#the interactions would hilarious

[seraphim-seeker]

I blame a FanFic crack story I read but I DESPERATELY wanna make an AU where TFA Optimus is indeed the Son of Overlord. Of course no one knows this BUT Optimus and he keeps it Secret for a long time until like randomly while on Earth, he gets a comm from his Carrier, of course he starts panicking because WTAF?! It’s gonna so odd to tell his Team this and if the Decepticons or even the Elite Guard Finds out he is Deader than a damn Doorbell

I also just want excuse to give Ratchet a Spark Attack…. GOD!!

Also the SG version of this would just the Loving Parent with an Emo Kid who’s embarrassed by their parent Dynamic

[bunnieswithknives]

Dev this is serious stop beatboxing.

[snurtle]

I've been thinking about the templars lately. they were promised honor, virtue, told that they would be charged with protection of the innocent... And then those same people are systemically exploited and abused, abuse others because they're taught to regard everyone else as either sheep who need to be lead or potential threats. Never equals, except in their brothers/sisters-in-arms. They act as the guard-dogs and military arm of an entirely different organization that they're only a functionary member of but have no governing say in. Even the chantry aren't their equals- they function as the templar order's supervisors! And all this isolation and closing of ranks ends in disability, addiction, death, and abandonment by the system they spent their bodies in service of.

To top that off, retaliations against them just confirm the paranoia they were taught to embrace. It's probably a long hard road to get out of that hole.

Like, listen. the dichotomy of mage vs templars is a satisfying and easy one, but the system is tearing them apart too. have you ever heard of a retired templar?

at the end of it, mages and templars need to unite against the real threat. the chantry.

[ap-kinda-lit]

*plays ‘Campus’ by Vampire Weekend*

An awkward moment at Capsule Corp during the three year gap

[karouvas]

would absolutely love for part of the context of the “you’ve dated way more than I have” (which I will always maintain that whatever other factors are involved, had way more to do with Adam’s perception of Gansey’s levels of experience than the actuality of them / Adam is an unreliable narrator because he thinks of Gansey as the coolest hottest person evah and assumes everyone else feels this way too) to be that Adam spent ages thinking that Malory was their age but just had older mannerisms / hobbies like Gansey does and that Gansey might have dated them… in my mind the first time Gansey ever brings up Malory pre series he doesn’t use pronouns so Adam constructs this image of this glamorous old money English girl who has all of Gansey’s interests and is rabidly jealous of her, and also into the image of her in his head. Then like a few months later he realizes he’s a guy and is still jealous even though he thinks Gansey is straight or is he??… then like a few months after that it becomes clear he’s older but he’s still not sure How much older and this is Adam hot for evil Latin teacher Parrish so he’s still not ruling out the jealousy… and then he meets Malory and is embarrassed for his previous thoughts but still jealous, because he spent for much time with Gansey and because Adam is a neurotic freak.

[papertowness]

wilson you are so strange baby

[thepromisedbride]

the real reason that boy jerry hates ted so much and ted refuses to go into camp idontwannabang is because once ted tried to flirt with girl jeri in town and boy jerry caught him and now tries to kill him every time they come into contact

[jestroer]

Here's @mcyt-yuri-week day 6 - Outfit swap/Cozy!

I think pink-loving, constantly afraid, tall-men-scaring women should hang out!

[spinnysocks]

the frenemies of all time

it was so hard to find pictures of them in the same shots 😭 they're in the same scenes all the time but not the same shots- i think it's actually a purposeful choice by the animators to show they're not actually allied, which i think is cool

[charismabee]

about the livestream ama

Jonny Sims saying the Contrarian and the Skeptic were a buddy cop duo was so based and real of him

(And that the Opportunist thinks everyone loves him but they don't)

but what interested me most was him saying the Hunted and Cold would be friends. I've never really thought about that pairing before but it does work. The Hunted's main thing being keeping the body alive could help balance out the Cold's general blasé nature when it comes to death, while being rational enough (focussing on his senses and what he knows is real) for the Cold to actually take him seriously. While the Cold being able to push the Hunted to act somewhat like the Stubborn, but slightly less strongly. He's confident that they can get the job done, and with the Hunted keeping them alive they could get a lot done without either really getting sick of the other. Just two reliable guys.

A little off topic but I think they'd work pretty well as a trio with Paranoid too, given a little time for Paranoid to get used to it. Cold's confidence plus Hunted's survival instinct could give him something reliable to work with, and I think he could help him by pointing out when they're going to far in either direction and going to get themselves hurt, as both can be rather single minded (on different things, mind you, but definitelythings that could leave them with blind spots) while Paranoid thinks of every possibility and could probably bring up flaws in any given plan that the others wouldn't notice, and at least Hunted would probably take it into consideration if its going to get them hurt or killed. Like a scared little peer reviewer of any plans the other two would execute

[zetadraconis11]

HL Incorrect Quote #77

*outside a poacher camp*

MC: I think this is a pretty good plan. What do you think, Amit? Can you give me a number crunch real quick?

Amit: Give me a second... I'm coming up with thirty-two point three three, repeating of course, percentage of survival.

Natty: That's a lot better than we usually do. Alright, you think we're ready, guys?

Sebastian: Alright, chums, let's do this. *starts running into camp* SEBASTIAN SALLOOOOWWW!

Poppy: Merlin's beard, he just ran in!

MC, running in as well: Sebastian! Stick to the plan, guys! Stick to the plan!

[ssaraexposs]

Do you think Gin told her brother about Katai's confession? It's unclear if Aku's just being a protective older brother, or if he genuinely ignores this guy's existence. Anyway, Katai sure is a brave one lol

[stay-funky-ponyboy]

So if Caleb and Beau know Ryn and Ryn has been acquainted with Yussa.. here's how Yussa can get involved...

[madmasterspage]

Once after 76 chapter...

Moran, in casual tone: So... Have you guys fucked already?

Sherlock, shocked: WHAT?!

Moran, without embarrassment: I asked 'Have you guys fucked already?'

Sherlock, trying to be patient: I heard you! What I want to know is what is the point of the question?!

Moran, starting to enjoy it: Well, the point of the question is I wonder if you fucked or not.

Sherlock, sighing: Fuck.

Moran, genuinely grinning: Yes. Exactly.

William: Oh look, they are getting along so well already.

[milo-igidk]

i just rlly want vespera to show up in unraveled like plsssss shannon pleaseeee ill never forgive you for killing her off but can you at least have her one more time 😭

like i dont rlly remember stellarlune that much but im like pretty sure she can do this thing with illusions where shes there even if she isnt so have her do that

[radfem-polls]

no neither no nuance no suicide option

would u rather have a

-pornhub son

-watchpeopledie.tv daughter