#the masked bandit

[inthiskingdomwewillendure]

Favorite character played by Lee Pace as voted by my tumblr poll

4: Roy Walker / The Masked Bandit in The Fall 2006

[brookestar4]

Shinah from Yona of the Dawn. I’m quite happy with how this one turned out. Yes I know I forgot Ao 😭✨ two down, two to go!

[leepace71]

[nightguide]

Road rage: sobriety with anger to human-like disorders in real life

how anger and people pleasing is violated within rooms of heartbreak to pent up rage in social matters (family boundaries are broken there)

'are you okay?' being the most infected word to lie to now in 2024 and this is what 2007 had to say (socially aware folk)

don't tell me TV taught you nothing

so, this is Emerson's call: DESI MURDER IN THE FAMILY

intellectual disabilities: you're not even showing up for the right reasons anymore, you're now alone with your thoughts that occur to you in TV situationships (yes, i know you may have heard the 'thought broadcasting' situation in your brain years ago that had you feeling naked and blind to your enemies to understand you, and there is always one)

desi households: you're the quiet one since -enter year of joy and heartbreak via religious trauma-

end of heartbreak: set up a tumblr acc and raise your issues in rage on there, make it a rage account normalised so that you have room to take out your interests applied to a lawsuit one day to royally slap your first man to death, you did great

2. Inhalant use disorder: you have a great sincere dream, better even knowing all your company is Muslim inside your head, don't worry about the world, you're beautiful inside and out knowing your kindness met the world at last, that's what Allah loves about you

desi households: you're stressing too much, and it's been years since the rat race got you murdered into thinking social norms set by age, so getting a job is actually a problem in you believing in love at first sight fantasy like your phone died with it, (read my pinned post)

end of heartbreak: you met your fantasy by thought enthusiasm (you are what you do is why you do what you do is sincerely loved by your crowd inside your head) you have no intrusive thoughts except a new beginning (end of your healing journey, i'm sincerely proud of you being on my page for reading this word for word *happy face emoji*)

3. Other Hallucinogenic Use Disorders: you met your first partner, now what

desi households: your mother may not think highly of you (because of your little brother)

end of heartbreak: your love for Allah made you possible to be highly intellectual for your mother to be grateful for in your current reality by making you the very reason she is alive, so you're guaranteed to be closer to her even more by living your greatest expectation online by being open to her (naturally) and she responds which is how you were born (premature babies had it too hard)

4. Panic attack specifier: your heart hurts without your partner

desi households: you're alone (too too much)

end of heartbreak: your first man made a commitment sincerely to you about your life, so at one point we'll meet and talk basics about being stronger together by knowing me first. hi, i'm nightguide. i'm as you as you are me

5. Bipolar II disorder: how can you *be* with your partner intimately

desi households: (not even there) your man possessed your mother about the question that would 'end your life' cuz he cannot control his dick in front of his daughter (he is toxic the first time since he made love to another woman before you, so he is obnoxiously judgemental as hell) not even ur first man anymore, so u got a replacement man to see right through you (great man) give him a chance to replace you (new man to control his kids life)

end of heartbreak: your mother is speaking baby to you (ur neurodivergent) an she knows what you're doing an she loves u too much cuz she knows ur the reward winner for the family (after so much hardship) so she is actually ur heart from the end on (after ur healed through what i'm saying rn)

6. Dissociative amnesia: world life is at your side by privacy rights (technology is your literal heart cuz of digital heartbreak is made to 'kill the Qur'an')

desi households: your heart is literally breaking so you're prone to getting ill frequently because your bodily autonomy (life) is being used by another disaster bastard (ex's rights to kill u in person but in your now sister/brother part of you in a celebrity too bratty to live for themselves)

end of heartbreak: everything your heart (your friends in Hollywood) an ur partner to be telling you is true

7. Hoarding disorder: your body physically needs sex to 'breathe'

desi households: your guy friend in Hollywood has access to your home personally to protect you as your life is about to change with a great ending to a personal life explored elsewhere (cute ending with your cute bestie at the side to believe in you)

end of heartbreak: you're cured from hate, you just need to reunite with your clone sister/brother equivalent to feel at equal odds (companion restored)

8. Bulimia Nervosa: your attachment to your eating habits is not even okay, you're fasting in other words

desi households: you pretty much believe in Allah more greater than anyone they ever met (your father's daughter), so you like your company to be greatly linked to or with your life like your father never lived it (Dad's death is the cause of nazar from KR who died shortly after consuming the Earth in hate as an anti-buddhist (khawaarij)

end of heartbreak: believe in love and know you have a cartoon companion universe greatly made for your eternal life to be like (metaphor of a life you always dreamed living in)

9. Gender dysphoria: your physical heart is aching too badly and so with the rest of your body in great ache

desi households: you're trapped with the intuition of a little brother who got himself in a stronghold with you and your life (that one yearly moment *with him* that had you paralysed after) so, initially his fault for 'letting you go' into the jungle of your own imagination, so you're paralysed from your relationship with your mother because he took away (nazar) your creative arts career with it (leading you to being ill as you are)

end of heartbreak: you noticed. that's your superpower, now *he* lets you go

10. Motor disorder: you want to get married but you're stuck in a karmic cycle that is not even your fault, so you made up your life by being close to your mother (she knows how pathetic he is, so it is better if one death can outlive all but he has a karmic path much more dangerous than yours via intuition so he would know the father he hurt too hard on the daughter *you* that would welcome him to his own personal hell via his emotions, so he has characterised that sort of hate in himself like a woman to the point where his life would outlive yours, but he instinctively knows it's not going to last for long by his way of living via his bloodline, so his ascendant has poisoned you than he did, take your rage out on her intuitively to save your brother there to cure yourself til your depression leaves you by heart from your Hollywood community there) HW community have lived a longer life than you have, you'll know Ummah comes in strength in numbers, so you're heavily protected in the year you're in than the year you were divided from memory (alhamdulilah)

desi households: you're going to get married and you know it *yayyyyy*

end of heartbreak: you're going to outlive your life by looking into your pin boards to free you from hate, it's your reality now, thank all of your pin boards for making you who you are by believing in Islam that hate no longer fills you, so the aching feeling in your body is your husband's (wife known to be a sex symbol on TV so you know the 'pretty hurts' by Beyonce movement ends right now) and the wife's (husband's dick is aching too badly specifically now that you're reading it) lives are going to be met by a good male astrologer with the same life as you (if you're thinking of the asshole, forgive him, he has duals of the same man til he ends at one, he's actually a doctor, now)

[staff]

tumblr tuesday: yeehawgust!

Gee up! We’re already halfway through this year’s Yeehawgust, but there’s still time to take part. Did you know cowboys would move cattle roughly 15 miles in a day so as not to wear their charges out or make ’em too skinny? Did you know the all-important camp cook was sometimes referred to as the “biscuit shooter,” “belly cheater,” or “bean master?” Did you know cowboys would often sing to their sleepy cattle to soothe them at night?

Whether you’re the strong and silent type scanning the horizon or the joker of the group perpetually playing pranks and your harmonica by the fire, strap on your chaps, tilt your hats just so, and swing yourselves into your saddles. This is your Yeehawgust roundup.

@dropkickslurpee:

@ajartanddesign:

@slippy-socks:

@artemetto:

@calathazar:

@nws-art:

@bigbighouse:

@skidar:

@cowboypunkcolt:

@amberspacedf:

@studiorat:

@feelindrawy:

@vanamation:

@snommie:

[skipitty-bop]

human hazel!

[henk-heijmans]

An ever-adaptable raccoon pokes her bandit-masked face out of a 1970s Ford Pinto on a deserted farm in Saskatchewan, Canada. In the back seat, her five playful kits trill with excitement, 2019 - by Jason Bantle, Canadian

[puppyeared]

im so predictable

[picspammer]

The Fall dir. Tarsem Singh

[saiyan-druid-art]

Yeehawgust '23 Day 9: Masked Bandit 🤠

(Unmasked version under the cut!)

Coming to a bank near you.

[yourdadsbasement]

idiot (but also, tbf, me every time i go outside)

be honest…can you tell the difference?

Martin does have very strong “kid who barked back at dogs during recess” energy

this is the Gen Z version of Tinkerbelle getting stuck in that keyhole

YOU DILLWEEDS RELEASED A BEAR-SIZED RACCOON INTO A FRAGILE ENVIRONMENT ARE YOU KIDDING ME

Donita should do a Carmen Miranda inspired line…for men

errmmmmhhh i got a tight place you can get into boyyyyyy

where he belongs

PUNCHING MYSELF REPEATEDLY IN THE SKULL I CANNOT WITH HIM

[regwishesshehadmagic]

[bloxbomber-guezz]

yoshi's island bandit doodle collection

my favourite mario enemy

[dropkickslurpee]

Yeehawgust #9 — masked bandit

[brunnerman59]

[beneaththedunes]

AU starter for @prxnceofthepride

ㅤTHE MOON WAS FULL & BRIGHT, shining onto the dunes and sparse flora. Coyote bandits scrambled their paws in the sand, fleeing from the Masked lion. Hidden under that mask would be juvenile Prince Jeduluh, who's ever-growing size and sturdy sword granted him the natural ability to force opponents away. With his little brother hooked under an arm, now safe and sound, he found his way back to his supply wagon. He placed the cub on a stone. 

He leant a paw against the wagon, facing away. The wind carried hints of a growl to the cub. ❝ You could have been ... lost. ❞ Whether or not Prince Bahati knew he meant killed he didn't know. Perhaps the stowaway cub would instead notice the hypocrisy; wouldn't their parents say the same thing to Jeduluh at finding out he himself snuck out from the palace — beyond even the main city — into the heart of the wilderness ?