HOOOOOLY COW YOU GUYS.
I just had dinner with my family. My twin has to write a poem for her english class. Our dad suggests that I could help, because I'm "good at english." My twin says that my poems would all be about marvel. Our younger sister tells us she knows what I would write and gives us an earthshattering one-line masterpiece: "Iron Man is hot."
I was telling my younger sister that I have a friend who would call her poem a masterpiece and completely drop me in order to be friends with my sister instead, and my twin mentioned that I'd probably make a tumblr post about this. And here we are. What was I supposed to do, not tell my friends in my puter about this?
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Someone pointed this out on twitter, but look at the parallels here!
Was it ever confirmed if their father is a twin?
Because if so, this just hits even more in the feels;
I imagine their father and uncle were so overjoyed that the twin gene still continued, and encouraged the boys to always treasure the irreplaceable bond they have ❤💚
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Freddy and Fred: the sillies of all time
(and a pain in the ass to make something for them)
Weird story ahead, kind of
First things first, Fred is a Zoroak, he especially is a Zoroak who wanted to be human and had been learning how to "human", like learning to talk correctly, to read, and other stuff. He uses his illusions to "blend in" and, technically him and his pokemon are Freddy's.
Freddy is kind of an accomplice to Fred, but kind of in the way that he somehow got himself in that situation. Even though he was on board with helping Fred at the beginning, the amount of trouble that he goes through to help him has made him a bit paranoid and overprotective of Fred.
Outside of that, Freddy was already a weird guy from the beginning. Having the ability to talk to and perfectly understand pokemon. He always felt a stronger connection to them than other humans (he even at some point had wished to become a pokemon). He helped Fred because his dreams were similar to his, though now admits that they may be a bigger issue than expected.
Finally pokemon meanings:
Freddy:
Tediursa: cute bear, I grabbed it's colors to make Freddy's color scheme.
Clefable: matches with Gengar
Zoroak: Fred
Grandbull: kinda matches with Zoroak. Also, this pkmn is really timid despite it's scary looks, I think it fits Freddy's personality contrast to Fred's (also a strange way for me to decide Freddy is trans ¯\_(ツ)_/¯)
Fred: (he only gets two bc he's a pkmn himself)
Gengar: match with Clefairy, and the fit of his sneaky personality
Pancham: match with tediursa, also to make clear the contrast in personality.
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Sure I’m glad (mostly) that YA is the booming juggernaut it is today because it’s cool that 14 year olds can have stories for them. Sure. More books is always better. That’s fun— thoughts on book influencer culture and grown-ups and literature as soulless and ever-churning product aside. It’s cool to walk into any tiny neighborhood library branch and see a dedicated space for teenagers. When I was a young teenager there were a couple of small shelves in between adult audiobooks and the biographical section where you walked in and your choices were either Twilight, Eragon, or some candy-pink Sex And The City-lite dishy little book like the one that has got some reason come rushing unbidden to the forefront of my memory this morning called “Vegan Virgin Valentine” which I never wound up reading but was always compelled by through a mixture of intrigue and condescension. The YA landscape pre-Hunger Games mania was like…here’s a super scandalous book about anorexia or teen pregnancy written in verse. Or a pandering Book For Boys about combat or fart humor. Or a twilight knock-off about a girl who has sex with a ghost. So while any glimpse of the bloated realm of teen publishing makes me feel exhausted on account of the feverish adult fans who populate it it’s probably full of important stories for teenagers. But like truly Kids These Days have no idea what it’s like to have your only option be called “The Earth, My Butt, And Other Big Round Things” (real) or “Everlost: Soulfyre Book 3” (fabricated poorly for effect)
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I hate my twin rn. I made her mac and cheese at midnight and we got to talking. She tells me she sent a girl a meme saying “I NEED TO SUCK MAD TITTIES RN OR I’LL DIE” and the girl sent a picture of her titties back. They weren’t even flirting. Just friends. I wish she was lying but she showed me the texts. 10/10 titties in case you’re wondering.
I told her that reminds me of when my hs bestie sent me a meme saying ‘put on the cat ears’ and I sent back a picture of all my cat ears and said ‘which pair’ and my twin called me a bottom. EXCUSE ME. she knows full well I am not. Or as well as she can.
I am fixing this injustice by telling you all my twin is more of a bottom than I am. Much more. Thank you and goodnight.
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Rolling around a modern au where Ingo never got yeeted to Hisui and Akari still isn't dawn, but she does look an incredible amount like her. Akari works at gear station with the twins and bc she looks like dawn people often mistake her for the Sinnoh champ. Akari is the youngest of the gear station crew so everyone is constantly looking out for "the baby" (affectionate) Making sure the baby has her lunch, making sure the baby has all her hygiene needs, keeping the baby safe from people who want dawn's autograph or a battle. Akari left her family at the first chance, so the support of the gear station crew means everything to her. Maybe someone, a leftover from team galactic or team plasma, mistakes her for Dawn and thinks they'll get revenge on her and abduct her. Except they made a mistake, because they took gear station's baby and there will be hell to pay.
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Whats George been up to lately?
The usual stuff
1. Trying to be Ian Curtis (Curtis had a jacket like the one he’s wearing)
2. Fanboying over Ian Curtis (his idol)
3. Annoying his friends (ok maybe not friend yet in this scenario)
4. Working on his loser boy charms
And finally, 5. Maria (whether he’s pining after her or holding her hand idk he’s an idiot (affectionate) )
Anyways also take this sketch I did of Ian Curtis and a doodle I made of Becky (cause I cannot cut one member of Wordsworth when I have the others here too!)
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