#the only one you COULD sub on?
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not sugarcoating anything are we 😭
#i mean not wrong ig he was a flop but idk it was funny to read#footie.txt#peter marinello#i think he had 1 start and 2 sub appearances in 70-71#i will say i'm not ENTIRELY certain of how the whole substitution thing worked in the 70s#i know there was only one#but like??? were they the only one on the bench?#the only one you COULD sub on?#so say if you decided you weren't going to idk take off kennedy for kelly#would you have to just sub...idk mclintock for kelly??? and then move people around on the pitch? (i feel like i've read of this happening?#or could you be like oh there's roberts lemme put him in for mclintock#because there def has been at least one instance i've read where the sub has been someone who wasn't listed in the matchday program#so maybe that implies more flexibility??? idk.#if anyone knows the answer lmk i'll probably go figure it out myself rn#oh right i was going to say i also thoguht part of the reason marinello fell out of the team was because of problems with alcohol
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spanish dub this, french dub that
why is no one talking about the fact that in polish dub Wade on their first meeting straight up asks him out for a date?
#i dont remember if it happens anywhere in og but im pretty sure it doesnt#his exact words could be translated to “hey sweetheart I'm inviting you on a date. and I mean right now”#he also instead “common in wolverines after 40” says “its common during menopause” not even half minute later#i dont have acces to the full thing rn but when i do ill watch it if only to catch all things theyve added#deadpool and wolverine#poolverine#deadpool#wolverine#deadpool & wolverine#wade wilson#logan howlett#deadclaws#edit: im gonna be honest i didnt wanna watch the dub cause they changed wades va and quips from one trailer i watched were awfuly executed#but somone generously gave me a link to the og film with subs based on dub so i wont have to go trough it fully!#it may take away from some nuances like tone of voice or intonation but if i do watch the full dub then ill just add them
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you can’t knowingly fuck a criminal and then turn around and get mad at them for doing something unethical, dubiously moral or illegal that directly involves you. what about this man made you think he follows the laws, is ethical or even moral? you knew damn well that he killed people for a living. how are you going to date someone whose probably on the FBI’s most wanted list (top 10) and then turn around and be surprised that he invaded your privacy? make it make sense. you can be mad at him all you want but shawty the man has proven time and time again who he is as a person. if this mother fucker is out here willingly killing bitches and has probably broken the geneva convention on multiple occasions what makes you think you’ll be exempt 😭? don’t be shy share with the class?
#op zosan#bungou stray dogs#soukoku#you’re entitled to your feelings and such but bffr 😭#interpol is chasing this mf and u have the audacity to be suprised that his lack of ethics affects you?#bsd#one piece sanji#one piece zoro#chuuya x dazai#bsd chuuya#dazaibsd#dazai x chuuya#this could probably apply to vigilantes#red hood#nightwing#sladedick#slade wilson#deathstroke#scaramouche#tartali#yes the chili tag refers to zhongli as the criminal 😭#zhongli#childe tartaglia ajax#yes ik the geneva convention only applies to war time#mycroft holmes#mystrade#inspector lestrade#bbc sherlock#also don’t fuck ur best friends crush#or call yourself a good dom if u don’t how to manage time well enough to give ur sub the aftercare they need
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i cant explain it but daigo being subtitled to just be like 'you're making me look like i have no balls' feels so illegal and wrong. hilarious but something's off
#snap chats#WAIT I HAVE TO INTERRUPT THIS POST WITH THE FUNNIEST SHIT#SO I WAS GETTING FOOD FROM MY SCHOOL'S DINING HALL AND YOU CAN WRITE DOWN WHAT YOU WANT ON A SHEET YEAH#AND I SAID I WANTED A SAMMY AND FRIES OK BUT WHEN I GET MY PLATE ITS JUST FRIES#AND YK W/E OK I'LL JUST EAT THAT BUT THEN. WHILE IM LIKE. GETTING PIZZA TO SUB IT YEAH#I HEAR THE COOKS BE LIKE 'yoo why do we just have a sandwich here' AND THE BIN IT#AND I WAS LIKE 'was that a chicken sandwich cause uhhh <:)' AND THE WOMAN WAS JUST ':OOO IM SO SORRY'#LIKE DAWG /IM/ SRRY I FEEL BADLKAJLJ but yeah. they were nice enough to make me another one 😭#ok. back on topic with this fuckin post SORRY. i just have all these potatoes and a pizza to eat with this sadnwich now#i didnt eat breakfast or lunch so its ok. moving on#watch me explain it lol. i think its just cause its hard fr me to imagine daigo even saying balls like that. in jp or english#like he just doesnt have the Oomph to do it like the kansai bitches#see this how i know jo from kansai.... that easy as balls to imagine...#LIKEIM TELLING YOU THE ONLY PEOPLE WHO CAN SAY BALLS AND MEAN IT ARE KANSAI/EAST COAST BITCHES#in regards to eng its the accent... you just put a heavy mphasis on the b yk... any east coast bitches know what im talkin bout#or am i insane.it could be both idk#its cause in context he looks so meek like no !!!!! you dont be shy about balls talk !!!!!!!#I JUST IMAGINE HIM SAYING IT SO POLITE LIKE NO !!!! YOU HAVE TO SAY IT WITH FEELING. WITH YOUR BALLS#anyway daigo bb ily and i care for you but youre not hard enough to say balls#which is the most insaane thing i could say considering Daigo And His History but yk... im right...
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really thinking about setting up like a fic directory on here where you could like pick a kink and it'd show you everything i've written with that kink. Other filters too like pairing and genre (smut/angst/fluff) and that sort of thing.
I've seen others have similar pages for fic recs and I thot it might be good to have here too because sometimes I feel like the masterlist I've currently got is a little annoying to navigate if you don't know the fic names and also I'm bad at updating it lmao.
Is that something anyone would use? Are there any specific filters you'd like to see? I'd love to know what you guys think!
#ngl i have started building a page#i found a good base code that I can create my own filters on and stuff#i'm just trying to work out the best way to do it#and i worry just saying one filter is for 'kinks' could make for a very long and annoying list to scroll through#so im considering breaking it up into things like types of sex (anal/oral/p in v/etc) and then also one for if you want dom or sub reader#maybe something for 'relationship'? so you could look at only boyfriend fics but also like sugar daddy/mommy fics?#location? eg floor sex/car sex/shower sex/etc#idk i have a very long list of kinks that i have written at least once and im trying to find the best ways to categorise them further#if you have any ideas reply to this post or send an ask
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Oh the urge to make a danganronpa au with the life series cast.
I have ideas but I need to wait until there’s a winner so I can have the 6 survivors and debate on who’s the protagonist, probably the 6th winner tbh. And so I know if there’s more new players or not.
Anyway I already have an idea for two murders, chapter 1 killer I know who and who possibly died (although the victim might be too obvious) and I know who’ll be the chapter 3 killer but I don’t think people will like the characterisation I have…
Yet again I need the series to finish before I make my decision lmao.
#grim talks#trafficblr#so the survivors I’m thinking of is the winners of each life season with the sixth survivor being the next winner#unless Cleo wins this season she won’t be in the survivors group as I don’t count real life to be canon#she can live until chapter 5#for the traitor I don’t know who to pick yet#I know most people will go with BigB because of him being secretive but I don’t feel comfortable giving the only poc a role that makes the-#-other players scared or hate I don’t feel comfortable doing that#I’m thinking Grian could work as he created the life series and it would be too obvious for him to be the mastermind#if not the sub in guys could work as a traitor#if you made it this far I will tell you two trial ideas#mumbo kills jimmy because Jimmy always dies first and I want to use mumbo’s “I’m not the boogeyman but I’m the BOOGEYMAN”#and frail around like a wet cat#the chapter 3 one I want Gem to kill bdubs and someone else and taunt to etho about killing bdubs#:3#hence the mischaracteristion fear
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I just had the horrible thought that I need to fall in love because having devastating crushes on beautiful, competent, authoritative women that I desperately want to please is exhausting and I need it to stop
#this one is straight so there's no room for delusion which is good#but my burning need to be her most favorite is eating me from the inside#it IS making me better at my job though#.......i mean i think so but what the fuck do i know#on friday night amongst the grueling psychosexual chaos that ensued a very smart guy that I LOVE said to me#i have no doubts you're gonna be a great psychiatrist actually#i traded a month with him to have another month with her#he's a phenomenologist she's a psychodynamic....ist? rival theories#I don't like most of psychodynamic theory.......so far#but i love the way she works and i can see how well it fits with her manymanyMANY patients and goddamnit i love personality dosorders#so i made the choice to go with her yes and im very torn casue i LOVE that guy and i wish i could become his friend like my bff from my year#also.......kind of dumb of me since I'd only soend two days a week woth her and the other three with very scary ladies#but I've been in scarier situation i can manage#and god when she praises me (silently obv she's only been forward about my merit ONCE and i almost pissed myself like an overexcited dog)#the endorphin rush is........man#but yes i need to work on this.......idk how to define it. closest i can get to explaining it is professional sub space#with strong aspects of praise kink#pathetic is what it is really#but hey if it makes me study harder who fucking cares right#I'm gonna be the smartest most intuitive fucking bitch amongst my peers so if I can't have her (them) carnally then goddamnit#I'LL HAVE THEIR PRAISE AND RESPECT AND ADMIRATION AT LEAST#........I'll be normal again in a week or two i just need to get over these next couple of days of....idk. inflammation i guess#yeah it's just like an infected wound right now#angry red throbbing hot pain#i know the drill it'll be better in a couple of days you just need to not freak out and let it do its thing#it's nice to be mature-r about emotional impulsivity and the shame that comes after an episode of deregulation#it really doesn't have to be a big deal even while it still feels like it#it still hurts but it's like......hour three of a tattoo. it's a bitch but you know it's gonna be over eventually and wriggling won't work#the only thing left to do is enjoying it all while it's happening or trying to#I don't think I'm doing a great job but what're you gonna do right
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it's very interesting to see what numbers players are allergic to
#are they not allowed to wear 69?#is it banned?#is it league retired like 99?#only one person wears 85#but you could make entire teams out of some of the sub 30 numbers#jayposting#nhl
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how to make business plans: spend 2 weeks looking for a website to make a visual plan guide that you can collaborate with business partners, but you end up nowhere because all of them require paid subscriptions to do more than a few basic things. except you don't want to pay for these because you don't have a business yet and therefore no money!!!! but you need more than basic features (basically you can only put 50-100 items on your board with free account and i will definitely need more)
#WHY DOES EVERYTHING ON THE INTERNET HAVE TO BE SUBSCRIPTION NOW#i miss the days where you could use a website and all the features for FREE.#or at best only have one-time fee or subs for advanced stuff only profitable big businesses need and can also afford#the average person is starting to get locked out of the internet. we already pay for the internet itself. everything is too expensive#i need to make my own business so i can afford to live but everything to mae a business costs too much!!!!!!!#im too autistic for this shit. “this shit” being “a profitable member of society”#i cant get a big cool job to make a ton of money and then afford to easily become a millionaire#i bet most millionaires and all billionairs didnt work a day in their life to afford to start their businesses#and if they say they did they lie#lee rambles#i found a free unlimited one but you have to download the program and save everything locally#so it doesn't look like you cam collab with other people which defeats the purpose of what im trying to do 😭#i wanted to use milanote or whatever its called because i liked how you can link separate pages to keep things clear/uncluttered#but i dont want to pay $12 a month i think it was? to put more than 100 items on the boards. that goes so fast#but i might have to use it and just cram things together in a messy fashion to not hit that limit......#you can double the amount by referring people to make an account but still. i hate bekng limited#and being forced to pay to not have limits!!!! let me be free and only pay for advanced stuff i can live without for fuck sake#i dont know what im doing. but im making an attempt to business or something
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Just randomly remembered an incident in 5th grade where a sub mentioned she'd spent her summer in, like, the Caribbean. Somewhere that was extremely exotic to 10-year-olds. And I was like "oooh, jealous!" because... that's not the Best way to interact with a stranger but it one I'd seen modeled. Like that's a common response to someone talking about a cool vacation. Also, again, 10,
And she SNAPPED at me that no! she worked hard! to earn that vacation!!!11!!!
I would love to hear her side of that. Like... was there some serious personal life stuff that made her overreact? Did she really hate substitute teaching and was already in a bad mood? What was her logic behind yelling at ten-year-old me
Because I stand by my logic from then, once I'd calmed down enough to think about it- it doesn't matter if she worked hard for her vacation. I was ten. I could be the hardest-working ten-year-old on Earth, and it is still quite unlikely that a vacation would manifest itself. A vacation you bled to earn and a vacation handed to you on a silver platter are both equally unobtainable to a child who cannot buy plane tickets.
Like I get being annoyed if a peer said what I said, I acknowledge that that's a response you save for friends, not strangers... But I've done stuff teaching summer art classes for a few days, and while that's obviously a big leap from regular school subbing* not once was I tempted to raise my voice in anger. What is the end goal of yelling at a child, exactly? What was going on in her life that led her to that?
*(in some ways harder, since I was the one lesson planning and there were Many things that could go wrong and result in stains/injuries if my gang of 4-15 year old kids was supervised too lightly, but easier because literally every kid I've ever met would rather play with rhinestones than learn math and even the kids who were obnoxious I had to deal with for One week)
#rambling#i just. really wish i could get a play by play of the other side of stuff like this#it's very unlikely that this woman on her best day was still pro-yelling-at-children-like-that#like... did i perceive her as being angrier than she felt her reaction was? was it anger she felt bad about once she'd gotten home?#yes some of this type of thing it's a desire to pull gotchas bc stuff i got in trouble for was def related to the brain ghosts#but usually it's stuff where i didn't have an explanation then and don't now#but would still love to know. like i don't even have a bad faith one here#she did not give the impression she didnt want to be there the way other substitute teachers do. like you can Tell#i mean the real conclusion is that subs are extremely fraught for like. obvious reasons#unless they arent in which case i can only assume this school district and especially that elementary school are cursed#ink post
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imagine if all anime fansubs were like this
#context: there's an anime called the adventures of the little koala that used to air on nick jr in the 90s#and nearly all the episodes of the english dub is available to watch besides from 2 and this is one of them#this is the arabic dub and it's the only way to watch the missing episodes (if anyone is wondering about the japanese dub it's sadly lost)#anyway this is the only english subtitles and yes it's like that for the entire video#pretty funny but at the same time frustrating because could had just left it unsubbed if you genuinely can't bother to translate it#they did that with the other missing episode so why do this?#idk as someone who has a small bit of experience of subbing anime episodes and songs before#the process of translating making a transcript and adding subtitles is pretty tedious but it's still worth it#and if there's something that i couldn't translate but still wanna upload it i just leave it be mainly for archival sakes#short conclusion: if can't translate don't bother putting up shit subtitles like this
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*pointing at people who ship bi-han x kuai liang* see kids? this is why you never put siblings as active characters!!
#tox talks#god i hate people so much sometimes#like you cannot have a franchise with at least two named siblings without fandom being weird about it#do you guys like???? not have siblings???? wtf#things were somewhat fine before mk1 because bi-han was never such an important character#not only that#new fans now state that sub-zero and scorpion were always brothers and get confused whenever kuai liang x hanzo show up!#for old fans it's not that difficult to identify one another - for new fans? HELL NO#i get why nsr gone this way but it only caused more sub-zero and scorpion confusion when we all thought it couldn't get worse#i honestly think sub-zero and scorpion could just work as nameless jobbers like it was in the old movie at this point#mortal kombat#mk#sub zero#scorpion#tw inc*st#bi han#kuai liang
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thasmin au where the doctor is a ghost and yaz kills herself at the end so she can stay being with her
#i dont do aus but i was watching dead boy detectives im on ep7 in that meetcute flashabck or whatevs#and charles was walking toward that window all dreamylike#and i was like oh imagine#and then i was like i could make that abt blorbos from my show#i think it fits their themes#anyway some things really dont translate well do they?#been watching in french this show reallyyy does not translate well#really makes you realise like all the particular englishlanguage quirkiness thats in there#like sometimes i can tell what the original joke or line was#but other times i can only tell there WAS one and it just does not translate At All#and then i check the subs to see what it was
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#does it make me a bad teacher if i wished that i could rearrange the schedule so the students that were easier to teach came last in the day#its just#its not that i dont want to teach these other students its just that#its really hard to try to keep their fragile confidence from shattering while also having to tell them what theyre doing wrong#and often its the same thing over and over#so i have to figure out twenty different ways to say please for the love of god child open your mouth when you sing#i just want to do those first when im still like happy and energetic and not waiting for the day to be over#theyre not even really my students#im just subbing for the voice teacher whos on maternity leave#so theres the added stress of like#all the ones that struggle more are the ones who also dont already know me#its hard when one of your biggest issues is confidence and suddenly you have to sing in front of this brand new person whos going to judge u#i love teaching voice i wish i could do it more if only i wasnt so busy doing other things usually#but i do not enjoy subbing
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I'm sure it seems like a reasonable thing to do in the heat of the moment, contemplating PTO and having to close early at the last minute and whether u can get someone in to cover so you don't have to close but that would make it even more last minute and whatever tf else bosses be thinking... but
It should be so fuckingggg illegal to have a worker come to you in so much pain that she's willing to lose pay that she desperately needs to support her 2 kids and disabled fiance and say she needs to leave early, and to just say. No. You can't leave. And she can't! She would be leaving people dangerously un-cared-for if she left without permission! And also breaking the law!
#this post brought to you by my suppressed rage on behalf of my coteacher who has asthma and chronic back pain whos dr just had her start#a bunch of new meds and the asthma ones are working but the pain ones are fucking not!#and how that gave me flashbacks to the one time i was in charge of a coteachers coverage and she was so scared to ask off for migraines!#babe you do not need to spend 4 hrs in the sun witb a migraine! i will not let it happen!#cause guess what? we had as many subs to call as we POSSIBLY could#and there was only ONE time we had to close for teacehrs being sick#anyway im just fucking pissed#also they told her if she runs out of PTO they will also take away her benefits and that makes me want to FIGHT#give C a FUCKING BREAK YALL
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could the vincenzo translators be so kind as to translate the fucking italian i dont speak that either
#jordan talks#he just said che cazzo a bunch and they didnt subtitle it#i had to fuckin google que cazzo because i only know spanish and vaguely how italian words are spelled#hes just saying what the fuck but you really could have. given me a hint. a crumb.#i want to know wtf hes swearing about in italian idk man.#one time i had to switch to a spanish sub for a second because they dont subtitle english but this girl was very not good at it#and i wanted to know what she said. but it was u intelligible in english. so i had to use the spanish translation#anyways they should just have subs for every language like whatever language its the sub for. translate it for them#or at LEAST transcribe it for them. even if its their language sometimes ppl have heavy accents#do i have to get my fucking grandpa to translate it for me ………
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