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The longer the PLA goes without addressing the elephant in the room (ie them surpassing us on aircraft development) the funnier this all gets.
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in reading the anons idea that Diana didn't pose much of a threat, I started to review my initial assessment of her.
While I agree that we are not seen a lot of Diana on screen, I think her threat is of the unknown. It's almost like not knowing your spouse's exes but still having a sting because you get all the crazy "what-ifs" running through your head: what if I am not as interesting, what if they were funnier, what if my spouse is not with the other because they were dumped and still have feelings, what if. What if. What if. I think that is her threat and for a moment we see the what if. If Scully had not called Mulder to go find Cassandra, Mulder would have gone with Diana and then what? Then, there is Mulder's dream of "what if" he had a life with Diana. I m a little fuzzy with the why he dreamt of her. Was she or CSM controlling the dream or was it Mulder's own dream? These what ifs for me are what make her a threat.
I wanted more of a resolution with scenes like when Gibson says that Mulder is thinking about one of the girls and one of the girls was thinking about him. Maybe I am weird and it's an unpopular opinion, but showing Mulder and Scully have some (just some) real conversations to resolve that "what if" would have been enticing. We somewhat see Scully's emotions especially when she goes to TLG.
Last note: the scene in which Scully is trying to give Mulder some results on Gibson and Mulder refuses to take it and says " are you asking me to choose" and Scully says "I'm asking you to trust my judgement" deserved Scully turning her back on him and walking out. There was a missed chance of some good tension that could be nicely resolved, but NO she let's Mulder off the hook too easily. Why? Did we ever see Mulder really have to worry about Scully having enough of him and walking away just for herself? Other than being abducted or dying of cancer, he didn't worry that she would leave.
The dream, as far as i'm aware via the scripts, was meant to come from Mulder's head; but it had to have been influenced a bit by reality-- CSM and Diana's presence pop up here and there when the two are right next to him, for example. Mulder, in essence, felt "doomed" to live this normal life, felt he should be happy he finally got a normal life... but knew, deep-down, that it was a hollow, shallow, selfish, cowardly existence. When Scully's presence nearby drew her into his subconscious, he dreamed about her acting as his moral voice: "Get up and fight." The life he has with her, he realized, is worth the danger that she chooses to place herself in-- he can't martyr his freedom to secure her safety. They are each other's touchstones.
Diana definitely disguises her motivations to Mulder, appearing upfront and honest and as boots-on-the-ground-to-find-the-truth as he is. That would have been a particularly juicy bit of character work to mine into; but, alas, she only shows up here or there, and is barely mentioned (once) outside of mytharc episodes. My favorite bits of character work were her manipulation in The End and her conversations with CSM in Amor Fati-- wish we'd had more.
The scene in The Beginning is a bit more... complicated. I don't believe it should have resolved with Scully walking away from Mulder: it was a follow-up to Scully not trusting him in front of the FBI board, despite their five year partnership's trust and her own experiences in Antarctica. She could have stalled for time, could have thrown up solidarity even if the proof wasn't in her hands right then... but she didn't; because she wasn't ready to wholly accept the truth-- not until her experience in Africa, almost a year later. Mulder felt betrayed-- and he wasn't completely wrong, but also not completely right-- and his feelings were partially justified when Scully did find the evidence at the end when it no longer mattered. She didn't apologize for not backing his theory up; and he didn't apologize for not trusting her new set of answers. Both were in the wrong, to varying though comparable degrees; and both decided to wordlessly move on rather than address the problem. (That problem, by the way, is brought up and finally addressed in Field Trip.) That's why Season 6 is less intense than previous seasons: they jockey back-and-forth from being in the wrong to smoothly sailing over each fumble to grappling onto the next case or piece of evidence.
@agent-troi's Season 6 observations here really hits the nail on the head: "...in some ways they’re more joined at the hip than ever before. . this season has the highest concentration of shippy episodes.... the only times they really don’t get along are when diana actually appears in the episode (side note: diana only gets mentioned once in the episodes in which she doesn’t appear, a fact which intrigues me to no end. it’s like when she’s not there she doesn’t even exist, and in fact i have actually forgotten she existed while watching some of these episodes lol). ...i think their schism in the beginning is partly due to mulder being petulant because scully couldn’t/wouldn’t back him up at the opr hearing after he put himself way out there earnestly insisting with his whole chest she was about to present proof of alien life. it’s not that he suddenly doesn’t trust her anymore, he just feels (somewhat irrationally) like he was let down. ...but in the very next episode (drive) they’re a team again, using his intuition combined with her science to figure out what’s going on with crump. the fact that they couldn’t save him wasn’t their fault, and is almost incidental to what this episode really illustrates, which is not only how well they work together, but that they still can work together, and the past five years between them haven’t been erased just because diana’s back in town. ...i think people sometimes overestimate the impact diana had on their relationship. i think she was definitely a catalyst for them to examine some of their feelings more closely, but she was never gonna drive a permanent wedge between them. the closest she came was in one son, and even then they manage to pull back from the brink of destruction. scully asks for mulder’s trust, and he gives it by going to look for proof that diana really has betrayed him. if it had been the other way around, if diana had accused scully of working for the syndicate, he would have dismissed the idea immediately and never even bothered to consider it...." The entire post is mandatory reading, in my opinion. XDDDD
Also! There are many, many incredible Diana metas out there-- a few of which are @scullysflannel's thoughts here, @agent-troi and @actual-changling and @waxworkdaughter and my collaborative thoughts here-- and follow-up, with @baronessblixen's input, here; @deathsbestgirl's thoughts here; @limnsaber's tags here; @iconicscullyoutfits's thoughts here); and @welsharcher's deleted scene proving Diana's a one-trick pony here. I've also tried my hand at a few posts (here, here, here, here, and here), including a musical edit here, heheheh.
Thank you for your patience if you read this far, anon. XDDDD Thoroughly enjoyed pouring over your thoughts-- thanks again for sharing!
#txf#xf meta#x files#Diana Fowley#asks#anon#thanks for droppin in#had fun reading these thoughts#Amor Fati#Mulder#Scully#S6#The Beginning#Field Trip
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can you believe i’ve been writing a creloise fic literally since the season came out and i am only 4.6k in.
#ughhhhhhhhhh#i have so many ideas for fic but i need to get this done first#i write SO slowly and i often remove parts and go back before i’ve even had a chance to finish#anyway sharing in hopes it motivates me to write lol#bridgerton#creloise#i like this show a normal amount#< forgot that was my bridgertonposting tag#still funny#the longer it goes on the funnier it gets
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Wouldn't lizard fashion be something like spikes and scales and a frilled lizard collar?
Like so?
(Bonus art under the cut)
#thank you anon I've been wanting to draw proper lizard fashion for a while and this gave me the motivation I needed#dracula daily#re: dracula#dracula#lizard fashion#The colours I chose here make Drac look like Harry Du Bois - which is appropriate given how I tend to depict his personality in my shitpost#bonus under the cut featuring Dracula's Weed Smorking Girlfriends#personally I really like the theory that the three vampire women are actually dracula's wife and two daughters#since the book never actually calls them his wives and the two subordinate girls are specifically described as looking similar to him#the idea that he turned his family but is no longer capable of loving them (or being loved by them) adds a whole extra layer for me#because he still goes through the motions - goes out to get them food (babies) and provide for them/fulfil the role of a patriarch#but its hollow and loveless and done out of strange obligation/habit - like an echo of being alive#BUT for the sake of comedy I will always draw them as his three weed smorking girlfriends because it's just funnier#or rather as I like to think of them - his three weed smoking EX-girlfriends who spend all day making fun of him and and freeloading#I'm going to tag any art with them in it from here on out as#the ex-wives of dracula#he's going to england to escape their ridicule
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IM SJFHBSFGKJSFKGB IM LOSING IT I CAN;T BELIEVE MURDER DRONES KILLED OFF SMG4, SOBBING AND CRYING GOODBYE YOU MEME LOVING FUCK!!!!!
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every now and then i get folks asking me "puff do you have any opinions on hazbin hotel"
and i know why they're asking because if there's any fandom that puts LO to shame, it's hazbin hotel / helluva boss and surely i must have some Very Strong Opinions(tm) about the show
but i seriously have never watched a single episode of that show and despite all the controversy and drama i've seen come from the discussion of both the show and its creator, the only thing that really bugs me out of the blue when i'm reminded HH exists are those exclusive playbills that people pre-ordered months ago and still haven't arrived
that is it, that is literally the extent of my engagement with the HH fandom, there will be no further questions about what i think regarding HH because i literally have no idea, they are best asked to whoever comes close to being the generic-puff equivalent of the HH fandom
#i'm not even gonna use the HH tags here because i don't want to invite the ire of anyone from that fandom#that's not an insult or anything i'm just not at all interested in the show so i'm subsequently not interested in the extended discourse#this is just me admitting that every couple months i remember the playbill thing#and then i google “hazbin hotel playbills” to see if the playbill saga has concluded#it apparently still hasn't and the longer it goes on the funnier it gets#but i'm also not anyone with money and wasted time on the line so i don't want to be a dick about it lmao#like this is a very sucky situation and i'm sorry to those who are involved in it#this is very similar to the Fallout76 rum bottle debacle#where the developers promised a Fallout-brand bottle of rum that was clearly going to be made of glass#and then when people finally got it it was just a bottle of shitty rum stored inside a cheap plastic shell case#i hope the wait is worth it for ppl who pre-ordered the playbill but also who the fuck keeps fans waiting MONTHS for a PAMPHLET ??? 😆#it's so funny i'm sorry lmaooo
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Stays always want Chan to swear but what about Felix?
felix has BEEN swearing- who do you think seungmin learnt this language from....
#no no the reason I poke fun at chan is beacuse hes so wink wink nudge nudge about it#like hes the one who loves to put a 'we dont give a fuhhhh' in the songs#he loves to allude to his naughty boy australian self#but he always pulls up just before committing- he'll lip sync or he wont hold the mic to his lips or he'll get the audience to do it#and Fair play- it is really funny and the longer it goes on its kinda funnier like tbh if he commits to the bit and never does it id respec#that but also I feel it within him- he wants to be a lil cheeky#so like... cmon then be a lil cheeky#you know you want to 😇#like magnets push and pull or whatever he said#ask
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Everyone should listen to utena ost 4 👍 angelic creation namely light 👍 its an album of select duel themes from the first 2 arcs remade in a similar style to the final arc’s 👍 i especially enjoy these versions of last evolution + earth as a character gallery + the titular angelic creation namely light 👍 and you should also listen to utena ost 7 👍 revival record of the rose egg sofia middle ages revive 👍 it was released around the time of the movie and contains mostly original music in the duel theme style but with a bit more freedom 👍 my favorites include astragalus earth backgammon + historical watchtower desert of letters + reminiscence metamorphosis out from the wilderness + this alternate version of the movie duel theme shura flesh constellation in the αψζ nebula and the 8+ minute long we who have been cast aside become fallen angels 👍 and well there’s also ost 12 👍 barbara dwarf star child apocalypse arsenothelus’ absolute revival light and orpheus’ absolute hades dark 👍 an album released for the 20th anniversary in 2017 full of incredible all new music 👍 im in love with teatromeda teatrosaurus possibilities surrounding the existence of the child of light and the child of darkness but i also really enjoy index librorum prohibitorum angelic hallucination lewd demonic theory compilation + my real me is scattered and earth prison panopticon 👍 but really all of this album is pretty incredible 👍 okay?
#OKAY? 😁#i have not listened to ost 13 much yet.#some of the name translations dont match up i just used empty movement’s.#also i typed out the full titles cuz longer = funnier. too lazy to type out any special characters though. sorry#you dont get any fancy parentheses or whatever#the kat goes meow#rgu
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Currently laughing because by the time the strike ends at my school, I'll come back with glasses and T voice
#i have Evolved into a more true form of myself#t minus two days to first t shot#no idea when the strike will end ofc but the longer it goes on the funnier this gets#on a not funny note: i went to a vigil for a dead trans child with T in my pocket last night#what do i even say about that? how do i even write about it?#going to an open mic night in a few days. i want to write a poem for nex.
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the starveling cat is terrifying
-the scoundrel to their roommate after it's showed up uninvited in their house (they are already having a bad week and do not need the extra nightmare fuel)
#the starveling cat! the starveling cat! the funny bat by proxy now has to also live with that!#ask#fallen london#the longer caeru goes without knowing about the drama between his datemate and his roommate the funnier it gets i think#veils may have to nudge the scoundrel out the door with a stick. it's probably squirreled away pretending guilt isnt an emotion it can feel
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light and misa's "relationship" is rlly tragic and fucked but also in an isolated state its really fucking funny. ESPECIALLY if you consider them both to be arospec like i do
#misa is like ''oh light my wonderful boyfriend~!! we need to go on a date we haven't been on one in so long!''#(i know that when you're dating you're supposed to go on dates. so we have to go on a date every so often to assure me that i'm getting a#good grade in Having a Boyfriend something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve)#and then light is like (internally) 'i would literally rather kill myself than spend time with her but i need her for my purposes so i have#to appease her' (externally) ''ok sure i guess misa''#and then they go to a restaurant and misa waits for him to kiss her the whole night (she does not attempt to herself)#meanwhile light just sits there and goes nonverbal for long extended periods of time while he monologues in his head about how to appear#like a normal (straight) human being (spoiler: he's really bad at this)#and every so often he'll be like ''you look nice. this food is good. other boring pleasantries'' while glaring as if he's poisoned her food#THEY LIVED LIKE THIS FOR 4 YEARS.#again. awful. but also kind of fucking funny. gay aroace guy and aroace girl going through the motions of a heterosexual relationship for 4#whole years. they hate each other for sure dawg ToT obvs misa to a lesser extent but i think she definitely had a lot subconscious hate for#light. that only got stronger the longer things went on#also during this time they definitely had sex a Single Time because they got to a point where misa was like we've been dating for like#2 years normal couples usually sleep together way before then...... and light was like. LOUD SIGH. ok#it was terrible. neither of them enjoyed it and they never spoke of it again#gee wonder why that was (holding the ace spectrum behind my back)#anyways they're so awful im obsessed w them. awful apart and even WORSE together. it's beautiful#then you throw L in this mix and it gets even funnier and MORE awful#(he's bi aroace to me btw. for the record)#serena.txt#death note posting
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howling at the fact i got mistaken for a high schooler again
#postatoes#my high school ten year reunion is coming up!!!!#i think!!!!#im very not a high schooler!#but the longer this goes on the funnier it gets
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so my mother is in town and I let her stop by on the condition that she buy me lunch and sasha accidentally on purpose hid in her bedroom while she was in the house so my mother still does not know she exists she has been in my house twice and sasha has been home both times and she has no idea that a third entire human person lives in my house she met sasha's cat but carrie hides in the bedroom so I guess she assumes we don't have carrie anymore which is all extremely hilarious to me
#Joe keeps asking me what I'm gonna tell her#bitch nothing I want to see how long we can play this game#the longer it goes on the funnier it is#obviously I will never admit I kept it from her bc I didn't she just didn't ask and I didn't volunteer#holds up a mirror get gaslighted idiot
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it's not flat, it has some of the steepest streets in the world
list:
Bradford above Tompkins (41% grade)
Romolo between Vallejo and Fresno (37.5% grade)
Prentiss between Chapman and Powhattan (37% grade)
Nevada above Chapman (35% grade)
Baden above Mangels (34% grade)
Ripley between Peralta and Alabama (31.5% grade)
24th between De Haro and Rhode Island (31.5% grade)
Filbert between Hyde and Leavenworth (31.5% grade)
22nd between Vicksburg and Church (31.5% grade)
Broadway above Taylor (31% grade)
23rd above Carolina (31% grade)
edit: you might ask "how grid if hill?"
don't worry about it
There be devils at work here
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I love the scene in Here for Blood where Tom dukes it out with a zombie and gets so pissed when he gets called a 'fake wrestler' that he proceeds to elbow drop the guy's head. He does this like a dozen times long after the zombie's head is turned into paste.
#here for blood#fave trope: when a character goes apeshit and starts wailing on someone and it gets funnier the longer it drags out#horror movies
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Not now sweetie, mommy's watching the 5:40h inabber 8passengers video essay major motion picture epic ...
#I'm half way through but I shall presevere#This man's videos keep on getting longer and it gets funnier the longer this goes on#Bc it started at 1:30 then the longest previous was almost 4h and then now when#He returned and said the video was almost 6h I almost fell out of my chair#Anyway good time good coverage of a serious subject with funny little jokes throughout 👍👍#Go listen to my boy fr#This is a single video... He did a whole ass trilogy abt Colleen that was 9h total
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