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Dawg it’s kinda crazy how much Halo 2 blows your dick off

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Probably equally sick but I had a lot of fun with the X-Men 97 show. It seems marvel can occasionally churn out something not terrible as long as it's as far away from the movies as it possibly can be.

Genuinely? Truly? I really really enjoyed X-men 97. Thought it was great! Although in fairness I’ve always liked the X-men characters over almost any other marvel characters anyways

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Going to say something a little sick here but the Guardians of the Galaxy game is very charming and also genuinely very good

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“Oh you mean we can just let them channel organizational and activist effort into meaningless internet petitions we’re under no obligation to listen to? Well goddamn we got this shit in the bag”

Nobody loved change.org positions more than the ruling class the day they realized they got y’all’s asses with those was the happiest day of their lives

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Nobody loved change.org positions more than the ruling class the day they realized they got y’all’s asses with those was the happiest day of their lives

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Honestly gooning just seems like a timesink I got shit to do

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Demon in the back of my head telling me to just use UPS’ electronics packing service because I’m lazy but I know they just offer that so they can let the angry packer fuck my computer with their penis into pieces

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"the inherent divinity of" bro what inherent divinity 😭😭😭 everythings freaking normal

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Why on earth would I pay someone on onlyfans to rate my dick it’s a solid 3/5 and an “aw that’s cute” I know what I’m working with. Fuck would I pay money for that for?

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7-11 CLERK: lovely day outside, isn't it ME: uhhh ME INTERNALLY: shit. I didn't notice. How do I continue this conversation MY INNER MONOLOGUE: Service workers love it when you tell them the things mortal men were not meant to know, when you speak to them of principalities and powers upon the earth ME: In the sun a wheel, in the wheel another wheel. Do you see? 7-11 CLERK: Yes, I see! ME: For each turn of the outer wheel, one thousandth a turn of the inner wheel. And within the inner wheel a point of perfect darkness 7-11 CLERK: Right, growing, devouring. The death of all light ME: Wanes the light - right - wanes the light and waxes the solar eye. Wanes the day of flesh and blood and waxes the night of crawling beasts. Chewing and swallowing. The name of the night to come is khoshek ha-gibbor 7-11 CLERK: Is that hot dog a quarter pound big bite or a spicy bite. They're priced different ME: Which one is cheaper

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What do you mean I should ship it in the case’s original box you think I’m keeping boxes around for 5 fuckin years kill yourself redditor

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The fuck is a cpu cooler and why do I need to take it off

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I am so so happy that our friend marah @mahrahpalestine and her family were able to survive the ethnic cleaning campaign in Palestine! Now we can be more at ease and focus on helping our friends continue to survive and rebuild their lives.

Families still need money for food, medicine, and other daily necessities. Many have had their homes destroyed and will need resources to aid in their survival.

Please, if you can, donate to Marah's campaign. I am hosting it myself on Chuffed below!

THANK YOU!!! 💖💖💖

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Someone come do this for me I’ll let you fuck my ass

Hi why does shipping a pc seem like the worst nightmare in human history

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