#the mattress is you

[ineadhyn]

Gale *conjures bed*: "A small gesture towards your comfort."

Astarion: *fucks you on the bare ground, grave dirt in your hair, probably stones pressing into your back*

[shotmrmiller]

the one for all soap gf cum for lube idea would go craaaaazy with the somno. esp since soap is his usual desperate self who can't wait to wake you up properly whenever he comes back home to tuck himself between your thighs like-

you don't bother waking up fully anymore. just widen your legs, let him stuff a pillow below your hips and he can go to town and leave you alone. you don't lose too much sleep cuz he's quick to come. it'll be multiple rounds but it's fast.

until it isn't. he's lasting much longer, enough to leave you feeling tender. good for him for working on his stamina. (not that it was necessary.)

it must've been quite a while that he's last been in you because this time around the usual dull ache you feel at first is more of a white hot sting that dissipates the drowsy haze you're in.

soap also goes through wild weight changes. suppose it's fitting, considering when he's gone for longer he comes back slimmer. much slimmer. you'll make him a hearty breakfast to fatten him up again. he can invite the boys too, they must also be too thin.

[tubbytarchia]

For the ranchers a bit more shleep i just really like charakters comfy and nice:Dc /nf

Eepies. Jimmy woke up to really sore wings but its okay because Tango

[hyunpic]

HYUNJIN | ATE MAKING FILM

[horreurscopes]

i like my body when it is with your body.

[bangchansbackohmygod]

I keep seeing posts about Mingi being one of those “loser in a hot body” types and like it’s the Truth so……

Loser!Mingi specific random thoughts:

-Loser!Mingi who literally starts drooling when you first show him your tits, head so empty that he doesn’t even think to touch them, has to have his hands guided by you to squeeze them as he gasps and stutters

-Loser!Mingi who has no idea how to get you into the mood at first because he switches from 0 to 60 in a second when it comes to being ready to plow, so you have to tie him to the bed and ride his face slowly, explaining the basics of foreplay over and over until his little pea brain can retain it

-Loser!Mingi who thanks you for every orgasm he gives you, showering you in gratitude and breathless kisses as if you just squirted all over his fingers just to be nice, too caught up in how lucky he is to notice that he’s fingerfucked the soul straight out of your body, your brain having lost function about 40 scrapes against your g-spot ago

[detentedead]

The disgusting things I’d do for this man… I’d actually do whatever tf he wants me to do. He wouldn’t have to ask twice, I’d just say yes no matter wtf it is. ID WORSHIP THE FUCK OUT OF HIM I WILL WORSHIP THIS MANS BODY EVERY SINGLE CENTIMETER OF IT. ID KISS HIS NECK LIKE MY LIFE DEPENDS ON IT, ID LICK THE FUCKING SWEAT OFF OF HIM. ID BATHE HIM WITH MY TONGUE BRO. I NEED THIS MAN IMMEDIATELY. IF I DONT HAVE HIM I MIGHT ACTUALLY DIE I NEED HIM LIKE I NEED AIR. I WANT HIM SO BAD THAT I DONT WANT MY BODY TO BE FILLED WITH 60% WATER I WANT IT TO BE FILLED WITH 60% OF THIS MAN. MAYBE 100%, BECAUSE WITHOUT HIM I CANT FUNCTION. I AM LIKE A VAMPIRE AT THIS POINT I NEED THIS MANS CUM IN MY STOMACH INSIDE OF ME. ID BATHE IN IT. ID BLOW BUBBLES WITH IT. PLEASE.

[jtl-fics]

Anyone who falls asleep on top of Kevin Day is sleeping on a queen mattress.

[kenziezie]

hello!! i haven't posted in a few days because i'm working on a bit of a project :) but i hope this is able to sate you

i tried to make the cat look as fluffy as possible hehehe

[unsettlingcreature]

OK shit OK so I am just playing chapter 3 of Infamous rn and OHHHHHH MY GOD. GRRRRRIFFIN??? THE MIC SCENE?? OH MY GOD.

[shaniacsboogara]

Ryan ignoring one of the most convincing pieces of evidence in the episode for the sake of a weed joke is EXACTLY what I'm subscribed to these goofballs for

[foldingfittedsheets]

The Mega Mattress Company that I just rejoined is currently in the process of getting sold to a Mega Mattress Manufacturer. Isn’t that a conflict of interests, you ask? A monopoly, perhaps? Yes, yes it is, and the Federal Trade Commission said fuck that noise.

So the company is suing the FTC for the right to get sold so they can avoid their mountains of debt and we just got an email confirming that if the sale goes through we’re selling 73 locations to a competitor so we can pretend we’re not a monopoly.

Now I get to look forward to finding out if there’s layoffs in the coming weeks. I thought I’d be spared the drama if I waited to get into the games industry but apparently layoffs come for us all.

[galoogamelady]

I've been watching Cam play the Cyberpunk DLC as this corpo V

[thefanciestborrower]

Little news¡es doodle that I suppose also counts for today’s voretober haha. These two definitely are pretty drowsy

[glitterslag]

ok this is my last one of these. maybe

[aphrogeneias]

assistant!reader giving rockstar!eddie a striptease but it's all giggly and awkward, you're stumbling on your own clothes and making purposefully funny moves, and he's laughing too — not at you, but with you. his cheeks hurt, he's biting his lip, dying to get his hands on you. when, finally, he does and they're all over you, you mumble against his lips that you're sorry you're not as good as the girls he used to watch at the strip club. he just kisses you again, fervently, and says, "no, you're better."