#the longer it goes on the funnier it gets

[lizzibennet]

can you believe i’ve been writing a creloise fic literally since the season came out and i am only 4.6k in.

[magpiedraws]

Wouldn't lizard fashion be something like spikes and scales and a frilled lizard collar?

Like so?

(Bonus art under the cut)

[its-a-me-mango]

IM SJFHBSFGKJSFKGB IM LOSING IT I CAN;T BELIEVE MURDER DRONES KILLED OFF SMG4, SOBBING AND CRYING GOODBYE YOU MEME LOVING FUCK!!!!!

[lesbiangiratina]

Everyone should listen to utena ost 4 👍 angelic creation namely light 👍 its an album of select duel themes from the first 2 arcs remade in a similar style to the final arc’s 👍 i especially enjoy these versions of last evolution + earth as a character gallery + the titular angelic creation namely light 👍 and you should also listen to utena ost 7 👍 revival record of the rose egg sofia middle ages revive 👍 it was released around the time of the movie and contains mostly original music in the duel theme style but with a bit more freedom 👍 my favorites include astragalus earth backgammon + historical watchtower desert of letters + reminiscence metamorphosis out from the wilderness + this alternate version of the movie duel theme shura flesh constellation in the αψζ nebula and the 8+ minute long we who have been cast aside become fallen angels 👍 and well there’s also ost 12 👍 barbara dwarf star child apocalypse arsenothelus’ absolute revival light and orpheus’ absolute hades dark 👍 an album released for the 20th anniversary in 2017 full of incredible all new music 👍 im in love with teatromeda teatrosaurus possibilities surrounding the existence of the child of light and the child of darkness but i also really enjoy index librorum prohibitorum angelic hallucination lewd demonic theory compilation + my real me is scattered and earth prison panopticon 👍 but really all of this album is pretty incredible 👍 okay?

[non-un-topo]

Currently laughing because by the time the strike ends at my school, I'll come back with glasses and T voice

[dhmis-autism]

whatever. love the writing of the DHMIS show because EVERY single character in it switches violently between the roles of either straightman or bugs bunny with no in between.

[thegreatyin]

the starveling cat is terrifying

-the scoundrel to their roommate after it's showed up uninvited in their house (they are already having a bad week and do not need the extra nightmare fuel)

[infizero]

light and misa's "relationship" is rlly tragic and fucked but also in an isolated state its really fucking funny. ESPECIALLY if you consider them both to be arospec like i do

[grimlock]

howling at the fact i got mistaken for a high schooler again

[thebettergoop]

i should get myself a bastard cat and name it my dead name

[brinnanza]

so my mother is in town and I let her stop by on the condition that she buy me lunch and sasha accidentally on purpose hid in her bedroom while she was in the house so my mother still does not know she exists she has been in my house twice and sasha has been home both times and she has no idea that a third entire human person lives in my house she met sasha's cat but carrie hides in the bedroom so I guess she assumes we don't have carrie anymore which is all extremely hilarious to me

[a-girl-called-bob]

if i ever become a prolific enough creator to start a franchise, every sequel's title will be formatted as 'subtitle of the last thing 2: new subtitle' and eventually it'll loop back around. for example:

Breath of Divinity: Apotheosis

Apotheosis II: The Digital Gods

The Digital Gods 2: Final Revelation

Final Revelation DELTA: Coda to Existence

Coda to Existence: The First Breath of Divinity

[marciliedonato]

Not now sweetie, mommy's watching the 5:40h inabber 8passengers video essay major motion picture epic ...

[casually-eat-my-soul]

I’m back on my bullshit by believing that Derek would spoil the shit out of stiles.

Like yeah there is the fixing up the jeep, but that’s only the beginning. Buy stiles clothes that Derek thinks he would look good in, “anonymously” donates to the sheriff department. If stiles looks at something for longer than 2.2 seconds, Derek is buying it for him. Buys him jewelry for his piercings, haha who said that.

The provider instinct in Derek goes strong around stiles. And don’t get me wrong, Derek absolutely loving doing it too. Especially as he watches stiles try and tell him to stop buying him thing but he smells like excited and is biting his lips to hide a smiles. Like nothing matters in that moment but stiles.

I also think that stiles tries to give derek gifts as well but as he can’t afford much, he’ll make meals and give small but meaningful things. I always like the headcannon of stiles giving Derek a candle or blanket that smells of his family.

This would be even funnier if this gift exchange was going on when they weren’t dating and Derek is like “well the courting seems to be going well” and stiles is six feet in denial like “he was providing for pack like an Alpha would, it’s not special for me”

The pack watching stiles pine over Derek, while he’s wearing clothes and jewelry Derek picked out for him: yeah sure

[enderspawn]

the longer the egg event goes on while they add new people to the server the funnier it gets. like yeah we’ve already seen this have devastating emotional and psychological impacts on the other players. anyway! (subjects more languages to the horrors)

[ratedfleur]

gunwook and his favorites.

📝: i figured i’d experiment with this post so i do hope it makes sense. also i think someone asked for something along the lines of “gunwook’s fave porn plots” until the ask disappeared so idk who that anon was 😭

at first gunwook would be into those cliche step son and step mother porn plots but he got into diving deeper into the porn lore.

yoga instructor and poorly trained student porn is definitely a favorite because gunwook himself was into maintaining his body in terms of physicality. gunwook likes it especially when your leggings magically rip in the crotch and he has to watch you bend over, shaking your hips when you can no longer hold her position. his hands are shakily placed on your hips as you shake your ass against his crotch, slowly dampening his shorts with your slick. gunwook could no longer hold it in before he reaches for his cock beneath his shorts before slamming his cock into your pussy, watching as you panicked underneath him, trying to stop him from further slipping deeper into your cunt before moaning as you took more of his cock.

another porn plot he likes is the masseuse one where the masseuse is a man and the client specifically chooses him to do her massages. gunwook likes to watch how you— his favorite client twitches and whines when his fingers get a little too close towards your cunt which inevitably leads to you whining as you looked up at gunwook when he told you to lie on your back. now, his hands were on your breasts, massaging your globes before pouring the oil all over the fabric, watching as your nipple appeared from beneath the white and thin fabric. gunwook would waste no time as he undressed his lower half before hopping on the table, reeling in the feeling of finally fucking his favorite client after months.

another cliche plot gunwook loves is the audition plot where an audition is held in front of a couch and the one auditioning has sex with the man behind the camera. it always has to be on a couch where the other cameramen have to come in closer, filming as the women slowly gets fucked by more men. most of the times gunwook imagines that he’d be one of the cameramen who joins into the fun, getting his cock sucked by you. he’d specifically shoot your face where you’d be staring straight at the camera as your mouth got stuffed by gunwook and your cunt by one of the directors. if he were lucky, he would’ve gotten the chance to fuck you in the cunt as he filmed you take his huge cock.

delivery guy is one of the funnier plots for gunwook where the customer doesn’t have any payment but is willing to pay with other things. he just likes it when she goes down on the delivery man, sucking him off with the door wide open for people to see what the commotion was. it was silly but gunwook’s eyes would nearly pop out of his eye sockets when he saw how your tits were on perfect display when you opened the door for him. your hands touching his wrist got him going hard when you pulled him into your apartment, begging him to let you pay with something else. gunwook’s cheeks would blush when he saw you get on your knees, hands busy taking his cock out of his obnoxiously red uniform for the pizzeria. all he could do is take what you gave him as you sucked his cock like a professional, bobbing your head up and down without gagging before making him cum into your mouth. it would’ve gotten gunwook to fuck you when you opened your mouth, showing him his own cum before swallowing it all up and showing him that you swallowed everything.

his top favorite would be the poorly shot porn that’s posted on twitter, he likes it best when the phone is simply propped up against the wall as he presses your chest flat against the mattress as it muffles all of your loud and whiny moans as you begged him to go faster. gunwook likes to make sure his princess is well fucked before switching positions, now fucking you on your back with his hand pressed against your neck to stop you from moaning a little too loud for his liking. though gunwook makes sure every angle that’s caught on his camera wouldn’t include your face, he still has to ensure that both your and his identity is hidden away before he shamelessly posts yours and his videos on twitter.

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