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Maple, I don’t think this is helping your case as much as you think it is…

You are the world's worst liar.

im the worlds best liar fuck you.

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Grudge

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Best part of owning a Mudkip is watching them dig through their little enrichment mudbox and get excited when they find a fun treat… Yes you are such a little explorer!! Your excavation skills unmatched!

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And how pervious to damage would you say the security in your secret base is? On a scale of one to ten.

I SAW YOUR SPY TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!

that, my friend, is a Pidove... not a spy!

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While I question Pidove’s moral fibre, I highly doubt they are all Plasma spies

I SAW YOUR SPY TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!

that, my friend, is a Pidove... not a spy!

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............. So, I thought that "fuzzy pickles" was just a normal Galarian phrase, even if only Unovan, for fucking ages now, and I just learnt it was an EarthBound thing instead!!!!!!!!!!! Next thing you know, Mr Saturns are not actually found in the Dreamyard, ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I think its weird how everyone on this website has some kind of weird symbolic or prophetic dreams that have complex roots in their trauma or whatever.

I had a dream last night I was back at the elite 4 but I didn't bring any pokemon so I had to go out and battle and they killed me.

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Ohh how cute!

I know here in Hoenn we do have Magneton, and their components are commonly all named the same…

Do you think people who own Failinks (fallinks? Fallinx? They’re the fighting types who form a line.) Have to name every individual body or… Do you simply choose one name for the whole platoon…

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No, no it’s fine! ‘Low key fuck with’ the amulet! But thank you for asking 🙏💚

does anyone else kinda lowkey fuck with the cursed amulet

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Do you think people who own Failinks (fallinks? Fallinx? They’re the fighting types who form a line.) Have to name every individual body or… Do you simply choose one name for the whole platoon…

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Meowth

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does anyone else kinda lowkey fuck with the cursed amulet

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does anyone else kinda lowkey fuck with the cursed amulet

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does anyone else kinda lowkey fuck with the cursed amulet

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does anyone else kinda lowkey fuck with the cursed amulet

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porygon > rotom

sorry not sorry

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when i tell my goldeen to use water pulse because of the 20% chance it has to confuse my opponent