#the jealous husband

[galleryofart]

The Jealous Husband

Artist: After Titian (Italian, 1488/90-1576)

Date: 1700-1799

Medium: Oil on canvas

Collection: National Trust Collections, United Kingdom

Description

Oil painting on canvas, The Jealous Husband (after Titian), after an original by Titian (Pieve di Cadore 1488/90 - Venice 1576) . Depicts a male and female figure, the male standing to the left of the female with his right arm raised. A copy of the fresco by Titian of 1511 in the Scuola del Santo, Padua

[rocktheholygrail]

Hannibal (2013-2015) blooper reel

[maynardotheratman]

I love how Bedelia is like “If you release Hannibal he is going to kill me and a bunch of other people” and Will is like “Tehee I know” 🤭

[j4y-k4y]

aziracrow in the wild wild west 🌵

[ato-dato]

Good omens 2: divorce time

[lablee-artsy]

I couldn't find a Naruhina version of this meme so I made my own 😁...I mean it's not like it's far from truth

[hemlock-dreams]

Your Kraven post you just made is making my brain spin like a microwave going at Mach speed like 1. Hot 2. Very hot 3. The mental image of Wade having a jealous no good very bad time over Spidey and Kraven is absolutely hilarious. I can only Imagine the hijinks and chaos

Wade does not like Kraven. Kraven does not get to pass go. He does not get to collect $200.

[theladydrgn]

I need more people to be talking about how absolutely JEALOUS Crowley is here

[confuzing]

SQH: Bro, I need your help.

SQQ: Oh?

SQH: I'm gonna read you some names and I just need you to let me know if you remember anyone else having them.

SQQ: Ah, vetting baby names so none of them overlap with wives or canon fodder. Smart move. Congratulations to you and Mobei Jun by the way.

SQH: Bro HOW.

SQQ: Mobei Jun already told Binghe he was expecting and Binghe told me of course. I was confused about how you'd gotten a male demon pregnant at first-

SQH: yeah you and me both

SQQ: But then I remembered you wrote a throwaway line in chapter 176 about the Mobei clan leaders always ensuring the validity of their heirs by "birthing them themself."

SQH: Oh noooo

SQQ: I remember thinking at the time that that must have been a typo because you'd already established the previous Mobei Jun was this one's father- but that was also the chapter where you had Binghe fight someone with his sword while in the air traveling by sword and I got so hung up on the logistics of that that I forgot to comment on the typo.

SQH: Why am I being beholden to my typos???

SQQ: The System hates you specifically.

[fakemichaelsheen]

crowley, bitter: I see how it is

aziraphale, sighs: crowley

crowley: I go to sleep for a few weeks-

aziraphale: -four years

crowley, gesturing: and you shack up with the enemy

gabriel: *grinning stupidly*

aziraphale, rubbing his temple: it’s not like that

crowley, pouts: well I don’t need you anyway. maybe I’ll go off with hastur. see how you like it *storms off*

aziraphale: …

gabriel, still smiling: he seems nice

[suchawrathfullamb]

unpopular take but I kinda think he was jealous in this scene. like. veeery subtly yk? like bitch why are you literally responsible for my killer? gtfo immediately

[wombywoo]

I found a pic my husband sent me of Russell when he was still living on The Streets, and just looking at how scruffy and scrappy he was compared to now....🥺

my babbyyyyyyyy 😭

[rocktheholygrail]

1x07 || 1x08

#jealous much?

[catzunnyuan]

More on LQG is a tiger spirit and it's liujiu.

LQG doesn't have scent glands or anything but he will steal SJ's inner robes to sleep with so they smell like him when SJ wears them. SJ does not in fact wear them and had them washed again and is very irritated.

Once it's clear LQG is actually for real courting him, SJ bitingly tells him if he pisses on qjp to mark his territory or something, sj will kill him.

SJ graciously gives LQG a handkerchief that smells like him when LQG is leaving to kill big monsters and by graciously I mean SJ infuses it with qi and uses it as a throwing weapon.

SJ makes a huge angry scene every time LQG leaves some dead thing on his peak but he is wearing a noticeable amount of eye wateringly rare furs lately.

(side note: MBJ hears about this, don't ask how, and decides he needs to do one better for his hamster)

One day when SJ is bitching about YQY LQG pipes in that yeah it's really not fair that YQY was able to coordinate in the lingxi caves for a year at such a young age, especially when there was so much drama about him

And sj is like "Explain"

This leads to a partial reveal, which leads to LQG posturing in front of YQY to keep him away from his spouse and SJ getting annoyed at both of them and kicking LQG back to BZP for a week to think about what he's done.

[horselulu]

老公的嫉妒心和占有欲太重有时候并不是什么好事情

[untoldstar]

yandere! married couple x fem reader

I like the idea of a yandere! married couple

Both in an arranged marriage, their lives completely consumed by their jobs, barely exchanging a few words a day. Sometimes when things got real busy and travel was involved they’d go an entire week or more without talking.

They don’t meddle in each others lives, the deal was they get married and then each of them can live their separate lives. So it’s safe to say that the wife wasn’t surprised when she started seeing the signs. Feminine perfume, dark red blotches on her husbands neck, a new excited gleam in his eyes she’s never seen before.

He’d fallen in love.

Not surprising. But it stings nonetheless. It’s just a reminder of their tragic reality. A loveless marriage out of convenience.

Her husband was a stoic workaholic, things like love, attraction and sex didn’t interest him. For fucks sake if he just wanted to fuck he had a woman who was literally his wife for that, and it would be a mutual understanding between the both of them. Just sex. Making the best of it since they’re married.

But no.

He wasn’t even ever really interested.

And even though that leaves a bitter pit in her chest curiosity bloomed nonetheless. What type of person could’ve caught his attention? She decided you must be special.

And it turns out you were.

She did her research and figured out everything about you. She feels terrible for it but she resorted to following you around in her car. Just to see how her husband behaved around you! To see him in a different light.

To see how it could have been with her had circumstances been slightly different.

She would observe you. How you had that youthful glow about you, a smile that made everyone swoon, a nice laugh that made his eyes twinkle and bite back his own smile. She’d never seen him smile like that. And she had no problem admitting you had an attractive body.

She gets it.

She gets why he fell for you.

She continues watching the both of you almost in awe. She felt like she was watching a romance movie. Eyes bouncing back and forth between the two of you, noting the different reactions you bring out of each other, how you gaze into each others eyes with that love sick look on your faces. As time went by her focus started to be directed more towards you..

Your laugh

Your smile

Your hair

Your eyes

Noting every single detail. She couldn’t get her eyes off of you.

She also couldn’t help but notice a black car that tailed you constantly and a certain clad in black man who watches you while speaking into his earpieces. She recognized both the man and the car to belong to her husband.

Oh god..

He was obsessed with you.

He was watching you all the time.

As was she.

At first she understood why he fell for you. Now, she really gets it. Because she had too. She’s falling into the same obsessive pit he fell into.

And now it’s only a matter of time before they butt heads over you.

She gulps down the last of her drink in her hand, head thrown back and eyes closed as she relaxes further into the soft cushioned chair in the dim living room, the only sounds are the crackling of the fire place and the occasional clink of her nails tapping on the glass.

A small soft smile pulls at her lips as your face flashes behind her eyelids.

Who would’ve thought this is how she would end up meeting you..

Maybe this miserable marriage was destiny’s way of bringing you two together.

Even if it was her husband who found you first. Before she can dwell on that thought longer she’s pulled out of her thoughts by the sound of the door opening and closing.

Speak of the devil..

His fancy dress shoes click against the marble floors until he’s right in front of her.

She lifts her head slightly to meet his glowering figure, deep dark eyes burning with such intensity she could almost see the fire behind them.

She offers a strained smile “Welcome home.” He’s silent for a few seconds, eyes darting over her face almost in a calculative manner “Stay away from her.” His deep voice comes out in a command. He doesn’t offer any more details and he doesn’t need to. They are both well aware of the situation they’re in “I’m afraid I can’t do that.” His gaze hardens “That’s your choice then. And I’ve just made mine.” A spike of panic pierces through her chest but she doesn’t show it. Desperately pushing down that fear that starts sprouting inside her. Her husband is powerful and he will take out the necessary people if they’re standing in his way.

And she’s in his way.

She’s not really surprised he’d go to that length for you. She schools her face into that of indifference as though what she’s about to propose isn’t a gamble that could either save her in more ways then one or end up being her demise “How about..we come to a mutually beneficial agreement?”

If that’s what got them married in the first place why shouldn’t it work now?