doctorjohcoy

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yo..... it's cookie time

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what is like… the most on brand, stereotypical zodiac sign trait is true for you?

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“Cher stole some of my stuff—I came first and she came after. But I thought it was the greatest compliment ever, so I wasn’t mad; I was quite pleased.” -Amii Stewart

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Being autistic is like screaming through a megaphone “please don’t overwork me, i WILL explode” and everyone responds like haha well. You’ll get used to it over time :)

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okay the non-american burger absolutism seems to be "on a burger bun = burger" so i have to ask the australians out there: does that mean a yumbo is a burger

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It would be great if the "lesbians are valid for not wanting men" posts ever took off as much as the "lesbians can fuck men!!!! Lesbians should give men a chance!!!" posts. Wonder why that doesn't happen

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nonblacks if its not about reparations or revolution go head and sit this one out fa me

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for the record if you're ever in a position of being in the right versus another person, whether intellectually or morally and even in the person is mentally ill or a child or some other mitigating factor is involved, you always always always have to be as cruel as possible about it, you have to publicly humiliate them and and lord over them for as long as possible. if you extend them any grace the merit of being correct won't be credited to you and you'll be reborn in a lower realm

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20something quirky white girls meeting a black girl for the first time in their lives and suddenly saying “miss girl” all the time are the reason I will never reconsider the race war

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When folks tell you that socialism is a white ideology, show them this thread. (x)

my twitter

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"Male impersonators. Chris Wonnderful, runner up. Tony Soratti the "King". Terry (the) Fox chosen "Mr Personality"- Jet Magazine (16 Nov 1967)

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It’s crazy how much patriarchy is winning it’s even got the transgenders on board

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the wheel trend is so much better than the uquiz one. no more favourite lyrics from songs that tell you a little too much about how spotify-poisoned op is. you click the button and now you're assigned water deer. just like in real life.

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the way the ipad has undone literal decades of tech literacy is actually unforgiveable

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losing it bc Saga went to get us lunch and tried to type “you got sprite, boss” and sent this instead. you got a spore. Bitch