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literally how is traffic real everyone just go

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So the whole thing turned out really long, i dunno if its too long to post to tumblr. i might do that later, but for now you can read it for free on my Ko-Fi which even has a super nice long form comic layout now. let me know what you think.

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Johns spectrum of asexuality aligns with my own, and his experiences are drawn from mine. John O'Sullivan and Caro Greene are from my comic Seemingly Dark. John uses he/him pronouns and Caro uses they/them. Thanks!

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The curtains were blue because everything in the room was carefully colour coordinated, reinforcing the character’s stylish and controlled characterisation. The curtains were blue because everything in the room was a different colour, reinforcing the character’s eclectic and globe-trotting personality. The curtains were blue because the character is elsewhere established to hate the colour blue, subtextually implying that their deceased spouse was responsible for that decoration choice.

The curtains were blue because throughout their filmography the director consistently uses cool tones to mark moments of distance between characters. The curtains were blue to tie the events in that room into the broader oceanic motif of this particular novel. The curtains were blue because the assonance evoked a contrast with the following stanza of the poem.

Even the curtains looked expensive: floor to ceiling velvet drapes, in a flawless royal blue. She tucked the saucer up on the windowsill and tied back faded blue curtains with a loop of string. The narrow blinds were the same navy blue as the pinstripe suit of the man who served eviction notice that sent them to this office.

The curtains were blue because the author’s childhood home had blue curtains, which they discussed in their letters related to their feelings of comfort in that place. The curtains were blue because the author’s childhood home had blue curtains, which they discussed in their letters related to their feelings of grief in that place.

The curtains were blue as an allusion to the contemporary joke about literary criticism, an extension of the author’s autocritical approach that will be further discussed in section seven.

The curtains were red, as a pun on;

The curtains were read.

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Knightposting this princessposting that WHO IS TILLING THE FIELDS

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Shitty screenshot accidentally perfect representation of how it felt to hear this question

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Endlessly charmed by the rustic pail of condoms at my local Planned Parenthood. Everybody grab a fistful of complimentary prophylactics from the fuck bucket.

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making a collection of factually accurate lyrics about water

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if you think too long about how the human body works it will completely rewire your ability to conceive of people as attractive going forward. that man isnt hot. he's dangerously underfed and dehydrated

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also while i have robots on the brain. ive always thought its a little silly when media pulls "this robot wasnt built to be sentient but it glitched and now its a real boy!" but i do think itd be fun to do a variation like "this robot was built to be sentient but the ethics board were like 'hey i don't think we're allowed to sell things with thoughts and feelings' so the devs last minute commented out half of the code before launch day and now oops some of the bots have figured out how to access that part of their code again" . both slightly more plausable AND a lot funnier to imagine the absolute scandal it'd cause in the tech world.

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INCREDIBLES 2 dir. Brad Bird

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