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stop they said "tarps off" and I KNEW it was going to be a shirtless Willy interview
#leafs lb#the man is consistent 😂#also the fact that they're all wearing OEL's hats in honour of his 1000th game#that's so fucking sweet
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So I just woke up and... I didn't just dream this, right? It's actually happening today?? We get a REAL trailer, the marketing is gonna start in earnest AND we'll get a release date?? After ten flippin years.. it doesn't feel real guys. 😭 I'm so full of all kinds of emotions. 🥹
#like.. I'm excited I'm scared I'm overjoyed I'm NERVOUS#I'm thinking about the devs and the enormous pressure they must feel#I want this game to be a success SO badly and I know *I* will love it but MAN the marketing has been WEIRD lmaoo#like I don't know if Bioware or I could survive another David Bowie Marvel trailer 💀💀#like there's a version of the David Bowie trailer in my head with the exact same content but a widely different presentation 😂😂#but this trailer today will consist of IN-GAME stuff right?? AHHHHHH#SO ANYWAY HOW ARE WE FEELING GUYS#I'M GONNA GO DANCE ON THE STREETS#AND CRY SOME MORE#COME JOIN ME <33333#THIS IS THE DAY
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this is how that conversation about O'Brien and Cobra went right
#got to this while revising my ep 108 subs and ofc Johan calling him his right-hand man--or 'aide-de-camp'--made me think of this lol#bye#subbing rambling#yugioh#GX#yugioh gx#ygo#ygo gx#Austin O'Brien#Judai Yuki#Johan Andersen#put in a modicum of extra effort by copy/pasting Judai's shocked face in one of those shots using Paint to keep it consistent 😂#[i thought about opening Vegas and doing some masking but it's a shitpost lol]
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This is the latest update to my header image 😊, at least until Damn Handy and Fruili come out.
If you happen to be wondering which are the characters he's playing, I got you covered fam 😉
Duke Theseus - A Midsummer Night's Dream
Bradley - Buried Child
Lord Henry - The Picture of Dorian Gray
Kevin - Comp
Chuck Brewer - Perfect Disaster
Brian McNeely - A Death to Die For
"Guard 1" - Rawmouth
Captain Wier - The Wild West (Episode: Custer's Last Stand)
(As himself) - Hazardous
Randolph Blythe - A Writer's Retreat
The Boss - Happy Birthday To Me
Jack Leary - Fort Solis
"Patron" - Zero Hour
Chris - In Your Image
Arthur Morgan - Red Dead Redemption 2
Michael Starkwedder - The Unexpected Guest
Matt Burke - Anna Christie
King Henry VIII - A Man For All Seasons
#roger clark#arthur morgan#a man for all seasons#duke theseus#a midsummer night's dream#the wild west#the picture of dorian gray#red dead redemption 2#custer's last stand#anna christie#Seriously‚ No. 15 doesn't even need an introduction but I had to do it for the sake of consistency 😂
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Oh! OK, my chin is sore too bfkshd from. Holding the violin. Surprised myself with it by touching it absentmindedly and Feeling Pain. Specifically the part at the back of my jaw. Wild.
#speculation nation#it reminds me of how i had kind of a consistent red mark on my neck from my violin throughout my schooling#and i remember my dad once asking if it was a hickey. and i was MORTIFIED like NO it's from my violin!!!!#i dont think he fully believed me 😂 but he let the matter be.#will i have the return of the fake hickey... we will have to see...#actually man that 4.5 practice session wiped me out. literal blister on one finger. and another 4 that are raw as hell.#my wrist is aching from being turned so far for so long. & now the back of my chin feels like it's got a Bruise.#im so wiped out that i dont think im gonna play sims tonight after all. as sad as it is to say.#better to just go to sleep now and have more energy for it in the morning.#im like. wobbling in place rn. basically a near zombie. what a time.
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simblr is cliquey and i love it. makes it sooo much easier to block en masse
#i know exactly who's associated with who based on their franken-meshed sim style thats just a different version of the other one#and the consistent reblogs from the entirely same circlejerk 😂😂 man i love it
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I like that Rays era Asteria Elle is so deredere but also quite aware of what Rays Victor must have felt in his continuity... I like to think of her being even more affectionate with him bc she knows he’s never had that with X2 violet Elle.
#unfortunately youll have to pry canon apart with a crowbar to explain what the fuck asteria victor and elle even ARE#who raised this child 😂 it was not victor.#im mad forever. this literally ruins all my rays ideas because i cant make it work#v#x2#vfe#man. society if i was more consistent with my relationship tags.#those tags arent even relationship tags. theyre group tags. i just never remember to use them.
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I think the way I draw Rivalship (in comic form) changes again 😂😂 but I found new ways to tone pages to make it more Dramatic(TM) 😂 which I count as some kind of Win (I wanted to give them Softer Look, I've been aiming for that kind of look...)
<- Before (older) and After (newer)->
I don't know which one should look best because I love giving them softer looks but I also adore the bold sharp lines they usually got (in official arts) so maybe its kind of a Mix...
#man i have no consistency#my arts#hey aren't you proud I havent bad-mouthed my arts in like DAYS#im getting better at this self-confidence thing!!#😂😂😂
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Everyone shut UP I’m so unwell ab my own blorbo
#am I supposed to be studying#sure#but like#look me in my eyes#I had to read the extended snippet#nikkiiiiii my beautiful idiot son#I love he <3#also I think the show pushing him ab sev is really fun he gets so antagonistic w them ab it LOL#well not antagonistic entirely#defensive perhaps is the better word#them ‘so what was that convo w u and sec’#nd nikki being so ‘I have no idea wtf you’re talking about’ gaslight gatekeep girlboss#I’m kinda obsessed <3 😂#love that for u king#protect your peace#also him being like I don’t know wtf seven wants from me#and I’m frustrated bc I wish he just stayed not talking to me#but then trying out a joke on him later#peak#ok that’s all#he is not internally consistent and I love that in a man
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One of my favourite things about Arcane is that all the couples can be read as toxic, which is GREAT.
I'm tired of people bringing morality debates into dark media. Let dark media be fucking dark. You guys wouldn't survive a day in the TMA fandom, needing everyone to be as good as gold. How are they going to make for enjoyable complex characters if they're not morally grey. In fact, I wish there'd been more expansion on just how morally black they can become!
"CaitVi is so toxic" According to lesbian statistics, that sounds just about accurate. 💀 Heck, I wish Caitlyn had done more (Not really, but it would have been nice to further explore the darkness in her heart). Isn't it adorable how she immediately folded as soon as Vi called her cupcake? Caitlyn's like one of those villains that will consistently do the most....until it comes to someone else hurting her girlfriend. The only one allowed to hurt her girlfriend is her. 💀
Then let's talk about Vi. Someone pointed out how Vi never cared about Zaun's independence in the first place and many people yelled that they were wrong. But actually, they were right. Vi never wanted Zaun. Zaun was Silco's dream, and Jinx inherited that dream cause Silco would never shut up about it. Vi wanted Piltover to take responsibility for all the shit they allowed to happen in the Undercity. That's a part of the reason she joined up with Caitlyn in the first place. Let's not forget she wasn't dissuaded when she dragged Jayce down to fight with her and he killed a child. Children been dying, it's been her whole life. Someone needed to do something about it, and Zaun would have just isolated the people from all the privileges that Piltover SHOULD have been providing for them. Some people just can't accept that Independence cannot in fact solve every problem, and sometimes independence is colonisers running away from the responsibility of fixing the mess that they started in the first place.
Besides, we all know Vi joined up with the Enforcers because "I feel like I am worthless if I can't be of service." She'd already run out of family members to serve, Caitlyn was the next best thing. She's just like Jayce.
And speaking of Jayce, let's talk about his violent levels of codependency with anyone who'll give him attention. People LOOOOVE to talk about Mel, but it's there with Viktor too. When bro wasn't basing his worth on his inventions, he was centering it around Viktor.
Viktor who decided at some point in his life that he would not LIVE without Jayce. He was fine dying without him, but living without him was unacceptable. Oh how healthy. 🙄😂 Viktor be the kind of toxic ex to threaten divorce 500 times over, then burn the world when you actually leave him. Jayce is no better cause he's the kind of guy to keep going back to his toxic Ex.
Yes, Mel is manipulative. That's what I love about her. How are you guys failing to give this woman the praise of being an outsider in Piltover, but running their entire council. 💀 Girl raises her hand once and the whole government starts spinning. She was the best sugar mummy Jayce and Viktor could ever ask for. She kept the whole city running. Literally the entire of Piltover dancing on her palm. And yes she manipulated Jayce but let's not forget she thought that was a love language. 💀 You wanna be mad at someone, be mad at Ambessa for raising her that way.
I also don't think it's fair to blame her for the Undercity situation, she's not native. Monkey see, monkey do, and not a single one of those Council members actually cared about the situation down there, it was deplorable. 💀 Jayce did way more in his two weeks as Councillor than any of those drug pushing, money laundering, Piltovian heads of government.
And that just covers MelJayVik, we don't even need to get fully into TimeBomb, cause we know what's wrong there. 💀 Surely we have not forgotten the many teammates Jinx has killed, but making sure to never kill Ekko cause that's her man. Ekko has a lot to unpack, like how his consistent and unwavering love for Jinx is an indication of a lot of doors he might not be ready to open. I know they dynamics go crazy and I love to see it.
Ambessa and Sevika are a crack ship but I'm sure we all know bedroom dynamics go crazy with Mrs. Warlord and Miss Liberation. I love it when characters clash in a toxic heap. It's insane and should be explored.
Quit saintifying my toxic ships with your woke morality debates. If you want everyone to be sunshine and rainbows then you should be watching literally anything else. 💀 "It's not healthy." GOOD, I like it that way. 💀 Angst, spice and trauma are the recipe for a plethora of explorative fanfiction. Any of their dynamics can be taken in any toxic direction and I want that EXPLORED.
#arcane#arcane netflix#caitlyn#caitlyn kiramman#caitlyn arcane#vi arcane#violet arcane#jayce arcane#jayce talis#caitvi#caitlyn x vi#vi x caitlyn#viktor arcane#viktor x jayce#jayce x viktor#meljayvik#meljay#jayvik#timebomb#ekko x jinx#jinx x ekko#ambessa x sevika#ambessa medarda#arcane ambessa#I'm gonna need Arcane fans to quit ruining the opportunity to get dark fics out of all this
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I think one of the most incredible things about gmmtvs artistic direction *is* their dedication towards the commonplace the steady the familiar. Not only do they make boring gay shows (in addition to the exciting and interesting imo) but they do it consistently every single year. Every single year they make terrible shows and boring shows; shows you can put on in the background and promptly fall asleep during shows that I consistently forget exists or even aired (in addition to the great!).
Will P’Golf ever stick the landing in their shows? idk but they certainly will be directing till we find out 😂 Is New Siwaj on some quest to turn his low stakes college anthology style into like a degrassi or skins-esque staple? idk gonna find out during gmmtv2026. Which formative media for Jojo is going to become his next aesthetic centerpoint? Idk but we gonna find out. Will Aof Nopparnach ever stop directing like he wished he was making lakorns instead? maybe if it’s RPF but idk we gotta find out.
Like??? I am following pioneer creators on their creative journey *as* they’re taking it. I’m watching them fumble and pirouette as they sculpt their pieces; flaws and all.
man what an incredible place for queer media to be and what good luck to be experiencing it when I am
#gmmtv#thai bl#can’t lie I love that poorly managed mammoth of a studio#quantity *is* so important for queer media#I could never NOT love that gayass mammoth of a studio#also sorry aof noppharnach but I WILL be making fun of you for your obsession with RPF till my dying breathe#cause same girl#after reading several tags I think it’s appropriate to add#nani’s hot takes
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idk if u would like this but. idol!jake fingering idol!reader while he reads out loud what people online say about her when they sexualize her / write smut abt her😂
i don't typically do idol aus but i literally haven't stopped thinking about this for like...days. wc: 706
"look how tight they think you are." Jake coos in your ear from behind, arms that were once wrapped around you in a warm hug now holding you against him just so he can keep up the pace under your shorts with his fingers. "imagine if they knew they were right."
you can't help the warmth that fans your cheeks. you'll never get used to it when he does this with you, always eager to read and see what people have to say about you online, only to end up hard and touchy after looking a bit too into it.
you know what you signed up for regarding this career path. there would be smut, there would be comments, there would be all sorts of pornographic materials made about you. that's something you came to terms with before you even made this decision, but realizing that Jake, a man within this same career path, ignores his own smut just to read yours?
you'd argue he may be one of the anonymous accounts writing it in the first place given how he reacts. sometimes he's jealous, other times he's reminded that he's the one who gets to do these things to you.
just like right now, as he recites specific passages from some raunchy fan fiction he said you had to hear about. you were gonna ask him how he found it, and why he's already read it, but you didn't really have to.
considering that warm and endearing hug from earlier absolutely included his cock already hard and probably leaking in his pants.
"pretty skin, all swollen from the bites." Jake continues to read, whispering in your ear as he starts dragging his teeth down your neck. "tight cunt, dripping and needy." he continues, scissoring his fingers open to remind you of just how well these fans must know you.
"Oh, look babe," Jake smiles, angling his fingers just right to have you rolling your eyes. "how come you say all sorts of dirty shit here, but you're too shy to do it for me?"
you can't turn to look at him with a quirked brow like you wish you could, but you're aware that he probably knows the dumbfounded look on your face.
"tell me to fuck you." He dead-pans behind your neck with a breathy whispers, moving to the other side to nibble against your ear. "Be like her, tell me how deep you wish i could be in you right now." ah, the flush is back and your cheeks are on fire. You've never been much of a talker in bed, but having to live up to the half-truths some horny fan wrote is...well.
both hot and creepy. You'd never have paid these websites a single glance if it weren't for Jake consistently reading them out to you.
you can't bring yourself to be like that for him, as you dip your head against his arm and shake your head 'no.' jake smiles at how cute you truly are, sliding his fingers out to circle your clit, reminding himself that he's got the real girl right here. "just say it once baby, please." Jake says playfully, kissing your jawline as he feels your hips move up and against the pads of his fingers, aiming your clit right where you want it. "You'd sound so pretty- just like they said you would." something inside of you cringes, but another part of you ignites at how into every version of you Jake seems to be. You take in a breathe, releasing a slight moan from the pressure below as you sigh out for him. "fuck me, jake." ah, he's so proud to be the one to hear those words. So, so fucking proud to be the one to get to do it to you. And fuck, he'd give just about anything to rub it in those chronically online loser's faces. After all, that's his girlfriend they're writing about. No matter how hot, no matter how much Jake would love for you to be just like the version of you in some of these fics, he'll be fucking damned not to love you how you really are. So pretty, so sweet, so willing to indulge him.
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LOVE-SPY ✦ YJW
SYNOPSIS ✦ when you meet yang jungwon, he’s the epitome of your type. smart, respectful, crazy talented with instruments. when he flirts with you, you don’t hesitate to flirt back. so obviously, there’s gotta be some mutual attraction, right? well, that was what you thought — until he asked you to find out whether his best friend liked him back.
TAGS ✦ jungwon x f!reader, smau, friends to lovers, more than friends less than lovers, situationship, university au
WARNINGS ✦ swearing, dirty jokes, kys jokes, family issues, jungwon isn’t the greenest flag but we move, others will be listed above chapters
STATUS ✦ ongoing!
AUTHOR’S CORNER ✦ hello... i didn't think i'd ever write for enhypen [again] but here we are el oh el 😂 loyal to jungwon 4ever ig! uni is beating my ass so idk how consistent i will be 🙏 this is based on what is happening to me rn (sos)
PROFILES ; CHAPTERS ✦ 01 the gingerbread yn ; 02 mystery guy ; 03 girl (space) friends ; 04 as if a man can talk ; 05 ill be there ; 06 #ilovewomen ; 07 our empath queen ; 08 more than ; 09 boys are so stupid ; 10 welcome home cheater ; 11 casual ; 12 platonic or romantic? ; 13 SIU espionage ; 14 bruzz ; 15 do i know you ; 16 love-spy ; 17 not sad at all ; more tba…
TAGLIST ✦ @squiishymeow @kunimies7 @aloloveswonie @sch1z0prenic @en-dream @wonkixo @itsactuallylina @hsbae @wonkizz @tasnemluvs @dreamiestay @letwiiparkjay @miukidoll @hhyvsstuff @illriize @firstclassjaylee @sumzysworld @slvrnm @jiaant11 @tkooooop @wensurr @yuyita-rosier @lovebugwonie (comment, send an ask, or dm to be added!)
#MUJEANS ✦ LOVE-SPY#enhypen#enha#enha x reader#jungwon#yang jungwon#jungwon x reader#jungwon fic#jungwon smau#jungwon fluff#jungwon scenarios#jungwon imagines#kpop#kpop fics
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NICHOLAS’ CHAIN
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pairing: nicholas a. chavez x black!reader
summary: you love when nicholas sports his signature accessory of his chain, but he loves it on you more.
contains: lots of words, sfw, a bit of suggestiveness, some swearing, cute couple stuff, fluff, established relationship, you and nicholas being mushy and obsessed with each other (ya’ll make me sick), texting: reader, nicholas.
taglist: @sabrinasopposite @supaprettyg @gxuxhdjdu @elitesanjisimp @jkr820 @simply-the-best23 @hnch33rios @stereotypicalbarbie @rosiestalez @ellethespaceunicorn @camiesully @zombigrlll
• you loved a lot of things about your boyfriend, nicholas chavez.
• you loved his kindness, charisma, talent, affection, tenderness, and humor.
• let’s not forget that he’s foine. not just fine. foine.
• you really secured the bag with this sexy ass, six foot one cinnamon roll of a man.
• you especially loved his style!
• he definitely suits the casual/basic wear on a daily basis and he cleans up well when it comes to premiers and interviews.
• his closet consists of the usual t-shirts, jeans, sweatpants, flannels, ball caps, and sneakers.
• your favorite part of his style was his main accessory: his chain necklace.
• your personal favorites are his silver chain and golden cross chain.
• you want to jump his bones whenever he wears one with a dress shirt that’s unbuttoned at the top, a white tank top, or no shirt at all. god, it turns you on.
• both silver and gold compliment his skin tone so perfectly.
• it looks so amazing against his toned shoulders, neck, and chest.
• it hits different when you see him wearing them when you guys workout together.
• you couldn’t exercise like you wanted because you were distracted.
• we must stay focused!
• you’re shorter than him, so you notice that he rotates chains depending on his outfit.
• he has a collection in ya’lls room.
• the chains deserved a special place to be in, so you gift him a new jewelry box for his birthday and he’s so grateful for it.
• he does NOT want to lose any of his necklaces.
• when you cuddle, you always lay on his chest. he loves to watch as your fingers glide against the metal.
• if it’s a chain with a charm, like the cross necklace, you’d like to gently caress it between your index and thumb. you love the sleek, smooth texture.
•when you kiss him, you wrap your arms around his neck, placing your palm on the nape to softly grip the chain to pull him in closer to you.
• or you sometimes place your hands on his chest.
• if he’s bare chested during a heated makeout session, you’d move down to pepper kisses all around that area, and give a final kiss to the charm in the middle before your lips meet to dance with his again.
• bonus when your chest is against his and you feel the slightly cold metal press on your skin.
• just like you steal his hoodies and t-shirts, you sneak one of his necklaces every once in a while.
• one time while nicholas was away filming, you bought a new dress to wear to a premiere that you’re accompanying him to. when you tried it on, it was pretty low cut and exposed a lot of your chest area.
• it was missing something, so to fill in the gap, you put on one of nicholas’ chains. you took a picture of it in your full body mirror and sent it to him.
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bookie, my dress came through! what do you think? ☺️
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absolutely stunning, y/n. 😍
god, you’re so sexy, sweetheart.
i’m gonna be the luckiest guy to have you by my side on the red carpet. 😩
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ty, baby! i’m so glad you like it. i was worried for a minute. notice anything different? 👀
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worried? you know that if you wore a hefty trash bag, i would still love it on you, right? 🫠
…no. did you do something with your hair? i want to make sure i notice that every time.
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no, boy! 😂 bet, i’ll give you a hint. zoom in on my chest.
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i’ve been looking at your chest, baby. 😏
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nick, i’m being deadass, ya nasty.
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okay, hold on. lemme look again.
wait
is that my cross chain?
omfg
you look so damn good! i wish that i could come home to see that in person. 😩🧎🏽
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thank you! 😘
i’ve missed you so much it reminded me of you and idk if i told you this but…
nicholas, every time you wear a necklace, i go crazy. you be looking so good. 😍 i just wanna pull you by it, sometimes when we you know…
i need to stop. you’re at work and i don’t want to mess up your focus!
you’re gonna have to wait until the premiere. i’ll make sure to put it back after i’m done with it too.
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well, fuck.
baby, i want you to keep it. i can always get another.
if i wanted anyone to have it, it’d be you, y/n.
you look so beautiful with it on…especially with that dress.
can’t wait to see it on without the dress.
• after that response, your face and…your body heat up. you put your phone down to take a long, cold shower. damn him.
• you borrowing his chains became a frequent habit.
• he’d always notice and he shows it by giving you the sweetest compliments.
• nicholas would hug you from behind, place his hands on your hips, and pepper kisses on the back and sides of your neck where his chain is.
• it makes your heart flutter everytime.
• ever since you told him about how good his necklace’s looked, nicholas would send you more shirtless or tank top pics, to make sure you see the necklace.
• he loves it when you pull him into a kiss by his necklace.
• his favorite is when you have on the gold cross. he adores the way it compliments your glowing, melanated skin.
• if you wore a low-cut top with the girls being nice and extra supported, he’d love to steal a glimpse or some kisses right at the crevice of your cleavage where the charm perfectly falls in.
• he bought you some his and hers matching chains for your anniversary. you thought that you were gonna burst in tears, you love this man. he’s so cute,it’s not even funny.
• they were on two, long silver chains with open hands at the charm and another circular one each with your first initials on it. the charms were magnetic, so when they came close, they’d immediately pull together as closer as possible symbolizing your love and your loyalty of this blissful relationship you share.
• he’s always checking to make sure you’re wearing your chain.
• the necklaces immediately connect when you kiss him.
• if you got on yours and he wore a different one, he’d immediately swap it out to match with you. no question.
• this, with nicholas alexander chavez, was all that you wanted, all that you needed, and it was all that mattered.
#black reader#black girl#nicholas chavez fic#nicholas chavez fluff#nicholas chavez imagine#nicholas alexander chavez x black reader#nicholas chavez x black reader#quick head canon#sfw#blurb#drabble#nicholas alexander chavez x reader#nicholas chavez#nicholas chavez x reader#nicholas alexander chavez#nicholas chavez x y/n#nicholas chavez x black!reader#x black!fem!reader#x black reader#black!reader#actor x reader#actor x black reader
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Not to go into detail and make this long but I remember how a while ago, I was in your blog and I came across you saying;
But, it is of my personal opinion that if they broke up it would destroy JK. Jimin would be heartbroken and devastated too but it would hit JK harder.
And now that we found out Jungkook was the one to sign up for the buddy system and wrote Jimins name for who he wanted to be his partner.
https://x.com/thekmlogic/status/1881424425972814167?s=46&t=DiZ6pHHxW3ahpd70quaKnA
And it really does prove your point to a whole other level. Not that I needed another reason to believe it but because this type of love doesn’t exist for “just friends” and I’ll never know why or how people don’t see it.
We seen how deeply not having Jimin there effected Jungkook. The man was crying on live..
They went on vacations for AYS together, even back to Juju Island again, without V. Who knows about Busan after the last Juju trip.
They could last 18 months away from friends, family, ARMY, but never each other.
That’s why they’re still out and about together even on vacation.
https://x.com/stopkookminpls/status/1882055760152347025?s=46&t=DiZ6pHHxW3ahpd70quaKnA
Vmin. JiHope. Namkook. JinKook.
(My baby, Yoongi isn’t an option.)
So many close friends in BTS who could have went together. Nobody but Jikook went together. Is that not a sign something is different compared to the others?
Anybody could have went with Namjoon seeing how bad he’s struggling to be happy but no.. At the end of the day, this is just more proof on how real their relationship is.
Oh yeah! 1300% So many reasons to believe in Jikook but enlisting together... that was... that was definitely something. From what I've heard, K-taekookers stopped existing after get out of your imagination happened. Then we lost more vermin after GCF. Matter of fact many of them became jkkrs. (Unfortunately that's also when so many more were created thanks to tkk-lives, but whatever) Then more were lost after Rosebowl. And some more left after the talk during ITS 1. and of course we lost a good number after the Taennie walk in Paris. A few more left after AYS dropped but not enough stopped shipping tkk when Jikook enlisted together. But if you ask me, this is what should have had them all leaving fr fr. This... enlisting together was no small fit. Not only has it never been done before, but they really didn't have to. You know? Like u said, RM too should have enlisted with a member if it doesn't carry as much weight as we jkkrs think it does. Know it does.
It was a huge risk they took but they did it anyway because to them it was necessary.
JIKOOK👏🏽IS👏🏽MOTHERFUCKIN👏🏽REAL!!!👏🏽
So, anon is talking about this post. And while there are deeper reasons connected with their enlistment, we already know how bored JK can be without Jimin. We've seen it
(Thanks @chicknbunny13 😘)
Sidebar: boyfriend V is right there on his phone doing nothing and yet, JK is bored out of his mind. Hmm 🤔✍🏽✍🏽✍🏽✍🏽
We've seen it with every single time he came live only when Jimin left the country, talking about how he got bored and missed us.
JK is a lying liar who lies 😂 but we forgive him. If I had a Jimin I would do the same 🤣
So back to your tweet, anon. My friends and I did suspect that that's what the numbers on their helmets meant
But there was no way to be sure. All we knew to be fact was that it had to have been JK's idea.
What i love about being a Joker is that, we are never wrong. We have earned the right to be cocky. You know what I mean?
It's what happens when you actually stan the real couple. Couples, have patterns. That's why the vermin are always changing their stories... nothing about being a tkkr is consistent. Their theories change overnight depending on what they discover or decide to make up that day.
Meanwhile, Jikook are predictable because they are the true couple. And that's why when we make guesses we are rarely ever wrong.
Thanks for the tweets anon. Support Jikook for clear skin
Damn, they're fine as hell!
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Gym Crush (NSFW)
AN: all imma say is blame Melissa @a-moment-captured 😂🤣
Synopsis: Jack has been going to your gym for a while now, and you've developed a little crush. So you also developed a plan to get him to notice you.
Pairing: Jack Harlow x Reader
Requested by: my bestie @a-moment-captured 💕
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You had your eyes on him ever since he had walked through the door that evening and you couldn’t help but to be easily distracted from completing your workout.
What should have only taken you thirty to forty-five minutes was now on its way to taking you an hour and a half and it was entirely his fault.
Especially because of those back muscles that he was putting on display.
And this happened every single time that you saw him.
When you discovered that one of your celebrity crushes, Jack Harlow, came to your gym sometimes with his trainer, you knew that you had to shoot your shot. You weren't one of those girls that just stood around and waited for a man to approach you. If you wanted it, you went to go get it.
Since Jack noticed that he would see you on a regular basis, the two of you would speak to each other, but that was as far as you had gotten.
Tonight you noticed that he was by himself and it was getting pretty late when you decided to make your move. The gym would be closing in about another two hours or so and you figured this was the perfect opportunity.
It was now or never, right?
The two of you were the only ones currently in the weight lifting section of the gym as you began making your way towards him currently working on the lat pulldown machine.
You waited until he was finished with his set to tap him on the shoulder and he turned to look over at you.
“Hey.” You softly said and you noticed that Jack had been taking in your gym outfit which consisted of a workout bra and biker shorts.
“Hey, I saw you earlier when I got here, but it looked like you were in your zone so I didn't say anything.”
“I'm almost finished now and I was wondering if you could spot me? I've never done this much weight before so it would be nice to have an extra set of hands just in case.” You sweetly said and Jack stood up from the machine and you took note of how much he towered above you.
“Sure, what are you working on?”
“Squats.” You answered and you quickly saw him smirk before trying to cover it up and remain with a neutral facial expression.
“Let's get to it then.”
When you had gone down into your first squat, you made sure to poke your ass all the way out and once you did that, your body couldn't help but to graze Jack as you attempted to hide your smirk.
This continued until you got all the way to twelve which was the end of your set and once Jack helped you place the barbell back on the rack, you felt him lean forward to whisper in your ear.
“I have another workout in mind.”
“Oh really? What kind?” You whispered back as you glanced at him over your shoulder.
“A workout just for me and you.”
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All that could be heard was skin against skin as Jack had his hand over your mouth and bent over the counter that was in the bathroom in the locker room.
He had told you multiple times to be quiet so that no one would hear the two of you and figured that putting his hand over your mouth was his last option.
“Y/N, someone is going to hear us if you don't quiet your little pretty self down. Can you do that for me?”
Nodding your head was the only answer that you were able to give him because of how much pleasure you were in.
Coming to this gym for over two years, you knew when it would be slow and barely anyone would be in there, so you quickly took advantage of it and reassured him that no one would walk in on the two of you.
Even though Jack’s hand was over your mouth, your muffled whimpers and moans could still be heard which made him increase his pace as you were trying to hold onto the counter to steady yourself. When he felt as if you were pulling away from him, he quickly pulled you back and reached down to massage small circles along your clit which had your eyes rolling back because of how close you knew you were.
Just then the two of you heard footsteps coming into the locker room and Jack immediately halted his movements. He slowly backed the two of you into one of the many bathroom stalls with his hand still covering your mouth as the footsteps were coming closer. He then continued his task of massaging your clit and you were about to lose it right then and there.
“You better not make a sound.” He whispered in your ear as you heard the water turn on at the sink, and you assumed that they were washing their hands.
That was when Jack slowly began moving in and out of you once more and you were fighting every urge not to cry out. Once the sink had turned off, the two of you still heard footsteps and then noticed that they had sat down and whipped out their phone as Jack had peeked through the crack In the door.
Jack then increased his pace and you just knew for a fact that your legs were going to give out at any second.
“Shh, you're being so good for me.”
It didn't take long for you to reach your peak with Jack following soon after and he quickly turned you around to face him as he placed several kisses on your lips in order for you to remain quiet.
“Such a good girl.”
The footsteps that you originally heard were finally becoming more distant and you felt as if you could breathe again.
“Fuck.” You quietly muttered while moving a piece of hair that had quickly stuck to your face because of your previous activities.
“I didn't realize that I would be doing two workouts instead of one.” You said while looking up at him and all you did was smirk.
“I know you didn't need my help with that weight because I've seen you lift heavier. You think I didn't notice that your eyes had been on me the entire night?” Jack asked and all you could do was laugh.
“Well I think next time I'm going to need help with my chest press.”
“Nah, forget all that. The next workout you’re about to do only involves one thing.”
“And what would that be?”
“You riding me.”
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