up names for them (and the Sephirot/Angela), go for it!

(also before anyone asks, yes I was inspired by the kiwi ayinlings by @sentienttoastah)

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[saranilssonbooks]

Shipmate @sentienttoastah made me remember an old warm-up speed sketch of mine. 😆

[cottonthebun]

A little card i made for my friend, and to be the counterpart to @sentienttoastah's Rin card! Happy Birthday Skel!!!! Hope you had a GREAT day! (hope this is good enough-)

[nammikisulora]

#add the sperm squeeze scene. it says a lot about ishmael. trust#moby dick#also wholeheartedly agree with it being a series#not like a mini series of two parts split in half like a few other adaptations did but genuinely a series#maybe if we’re crazy enough we could even make it have exactly 133 episodes#doesn’t matter if that means some episodes are only 4-6 minutes while others could be 40 minutes long it’ll be funny#40 minute episode of ishmael turning into nat geo wild whale documentary#whale weekly (@sentienttoastah)

YES! of course the sperm squeeze scene needs to be included! Very important, that one.

lol, that is such a funny idea actually x) maybe the short ones could be released together (like the infodumps and shorter chapter-scenes often come in little clusters).

but if we had to stick to a more conventional format, it's definitely at LEAST 10 1h+ episodes (preferably more), not just 2-3.

I recently finished Moby Dick and since then I've been contemplating what I'd want from a "perfect" adaptation of it. this is what I've got so far:

first off it needs to be a tv show, not a movie. the book is so big 'cause it needs to fit a whale in it, thus an adaptation ought to do the same

Ishmael needs to narrate this baby. give me voiceover ffs, this is absolutely essential

keep the infodumps. for the love god keep the fucking infodumps. condensed, sure, but they need to be there! everyone who watches needs to know exactly how Very Normal™️ our boy is about whales and whale hunting

also tbh i feel like the whole whale phrenology thing is pretty essential to the vibe of Ishmael. do not make this guy normal about this shit

for this to work, some kind of framing device is probably best. easiest is probably to have Old Ishmael writing The Book and figure out some way to segue between infodump documentary style and Plot

oh and also include the side stories of the ships they meet somehow

make. it. gay. I need Ishmael and Queequeg to be banging on screen, okay? at the inn in the beginning, on the Pequod after the whale flensing scene… it needs to be there

HOWEVER this must not be acknowledged in the narration. look, they're just really good friends, snuggling in bed during their hearts' honeymoon, 'kay? and checking out how hot your friend is while he's stomping around on a dead whale, cutting it up and fending off the sharks, clad in only shirt and stockings, is just what anyone would do!

what about all the things Ishmael can't possibly know about, then? like private conversations between Ahab and Starbuck and such? I mean I guess our guy could be eavesdropping, but eh - Melville didn't care, so the hypothetical show could just as well handwave it too

keep the whole end sequence as close to the book as possible. top tier imagery there

obviously there's more needed, especially in regards to the characters but eh. if anyone's got anything to add I'd love to hear it!

[saranilssonbooks]

For decades the legendary White Whale wreaked his deadly havoc across the oceans but alas, all things must come to an end and so with Moby Dick. Brutally murdered, he was strung up and his head removed to be emptied of its spermy goop in favour of candle making and cosmetics. Farewell to a legend.

I simply couldn't solve the head situation, okay, @sentienttoastah .