#the kitty is my moms friends

[percyjacksonscookies]

man being a formerly ugly kid is such a fucking trip

how do i even put this.........

you get the lowest self esteem in the world cause everyone looks at you like you're trash so what do we do as human beings in a society besides believe them? (i think believing your pack is something that helped humans survive this long, so it's human nature and all that)

BUT THEN

you become an adult

and all the little things you cared about as a kid wash away

and suddenly you're attractive because you learned how to not judge others based off looks

because every human being is so much more than whatever little detail you're hung up on

so...... now im a confident "attractive" person

and you realize a lot of people are attracted to confident people soooo suddenly you're "attractive"

yet another thing I look forward to when I feel safe enough to stop masking (lmao I've already stopped the autism masking tho)

im so looking forward to being ugly again

cause people BOTHER the fuck out of me now that I'm "attractive" in their eyes

just makes some stuff make sense now

growing is weird

but also so cool!!!!!

this is also making me realize why middle aged and elderly people are typically more of the generations that are at peace with themselves and their lives

when you get older you lose your attraction in the public eye so you pretty much have to cope with that or become bitter

being alive is one of the strangest things I've decided to do

but damn it all if im not having fun lmao

this adhd rant is brought to you by:

this thing

[nemesisfall]

obligatory pokemon au time!!

[chipsahoyforyaboi]

I want y’all to know I’m a grown child

I added this wallpaper, the mirrors, and the lil peep albums to my apartment today. Thank god for my bestie and her husband for their help.

[d4rkshad0w]

imagine Kit and Ty asking each other “have you eaten” or “have you drank enough water today” when they’re out on missions cuz i js thought of that and i find it so cute

[ratatatastic]

lmaoooo maffhew wanting the knot immediately and having to wait for sasha to catch up with that is so deeply funny like. this omega is not subtle and you’re not a stupid alpha babe! can only imagine what benny has to say to maffhew about it once he catches on and stops banging his head against a wall

idiots to lovers is always great but especially when its two people who would be hitched with 10 kids by now if they stopped being dumb for a single second like its that easy and yet...

to me they very much fall around the same time (infatuation at first scent if you will) just that sasha takes some time to get there not because he's dumb (okay he's a little dumb) but in the sense that its like "this person is very interested in me, i can see and recognise that but theres so much cognitive dissonance in my brain right now between knowing that intrinsically and finding that hard to believe so i unintentionally play dumb because obviously i'm reading too much into things it cant be me they're interested in haha that'd crazy but they're being awfully touchy and flirty with me wow"

but also it takes two to tango and we have to acknowledge that and this is when i would love to bring up the ways in which this man decides is the best way to go about that because he is a catholic school girlie... there's so much hilarity to be had here especially because his flirting is very uh how you say... a little ass backwards if you will especially considering dynamics

"I make it a point to keep the door closed when we're alone in a room together! That's basically a clear invitation that I'm down to fuck!!! Im basically asking to be ragdolled on his knot!!!"

and Benny just pinches the bridge of his nose like "I don't know how to explain to you in a way you'll understand that not everyone went to Catholic school."

But saying that Sasha does side-eye the door knob heavily when Maffhew goes over to close it the first time and he starts sweating like he just got dragged into a game of 7 Minutes in Heaven he did not sign up for and he's 13 again and oh god he got paired with a really cute girl, and he hasn't even had his first real kiss yet and-

And then absolutely nothing happens because Maffhew is just waiting with a polite expectant smile (because his work here is done, he did the heavy lifting know it's Sasha's turn) and this is when Sasha's dynamic classes training kicks in and he basically scolds himself for even assuming in the first place because this is clearly a show of trust (correct) not an invitation for extra circular activities (incorrect buzzer noise) and it basically becomes "This Omega really trusts me, I'm honoured especially as Pack Leader that I'm able to be so accepted into such a private space with the inherent knowledge that I will not encroach their boundaries whatsoever because consent is verbal, this is not in any way an invitation to take advantage of them this is deep platonic trust I will guard with my life :]"

and if you listen closely you can hear the lovely sounds of Maffhew bashing his head into a wall about how much of a gentleman Sasha is but also COME ONNNNNN... you know... once Maffhew realises what's happening which (looks at my watch) is not due for another few months really

Battle of wills: unstoppable force (maffhews catholic school understanding of dynamic interactions) vs immovable object (overseas alpha cotillion classes)

And if you think it's an Oh! An overseas dynamic thing! It's not. The Euros are watching the horrible car crash in front of them and doing absolutely nothing about it because it's none of their business, but they will stare at it... maybe judge it a bit but definitely are observing from the tall grass.

and I'm also not saying that luosty lundy forsy and bobby have a current running bet of how long it'll take for maffhew to break sasha in but i'm also not not saying that... luosty goaded lundy in the midst of a gossip session ("It has to be 3 months, right?) forsy happened to be around so lundy turned to him for advice ("7 months.") and maybeeee bobby overheard from all the way over from his stall and puts in his two cents for what it's worth ("6. Captain nice but not that nice. Very impatient." "So 3!" "No. Impatience makes him double the time, and wait longer. 6 months.") (lundy finally settles on a good 5 months because he's indecisive)

And Sasha does eventually pick up everything maffhew is throwing down... eventually... and when he does it becomes more so I want to court this omega the way they deserve I will take this slow and romance them sweetly :) *smash cut to maffhew caterwauling like a cat in heat*

but also once again its not like maffhew is helping sasha in any way this is idiot4idiot and benny would like to enjoy the car crash with the euros but unfortunately that's his soulmate, thats his bestie, his littermate from birth who has been weaned on the same teat as they climbed over each other to get to it, the first girl you kissed in your childhood bedroom because somehow you started play fighting on the bed because she was like i could totally pin you down easy and then she does and you always noticed how beautiful she was but shes even more gorgeous when she's pinning your wrists to your hannnah montana duvet you promised yourself youd changed out before she came over but you forget and well she teased you about it and you cant help but giggle about how perfect this all is and it seems that the natural conclusion to this is to taste the strawberry lipgloss of her lips because whats a kiss between besties huh its tacky and sticky and it tastes like summer and just other apt metaphors to put here about the inherent -isms of their relationship that i nearly cant put to words properly other than girls having fun (they are fucking)

and well anyways benny is watching and he has a lot of things to say about how its been proceeding so far

"You should really use your words."

"I am!"

"Right because smelling like a fucking perfume shop in the middle of October is using your words."

"This usually works with most Alphas okay!"

"Sasha isn't most Alphas."

"Tell me about it." Matthew grouses before he peeks over to Sam, looking up from beneath his eyelashes—the exact way he knows both endears him to Sam but also absolutely miffs him all the same, "Worked on you, didn't it?"

"Oh, is that what we're doing right now? We're calling getting a lapful of a preening O in preheat in the middle of a roadie a normal way to go about these things."

"It worked didn't it?" Matthew reiterates.

"It would work better if you use—"

"Okay! Alright!! I get it!!!" He does not.

like benny here is unfortunately an active listening participant in the going ons of the fuckery if not because hes involved by proxy because of maffhew because who else will hold his hair back as he calls him a dumb bitch you know

[purrpowerco]

Only A True Cat Lover Will Understand ❤️

[normalteenager2018]

Being kawaii is so badass☆

[e77y]

My toes have taken so much abuse today. I’ve stubbed the same one twice on the metal frame of my bed at the friend’s house we’re staying at, and I crushed three of them between two huge slippery rocks at the bottom of a waterfall on a hike 😭 I only JUST took the tape off the toe I fractured... sigh. At least the hike was fun

[mymelodyisme]

🥲 did I mention all my plans for this week are canceled

[jackleopard]

found a friendship bracelet from my trip that i left in my backpack and now im thinking of the two little boys on the airport who got so excited when I told them I had messi-themed friendship bracelets, I hope they still have them <3

[secondsofpleasure]

sometimes I think I’m bigger than the sound / 4.2024

[flippythegodzilla]

Given I am expecting you to ship Lillie with Kitty how would Lillie react if she learnt Kitty got declawed?

I was watching a youtube video talking about is Kitty disabled and the horror of it all didn't settle until I watched it- given Kitty has human level consciousness and intellect it's the equivalent of purposefully handicapping your kid to keep them from doing a kid thing. which is what Kitty's owners MUST'VE been to her if Puss saw Mama Imelda as his mom.

And given (from what I drew of the way you speak of the relation between immortal cats and magic cats) magic cats are descendants of immortal cats I ASSUME stuff such as declawing would be seen as horrific to the deities.

Oh easy… very much easy… Lilianna teleports to Kitty’s old owners and murders them

And declawing is very very much outlaw in the immortal realm and city…which the punishment is death

[savethepinecones]

ive been here an hour and im already so bored

[slime-sandwhich-nom]

Fuckin kitty

[grey-worlds]

I finally met my kittens!

Okay this weekend I finally got to meet the kittens I'm going to adopt. There were seven of them. The two that I'm going to adopt were the only ones, that weren't too scared and actually let me pet them. The other five were much more anxious or disinterested. Though there was one other cat, that actually started coming near me, when he saw that his siblings were playing with me. That one was a curious little boy, always watching, but never coming too close. They will be 12 weeks old in mid june, so I will be able to take them in by the end of my semester.

~~~

This colourful one is a girl and apparently very, very shy. But when I met her she actually allowed me touch her. She was much more open to me than her siblings were and I spent a lot of time with her. I was actually surprised when the lady who they are staying with told me, that she is one of the shiest siblings, as the other ones kept their distance the whole time. She also started chewing on my finger which was kind of adorable and let me pet her belly gently. She's very sweet.

This tiny little black baby is her sibling, who we think might be a boy, but nobody knows for certain. He has dark brown tiger stripes on his back and adorable little paws. He's much smaller than his siblings, though he still seems to be the fittest of all. That sweet little baby actually let me come near him from the very beginning. He seems very mischievous and very energetic. He also hugged my finger and licked my hand. I'm in love.

That little cat actually reminds me of my bunny Hatchiko, who was a small epileptic little runt that attacked everyone who dared to come near her. We raised her by hand, because her mom didn't want her. She was the light of my life (and never hurt me once; I called her my sister for a reason (I was a child, I was allowed to call an aggressive bunny my sister)). Sadly Hatchi passed away in 2016 at the age of 3. That made me slightly emotional. But yeah, Hatchi was very tiny, especially compared to her siblings

Oh also, just to have a slight image of exactly how huge the size difference is. Here is the little guy in the middle, with his mom on the left and my lovely girl (his sister, the same age) on the right. I'm really hoping that there will be no medical issues with him, though I'm not too sure about that. But I didn't want the fact that he was more likely to get medical problems to be the reason not to adopt him. It would be hypocritical and that kid actually seemed too close to his sister to separate them. They were playing together the entire time.

[glitteratti]

omg ALL of my chanukah shopping is DONE. now i just have to figure out christmas -_-