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Silly goofy game about mouthwash!
#did scribbles#doodles even#mouthwashing anya#the only woman ever forever#mouthwashing swansea#my queen#daisuke mouthwashing#the baby#what do you mean you don’t cry over him regularly?#curly mouthwashing#captain curly#screaming biting and raging about him#put this poor man down#he deserves so much better#mouthwashing jimmy#fuck Jimmy#kill him with fire#he deserves so much worse#giving Jimmy all my cramps#I’m thinking about these guys more than I should#I’m so emotions about these guys#mouthwashing#pen sketch#sketches#art#traditional art#artists on tumblr#illustrators on tumblr#doodles#fanart
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Now that we are being followed by people, we need to make some thoughts and opinions clear so that people are not later Shocked And Disgusted or whatever by thoughts we have held for many years. We think it's weird and also bad to treat queer people like they're a different species from cishet people, and we think that treating things like Having A Sexuality makes a character better than if they have a different sexuality is bad no matter what way you put it.
We also think that, if in your setting queer folks are widely accepted and straight isn't a "default", it may be worth noting that, say, a straight woman might need just as much self-discovery to work out she's straight that a lesbian does nowadays. In the same manner that, in Ace Attorney, Larry Butz needs to tell Phoenix that no matter how many photos of handsome men he shows him, he's tried, he's just not attracted to men,
#we speak#this is only half shitpost the other half is “we think the way fandom can treat straight people like another species is bad actually”#this also goes for cis characters btw#if asking whats in your pants is bad for queer people it is Also bad for nonqueers! no one is obligated to that information!#in a world where all genders and sexualities are equal someone being straight is just as much a notable trait as them being bisexual#which should ideally be of similar note to like. any other piece of personal identity junk#labels are a mode of self definition and not like. a signal that any given thing is better#like we do very much think that acting like a character being straight is like a Terrible Thing That Mangles Them#is on the same level as like. the people who insist that tracer overwatch was Totally Ruined by being a lesbian#does who theyre attracted to really matter that much? are you really that obsessed with a characters gender?#do you really have that burning of a need to know whats in a characters pants? this mindset is bizarre to us from both sides#literally every character we've ever written could be cishet and youd never know. because it doesnt matter.#your identity is none of our business and our identity should be none of your business as well#and that fact means nothing because just as there is no fundamental difference between man and woman#there is no fundamental difference between a man who transitioned and a man who did not#we made all this shit up. we promise you it is not the end of the world if someone doesnt make sense to you. do whatever you want forever.
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the local femmes are HUNGRY today my god
#never been more tempted to post a fit check in my life i NEED you all to understand i am just in my work clothes .......#walked into this diner directly from setting up a concert covered in stage dust .. my c wrench was still tethered to my belt#looking just kinda. unkempt tbh. and mygod . i always forget we have sapphics around these parts until a woman i've never met before in my#life proceeds to only refer to me as ''beautiful'' the entire time i'm in the diner.....#I LOVE BEING A DYKE FOREVER AND EVER AND EVER !!#cricket.chatterbox
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#never thought I’d still be questioning my sexuality at almost 25 years old#I keep seeing things about how it can be hard to figure out your sexuality because we often grow up thinking male validation = good#and I’ve always said when I was younger that I wanted to marry a woman not a man#but ive had crushes on men but they never seem to last or I keep going back n forth on wether I like them or not and it just becomes this#toxic on and off kind of situation#also I only ever feel happy in a relationship with a man when they praise me or give me attention n compliments#i get the ick from men so fast and so easily but I feel like that could also be my bpd and I’m just splitting???#idk I’m attracted to men sometimes but I don’t ever see myself staying with a man forever#jas rants
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how am i supposed to explain that my love language is sending pictures of women i think are pretty and raving about them incoherently while you look at me with concern and/or disgust but then proceed to let me keep going anyways.
#i love women.#all the women.#so much.#how am i meant to explain to a man that i love him but also all the men in the world including me could disappear and i would be perfectly-#-content with watching all the pretty women be pretty and perfect and happy forever and ever.#how am i meant to explain that.#does this makes sense.#i cannot be the only one.#you have to understand how goddamn gorgeous women are.#please you have to understand.#when i say i would drop you for a woman in an instant you have to understand that i mean that with all the love i can possibly give.#i swear it's a compliment please you have to understand i don't hate you it's the opposite please i swear it makes sense.
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Whoever decided it was a good idea to bake a pie on a fucking wednesday afternoon is a goddamn clown and should be dropkicked into the sun
#🤡#it's me#god it was SO much more complicated than i thought!#i baked pie just a few weeks ago and there was no problem so i figured today would be the same but nooOoO#i can't function in a dirty kitchen so I had to do the dishes first and let my ingredients thaw as most are stuff i buy or gather on sale#and then use when i have energy or want to#but yeah i did the dishes for like an hour and a half yesterday so in my brain baking a pie would just be as easy as me going to the kitchen#and getting started! meanwhile i forgot mom cooked dinner yesterday and somehow that woman uses every goddamn pot and pan in the house when#she cooks#so i had to clean that up plus glasses and utensils and stuff we used since yesterday afternoon#anyway then i started on the actual fucking pie and i semi followed a recipe this time and it called for one and a half TEAspoons of#cinnamon but last time i baked a pie i was just going off my own brain and i used half a TABLESPOON so like. same fucking thing basically#but my brain read the recipe and was like oh that's kind of a lot. double checked yep that says tablespoons okay i mean sally hasnt led me#astray before in it goes THEN MY BRAIN READS IT RIGHT and I'm like fuck#that said 1.5 teaspoons not 1.5 tablespoons#and i had dumped it in on top of other unmixed spices so i couldnt just scoop it out#anyway i think i managed to save it maybe? drained a lot of liquid and reduced it instead and i tasted an apple and it was good though i#havent tried the reduction yet and i only added a little to the pie#AND THEN FOR SOME REASON I DECIDED TO DO A LATTICE CRUST. EVEN THOUGH I'VE ONLY EVER DONE IT ONCE BEFORE#and did i look at a guide? nope. it took forever#anyway girlie is finally in the oven and if it turns out bad I'm throwing out my oven#my post#baking#this took so much more energy than i was expecting it to#it better be fucking good!
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Pompkin moment!


I’m never trusting anyone else to take lit up pumpkin pictures for me. These are gonna bothering me until I die. Probably longer.
#pumpkin carving#pumpkin#fanart#art#siffrins!!! siffrins!!!#isat siffrin#loop isat#isat#in stars and time#noelle holiday#deltarune#deltarune soul#Ecliptica#sculptor#marble sky#bill cypher#gravity falls#gravity falls zodiac#murder drones#absolute solver#just the glyph but still#Groe caluna#my queen of whump#love it forever#got lazy and messy by her but#Maureno Badger#who even is Groe actually#Maureno only woman there ever was#I love him for ever and ever he’s done nothing wrong (lying)#artists on tumblr
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NARINES 4EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! what if there were two guys that not only hated each other viscerally on a personal level but also everything they individually stood for and they tried to kill each other and there's no universe where they both make it and they have a hundred differences and a thousand similarities and they both die for drako and this started as a joke but why does narines lowkey go hard
narines will be an absolutely banger #Problematique rarepair when you're famous
#hashtag Problematique because people who don't ship it will be unable to shut up about it being SOOO TOXICCC#just because rin attempted a bit of genocide 🙄🙄🙄#god forbid women do anything these days#people would be like “rin is literally SO toxic and the power dynamic is unhealthy and and and andand-”#like babe I promise you they would BOTH be absolutely horrible. nate would give as good as he gets. peace and love❤️#anyway no yeah I honestly love considering the wide variety in shipping culture the tbos fandom would have this would be so funny#like when I sent you that ask about “do you think drakonate+akila would be a popular ot3”#and you were just like “that would suck so fucking bad and nate would kill her”#which like. YES.#I only meant that I'm familiar with ot3 culture and the top one is always main mlm couple+ the woman at least one of them would date lmao#ANYWAY. idk where I'm going with this. yes conceptually narines kinda fucks lmao#I'd read fanfic for it I know this. I am willing to try out a lot of things when reading fanfic#and I'd see one person post about it and I'd be like???? and get curious#and then I'd stumble across a 30k one-shot that's brilliantly written and perfectly handles The Themes and The Tragedy#and it would probably be my guilty pleasure forever and ever. whoops#ask#tbos-main#hi hella!🔪
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Dad's on a hunting trip and he hasn't been home in a few days
(Re-)Watching Supernatural, and god they are babiessssss (literally, how are they younger than I am)
#and dean's so prettyyyyyyyyyy#sam is cute too but just deaaaaaaan#and babyyyyyyyyyyy#and I know I am going at it with a very wincest eye#but haaa#and I know she says 'you will be' but still#a white woman attacks unfaithful men#so who has Sam been unfaithful with#cough he's only been with Dean cough#watch me spend my night reading all of my old favs#at least half of which are by astolat because obviously#supernatural#lessa says#oh and as much as I am Wincest all the way forever and ever#I do always hope this time Jessica doesn't die#I think I read some fic once upon a time where she survived#so if anyone's got recs for that I'll gladly take them#(bonus points if they are still wincest obviously)
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all time favorite adventure time voice acting things are when finn screams out a single perfect angelic note, LSP genuine voice but she still has the gay accent, when jake laughs out a single imperfect honk like note, bubblegum princess whitegirl rage, and ummm peppermint butler
#finns va is overall just very good#was talking to my gf about how bad fionna's va is compared to finns it's just miserable#its just kind of funny how obvious the difference is in experience with their respective characters#like going from jeremy shada who's been finn practically forever#and then some random woman who has to fill those shoes and she's only there for 1% of the time shada has been there#and it's one of the lamest gender bends you've ever seen in your entire life#she's probably fine if there wasn't this massive voice acting legacy to compare her too
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manhating dyke ancestors possess me every time i hear about a man like that <- (has known and heard about men like that entire life from women in my life)
#sometimes im like maybe im not a dyke. maybe i could date men#and then men are men and its like oh yes right#i tell you my sisters and nieces and my mom and my cousins- the men they have or have had just make me not wanna try men again ever forever#like why are you SETTLING#i think the guys IN my family are alright to their partners (mostly my nephews)#but the guys marrying INTO it are usually frustratingly lame or even terrible#why are u SETTLINGGG#would i settle for less? will i settle for less?#if i dated men would i have to put up with someone who i argue with and who wont compromise?#why is it worth it? why put up with a guy whos a dumbass?#what is love to a woman that only dates men? how much does she compromise before its clear that her man doesnt know how to love?#why are you doing all the work?#why are you the smart one?#i think even worse than ending up with a dumbass guy i think im afraid that i would be like a dumbass guy#dense and obtuse to my girls feelings and wants and needs#that i wouldnt treat her right#thats why i get so annoyed at men!!!! you could have an amazing thing and you ruin it by being a stubborn shallow idiot#i know its the way theyre raised but come ONNN#ah i could rant forever#im just making myself mad#its so many things i dont get#and i cant ask my sisters or my mom cuz its rude to insult someones partner or past partners sometimes#doctalk#i know! i know! societal issue above my paygrade blah blah blah
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dude i am so fucking gay
#irl this time.#plus. with a WOMAN. what.#gay guy goes straight!!! not clickbait o.o#its still very gay since i am not out as a trans guy 6=w=9#i mean. its not definitely gay. but theres signs. clear signs that i am picking up on. i just unfortunately dont know how to fucking respon#tbf before anything im aroace. fun.#H E L P.#yes this is the same coworker ive mentioned before. =w=b#anyway i maybe wont see her for half a year. or ever. yay :/#my mind is screaming. what can i do.#IF ONLY. IF ONLY.#i had such a good idea to do an approach but.... :( thing happened.#MAN.#top 3 relationships i will have in my mind forever.#sillyposting
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hey hey hey
is it bad to plan to ruin someone's career if they objectively and obviously suck at their job (repeatedly proven) (very real)
#ok time to rant in the tags#this woman should not work with children ever#like we banded together to get her fired a few years ago but somehow she keeps finding new jobs?????#apparently someone called and threatened to march into the school with a weapon#to be clear it was explicitly to get her#which i think is a pretty convincing argument to keep her out of schools#(i only learned of this after the fact which!!! i'd very much like to be informed about such things)#she is legit haunting our narrative (she keeps coming up fr) and we are planning to exorcise her#i can't do much but a friend of mine has plans and i in turn plan to support her#she is also suchhhhh a bitch (i'm so sorry i'm not normally like this)#she manipulated me into doing sm shit for her#oh my god i seriously have nothing good to say about her#get her away from children asap and forever
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i honestly don't think i'm even going to get to the game itself today, i'm just gonna sit here and make all my toys. i'm not exactly nuts about the face morph thing but i'll cope i guess
#susie plays dragon age: the veilguard#andrea 'rook' thorne#now one might say 'susie you have just made a boring white woman' and to that i say well. yes. write what you know.#(there will be more boring white women incoming)#but oh miss andy you will forever be famous to me even if you only really live in the dms of people i don't even talk to any more...#i was planning on making her my inq when i got around to dai but what if i just made her my rook...#i think this might be the closest i've ever gotten in any character creator to the image i have of her in my head actually
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vent post. There are two stories i was told in my teenage years that even before i had a real concept of trans issues made me uninterested in discussing the supposed sacredness and safety of separated sex-based spaces.
First, when i was like 13 or 14 my PE teacher told us about a time she went to a women's public restroom, some guy was hanging out outside the bathrooms, she didn't think anything of it, went to the bathroom, and he walked in after her and like, creeped on her over the top of the stall. She was ok, she wasn't telling us this to scare us, just telling us what to do in situations like that (and iirc she was telling the whole co-ed class this, not just girls, bc it's useful for everyone), but this taught me immediately and forever that there's nothing actually keeping these spaces separate really, that anyone can be a creep in any space, and that establishing a space like that as for women only isn't actually particularly useful for safety.
Second, when i was 16 i was at an anime convention, a friendly acquaintance of mine and i ended up in conversation outside, and he showed me his bare wrist and told me he'd been kicked out. A female friend of his had stepped in dog poop outside, and between that and the stress of the convention she'd had a bit of an emotional breakdown, so being her friend, he started comforting her and ushered her into the women's restroom so they could wash the poop off her shoe together. And because he was a man who went into the women's bathroom, he got kicked out, no matter that he was doing something that was actually beneficial to a woman. Punishing a woman's friend for supporting her was supposed to... protect her somehow? This made it clear to me that a no-exceptions rule separating the sexes like that wasn't actually inherently good for everyone.
And this isn't even getting into me as a child needing to accompany my younger sister to the restroom when we were out with just my dad because she had certain support needs past the age he felt comfortable bringing her into the men's room with him. And what if I'd been born a boy, or she'd been the first born? Who's helping her then?
And of course even putting all this aside, we should always prioritize compassion and support anyway. But i never even needed to meet a trans person to know that "keeping men out of women's bathrooms" is silly nonsense. But trans people also need to pee anyway and as humans they have that right, so leave them the fuck alone. your precious women's restroom is just a fucking room with a door, holy shit give it a fucking rest, if someone is attacking you in the bathroom that's bad and if someone is in there to pee that's good and it doesn't fucking matter what their junk is or was when they were born.
a woman could have done the exact same thing to my PE teacher and it would have also been bad no matter how "supposed" to be in the restroom she was, and no one should ever be punished for helping a crying friend wash their shoe.
Anyway i know I'm speaking to like-minded folks here, i just think about those two stories literally every time bathroom gender shit comes up and it pisses me off.
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