#the muppets cast

[mab1905]

Jopson is the one human.

[auroraborus]

Wait hang on the ONLY way to remake DS9 is to do a Muppet remake.

The cast is already muppetey but the ability to do cut away gags is what sells it to me.

Benjamin Sisko would be a real human

[ratsarecute4]

If Nerdy Prudes Must Die got a muppet adaption I think Max should be the only human because it would be so funny to see a guy enact terrible violence on a bunch of puppets like the level of cartoon violence you could get to would be insane and also it would make Literal Monster really funny bc not only is Max acting like a monster, but beside the rest of the cast, who are all muppets, he'd kind of look like a monster as well

[grymorfinon]

I just realized something about Glass Onion and the way it’s structured, and like everything else in the movie it was told to us in the start:

(GLASS ONION SPOILERS AHEAD)

… it’s a fugue. The movie is a Fugue.

During the puzzle box sequence when the music box puzzle opens, Yo Yo Ma tells Peg that the music they’re hearing is Bach’s “Little Fugue in G Minor” he explains:

“A fugue is a beautiful musical puzzle based on just one tune. And when you layer this tune on top of itself, it starts to change and turn into a beautiful new structure.”

Right in front of our eyes, Rian Johnson just told us how the movie was going to go. It starts out with a simple tune, your classic murder mystery setup much like the Clue movie and half of the mysteries Agatha Christie was famous for writing. We meet the eccentric characters, a murder happens, everyone runs around for a while, and the detective seems ready to tell us whodunit…

And then the movie starts over again. The tune is the same, but layered on top of itself with new context and a different point of view. Every new scene from Helen or Benoit’s perspective changes our perspective on the previous half of the movie, scene by scene. This new layer of the film adds to it and forms a beautiful new structure itself.

Addendum: the opening shots of each act also parallel each other. The first half begins with the start of Bach’s Little Fugue as we are introduced to Claire at her home when her puzzle box is delivered, and then we hear the fugue again but further on in the piece when Helen delivers her box to Benoit Blanc in the second half.

UPDATE: Having seen Rian Johnson’s audio commentary of the film, he confirmed that it was intentional! VINDICATION!!!

[muppetscholar]

interview with the vampire, but the vampires are muppets

[jimhenson-themuppetmaster]

OldSchool Sesame Street

[therobotmonster]

Muppet's Jurassic Park

Grant - Kermit Ellie - Mrs. Piggy Malcom - Gonzo Tim & Lex - Scooter and Skeeter Hammond - Statler and Waldorf (one is a (first draft) clone, they do not agree on which one) Arnold - Bobo Nedry - Fozzie Dr. Wu - Dr. Benson Honeydew & Beaker Muldoon - Sam the Eagle

The T-Rex - Jeff Goldblum

He is wearing one of these:

[astronoglow]

Mr Hoopers Store

[proboblynotstriaght]

I take so many legends of avantis screenshots I figured I'd share my favorites from episode 34, or the episode where both a lot and a little happens. Screen shots and spoilers for episode 34 under the cut

Torbeks reaction to the King of Hearts

vs Kremy and Gideons (and my) reaction to the King of Hearts

The "Don't talk to my fucking Husband that way" moment, directed at spy Gricko

Poor Mace doesn't know how to Muppet, bro never had a childhood/silly

Gideon muppet just fucking screams, part 1 and 2

I... don't really have anything to add. I think there's a reason Andy and Gary keep showing up in those sponsored shorts together

and the final addition, and I quote, "Join us in Avantris and chill, where we talk about our favorite moments, theorize, and Gary Goodberry deepthroats the camera" - Andy

[ariartcor]

Hi guys

doodles by me, from a shared canvas w the bestie @dakotamediae

[sickviking-fr]

With the attention Disney is getting recently, a resurgence of posts bemoaning their live action remakes and a return of The Muppet Post, I feel the time is right to share again my idea for a Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood live action remake featuring:

Lust, played by Miss Piggy

Envy, played by Pepe the Prawn

Pride, played by Fozzie Bear

Greed, played by Rizzo the Rat

Father (and Van Hohenheim) played by Sam the Eagle

Gluttony, played by The Swedish Chef

Sloth, played by Sweetums

Wrath, aka Fuhrer King Bradley played by Liam Neeson

[spittyfishy]

I’m objectively the funniest person ever

[b1rdcatchers]

muppet Great Gatsby casting

I read this once in eighth grade forgive me

kermit could not be gatsby because i respect him too much

alternative: beeker as owl eyes because his funny noises are drunk-adjacent

^I know this is a deep dive into the archives but she is such an excellent foil I can't let it go. She isn't as conventionally attractive as daisy but her eyes hold an immense vitality

^apparently the old guys in the book are jewish my bad

continuing the proposition that beeker is owl eyes: *looks into casket* “meep meep“

[spockvarietyhour]

Babylon 5: Muppet Edition

[jimhenson-themuppetmaster]

First time they seen him

Mr. Snuffleupagus first appeared on Sesame Street in episode 0276, the third season premiere. When he first appeared, many of the adults assumed that he was Big Bird’s imaginary friend, due to a series of coincidences and near-miss encounters that continually kept Snuffleupaguses and humans apart. Big Bird would often try to find ways for Snuffy to meet the adults, but something would always cause Snuffy to leave before the humans could see him. Sometimes, all it would take for the adults to see Mr. Snuffleupagus would be to turn their heads, yet they usually wouldn’t do so until Snuffy had already gone.

Various kids could see Mr. Snuffleupagus, some Muppets saw him, and even a few celebrities (including Judy Collins, in a fantasy sequence) saw him, but the major human characters never believed his existence until episode 2096 in 1985.