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#okay we're doing this i guess#idk what exactly but it's happening#yfip: lucky: almost makes a homestuck joke in their masterpost tags in the year of our lord 2024#angst gets its own category because it's special#yayyy#i think that's everything#you'll probably have to remind me to update this#masterpost#sam you are so brilliant#the morosexual post lives on!!
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do you know that "i'm a morosexual i love idiots a guy asked me what animal the pink panther was and now i dream of kissing him under the moonlight" post?? literally living that rn
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reqs from @idanit and @beetle-goth (sorry for tags I'll untag if asked ^^;)
long rambly post ahead! Unlike what I normally post but its my account so I can do what I want lol
(This probably isn't the most historical thing I’ve ever written but! I will fix as I work on it more lol)
the implications of Bertie's bachelorhood if he were a bachelorette fascinate me endlessly
I read this post and it gave me brain worms and I've been designing an au around it ever since
In this au it's a complete genderswap with all characters, uncle Alistair (aunt Agatha) becomes more old fashioned sexist to Bertie, not thinking she can take care of herself. (sorry Agatha stans)
Which like. She can't. But it's nothing to do with her being a woman.
Bertie keeps her core character traits, but by merely being a woman living alone in 1920s London, she inherently becomes more independent and rebellious.
She's sneakier about her escapades, still stealing hats off bobby's and the like, but tries to be subtle about it. Emphasis on tries, she's still a Wooster at her core, and thus a very
big klutz.
Bertie is just completely and unapologetically her/himself regardless of gender, for better or for worse.
If humble pie is being served, she will surely go back for seconds every time.
I can picture her leaning very hard into the roaring twenties flapper persona, but still being a homebody at heart. Big of heart, dumb of ass.
The biggest issue of course is the engagements, it’s a lot harder for a woman (particularly one whose family wants her to get married) to get out of engagements. THIS is where the fun new plots come in
Obviously there’s the classic setting up her fiances with other women, so they call it off and marry their true loves. And the occasional making herself seem unsuitable to be married. (though, this would usually backfire, that would make it seem like she needed to be married more, so she had a man to take care of her and make her settle down)
Instead of focusing on making it seem she herself is un-weddable, she (and by she I mean Jeeves) concocts byzantine schemes to paint her potential suitors in the worst light possible, or to make them seem negligible so one family or the other would call it off.
I’ve been working on one such story, I haven't ironed out all the details but it ends with Gussie pushing Bertie into a lake. Of course. (I may make a comic abt it when done)
Jeeves’ character is fascinating too, I see her being the classic “quiet competent woman who gets shit done”. She would be less respected than m!jeeves, but still far more respected than the average maidservant of her time.
I can see her need for fashion clashing with the maidservant outfits of the time, part of me is tempted to keep her design the exact same and make her a big beautiful butch, but…I know that's probably not how it would go.
Jeeves would wear the classic Maidservant outfit of the time, though I can see her styling it subtly to suit her more.
Her control over Bertie’s wardrobe, while still being “God this bitch has no fashion”, also has an undercurrent of internalized sexism. She’s discomforted by the more risque (by those times) outfits Bertie enjoys wearing, like her flashy flapper dresses and the like.
Of course, she’s also uncomfortable by how attractive she finds her in said risque clothes. (drama!!)
And they end up compromising !!! and Jeeves has a lil arc in learning to accept the new fashion wave and embracing bodies and whatnot.
Their dynamic would essentially be the same, homoeroticism, Jeeves being morosexual, Bertie being endlessly impressed by her.
also because of the ridiculous british nicknames most the characters are referred to the same, they just have diff first names, here's a quick cheat sheet
(I tried to keep them similar and also extremely english)
Reginald Jeeves = Regina Jeeves
Bertam "Bertie" Wooster = Bertha "Bertie" Wooster
Reginald Jeeves = Regina Jeeves
Aunt Agatha/Dahlia = uncle Alistor/Dahl
Augustus "Gussie" Fink-Nottle = August "Gussie" Fink-Nottle
Charles "Biffy" Biffen = Charlotte "Biffy" Biffen
Marmaduke "Chuffy" Chuffnell = Marigold "Chuffy" Chuffnell
Stephanie "Stiffy" Byng = Stewart "Stiffy" Byng (the implications of a man being named Stiffy are. different but Wodehouse had to know what he was doing with that name)
Richard "Bingo" little = Richenda "Bingo" Little
and so on and so forth!
Anyway uh, this went on for a while lol
I’m working on designs for them and will gladly share if asked! But they’re nowhere near done dhjdsh thanks for coming to my ted talk.
I don't know if any of this made sense, sorry if it doesn’t.
also for a bonus here's a quick messy collage I made of f!Bertie
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Queer Madrigals
I'm about to post a couple future!fic for Encanto, so I figured I'd take a minute to talk about my headcanons when it comes to their genders/sexualities.
The Obvious: I've posted somewhat in depth about what I think Bruno and Isabela's individual deals are, so I'm not going to really talk about it here, but yeah. Using the labels I am familiar with, I assume Bruno is demi, bi, and nonbinary, and that Isabela is a lesbian who ends up marrying a trans woman.
The Married: I mean, we can sit here all day and speculate, but the only real headcanons I got are that Juli is demi and Pepa has made out with more women than Bruno.
Mirabel: I've mentioned this, but I didn't really talk about it. Due to heteronormativity I suspect it wouldn't occur to Mirabel to question her sexuality until later in life when the Pride movement starts up. I think she's bi, possibly also demi, but most definitely not very focused on her love life (another reason why she doesn't think too hard about her sexuality). She's got shit to do and if somebody wants to date her they better speak up about it because she's got too many projects going on right now to bother with mind games. Mirabel ends up with a man mostly by coincidence, I saw somebody do the numbers and its just statistically more likely that a bi person will end up with somebody of the opposite sex (the math didn't factor for gender). I try to keep all of my headcanons grounded to peoples lived experiences, and this felt historically accurate.
Luisa: I think that if Luisa were a tumblrina she would end up being CIS+, but would have to go through the journey of exploring her gender due to societal biases. In the context of 1950's Colombia, she spends her youth hearing abuelas and tias talking about how she needs to be more feminine if she wants a husband, and struggles with that for a while. Luisa sings "I glow because I know what my worth is" and that's the sort of thing somebody says when they're on the other side of some serious self doubt, so I do think she had to deal with a bit of misogyny and body image issues. The thing is, Luisa likes the way she looks, and she's proud of what a hard worker she is, but she also wears ribbons in her hair and skirts instead of pants to work in. Furthermore, I suspect every bi person in the village, male or female, has a huge fucking crush on her because if she was a modern tumblrina people would be responding to pictures of her with that "not to be a lesbian but oh my god" stuff. I headcanon her as being technically cishet, but culturally gay due to people being people about the whole Woman with Biceps thing, if that makes sense. Once she starts allowing herself some free time, she dates every bi man in the village.
Dolores: Morosexual. No offense Mariano.
Camilo: You know how gender is a product of your culture and different societies throughout history have had different ideas of how many genders there are and what it means to be a man or woman? I think being able to turn into a woman at will would have an effect on Camilo's relationship with his gender. Like, I don't know if he would be full nonbinary, because I have never met a shapeshifter and asked them how they feel about gender, but I can't imagine he sees gender as a rigid binary. Like I said, I try to stay grounded in my headcanons, and I have zero idea what the lived experience of a shapeshifter is, soooooo...?
Antonio: I have spent a long time weighing the options here, his association with animals makes me think he would be the least traditional Madrigal, so I would like to think he'd end up in the least conventional relationship. I posted a list of headcanons where I floated the idea of him being poly, but I like the idea of him being aroace better. I stand by the rest of it, though. He marries a lesbian, let's her girlfriend move in with them, and he's just kinda there. Like, the women consider themselves married to each other and he's just some guy who talks to birds. They're his best friends and thinks he's pretty great but the only time he has sex is when him and the wives want kids, and other than that he's just vibing. I arrived at this headcanon because I love the idea of him being sorta a reverse Bruno. Like, people think he has two wives so everybody assumes he's this total lady killer, they sing songs about how charming he is, rumors abound that he can make a girl swoon with a single smile, then you talk to him and he's just some guy. Occasionally, a woman will throw herself at him and he's like "No thanks" then starts having a conversation with her cat. Do you see my vision? Anyone? I don't care if nobody else thinks it's funny, because I'm giggling at my computer.
#encanto#queer Madrigals#mirabel madrigal#camilo madrigal#luisa madrigal#antonio madrigal#foggy headcanons#encanto headcanons
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I posted 1,474 times in 2022
1,291 posts created (88%)
183 posts reblogged (12%)
Blogs I reblogged the most:
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@ohmyglobwhatthefrickamievendoing
I tagged 1,407 of my posts in 2022
Only 5% of my posts had no tags
#obey me - 934 posts
#asks - 885 posts
#obey me shall we date - 850 posts
#obey me! - 819 posts
#shall we date? obey me! - 818 posts
#swd obey me - 815 posts
#obey me mammon - 354 posts
#om! mammon - 288 posts
#swd mammon - 283 posts
#shall we date mammon - 260 posts
Longest Tag: 136 characters
#amxudmfnfidlxunfk i hate that i didn't catch on that this was the anime 'sports festival arc' till you said it😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
My Top Posts in 2022:
#5
Ever stop to think about how fucking insane MC is?
Two of the brothers have admitted, to their face, to eating humans. To relishing it. They spoke about it with longing.
One of the brothers killed them, laughed over their corpse & was more than willing to kill the entire human race.
One of the brothers told them in graphic detail how he would rip out their heart.
Two of the brothers told them in graphic detail how they would rip them apart limb by limb.
Five of the brothers have nearly killed them.
One has threatened to kill them multiple times.
There is a high high chance.....................who am I kidding.....It's 100% guaranteed that all seven of the brothers have killed and eaten humans.
And MC gives 0 shits. They live with them, love them and consider them their family. I.....I don't think they'd care if the brothers were still actively killing humans. I think they'd actually pick the brothers over the lives of humans...
...They did pick the brothers over the lives of humans. Remember in S3 when a human pointed a gun at Belphie and they were able to summon fire, hot enough to melt a bullet, which then rushed towards the man? Even when Diavolo transformed to kill the man for daring to shoot Belphie, they were never concerned with Diavolo killing the man - either they agree with Diavolo and want revenge or they agree with Belphie and don't want to make more trouble for themselves.
They're also able to threaten to burn Little D No. 2 alive because he kept making too many chicken puns while in a chicken costume.
What the fuck is wrong with them?
I mean there's being chill and then there's not giving a fuck that the guy whose mouth you're sticking your tongue down regularly consumed human flesh at a point in his life
What the fuck is wrong with them?
Edit:
Lowkey devastated that people couldn't tell that as a monsterfucker & a person who is attracted to unhinged monsterfuckers this entire post was made out of a place of awe and lust
Anyway if you want a fic about this very concept, featuring unnamed gn! mc × mammon try -> Under the Gentle Rains
3,527 notes - Posted October 10, 2022
#4
Wait wait W A I T is this the first time MC gotta make out with demon form Mammon!?😳
click for better quality because the look, the raised eyebrow & the smirk deserve better quality
3,659 notes - Posted October 3, 2022
#3
I love this fucking family.
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3,837 notes - Posted November 22, 2022
#2
Some random demons: *gushing about how stoic and cool Lucifer is. how he must be a sadistic Dom. ~Daddy™~*
MC, a known eavesdropper, who lives with the guy; staring off into the distance:
4,239 notes - Posted August 7, 2022
My #1 post of 2022
Mammon's such a fascinating character because canonically:
*good at solving complex mathematical problems in his head in a matter of seconds*
*understands people, their emotions and how they'd react to specific situations and uses that knowledge to manipulate them and get what he wants (whether that's some physical object or a certain reaction from them or just for them to calm down)*
*when there's no other choice at all, he steps up and effectively takes charge*
*a good teacher and seems to have a good balanced mix between being strict, encouraging and helpful*
*whenever Lucifer wants a job done well (no matter what the job is), he relies on Mammon (and has done so since they were angels)*
*scams usually work, he just tends to get caught at the end*
*came up with a code on the spot to tell MC he missed them while also being a comprehensible message on its own, that fit with his 'tsundere' personality*
*constantly found ways to sneak into the human world from the Celestial Realm*
*has fast and spontaneous reactions during high stake situations where you need to move/react fast*
*enjoys playing chess*
*can multitask well*
*actual emotional intelligence*
*one of the first brothers (the second?) to realise there was something wrong with Simeon*
*has a variety of skills that range from making balloon animals to fitting in seamlessly in a corporate environment*
*extremely hardworking when there's a goal he genuinely wants that he's working towards*
*when giving it his all he tends to pick up new skills easily*
*by his younger brothers' own admittance, he can do anything, complete any task and he can do it well as long as he puts effort into it*
But also canonically:
*had no idea what the fuck rent was*
*a shit liar*
*said "what if I accidentally tell MC I'm in love with them" to MC*
*constantly failing all his classes*
*easily falls for traps/curses*
*emotional intelligence fizzles out when it comes to talking about his own problems/admitting anything about himself*
*bet and lost their new house*
*managed to trick himself into believing he'd get a prize if he won a competition that Diavolo explicitly said there was no prize for*
*came up with a plan to win the competition in a matter of seconds, easily and constantly changing it to better fit the situation at hand. a plan that worked extremely well. lost the competition because he couldn't be bothered to check the title of a book*
Mammon's a character who'll break down and teach you PhD level Mathematics without breaking a sweat and then ask you what kind of animal the Pink Panther is in the next sentence.
I love him. I want to study him under a microscope.
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Hi hello hope your having a good day or that it atleast gets better but ive just read all the posts on your blog about ur fic and i am so excited for the mutual thought of "wtf?? Wait.. Shit im into that" and "why tf am i fallin for this dumbass?" Between wukong and reader just them both being morosexual and simultaneously stupid at the same time it will be the sustenance for the rat that lives in my brain anyway
*scurries off into a hole in the wall*
You're so sweet, Anon. I'm having a pretty good day today but you made it even better. And I'm also very excited to write them being stupid and stupid in love too so I feel you. I live only to feed the brain rat.
*steps backwards into the basement*
#skittle answers#isekai'd to the west#journey to the west#sun wukong#journey to the west x reader#jttw#wukong#jttw x reader#monkey king
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Hello and welcome to our blog! Here's our list of people who will primarily be posting. It will be updated as alters decide to use it.
We will tag every post at the end with who posted and their pronouns. If a post is untagged, feel free to just call us The Xaocs
Felix, ask, human, host. Introject from Red vs Blue. Stoner who loves writing. Would eat an entire block of cream cheese in one go if allowed
Locus, he/it, human, co-host. Introject from Red vs Blue. Loves cooking and drawing. Married to Felix. Can't mask to save his life
David, he/him, human, co-host. Introject from Red vs Blue. Dating Felix and Locus. Just a big doofus who loves cats and swirly straws
Epsilon, she/it, AI, gatekeeper. Introject from Red vs Blue but with no pseudo memories. Lives in our head console and runs the whole fronting room. Just wants to vibe most of the time
Vessa, she/her, elf, caretaker. Introject of our DnD character, a medical wizard. A stoner and a morosexual. Loves pasta, videogames, and coffee
Frank, they/he, demon, caretaker. Refers to themself as our built in therapist. Loves to psychoanalyse people for fun. Pretty chill
Sam, she/it/xe, skeleton, sexpertise alter. Introject of Lusttale Sans, changed name. Very loud and fun. Loves partying and late nights
Peridot, she/they, fairy, sexpertise alter. Another DnD introject. Very sweet, if a little stupid sometimes. Loves chocolate, coffee, and playing cards
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I posted 109 times in 2022
That's 85 more posts than 2021!
30 posts created (28%)
79 posts reblogged (72%)
more under keep reading! Thanks to all for your support (⭒•͈ 𓎺 •͈ )
Blogs I reblogged the most:
@/still-a-morosexual-help
@/cloudstuffs
@/absolutepokemontrash
@/boozye
I tagged 105 of my posts in 2022
Only 4% of my posts had no tags
#obey me - 35 posts
#genshin impact - 29 posts
#obey me shall we date - 8 posts
#kaeya alberich - 6 posts
#honeytea - 6 posts
#cyno - 6 posts
#obey me headcanons - 5 posts
#om mammon - 5 posts
#aromantic - 5 posts
#alhaitham - 4 posts
Longest Tag: 112 characters
#you probably can't tell from what i write but kaeya's been living in my brain rent free for nearly two years now
it's over two years now. (*ノωノ) I am practically in love with him at this point lmao
My Top Posts in 2022:
#5
Tears of Themis Headcanons
Animals and pets editon
Rosa:
-likes all sorts of pets, they just don’t have one
-will go to dog parks or pet stores with Luke just to pet dogs and cats
-even finicky cats like her
-knows that Peanut is named after her (since she is Luke’s Watson)
Artem:
-his parents didn’t let him have a pet when he was younger
-he doesn’t seem much like an animal person anyway
-so he doesn’t have a pet but he’d definitely like to go to the aquarium to stare at pretty fish (please take him on an aquarium date to pet stingrays)
-moon jellies are cool too!
-jellies in general are just peaceful to look at for Artem
Vyn:
-probably likes cats
-the kind of cats that only love certain people too
-I can’t trust him because he can speak to squirrels (from his Snowy Fairy Tale SR card)
-has intense staring contests with the bunnies that dare to go near his garden
-cherishes the little toads and birds that sit on the rocks in his garden
-I can really imagine him with a pet white ferret draped across his shoulders for some reason
Luke:
-Peanut is his favorite pet of all time
-likes other small animals, especially other little birds
-maybe it’s because Peanut looks a little bit like a myna bird, but I think that he’d like to have a myna and make it repeat silly things
-had a bunch of pets growing up, maybe even a turtle
-also has a pet hamster (because he also reminds me of one)
-has the vibes of a puppy (Rosa has definitely patted his head at some point)
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39 notes - Posted January 29, 2022
#4
Lever du Jour
queerplatonic aroace Diluc and aroace gn!reader
set during the Windblume festival!
905 words, no warnings
first posted on ao3
Dawn arrived in Mondstadt, sprinkling its rays of sunlight across your face. The light basked your room with a glow, rousing you from sleep. You got up, left your comfy bed and opened the bedroom window. You looked down, eyeing the fresh windwheel asters that adorned the city bushes. Early risers strolled along the decorated streets as dandelion puffs drifted through the crisp air.
The Windblume Festival was just beginning. During this time of love and freedom, you thought of Diluc. The two of you knew that what you had was love. When he smiled, you knew that he deeply trusted you. When you held him and he leaned into you, it showed that you really cared about each other. Being with Diluc made you feel so cozy. He was like warm sunshine, the kind that makes you warm and joyful.
Neither of you had a particular name for your relationship, but that was fine. What the two of you shared was not romantic. When the two of you first acknowledged that, you were both incredibly relieved. There was just something about understanding another person in that way.
You immediately knew that you were going to give him Windblumes to show your appreciation. He had invited you to dinner together later that day, which would be the perfect time to give him a Windblume.
After finishing your work shift, you left the busy streets of Mondstadt and headed for the Whispering Woods. It was time to search for small lamp grasses within the grand forest. The shade of the towering oaks made it easy to spot the glowing, blue orbs. You picked the flowers and placed them into a woven basket. Diluc loved those blossoms and so did you. Together you shared them as a Windblume.
After gathering a good amount of small lamp grasses, you went back to the main trail. Although, there was still one thing that you wanted to do before heading to Dawn Winery. You made a detour to the statue of Barbatos located at Starfell Lake. Grand Windblume arrangements surrounded the archon’s statue. You added some blossoms to the array and bowed your head in thanks.
Then you followed the road to Dawn Winery, hoping that your flowers wouldn’t wilt along the way. It was a good time to leave. It was almost time for Diluc’s dinner. He was probably still preparing the food. You walked along the path until you made it to Diluc’s mansion. Thankfully, the small lamp grasses were still fresh. You greeted the staff at the entrance, who were rather accustomed to your visits.
“Good afternoon, Mx. (y/n),” spoke a maid. “You arrived a bit early. Master Diluc is still in the kitchen.”
You thanked the maid and the other staff before entering the mansion. It was a grand building made of dark oak. You walked through its halls until you arrived at the kitchen. Diluc had taken off his coat, his red hair in a high ponytail. He was assembling two plates of his speciality dish, Once Upon a Time in Mondstadt. You waited as he topped the steaming piles of ribs and potatoes with small lamp grass bulbs for flavor.
“Diluc,” you called softly, slightly tilting your head to the side.
He turned and faced you. “Hello, dear. I hope you don’t mind dining on the balcony today.”
You shook your head. The weather was lovely and sunny today and it would be nice to dine outside. Also, you always thought that Diluc’s hair looked beautiful in the sunlight. He burned bright like a phoenix, as if a flame had touched him.
Diluc headed out of the kitchen, where you followed him out to the mansion balcony. He set the steaming plates of food down onto the oak table. You placed the basket of Windblumes next to the table and took your seat. Diluc handed you a silver knife and fork before taking a seat across the table. You bit into the tender meat of the ribs, which blended with the melted cheese. The potatoes were just the right texture and the small lamp grasses enhanced the flavor of the dish. Diluc’s cooking was delectable as always. Then, the two of you finished your meal in silence, just enjoying the other’s company.
You waited until the two of you were done until you gave a Windblume to Diluc. He set down his utensils and watched as you picked a small lamp grass and awkwardly moved your chair so that you were next to him. You turned around and faced him, sheepishly holding the flower in your lap.
“Diluc… I’m sure you already know this...” You began, gently swirling the lamp grass between your fingers. “I really do love you. Thank you for being with me so often, now come closer.”
Diluc leaned in and you tucked strands of crimson hair behind his left ear. You tucked the glowing flower behind Diluc’s ear. He raised a gloved hand and gently held yours, a small smile on his face.
“(Y/n)...” Diluc softly whispered. “You already know that I feel the same for you, love.”
He pulled you into a sweet embrace. You wrapped your arms around him in return. The two of you stayed there, content with being so close.. Nothing could ever replace the feeling that you two felt for each other. You were each other’s fire, comforting and warm all the same.
40 notes - Posted June 20, 2022
#3
Saw that your requests were open, would love to hear your take on Julian Devorak taking care of sick reader/apprentice👀
Reader could brushing it off as just allergies or feel bad that he's insistant on helping them.
But of course take yourself and thank you if you accept this!💙
thank you so much for sending in the first request on this blog, it means a lot to me!
Julian Devorak taking care of sick reader/apprentice:
you’re getting plenty of love and care from Julian no matter how you brush it off and it’s not just because it’s his job to treat you as a doctor
he’s protective of those that he loves and that includes you too of course!
Ilya will have Mazelinka whip up some of her special soup for you
He might get Portia to cook for you too. Her cooking is really comforting as well, especially when you’re sick
if you have to stay in bed all day, he’ll tell plenty of his ridiculous stories about his adventures to keep you entertained
Mazelinka will scold him for staying so close to you if you have something contagious (he’ll say that he’ll be fine and ends up catching it too)
overall, it doesn’t matter how sick you are, he’ll make sure that you get all the treatment that you need (especially with what happened between you two in the past. he’s never leaving your side while you’re sick ever again)
43 notes - Posted July 3, 2022
#2
Languages of Teyvat: those lost to time
we know that other languages exist besides Teyvat’s global language, here’s headcanons about the ancient ones that were forgotten by most
Zhongli fondly remembers the sweet tone of Guizhong’s voice. The dialect that she spoke is now long forgotten, but the melodies of the songs that she sang still remain. Every time someone plays a familiar tune, Zhongli is brought back to the times when Guizhong would braid his hair, humming her favorite songs as she wove flowers into his dark locks.
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43 notes - Posted July 17, 2022
My #1 post of 2022
Malleus asexual king (yes, now I know that's not an ace ring but still! They always get me with the aroace flag looking bitches. ALSO HE'S A DRAGON)
86 notes - Posted January 26, 2022
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So I have recently heard of a little thing called the 'Space Opera AU'...
(au by @kingtheghast)
...and I have some thoughts.
So every great crash-heavy startup space-racing team needs a good rival, right?
Ren's first thought upon meeting them is 'dear god why are they all so hot'
Their mechanic, some green creature with four arms (two natural, two metallic), a cybernetic eye, and a knack for the electronic catches his eye first, mostly by walking straight up to their own old (Red preferred the term 'classic') junker and declaring "How in hell are you still alive?"
Their gunner made her presence known next, a little pixie spitfire of a young woman with pink hair and a blaster strapped to her back longer than a grown man's leg. She pulled the doctor away, apologizing somewhat. He got like that sometimes, couldn't help himself when he saw a nice ride, or at least one that belonged in a scrapyard. She herself was more interested in the more... explosive side of things.
Their captain, their pilot, came last, a blonde man with an easy smile, a charismatic personality, and a way of leading their oddly patchwork group of three to victory in their very first match against one another.
"What, think that just because you're cute meant we were going to go easy on you?"
So this more or less all started with the thought of 'heh what if the three people Ren's been shipped with a lot recently were his biggest rivals in Space Opera au and every race was a good bought of bisexual panic'. Also I definitely wrote all of this before most of the recent posts bu the au creator, so whoops-
Martyn's the ringleader, he's known Lizzie since they were kids in the middle of nowhere and picked Doc up after an unfortunate crash-land. His team's saved his life more times than he can count in the field, and he's done the same to them. They're like his family.
Martyn drives like a maniac, with a blaster in one hand and a coffee in the other. Man steers with his knees and speeds with his soul, even outside the race courses, but has yet to get into a single wreck (that the authorities know about).
Certified morosexual. Sees this man struggling to make eye contact with a single member of his team and decided 'yes, that's the one I want'
Lizzie's something else entirely. She's not good at leading like Martyn, and she's definitely not the one who keeps the braincell (Doc). She's got raw competitive energy that leads to stupid race-winning clutches with nothing more than a damn-good shot.
Her weapon of choice is a heavily-modified renegade high-power blaster, definitely illegal in most parts of this galaxy and the next, and pleasantly decorated with bedazzled gems and heavy pink and yellow swabs. She calls it Pixie Dust. Cute name for something packing more punch than being hit by a ground-level speeder.
Absolutely adores False, though is inexplicably creepy to most who come across her. Maybe it's the gun. It's probably the gun.
Also a morosexual.
Lizzie: I have very high standards for those I wish to date.
Joel: *almost gets himself killed by seeing if he could clean the mechanic's trash compactor while it's not powered down*
Lizzie: I want that one.
Doc's a little more of an enigma. He doesn't wear his heart on his sleeve and can't instantly charm anyone he meets, but he is smart when it comes to machines. Very smart. He built the ship their team uses from scratch, named Frankenstein, and anyone who knew the technical side of things knew that ship was a beast.
Where he came from, how he lost two of his arms and one of his eyes, how he had such meticulous knowledge of mechanics and machines, why he loved his team so much after just one crash-landing, nobody knew, but they certainly couldn't live without him.
After all, the Doctor's the one with the braincell. If Martyn wants to have a little fun rigging a betting pool in an underground race, Doc's the one who keeps him from getting killed. Lizzie wants to get her weapons packing even more of a punch? He'll be there to make sure she's at least safe about it. They need him.
So that's a cool 3/4 page of a google doc written at 11 at night on a post for you all. Hope you like it! Like I said, I wrote all this down before most of the lore had been put out, so maybe it's not quite Space Opera au, but hell, I'm a sucker for the ascetic. Thank you!
#space opera au#echo writes#ldshadowlady#rendog#renthedog#docm77#inthelittlewood#trafficblr#trafficshipping
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OC Intros
I plan on making full-on bios at some point, like one post per character, but for the time being I’ll give you these little summaries!
Argus Sullivan
Argus is a hot-headed, sadistic, misogynistic, 29-year-old warehouse worker suffering from erotomania; a delusional disorder resulting in intense obsessive tendencies and the belief that the object of his ‘affections’ feels just as strongly towards him.
He wants the ideal white-picket-fence life with a spouse, 2.5 kids, maybe a dog or two, even if that means going to extreme lengths to keep his spouse in line. His “canon” obsession is Cherie.
blueskidoo
blueskidoo is an 18-year-old Catholic school student trying to break from the influence of her overly strict parents and a self-proclaimed proud morosexual; she’s attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. Conversely, blue herself does quite well academically, even if she often slacks off.
She’s like many young adults; yearning for freedom and wanting her own independence, though her parents are more controlling than most, as they’re desperate to keep her in-line and pure.
Cherie Senft
Cherie is a 24-year-old woman working at a local, overpriced, rather pretentious coffee shop. She’s a ditzy social butterfly with a ridiculously high libido and a love of partying, raves, and all the chaos that comes with it. Despite being a young adult, she’s horrifically irresponsible and negligent.
All she wants in life is to be free from expectations; to cast off the expectations of her family, to forget her mistakes, and to just live without worry, no matter how unrealistic it might be.
Damien Fleury
Damien is a 35-year-old therapist who was assigned Argus as a client for court-ordered therapy. She’s a calm, well put-together woman who exudes confidence and competence with everything she does, rarely ever letting her guard down or allowing others to see her weaknesses.
After learning just how dangerous Argus has the potential to be, Damien has made it her goal to act as damage control; intercepting his plans or trying to redirect him onto less destructive ideas.
Finn Gianakis
Finn is an alternate version of Argus; a 29-year-old tutor battling against obsessive thoughts and violent desires. Outwardly, he seems perfectly normal: an intelligent, polite southern gentleman who’d drop anything to help his dear mother, and who’s charmingly quirky.
He hates the urges that arise around people he finds attractive; the illogical jealousy, the need to claim them, all of it.
Fuwafuwa
Fuwa (Phoebe) is a reclusive 26-year-old freelance digital artist who spends her days secluded in her small Alaskan apartment with her two cats (Archibald and Hjalmar). She’s highly anxious, cynical, and finds it difficult to open up to others in most situations.
Those who take the time to get past her hard, prickly shell will be rewarded by a soft, affectionate, loyal, and nurturing friend who’s always ready to go to bat for them.
Hà Liên Thi Phạm
Lien is a 26-year-old barista working alongside Cherie at a pretentious, overpriced coffee shop popular with upper-class teens and young adults. She’s the “mom friend” of any group she’s in: mature, nurturing, sometimes a little overbearing (though with good intentions).
She comes from a rough upbringing; abusive parents, a bullying brother, a runaway attempt that went horribly wrong, and spends every day of her life trying to distance herself from her old life.
Harrison Alexander
Harrison is a 27-year-old bartender at a ritzy casino who is constantly chasing the newest thrill, even if it ends up harming him. He’s charming and a smooth talker, but also a coward who is often self-centred and tends to run from the consequences of his actions.
After having grown up in rural Australia, Harrison is yearning for a bigger and better life, though his efforts are hampered by his impulsivity, self-destructiveness, and rampant alcoholism.
Locke Vanitas
Locke is a 32-year-old drug dealer whose decade long stint in prison only served to make him worse. He’s a sadistic, detached man with no regard for the lives of those around him, his episodes of pure, unadulterated rage being the only real match for his laziness.
The only people Locke seems to have any level of care for are his little sister and grandparents, though even they’ve come to fear him over time as his addictions change him into someone unrecognizeable.
Miele Alarie
Miele, aged 26, acts as sweet as his name implies. He’s ambitious, affectionate, and as overdramatic as you could expect a minor child star, former theater kid, and current-day stage actor to be in his day-to-day life. Beneath his saccharine façade lays something much more sinister.
He’s the third youngest of eight siblings, all involved with the performing arts in some way, shape, or form under the management of their former beauty-queen mother. His twin sister was once a package deal with him.
missLovelace
missLovelace (Cassandra) is a 26-year-old college student majoring in math and minoring in comp-sci who lives on-campus. She’s bubbly and exuberant, though allergic to any kind of direct conflict, often leaving her as the one trying to settle arguments as quickly as possible.
She’s very close to her parents and little sister, visiting them as often as she can.
Percy Thomas
Percival Thomas is a 23-year-old library assistant and devout Catholic who struggles to stand up for himself or say no, often leading to him carrying out everyone else’s errands and menial tasks. Soft-spoken, generous, and too forgiving for his own good.
He’s extremely close to his older sister, her husband, and their four children. Percy takes his position as their uncle very seriously.
POLLINICPANIC
POLLINICPANIC (Makara) is a 27-year-old finance officer who lives with their ailing parents and multiple siblings, working hard to support them. They’re very light-hearted and mischievous, taking any opportunity to play jokes on their friends, though they also have an unfortunate tendency of pushing their own limits and overworking themself.
Pollen spends their free time in their extensive, treasured garden, which they’ve put years of love and effort into.
starbunnies
starbunnies (Serena) is a 23-year-old photographer who primarily works from home so she can spend more time with her toddler daughter. She’s very soft-spoken and nurturing, skilled at navigating difficult topics and bringing a calming presence to most situations she’s involved with.
She often worries about being perceived as immature due to her love of romance and fantasy, and puts a lot of effort into making sure people take her seriously.
Yohan Chae
Yohan is a 26-year-old delinquent-turned-mechanic who, despite his mean looks, has a personality more akin to a golden retriever. He could, by some people’s interpretation, fit the dictionary definition of a simp towards just about every woman he meets.
Though he may seem a little empty-headed, Yohan is intensely dedicated to his passions, friends, and family (particularly his younger brother).
Ziggy Santana
Ziggy is a 28-year-old unemployed stoner who peaked in high-school and has only gone downhill from there. He spends most of his time getting high, gaming, and heading down to the rarely-used skate park by his parents’ house.
Though friendly and generally well-intentioned, Ziggy doesn’t seem to realize that it’s highly inappropriate to grope people (or more) in public, nor does he acknowledge how much his little sister, Joni, despises him for being the family failure.
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any headcanons for how inotanzen got together in a relationship? was it all at once or did two of them date before adding the third in? how’d they realize their feelings, etc? I’d love to hear your thoughts!
hey,, hey anon? i love u. it's like u read my mind. i legit had Just thought to myself that i wanted to talk about sweet, innocent getting together stuffs ;;
i was gonna ask modern or canon but i. don’t care rn i’m gonna do both cus i feel like it lol
tbh i’ve sort of already written this w my very first fic Home and looking back i don’t think it would go Too much diff in canon hm. LOL they’re all just such oblivious dumbasses focused on so many other things they wouldn’t really notice? until all of them were so far gone it’s painfully obvious to everyone but them? bc that’s canon in my mind. cough
and then post (non-heteronormative) canon they either have to part ways for longer than normal or one/two of them gets injured and the others go into a panic realizing they can’t live with out any of them and it’s all weepy and cute and they have to try ad figure out why it feels so much different than anyone else. i legit think it could be the same for any combo as well, like. they’re all equally as gone for each other. mutual confessions go about like,
tan: wait u guys have liked me this whole time? ino: obviously, gonpachirou! headbutts are meant for attracting mates. zen: i thought his question was the stupidest thing i’ve ever heard, but actually- that was. (good thing he’s a morosexual.)
and then it gets to be all awkward and adorable not knowing what’s changed between them, where do they go from here and by that i mean zen gets to be that way. and ino gets to be completely unbothered with just a slight increase in pda once he knows that more stuff is acceptable, while tan only wants everyone to be comfortable and happy :’) he just joins ino (however unconscious ino’s effort may be) in making sure zen knows everything is exactly the same as it’s always been, he can just like. ask for a kiss now if he wants or w/e LOL
in modern, things are both more simple and more complicated. less actual danger, but more emotional and societal worries. if we’re not going with gakuen or my modern au, i actually think it’s pretty likely tanzen don’t cross paths with ino until they’re already dating after suffering thru aforementioned “got so close everyone assumed they were dating already” and zen cried about his feelings while tan told him in the nicest way possible how dumb he was for thinking his feelings weren’t mutual. then ino causes them trouble in a similar manner to canon and zen gets to be mad he finds the annoying guy hot while tan says he’s “not that bad”
zen thinks he’ll eat his words when ino gets more vulgar and handsy with both of them to bug zen even more until he realizes tan doesn’t.. care lol bc he can tell ino is holding back (he’s seen how ruthless ino can actually be in sports/p.e., this is clearly not anything malicious) but he’s also kind of a meanie and can tell it flusters zen too, he thinks it’s cute :’)
once ino starts hanging out with them like he’d been there all along tan offers up the idea of asking him out bc he knows zen would never dream of it and can tell he’s relieved esp since they’re not really familiar with those sorts of relationships outside what they’ve heard of rumors about the schools art teacher. ino is.. ino xD and accepts like it was the most obvious thing in the world that they would like him, of course, and zen gets to once again curse his attraction to himbos.
#kny headcanons#demon slayer headcanons#inotanzen#inotan#inozen#tanzen#zentan#my hcs#anonymous#love me#this helped actually#ty ;w;
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If it's okay, Brawler for the characters thoughts bingo thing? (Maybe Hoodlum too, if that's okay, I feel like you have something funny to say about him for some reason.)
I didn't expect to get more requests for this and I appreciate those!! Also, let me tell you right away - I didn't end up clicking with a lot of what was suggested in the bingo for these characters, but that doesn't mean I don't have a lot of Thoughts about them. Or that I don't care about them. I do. A lot.
For some reason I can't post the pictures side by side so I'll write about Brawler first and post the Hoodlum bingo next.
Brawler:
• They are soooooo cool looking & wow... they are LITERALLY me! : Yes I put those two together ahdksdkk bEAR WITH ME, Brawler. Strong man. Beautiful man. Pretty palette. Strong man. Dumb man. Long hair. Sort of my type. A few of my types. If you know you know. /ij So yes, he is absolutely cool looking, I have a few screencaps of him I kept "just in case I want to draw him", and I did draw him early on (he might be the first AD character I drew? It was a screencap redraw I was pretty happy with.). As for the second part... That's uh, a joke I still remember and sometimes reference, that I made on the Reddit-Discord server at the time, lol. I kept joking that they were making a live-action Akudama Drive adaptation and that I was going to portray Brawler. The joke is that I was the token short-hair woman, so Brawler wasn't the character anyone wanted me to claim... and also that I like claiming I am EXTREMELY jacked when I'm obviously not quite there yet. (I'm getting there.) So yeah, Brawler is #goals. And no, they didn't contact me for the stage adaptation. :(
• Wasted potential This one... There's probably a lot to say that I'm not equipped to explain right now. Hell I'm still mourning his death right now!!! There is something frustrating, on its own, about his early death. There is no doubt in my mind that his arc was over by this point - he was always written to die first. And in my opinion, that's what puts a limitation on his writing as well. He was a strong personality and could have had a lot more, interesting interactions with his surroundings, but he was instead written to be sent to death early. And then... During these last couple years, I have been facing my own biases and ignorance, and have started to understand a lot more about the deeper issues within Kodaka's (among others) racist writing. Looking into what is still his biggest work to date, Danganronpa, it's easy to notice inherent biases that repeatedly come up in his writing, that appear underneath Brawler's representation as well. For this reason, my belief is that Brawler could have been given a lot more potential if it weren't for his creators' inherent racist biases. The disappointment of seeing the classic and extremely obvious trope of the one dark-skinned character dying first is the final nail in the coffin, and once again, takes away from the viewer's potential enjoyment of Brawler as a character.
• If they were real I would be afraid of them Jokes aside he could absolutely kick my ass. And I don't trust him not to.
• If they were real I would marry them & the handbag thing I think those speak for themselves.
I would say this sums up my main thoughts about Brawler. He is hot and dumb and I am a morosexual, so I definitely appreciated him. And miss him. He deserved better.
Hoodlum:
Like I said, I wasn't particularly inspired by these prompts when it comes to Hoodlum.
• Why do they look like that I mean, I HAVE to ask that, right? ヽ(*。>Д<)o゜ His hair and face are on point, but the outfit? The colours? Oh honey. And WHY IS HE RIPPED. SERIOUSLY IT DOES NOT MAKE SENSE. It's that "I look skinnier wearing clothes" joke from Angel Beats! all over again. What the hELL
• They work better as part of a dynamic I'm not the one saying that - the story is the one saying that. Doctor is the one saying that. She points it out correctly: Hoodlum needs someone to hide behind, and will use whatever means to get to that place. He will lie to someone like Brawler, he will obey to someone like Doctor. He, himself, mentions searching for someone to use early on - first Brawler, then Cutthroat, though at that point he can't help but defend Brawler, because you know, feelings. Not that he isn't efficient enough on his own. I fully see and believe that he is - but he's the one who doesn't! During the events of Akudama Drive, he was at a point where he couldn't help but be like that... and then he died, so it kinda ends there.
• wow... they are LITERALLY me! Like I said, I am a proud morosexual. (It's pride month after all! /j) I fully identify with Hoodlum's crush on Brawler. He is 100% me in that regard. Ψ( ̄∀ ̄)Ψ The colour I use for my username on the Wiki was his role colour on that one server - and I use his flair with the text "morosexual" on the Akudama Drive subreddit. (✿◕‿◕✿)
With all that being said - I love Hoodlum and I believe that he is one of the characters whose arc was the most satisfying and well-rounded, when many shortcuts were taken for other characters in the anime. He's probably one of the deaths I'm most upset about? I'm not necessarily satisfied about the fact that all the Akudama had to die, I think it was a bit... overkill... and if I had to revive someone, Hoodlum would be one of my options. [Trying my hardest not to start talking about my other option because this is not about them,] His death wasn't fully unsatisfying, it made sense, I was glad Doctor died the way she did, I was glad he stood up for Brawler, but... Did he have to die? Did we gain much from that? Like, Junior survived in the Director's Cut, so my boy Hoodlum could have survived his injuries in a similar fashion. You know. Be weak, be flawed, but keep on living. He's such a well-rounded character and right as he died, he was learning so much about himself and his way of living. I could go on lol
#you caught me off my medication so i'm not even done but i'm already tagging to say this is going to be a rambling mess#akudama drive#akudama drive brawler#akudama drive hoodlum#character opinion bingo#ask
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Fourth General Reference Post!
(sorry if I reblog, it's only to keep from losing this to the sands of time! Also anyone's free to reblog or save this as is the mode on Tumblr Dot Com. Links go to my blog because it's the best, easy way I have to make sure I don't lose posts to deletion.)
General
"Farmers in Third World Countries Live in Destitution" is propaganda framing
If you bring a book to a bar no one likes you tweet & redemption
Criticizing anon hate
Megamind Ridiculous Criticism
Please don't call my girlfriend a morosexual
I'm a stuckasaurus tiktok
The antidote to negativity
Barbie movies link
Reddit AITA Vriska Baby Name
It's me boy I'm the PS5 vine
Writing security/intelligence systems
Knitting Fandom Tech Bros
Structural violence
The moon is my mom
Memphis Citizens Flight Attendant Story
Ooh she thique
Wuickly
Thank u for ur addition
50s Nuclear Dad Pics
"you didn't need to use this many tags I'm not going to lie"
All About Image Descriptions
Chicken Nugget the Butterfly
Man Eating Rice, China 1901-1904
Every Villain is Lemons
Hop Any P@ywa11
Zelda BOTW clip
The US has a higher Gini Coefficient than Russia
Crazed Fan Art Actually Drawn By Original Artists
The "labor shortage" is bullshit w/story
Zoomers don't shave your brows
Weeb Ass Shit Scale
Sites to Make Moodboards
If you have trans kids make a safe folder
Bird wants to chew books but MUST dance
Mustelid German Grocery Store
What fetishization means
RPatz "Playing Batman Was Grueling"
A Lot of Christian Rock is Bad
Thought witch hazel wasn't real
Don't Write without engaging with the source material/genre
JK Rowling name based on your ethnicity reddit thread
Internet culture retconned their harassment
Mizaki Chan cursed post
Firemen rescuing cats
Vaping prose ancient texts
Taking down tanks in an urban setting
Fuming Mums
Why TERFs are Educating Young People & AIDs history
Top Ten Worst Anime Tiddies
Jamil on Cancel Culture Video
TikTok "I hate you"
Important post on the redfish graphic and Ukraine
Hope
Cop Crashes Dirtbike Video
The Chemical Worker's Song
David Allen (Irish Comedian) Bit About Christianity
Supernatural fans know exactly where to find gifs
San Francisco Tenant LGBT+ activist history
This Forest is Old As Balls Legolas
Cartoon Bomb Son
Skweezy Jibbs
Myam myam myam njam njam meep! (Cat video)
Magic Soup Recipe
Better New Batman Tweets
Miyazaki Ableism Zombie AI
The bigger the issue the smaller you write
Koko Foundation wouldn't hire someone deaf
Nude breasts on the TV
SO MANY drawing references
How to have a good internet experience
Personal
Kitty Loves Me but she doesn't want to deal with me
Image text gods
And then they struck me
If I die delete my howrse account
Bashes to bashes
Seabiscuit's legacy
@ healthcare receptionists (workers)
My sister's response to 'red sniper dot is my shadow'
I don't care if you only like my posts.
quit conflating criticism with oppression
If the Queen's really Dead
Howrse Bed a Unicorn
I'd survive cave of two lovers
Should I make the joke ask
J's children story
Stop softly implying anyone you don't like is a pedophile/rapist
JKR "didn't know" with her penname
Husband in the Clown Wars
Wouldst Thou Like To Live Cuntily
Hope you guys don't realize that YA novels are written by adults
Prince Zuko is disagreeable
All crashes happen within the last 8 mins of a flight
Poop Revenge Reddit
Calling all interests fandoms
Twilight Princess My Vag
Murder of Crows and so on
"Delete TikTok it Can't Get Better Than This"
Mutual love affair
Don't push people to smoke weed
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Hey hey!! I was literally thinking about how I really dislike the Mammon raised Satan headcanon last night.
Headcanons treated as canon by a fandom can be really annoying on their own, but this one super irks me because it diminishes Satan's character in favour of Mammon. Mammon who already is a favoured character in the narrative and absolutely does not need it?
And!! Satan would absolutely hate to be reduced to an object to further someone else's character. It's so disrespectful!!!
(also I don't really get the appeal of putting your fave into like a position to be a parent?? It's really weird to me djdjsgjd)
And it doesn't even fulfill the whole Mammon as a dad thing well, because Satan was messed up by his upbringing. There was that dialogue from the most recent event, I think he was saying that he wants to be useful to someone or smth like that? You want your fave to be responsible for that?? A disservice to both their characters if you ask me.
Anw anw if you're still wondering I did think your responses were coherent and also it made me realize that I missed hearing you talk about Satan skdks
- 🐝
Nonnie I’m putting my salt and vinegar under the cut lmao
“Mammon is already a favored character in the narrative and absolutely does not need it” EXACTLY!! Honestly I’m convinced that the devs refuse to make anyone nicer to Mammon because they know it gets the Mammon stans talking, but by virtue of them actually stating that he’s one of the team’s faves, and because he’s been pre-emptively chosen as MC’s sidekick, he will always get special treatment even if the writers make everyone treat him like shit. You’re forced to have him as your bestie that you canonically treat extra special (I’m not kidding, @/still-a-morosexual-help has posts on this that I can’t find because Tumblr search sucks) and I hate it honestly
But anyway yeah I don’t understand why anyone would want to have Mammon raise Satan??? Satan is like… Fucking damaged lmao why do people want Mammon to be responsible for that? Mammon might’ve held the family together while Lucifer was still picking himself up but after the pep talk he gave him as shown in The Rulebook you bet your ass Lucifer picked up the slack and went back to being everyone’s strong parental figure, even bolstered by Mammon’s talk to the point that he became the prideful prick we see.
And I’ve already gone on about how that ended up hurting Satan in the long run here so I won’t rehash that again in this post but my god. Lucifer and Satan’s relationship is something representative of all the people out there with parents who meant well but did irreversible emotional damage to their children and removing Lucifer as the main caretaker when he is exactly like the kind of person who’d end up doing that shit to their kid is so asdjkfhskdj to me. Find other ways to further your ‘Mammon is the best brother’ agenda please. Let Lucifer and Satan have this complex relationship with each other that they’re still slowly working through.
**In fact, while I’m on this and fired up, I also wanna rant about people who think Satan should be ‘over’ his hang ups with Lucifer already. It’s not that simple. This is like, partly me projecting, but that’s thousands of years of being treated like shit and having your inferiority complex furthered by the guy causing it. That’s not shit that can be solved in like, however long MC’s been in their lives, and MC’s talk-no-jutsu (if you can even equate it to that) can only do so much.
Think about it. How long does it take a human to forgive their shitty parent for all they did to them? To reconcile their anger at being treated the way they were with the fact that their parent did it because it was what they thought was the best for them? 3 years is a long time for us but it’s a blink of an eye to them demons who talk about centuries as if they were just months.
Satan’s at least willing to spend time with Lucifer for fun now. Let him take his anger out on Lucifer via pranks and curses. Those two still have a lot to deal with regarding each other and this is one of the rare times we’re the devs’ refusal to change the status quo regarding the brothers actually works.
#chat & colloquy#🐝 nonnie!!#im so dhfkjdshg ugh#im so salty about all the mammon favoritism from both the game and the fandom can you tell#its fine if you think he helped out with shit but dont tell me he straight up spent the most time raising satan instead of lucifer#mammon white knights dni
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Ask originally sent to @well-shit-im-a-morosexual-now but tumblr’s fucking up that blog so I’m gonna answer it here on my exclusively OM! blog as well:
first off: I AM SO SORRY!!!! THIS IS SUCH A LOVELY ASK AND NJKSNDIOJWINEJ FUCK I HATE THAT I MISSED IT FOR SO LONG I REALLY HOPE YOU SEE THIS REPY OHMIGOD. Due to reasons (life being a fucking mess) I haven’t been on tumblr since Feb and I really do hate that I missed this. I love long asks where I can just ramble back at ya and I really hope you see this
- The whole lesson was amazing and I’m always up for someone to rant to me! I posted all my summaries and theories of the lessons form 45 and up on @still-a-morosexual-help and reblogged them to this account as well. They’re all pretty long but full of theories if you wanna see.
- Yes! Yes! This! there’s something so bittersweet about seeing them as angels! Like I 100% believe that they fit better in the Devildom and that they are probably happier there as well but that doesn’t dismiss their lives in the Celestial Realm. They probably still have such good memories of it and just the whole thing gives me so many feelings
- Right! He does bring it up in the carnival and in S1 when they go to steal the grimoire to piss off Lucifer enough that he’ll stop brooding in his room Mammon yells at MC for spacing out too. I think there are similar incidents in some Devilgrams & events too, plus he semi-regularly calls MC “Dummy”. MC & Mammon both looked at each other and said “what a fucking idiot I love ‘em” and I think that’s beautiful.
- What I think happened is that when MC brings anime up it doesn’t exist yet and then they go back to their own time and everyone forgets they were even there though the effects of their visit linger, so Levi forgets what happens but MC telling him to check out anime & manga falls into his subconscious. And then they fall and Levi’s self esteem drops even more and then eventually anime and manga are created and Lucifer in a bid to get Levi interested in something since he’s the only one of the brothers without a hobby/hyperfocus tells him about the newest human thing: anime/manga or even gives him the first few chapters of a manga series. Lucifer doesn’t think anything will come out of it, considering Levi didn’t latch on to any of the other things Lucifer tried to introduce him to (like music, books, cars, fashion) but Lucifer giving him this kickstarts Levi’s subconsciousness and the part of MC telling him about it and he gives it an honest chance and actually gets hooked on it.
- Ooooh I never thought of how MC would have affected the angels by their visit. It could be totally possible that after their visit Michael wanted someone to keep an eye on them and he sent Simeon once the chance became available. At the end of S2 he did mention that he’s kept some tabs on MC right? I have a very vague memory of it. About the easy going thing - from what’s being mentioned I always thought Michael had a very childish personality? Like yeah he’s strict and has a very strict idea of what angels should be like but it’s all under the sweetest and friendliest of personalities. Technically an angelic parallel to Diavolo while Raphael was an angelic parallel to current Lucifer. And I’d like to think that no matter what their personality was like as long as they did their job well and acted like a good angel Simeon would have kept his position. Also Simeon’s also being shown to be scary and strict when he gets serious/pissed off (like during the play in S2 and when he was trying to get MC & Mammon to help out at the Angel’s Halo in S3) But at the same time Lucifer later mentions that Simeon was the only relatively normal one from the Seraphim so it makes sense once his closest friend had fled the other two would have been able to outvote him
- I’m really sorry I didn’t upload my summaries and theories for the other lessons during the last few months but like I said before yesterday I uploaded all my detailed summaries and theories till Lesson 54, and the rest I’ll upload in a couple days. I really hope you see this so that we could talk about them.
I hope you have a great day/night too!
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what your favourite Haikyuu!! ship says about you:
as inspired by Eldena Doubleca5st’s hilarious video series, go check them out!
Kagehina: rivals to lovers you ask, why not rivals AND lovers?
Daisuga: your ideal ship dynamic is team mom / team dad
Asanoya: your ideal ship dynamic is best summarised by the ‘excuse me he asked for no pickles’ meme
Tsukkiyama: you love snarky assholes with a soft spot for One Specific Person
Ennotana: you just want good things for Ennoshita, and really, who wouldn't?
Kiyotana: either you just want good things for Tanaka OR you’re a firm supporter of Men! 👏 Getting! 👏 Pegged! 👏
Kiyoyachi: you’re not mad, per se, about kiyotana being canon, you just think kiyoyachi had way more chemistry
Kinonari: you love characters who are in desperate need of more screentime
Kinonoya: the Inarizaki match means everything to you
Tsukihina: you love opposites attract with a side of heavy symbolism
Tananoya: your ideal date involves kissing the homies goodnight
Yamayachi: nothing says ‘date night’ like you both having an anxiety attack over ordering take-out
Daiyui: you are heterosexual
Hinayachi: Y’know what? Yachi was right, that scene where she and Hinata ran to the train station together was like a shoujo manga
Ukatake: I’m not sure if you wanna fuck dads, but you definitely wanna fuck positive male role models
Kuroken: either you really like the ‘shy nerd’ / ‘cocky (but secretly also nerdy) jock’ dynamic OR you read the manga and chapter 318 made you fucking lose it
Kuroyaku: you’re a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of mutually dunking on each other
Kuroyakukai: you just really like Kai
Yakulev: your ideal ship dynamic is morosexual / moron
Shibalev: you watched the Tokyo No Jin stageplay
Shibainu: either you’re just here for the pun OR you’re a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of warming the bench
Toraken: so to the top episode 17 huh?
Fukutora: you just want good things for Fukunaga, and really, who wouldn’t?
Iwaoi: either you fucking love angst OR you are deeply disappointed by the general lack of male tsunderes
Matsuhana: your ideal date involves getting stick bugged, after-which hilarity ensues
Kyouhaba: your ideal date involves being kabedon-ed
Kiniwa: your ideal date involves your senpai noticing you
Kinkuni: you firmly believe that nothing brings people closer than mutual hatred for some asshole from middle school
Kyouiwa: this is just the same joke as Kiniwa except you also like bara
Matsuhanaiwaoi: you think seijoh should’ve gone to nationals
Ushioi: two options, either you still think “you should’ve come to Shiratorizawa jokes’ are peak comedy in 2020 (they’re really not) OR you love enemies to lovers
Ushiten: your ideal date involves a romantic candle-lit dinner in Paris, after which you are interviewed for a documentary together
Tensemi: you were the weird emo kid in middle school
Semishira: snarky bickering married couples are your jam
Ushihira: you think the whole ‘ushiwaka and benkei’ thing is way too overlooked
Ushigoshi: you love one sided rivalries that are met with obliviousness
Shiragoshi: either you think Shirabu clowning on Goshiki is actually a display of affection OR you just have a thing for straight bangs
Bokuaka: you are a proud morosexual, you are attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively
Bokukuro: this is just the same joke as tananoya but you like city boys
Daikuro: you stay up way to late reading single dad au fics
Bokudaikuro: thick! 👏 thighs! 👏 save! 👏 lives!
Kuroshou: your ideal ship dynamic is snarky exes
Daimika: you love that one John Mulaney bit that’s like ‘my wife is a bitch and I like her so much’
Sakukomo: /gestures at chapter 394/ I’m sorry for your loss lmao
Sakuatsu you love projecting your insecurities onto fictional characters so you can receive some form of positive affirmation by consuming content about them being loved unconditionally
Ushisaku: your ideal date involves sharing cleaning tips and being blunt
Atsukita: you want senpai to notice you but like,, you’re also a brat
Kitaran: nothing brings two guys together like dealing with the twins’ bullshit
Osasuna: nothing brings two guys together like clowning on Atsumu
Hiruhoshi: your ideal date involves asking your partner to hold your beer
Hoshihina: ‘Short Kings Anthem’ by Tiny Meat Gang and blackbear is your personal hype song
Atsuoi: your ideal ship dynamic is best summed up by that one text post that’s like: ‘you should be addicted to shutting the fuck up’ ‘you wanna fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid’
Akiten: you shipped akiteru and the og little giant before it was cool Akisae: you like hot blonds and Men! 👏 Getting! 👏 Pegged! Saeten: rekindled high school crushes? don’t mind if you do Akisaeten: They all have two hands ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Atsuhina: you’re a firm believer in the inherent erotcism of stealing somebody else’s man
Osahina: you think the setter / spiker ship dynamic is really over done Oihina: brazil fling canon no one can change your mind
Oisuga: what can you say? you like pretty boys
Oikage: two options, either your ideal ship dynamic is ‘Love Like You’ by Rebecca Sugar OR you’re just here for some doujinshis
Ushihina: you like the appeal of osahina buy you just don’t think their rivalry is that well established
Kurotsukki: you’re a bit too into that whole ‘if he teases you it’s because he likes you’ dynamic
Terushou: you are firmly situated in rare-pair hell
Saemiwa: you think Miwa should’ve attended one of Karasuno’s games Miwalisa: your ideal ship dynamic is service provider / client
Kanotana: you just want good things for Kanoka, and really? who wouldn’t?
Nishiyaku: this is just the same joke as hoshihina except you prefer liberos Those two scorekeepers from episode 1: you found out way too late that shipping things for shits and giggs is the gateway drug to shipping things for realises
#this is so long im sorry#plz rb this is took me ages to think of some of these jokes#haikyuu!!#what your favorite ship says about you#if i missed out ur otp im sorry but i didnt want to get into niche rare pairs#ill maybe do a part 2 thats just solely polyships#og post //#haiqueue
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