#the longer it goes on the funnier it gets

[lizzibennet]

can you believe i’ve been writing a creloise fic literally since the season came out and i am only 4.6k in.

[magpiedraws]

Wouldn't lizard fashion be something like spikes and scales and a frilled lizard collar?

Like so?

(Bonus art under the cut)

[its-a-me-mango]

IM SJFHBSFGKJSFKGB IM LOSING IT I CAN;T BELIEVE MURDER DRONES KILLED OFF SMG4, SOBBING AND CRYING GOODBYE YOU MEME LOVING FUCK!!!!!

[genericpuff]

every now and then i get folks asking me "puff do you have any opinions on hazbin hotel"

and i know why they're asking because if there's any fandom that puts LO to shame, it's hazbin hotel / helluva boss and surely i must have some Very Strong Opinions(tm) about the show

but i seriously have never watched a single episode of that show and despite all the controversy and drama i've seen come from the discussion of both the show and its creator, the only thing that really bugs me out of the blue when i'm reminded HH exists are those exclusive playbills that people pre-ordered months ago and still haven't arrived

that is it, that is literally the extent of my engagement with the HH fandom, there will be no further questions about what i think regarding HH because i literally have no idea, they are best asked to whoever comes close to being the generic-puff equivalent of the HH fandom

[faunandfloraas]

Stays always want Chan to swear but what about Felix?

felix has BEEN swearing- who do you think seungmin learnt this language from....

[lesbiangiratina]

Everyone should listen to utena ost 4 👍 angelic creation namely light 👍 its an album of select duel themes from the first 2 arcs remade in a similar style to the final arc’s 👍 i especially enjoy these versions of last evolution + earth as a character gallery + the titular angelic creation namely light 👍 and you should also listen to utena ost 7 👍 revival record of the rose egg sofia middle ages revive 👍 it was released around the time of the movie and contains mostly original music in the duel theme style but with a bit more freedom 👍 my favorites include astragalus earth backgammon + historical watchtower desert of letters + reminiscence metamorphosis out from the wilderness + this alternate version of the movie duel theme shura flesh constellation in the αψζ nebula and the 8+ minute long we who have been cast aside become fallen angels 👍 and well there’s also ost 12 👍 barbara dwarf star child apocalypse arsenothelus’ absolute revival light and orpheus’ absolute hades dark 👍 an album released for the 20th anniversary in 2017 full of incredible all new music 👍 im in love with teatromeda teatrosaurus possibilities surrounding the existence of the child of light and the child of darkness but i also really enjoy index librorum prohibitorum angelic hallucination lewd demonic theory compilation + my real me is scattered and earth prison panopticon 👍 but really all of this album is pretty incredible 👍 okay?

[non-un-topo]

Currently laughing because by the time the strike ends at my school, I'll come back with glasses and T voice

[dhmis-autism]

whatever. love the writing of the DHMIS show because EVERY single character in it switches violently between the roles of either straightman or bugs bunny with no in between.

[thegreatyin]

the starveling cat is terrifying

-the scoundrel to their roommate after it's showed up uninvited in their house (they are already having a bad week and do not need the extra nightmare fuel)

[infizero]

light and misa's "relationship" is rlly tragic and fucked but also in an isolated state its really fucking funny. ESPECIALLY if you consider them both to be arospec like i do

[grimlock]

howling at the fact i got mistaken for a high schooler again

[brinnanza]

so my mother is in town and I let her stop by on the condition that she buy me lunch and sasha accidentally on purpose hid in her bedroom while she was in the house so my mother still does not know she exists she has been in my house twice and sasha has been home both times and she has no idea that a third entire human person lives in my house she met sasha's cat but carrie hides in the bedroom so I guess she assumes we don't have carrie anymore which is all extremely hilarious to me

[rabbitindisguise]

it's not flat, it has some of the steepest streets in the world

list:

Bradford above Tompkins (41% grade)

Romolo between Vallejo and Fresno (37.5% grade)

Prentiss between Chapman and Powhattan (37% grade)

Nevada above Chapman (35% grade)

Baden above Mangels (34% grade)

Ripley between Peralta and Alabama (31.5% grade)

24th between De Haro and Rhode Island (31.5% grade)

Filbert between Hyde and Leavenworth (31.5% grade)

22nd between Vicksburg and Church (31.5% grade)

Broadway above Taylor (31% grade)

23rd above Carolina (31% grade)

edit: you might ask "how grid if hill?"

don't worry about it

There be devils at work here

[marciliedonato]

Not now sweetie, mommy's watching the 5:40h inabber 8passengers video essay major motion picture epic ...

[yanmuffins]

waiter! waiter! more phineas and ferb reader pls!

I wonder how the batfam would react once they catch reader inventions on a random tuesday, like, "hm, what a nice day to look out on the window and HOLY SHIT WHY IS THERE A GIANT ROBOT SPITING FIRE WHILE RIDING A ROLLERCOASTER IN MY BACKYARD???"

the events that would follow this incident would be funny and exasperating, me thinks

also, wouldn't it be funnier if Perry the Platypus was part of the JL? and like, no one knows his identity but Superman, and neither of them are willing to talk about it-

I know it would be very unlikely, since everyone there would have enough neurons to recognize a platypus with and without a hat, but for the sake of shit and giggles, just think of how funny that would be

welp, I needed to get that outta ma chest, I hope I at least made you laugh a little, because seriously this is one of the best ideas I've seen in this tag and I can't stop thinking and giggling about it

Stay well!

context.

first: i was not expecting this concept to be so popular!! the responses i've gotten from everyone are so amazing!!  ( ⸝⸝´꒳`⸝⸝) thank you for the ask, anon!! it always makes my day.

i am formally announcing that i will be turning phineas and ferb reader into a fic now. it's too good a concept to pass up. something more light-hearted to work between the other fics i'm writing.

batfamily finding out about reader's whacky inventions would be an event. it so wholeheartedly shatters the image they had of reader to the point they just have to sit with what the hell just happened for a while before they even consider what to do about you next. still so many things that don't make sense. their newest case is how the fuck did we go this long without finding out (Y/N) has been building mechas in our backyard and why are those things always gone when it's convenient.

then the realizations just start dropping on them like an anvil on a looney tunes character. and they kinda feel like shit, cause how did they not notice? really puts into perspective how they've neglected you all this time. so many stunts you pulled right under their nose, on their backyard, their garage, throughout gotham and metropolis. ok, were out there being creative and amazing and you sure know how to spend the wayne family money, they'll give you that, but it was so irresponsible of you! who knows what could've gone wrong. you're not like them! you're a civilian with no training, the only regular teenager in the family, you're the last person who should be exposing themselves doing all that.

bruce goes off on you, screaming about how could you be so reckless, you did all of this behind his back– what? what do you mean he gave his permission? and he is floored, devastated, blood pressure up, when you remind him of every instance you dropped by his office with a document for him to sign or to ask for permission, with proof as you pull out every paper he put his signature without a second look.

and that, ladies and gentlemen, is when reader's dynamic with the batfam does a complete 180 and their little yandere antennae start going off. no more whacky cartoonish shenanigans. at least not without proper supervision. they know you're not a fan of this new arrangement, but you gotta understand they let you go unchecked for way too long! they'll drown you in family activities so you don't even have to worry about it. who wants to build a teleportation machine, anyway? just join them for family movie night.

as for perry, that is going to take them a while longer to figure out. bruce just can't stand another insane discovery, so when batman sees an intelligent platypus wearing a fedora and walking on two feet on justice league headquarters (if we're going by the idea that he's a part of JL), he's just going to think "my kid has a pet platypus. huh."

oh, consider:

dick: "damian, you knew all this time?! our sibling could've gotten into serious trouble! why didn't you tell us about this?"

damian: stares into the camera like he's in the office.

[casually-eat-my-soul]

I’m back on my bullshit by believing that Derek would spoil the shit out of stiles.

Like yeah there is the fixing up the jeep, but that’s only the beginning. Buy stiles clothes that Derek thinks he would look good in, “anonymously” donates to the sheriff department. If stiles looks at something for longer than 2.2 seconds, Derek is buying it for him. Buys him jewelry for his piercings, haha who said that.

The provider instinct in Derek goes strong around stiles. And don’t get me wrong, Derek absolutely loving doing it too. Especially as he watches stiles try and tell him to stop buying him thing but he smells like excited and is biting his lips to hide a smiles. Like nothing matters in that moment but stiles.

I also think that stiles tries to give derek gifts as well but as he can’t afford much, he’ll make meals and give small but meaningful things. I always like the headcannon of stiles giving Derek a candle or blanket that smells of his family.

This would be even funnier if this gift exchange was going on when they weren’t dating and Derek is like “well the courting seems to be going well” and stiles is six feet in denial like “he was providing for pack like an Alpha would, it’s not special for me”

The pack watching stiles pine over Derek, while he’s wearing clothes and jewelry Derek picked out for him: yeah sure