#the nerve!

[the-herdier]

Random thought: Sarek and Amanda being the most annoying kind of couple by Vulcan standards

[swellowmypride]

@prof-snakewood Do NOT ever ask again if my Mudkip is for sale. Björn is not and never will be up for barter!

I will be finding and contacting whatever supervisors you have about this inappropriate comment— and your continued attempts to convince me via direct messages!

[lady-lord-cornbury]

Whoever spray painted "Cuntbury x_x" on the north side of the manor wall should be taken to the stocks!

Time to use tax dollars to paint this place, I guess.

[fake-married-my-dead-fiance]

AHHHHHHH!!!!

And then she smacks him away! (Pretty sure she could die for that by the way)

And then he's like

He's very sad about it. And then he says he likes "him". I really really need to know if he realizes that she's a woman.

Preview cuts to immediate rumours that the king is gay...

[placetneplacet]

This man is beloved by his employees and has their unending loyalty…

This man creates a toxic work environment…

I refuse to take a single person in the Step by Step universe seriously…

[ablumes]

???? none of them, not even keena, were part of the one version that went viral

[walkingstackofbooks]

My DS9 brain is amused - I've had as student loan deduction from my payslip this week, and the code for it is SLOAN 😅 Congratulations, Sloan, on that £1 you made from me today...

(I have variable earnings week-on-week, and our student loan system means that it's more like a tax - you only pay back if you're earning over £27,000 a year.

This week, I got paid an extra day with my earnings that they'd overlooked last week, meaning if you calculated my yearly earnings just from this week, it seems as though I earn enough (hah!).

Meaning that I have paid the grand total of one (1) whole pound sterling of my student debt this week XD That was worth it.)

[showfallmediamaintenance]

Another lie! What else did you do?

Absolutely nothing. I don't even know why you would think that!

[samayla]

Argh migraine and I just want it to stop. I want to listen to my book and clean my craft room and make gnocchi and ugh my head hurts

[james-p-sullivan]

the older i get and the closer i am to reaching 30, the more the people around me try to deny me my age. it’s a constant ‘oh you’re just turning 29 again teehee 🤭’ or ‘dont tell your SO that, he’ll leave you for a younger model 😉’ and i just???? hate it?????????

i spent my entire teenaged years fighting for my life. i crawled through the deepest pits of my depression to cling to the promise of a life beyond that pain. i was so convinced that i was going to die young, that i would never see the grace of my age starting with a 2, let alone 3.

so im going to turn 30, and there’s not a damn thing anyone can do to stop me from loving it.

[as-i-watch]

Chilchuck is definitely the kind of dad that scared his kids with the boogie man, he has that kind of humor

and probably ended up having them sleep on his bed bc he scared them too much too

[canisalbus]

✦ Bread ✦

[rachelfc-art]

Princess in Shining Armor

[nubs-mbee]

The people against bows becoming a trendy fashion accessory has annoyed me sooo much lately. Saw a tiktok that was like “if you get uncomfortable with us saying wearing bows infantilizes women and supports the patriarchy, it just means you’re uncomfortable with us pointing out you’ve been engaging in a harmful trend/behavior 😌” aaaaaAAAAAAH people online are allergic to nuance

[corrodedbisexual]

Once more for those in the back.

[dingledraw]

Well, that went down like a lead balloon.