#the hunter literally let us win

[muqingslover]

[ This is different than what I usually post but I had to get this out of my system. The new DMC show brought back so many memories and idc what the haters say it's PEAK.

Anyway, to the DMC lovers out there, please accept this humble offering ]

Being in a relationship with Dante. | some NSFW included.

⊹— He may be the best demon hunter but in a relationship? He's the BIGGEST loser. Dante is always throwing some lame pick-up line your way and believe me when I say he will not give up until one sticks. (Spoiler warning: The fact that it actually works only makes him want to do it again)

—⊹ Dating Dante is not for the faint hearted. You have to be ready for all kinds of beyond ridiculous situations and have a godly amount of adaptability.

⊹— He will ALWAYS answer the phone for you. Literally. It doesn't matter what he's doing or where he is he will pick up the second he sees your name on the screen.

"Babe? Oh yeah! I'm totally still up for dinner! By the way, can you add those pieces of chocolate again to— *Approaching yelling in the background* Just a sec! *Crashing sounds and gunshots* Whew, okay, anyway like I was saying—"

—⊹ Oh yeah, he loooooves using pet names and silly nicknames. His personal favorites are "Babe" and "My little luck charm".

⊹— He likes to give you "traditional" dating gifts because that's what he always saw others do so when he shows up with a big ass teddy bear and a box of chocolates (which by the way he definitely ate some before giving it to you) please tell him you love it.

—⊹ Bro is so competitive. Dante is NOT letting you win in card games or any other board games because he wants to show off his skills to you. Though, if you get genuinely upset he would feel bad and invite you to play video games with him because he fails miserably at them every time.

⊹— His hands grab your ass every time you hug him. Not even in a sexual way he just can't help it and he never fails to throw a "nice ass" right after.

—⊹ Missing jewelry, hat or belt from your closet? He's the culprit. This guy will wear anything as long as he believes he looks good in it. I pray for you if you guys are a similar size because then you will have full clothing pieces missing.

⊹— He is THE hype man. Dante kisses the ground you walk on and he supports your rights and rights (because you could never do any wrong ;)).

—⊹ Dante's favorite thing is to show you off in every opportunity he gets. And if he doesn't have the opportunity then he'll just do it anyway. He is constantly yapping about how incredibly hot his partner is, how good your cooking is, how cute you look when you're focused and the way you smell so damn good all the time like, man! You're a freaking gift from the gods! (someone save poor Lady she can't bear to listen to him any more)

⊹— Please also hype him back in return! He has the worst praise kink case I've ever seen. Each time he's praised he just doesn't know what to do with himself and despite the initial cocky attitude he is easy to overwhelm if you don't stop. The first time you praised him while patting his head or scratching his chin he got a hard-on and had to rush out with a poor excuse before you noticed it.

—⊹ There is nothing romantic about sharing a bed with him. It's an absolute nightmare. First of all, this guy is physically incapable of sleeping with his clothes on. He just can't do it. Dante used to sleep butt ass naked but then you convinced him to at least wear boxers. Next on the list of problems is the snoring— Like, it's so loud you thought there was a truck engine next to you instead of your boyfriend. Not to mention the fact he takes up all space on the bed and moves around SO MUCH while he's asleep.

Please invest in separate beds before you kill him.

���— Absolutely hates morning. Getting him out of bed is the hardest thing to do and that's saying a lot with the life you two lead. He will keep you trapped in bed with him by wrapping his strong arms around your waist only to when you get up he sloooowly slides off the mattress and onto floor like a worm hanging to you.

—⊹ Surprisingly, or not, very insecure. This man is not controlling in any way though, he is just very worried that he won't be able to protect you if something was to happen or that you will realize you made a mistake by being with him.

⊹— His favorite thing is to make you smile. I know a lot of people paint him as stupid but I genuinely think he just acts silly as a defense mechanism. It's a mask. With you, though? He will purposely act like a dork because he knows it makes you smile.

—⊹ To add to that, Dante does everything he can to keep your spirits up; Someone hurt your feelings? No need to fret, he’s already planning their downfall. Feeling under the weather? tickle monster time! Migraine? He is closing the curtains and cuddling you until it gets better!

⊹— The filter between his brain and mouth is naturally bad but with you, who he is truly comfortable with, it's just INEXISTENT. This may range from random, useless bullshit to out of pocket comments that should definitely not be said out loud.

—⊹ Physical contact is his thing. I mean, he NEEDS it and can be very high maintenance about it. Having his hands on you is not enough for Dante he has to be as close as physically possible and you need to be giving him some kind of attention in return.

⊹— Hugging you from behind when you're cook, snuggling while on the couch together, keeping a firm arm hooked around your waist while outside, constantly nuzzling his nose on your hair, kissing your neck at every chance he gets, pulling you into his lap as if it's his second nature ECT.

—⊹ Did I mention he adores your hair? In particular long hair because then he can fidget with it by twirling it around his finger or by being a dork and putting it between his lips and nose to make a mustache.

⊹— Your lips are like a drug to him. He will be saying "okay, okay I REALLY gotta bail now" and then stare at you for a solid two seconds then steal another kiss and another and another....oops, he's 30 minutes late already.

—⊹ Dante is a biter. God help you when you give him cuteness aggression (which is basically always) because he will chew on you like candy. Your skin is often red from teeth marks and he doesn't feel sorry about it at all.

⊹— Cannot cook to save his life but absolutely loves your food. Especially if you're good at baking! Man's scarfing down those sweet treats like it's his last meal on earth.

—⊹ He sings while he's showering and holds the bottle of shampoo to you like a microphone so you'll join him. Oh and yes, he is VERY tone-deaf.

⊹— No matter how many times he sees you naked he never gets tired of that blessed sight. He flirts with you like it's the first time he's seeing you and those naughty eyes speak for themselves.

—⊹ He has a high libido, especially in the beginning of the relationship where he's even more excitable than usual. Sex can be very clumsy and messy with him, but that's just what makes it so him.

⊹— If you're a breasty lady, he is reaaaaaally into you using your boobs to get him off. Dante also enjoys having your lips around his cock more than words could describe and a quickie in dark, tight spaces is part of the package with him.

—⊹ Bondage is a guilty pleasure of his. Dante prefers to be the one restrained and left at your mercy instead of the other way around because it's just very hot to him when you take control. You're also the only one he would trust to be this vulnerable with.

⊹— This guy is always late for EVERYTHING, but he shows up without a fail in the end. No matter how battered or tired he might be, not even if he was run over by a truck, he will definitely be there.

[wandixx]

Danny, the Young Justice member snippet nr 3 GIW made a lot of mistakes and the biggest one was going against Young Justice part 1

As you can see by the title (I need better ideas, you're all welcome to share yours), this is kinda part of "Danny, the Youg Justice member" but as something I have more of actual idea about. So while I encourage people adding their stuff to other snippets, please let this one be. I will be adding to it. It's even partially written :D

unrelated snippet nr 1, unrelated snippet nr 2

"Hey guys" Danny greeted clearly winded, phasing through the wall. Whole Team turned towards him, some giving him a side eye “Sorry I’m late” 

“You’re good, my dude” Wally answered, patting him on the back as soon as halfa landed, turning into his human form. They gave him a moment to catch his breath(just how fast he tried to fly there?) before grabbing their bags. Dick jumped and threw himself over the speedster's and halfa’s shoulders.

“Happy Harbour, we’re coming!” he yelled.

He fixed his grip when he caught Danny’s quick wince under the pressure as they left the headquarters. Judging by look on his face, Kaldur caught it too.

“So what’s on the agenda?”

“There is an amusement park in city, so we’re going to enjoy our free time there” M’gann explained with excited smile “I can’t wait to see it, I heard it’s fun”

Artemis nodded with a grin.

“I bet I can win more plushies than all of you. No powers,” she demanded after a moment, slamming her hand n a random tree for better dramatic effect.

“Stakes?” he asked, competitive like always. While blonde shared her idea of ‘no locker room duties for a month’, Danny explained all the questions M’gann asked about what even bet was and what stakes meant. Dick was sure she knew the answers to all of them but he didn’t say anything. He was trained well enough to catch Conner listening intently, despite his clear effort to hide it.

It turned into a whole Team competition.

It was going to be an aster.

***

M’gann was having a blast. Everyone already had two to four plushies, stomach full of unhealthy food and manageable nausea from the roller coaster. Wally and Danny were throwing popcorn to each other's mouths, Robin challenged Conner and Artemis to the next game. It really was fun just like she was told!

It was much less fun when literal blast shot a few feets away from them. Ground where it hit was burned. Halfa squealed, projecting a strong wave of distress. Without second thought he threw his hood on and changed his posture, frantically looking for a hiding spot.

Few children started crying, their families scrambling to get away before attackers started shooting again and hurt them. Workers, already used to working in less than ideal circumstances, quickly, but without panic warranted by recognised villains or outright invasion, shut down reinforced blinds and probably walked out to inform someone. At least they didn’t have to worry about potential civilian casualties. 

“Do you know who they are?” M’gann asked, quickly establishing the Mindlink.

“Don’t worry about it” he answered, putting on crazy big sunglasses that Wally won some time before.

“My dude, we just got shot at. We have every right to worry”

“Calm down, Wally. I got shot at, you’re just close by. I’ll handle it” With a ruffle of his hair and a piece of popcorn thrown in his mouth,he turned around, just moment after the next blast almost caught his arm. He plastered a smile on his face.

“Hey, I’ve seen guns like these in laser tag! But I’ve never found them cheap enough to get without selling my kidney!” he yelled enthusiastically.

When the rest of them turned around, M’gann saw ten people in sunglasses and pristine white, holding guns straight from the mad scientist’s lab. THey stood still, projecting surprise bordering on shock. She could also feel hunter's happiness underneath it, intense enough that she considered breaking the ‘don’t mess with people’s brains’ rule. As a treat.

“Don’t worry guys, they won’t harm you. Act like you  don’t believe you’re in danger. Like they're a bunch of LARPers or something” It was easier said than done, especially when Danny, who nearly always underestimated the danger, was so terrified. 

“Who are they?!”

“Wally throw me a bit of popcorn, please” Halfa asked, ignoring Artemis almost yelling in their minds. In turn, he was ignored by the speedster. Three of the men turned to check something on weird sort of scanner. Danny's false smile went from cheerful to embarrassed. 

“Dang me and my poor communication skills” he said, loud enough for men to hear but not enough to sound like he was talking to them, before asking louder “I meant to ask, where have you brought it and how much does it cost?”

This seemed to actually shake men out of their shock. They got furious.

“You won't trick us this time, ghost scum” one of the guys with a scanner snarled. Danny pursed his lips in childish gesture of displeasure.

“Rude much” he muttered as if he wasn’t shining with terror like a lighthouse. Robin perked up as if something got him curious.

“Wait, ghost? What do–”

“What are you cosplaying?” Artemis blurted out. Men got visibly angry but Danny smirked.

“Don't antagonize them,” Kaldur commended. 

“If shit goes south I'll get you out of there, half a second flat” Wally offered.

“Thanks dude. Good job Artemis, they hate to be treated like a joke they are” halfa praised but out loud asking:

“Ghostbusters? No, they had different uniforms. But who else got a thing for ghosts?”

“Quit joking around, we caught you Phantom! You ran far from Amity Park but-”

“Who is Phantom?” Robin interrupted rudely (they deserved to be rude to them).

“Where is Amity Park, Utah? Cali?”  Conner asked, adding fuel to the fire of chaos with barely contained glee. He liked messing with anyone even slightly resembling Kadmus staff and these guys marked almost all of the boxes.

“Illinois” provided chubby man who looked and felt like he didn't want to be there almost as much as they teens did. Danny relaxed slightly.

“Agent W you have no clearance to share this information“

“You were in Illinois and didn't tell me, Tommy?” M’gann finally spoke, jokingly punching his arm.

“I wasn't, I swear! I've never set a foot outside of this state in my life!”

“Quit messing around, you freak!!!” the guy, with the biggest ego and probably the leader, screamed.

“Can I please mess their heads up?”  M’gann asked, pushing hope through Mindlink as hard as she could.

“Again, rude. What did I even do to deserve that?”

“Like you–”

“Operative K, I think they really don't know anything “ Agent W, the nicest out of the batch, interrupted “Maybe it left some ectoplasm on this boy to throw us off?”

“They called you it, Danny” Conner seethed, looking like only Kaldur’s hand on his shoulder was stopping him from punching all of them straight to the sun. M’gann was already reaching for their minds.

“We need to run a scan to be sure. Come here boy”

“Now, who are you?!” Robin got defensive, sliding to shield Danny from asiliants. Conner and Artemis joined him, so clearly furious that M’gann almost retreated from Mindlink. She wasn’t any calmer, it just felt overwhelming to be backed up by five other people.

“It’s classified”

Kaldur took a photo with an obnoxiously loud sound effect. Wally appeared right behind Danny, ready to evacuate him. Artemis barely kept herself from tackling the nearest ‘agent’ to the ground.

“What are you doing, boy?” Operative K splurted, absolutely flabbergasted.

“Calling the police”

“Why?”

“Robin, throw some laws, please”

“Oh, that’s easy,” the boy jumped in gleefully “You assaulted our friend and refused to state why you would have credentials to do so or even who are you. You carry modified weaponry openly in public and I doubt you have a permit, carelessly use it  against minors, endangering innocent bystanders while we’re at it. You disturb public peace. I think that’s enough to get you arrested. Wait you know what, call ‘Supervillain emergency hotline’ instead, this is serious attack”

“Right ahead of you, already calling them”

It wasn’t that big of a problem even if someone tried to qualify this as spam. Young Justice Team was first to respond to all threats in Happy Harbour anyway.

Danny let out a low ‘uuuu’ with a smirk. Someone powered up a gun. Wally slightly raised halfa of the ground, ready to bolt.

“It’s okay young man,” the nice agent started, raising his hands in a placating gesture “We’re searching for a dangerous supernatural entity and may have overreacted. In our defense, Phantom is known to be tricky and we wouldn’t be surprised if it used human disguise to hide from us. Your friend gives off the same type of energy like what we use to track it so we assumed they’re the same. We’re sorry”

“Agent W you don’t have clearance to disclose that to-”

“Operative K, after the last few incidents we have to be more throughout before jumping to assumptions. Agent Gamma wouldn’t be pleased if your temper caused the next scandal,” Agent W look at them again, with a forced ‘warm’ smile “We’re really sorry for bothering you. We have reasons to believe Phantom is somewhere around but don’t worry about it, we will be on the lookout. If you see it, please contact us and we will take care of it” M’gann grabbed the ‘WANTED’ poster from man’s outstretched hand. She barely restrained herself from doing something irresponsible, like turning every man in white into a brainless vegetable.

“Later M'gann”

“But Robin…” she whined before sending a small laugh so they knew she wasn’t serious. She knew that Conner and Danny were anxious about this use of her powers.

Agent’s left and everyone relaxed. Wally put Danny back down and leaned back, jokingly rolling back his arms as if he got tired. Halfa stopped with a loud thump to sit on the ground. He was paler than usual.

Artemis shouted, alarmed.

“That was way too close” he started, aiming for a cheerful tone but missing by a mile “I’m fine, just need a moment to cool down. Sorry for that, guys. I thought I lost them over Ohio”

“That’s fine, personally I don’t care, we knew better than to expect a whole day without something going wrong, but who were they?” Wally asked, already back to eating popcorn.

Danny sighed, so deeply M’gann felt it in her bones even though she didn’t try to read him.

“I think this is the talk we should have in the Mountain”

part 2

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★ kinktober file 01 — wandering star, d. winchester

based on this request here, fem! reader, 18+ mdni, warnings of established relationship, degradation, dumbification, edging, p in v, oral sex, praise kink, english is not my first lenguage (thank god!) any mistakes? i’m not sorry for it, feel free to hit me up with requests in my inbox to keep kinktober going! <3 also, dividers by @cafekitsune!

He’s cocky after a hunt goes the way he wants.

Dean Winchester’s always a damn headache after a sucessful solved case. He gets in this mood where he feels invincible and well, he just feels like he could win the lottery if he puts his mind into it.

Sam’s done by the time you guys are in the next town, checking into another cheap motel. The older Winchester has been a damn pain in the ass the whole ride so the first thing he does when you guys ask for separate rooms? Ditch the problem to you.

“He’s your boyfriend,” he’d say, obviously done with his sassy attitude as he left to his own private space — Sacred space he values since you appeared. “You deal with him.”

You love your boyfriend that’s for sure but after a hunt? Your muscles are sore, you feel like you’re going to get sick and on top of all? You been dying for a hot shower and bed.

Dean’s plans are way different, cause by the time Sam leaves saying he’s going to buy burgers in any open restaurant, he’s all over you. Literally.

“Why are you so needy?” you ask furrowing your brows, he’s in a good mood now that he survived a violent ghost who’s bones you had to burn, and honestly, it doesn’t make any sense: The rush of adrenaline? The near death experience? Usually he’s deep in his third dream by now, but that night? He got this grin in his face when he’s pushing you to the motel bed despite any response he could recieve—. “Dean.”

“Just want to make m’lady feel on cloud nine,” he says, planting soft kisses on the exposed skin of your neck, a fight you cannot possibly win. “Can I do that? Take care of my girl?”

Thing is, deep down, you don’t want to win any fight. Not that one at least when Dean’s pulling you to the edge of the bed, unblucking his belt as he lets the fabric of his jeans fall to the floor, he’s craving you ever since you pulled this show up in the morning when you said there was no time to shower together since the case was so important. Naked, standing in a foggy bathroom: You won’t let him have you? Not even ten minutes? Fucking unfair.

He can do a lot in ten. You do love it even when it’s rushed, when Sam’s pushing on the other side of the door screaming something about being late, his only goal is to take whatever he needs, so in ten minutes he can do plenty. He can kneel on the slippery floor, filthy thoughts as he helps you lift up your leg — “Such a pretty pussy, already dripping for me?” he would said, the sound of his voice imprinted in your memory. The warm water burns on your skin as he uses a hand to spread you open, buring his face in your cunt without a previous warning.

Even under the shower he makes you sweat. Dean’s damn skilled so he knows what spot he needs to hit to get you there, the wet sounds that fill the bathroom on random mornings — He knows you’re getting there when his digits finally fill you up in a way you can even describe, his tongue lapping over your clit, taking his time, savouring each sound he manages to get out of you, the way you say his name when he’s nose-deep in what he claims belongs to him.

And god you’re a mess. A fucking mess every single time.

“You owe me,” Dean says confident, “We solve the case, job done here. I want your full attention now.”

He has it soon after. Every ounce of it.

He’s not patient enough to play with you before like he would do in the morning, in the dirty motel you’re now at the hunter would mumble something about not giving a single fuck about preparing you cause you’re already wet enough for him, something about being already used to his size cause he’d fucked you plenty of times before, that your warm and tight cunt is already prepared for him cause you’ve been his for months, convinced that you can take him. No problem at all.

“You were such a bitch to me this morning,” he says, pushing your cheek against the matress, not caring enough about your comfort as he forces himself inside you, muffling the sounds of your moans as he places his hand on your mouth, keeping you in place—. “Do you have any idea of how hard is to concentrate on a ghost when all I can think is to have you beneath?”

He’s rough when he’s needy, straight up filthy as he lets his primal desires take over. Dean forgets about it all. His hand collides against your ass a couple of times, spanking hard enough so the skin is red to be visibly noticiable, to make you think about another pain more than the one you felt as he’s finally buried inside you.

“Atta girl” he praises, leaning to place kisses on your shoulders, giving you just enough time to adjust— “Lookin’ so pretty when full of my cock.”

He enjoys the view so much. So damn much Dean chuckles for a second, almost proud of the mess he’s done with you, always so damn tight, already clenching on his dick as you squirm desesperate to move. He got you where he wants you to be.

“Move that nice ass for me,” he says seconds after, demanding you to take him faster as he moves you at the rythm he needs—. “That’s it, fuck yourself pretty witch, work for it.”

“Dean,” you whine, the sound distant thanks to his fingers covering your mouth— “Dean-please”

“What are you begging for?” he chuckles, the sound of his laugh making your skin shiver as his hips buckle up to meet the pace you’ve been setting— “My girl is dumb for my cock already? Only a few minutes in and my baby is talking nonsense?”

He’s giving you exactly what you need, that nice pace as he grabs you by the tights, fingers buried in your skin as his movements become more erratic, desesperate as the time passes.

Dean waits. Cause he can be a cruel son of a bitch sometimes, drive you fucking mad cause he knows when’s you’re close to release, when you’re ready to cum as he slides his cock off, leaving you hollow as you loudly gasp.

“What the actual-fuck?” you ask clearly annoyed, looking over your shoulder as he offers you a sly grin—. “Dean, what the fuck?”

“We are goint to work in some manners here,” he says, grabbing you by the hair, roughly pulling your head to the side so he can look at your face while speaking—. “Cause you’re not doing to me what you did in the morning ever again. Teasing me all fucking day, acting all innocent about it. No. You’re gonna cum when I say so. And we’re gonna start all over again ‘till that big brains of yours finally gets it: No more leaving Dean Winchester all hard in the bathroom.”

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[yanderemommabean]

Drider Mahito please mama I am begging on my hands and knees

The spider crawls forward, humming and tilting his head as he examines a few spots of his surroundings. A small bush here, a skittering critter over there, and of course a terrified bounding deer that’s trying to avoid the fate of the current one dangling and bleeding in the creature's mouth. 

He’s so excited,the electricity thrumming over his skin. He wants to catch as many meals as he can, he’s sure if he catches the most then things will go just as planned! 

Mahito was positive that all he needed to do was show he could hunt, gather, and track to be able to win your heart. He’s kept an eye on you for about a month now, watched you celebrate a holiday here and there, and was just in awe. You’re so intriguing. Most humans have boring and too bland of a life for him to care for, but you…You have a way about you. The way you carry yourself, the way you stand up to people despite their rank in your nest, the way you favor one thing yet despise another. 

He wonders if you’re the kind to appreciate the beauties of eating one's family members. He could scoop up that pesky relative who questions too much, you seem to have an ire of sorts towards them. 

Ah, maybe as a first courting sort of gift. For now he has to at least get his feet in the door! 

Maybe you’d like that street cat as well? You cuddle the other ones though…mmm…No, best to leave it be. You humans have weird ways to show some creatures affection, and others horror and disdain. 

Though, he supposes that's every creature. 

Trudging around in the trees, he hums a small tune and waves to the other Driders and Nagas, finding their meals and their bones to chew on. Some wave with a smile, others move on with their eyes down or a soured look on their faces. 

They’re smart. They see the markings that Mahito bears and know to stay a good distance. He has a reputation for mauling and using his venom just because some dare to look him in the eye. But that doesn't mean he’s a monster! What? He can’t have fun and play around?! 

A crackle of leaves and twins makes everyone alert, and a wide, almost manic smile grows on Mahitos face. It's you! That scent, that heart beat, the heat he can see on your flesh-It’s you! Oh he can't wait! He can’t wait! 

He scurries forward, blood and meat dripping down his chin and chest as he hurries toward you, pupils wide and wild as he manages to pinpoint exactly where you are. Ah! Now that he’s this close, he’s suddenly nervous! 

But you look so pretty, so delicate, so easy to break and eat and devour if you were more of his prey….

Thankfully you’re his mate! Or, well, you will be! See, he isn’t keen on being told no to something he desperately wants. Be it food, territory, or a way to be with you every single day for the rest of his life. 

You’ll accept, you’ll come home with him, learn his name and learn to stay inside at all times when he isn’t beside you. You’ll kiss and laugh and you’ll tell him how much you love him, how he’s such a good boy for you, how he’s such a hard working hunter who deserves your attention and love and- 

He’s so lost in his excitement he doesn't hear the horrified screams you make as he drops the raw meat and bones at your feet. He just grins, a large tongue coming to swipe at his blood stained teeth as he waits like a dog for your answer and your praise. Surely you see how hard he’s worked on this right?! 

Oh…you’re…scurrying away again? 

Well that’s rather ungrateful don’t you think? 

After everything he’s done? 

His expression sours, but he doesn’t let you get away as he easily gets ahead of you, lifting you up with ease as you dangle in his grasp, begging for your life and terrified of the creature holding your life in his hands, literally. 

“Insolent little wretch. I swear. I did all of this and you’re just going to turn away?!” he hisses, teeth coming close to nipping your skin as you feel your heart seize in your chest. Your voice, quivering and weak, speaks out as he dangles you higher, wanting to see the fear in your eyes for denying him your courtship. 

“Please don’t kill me”. What? What the fuck are you talking about?! Why would you assume-

It clicks. You see him as a predator on the hunt rather than a mate to be loved by. Huh. How did you ever come to that conclusion? It’s like you think he’d eat your bone marrow or something! 

Then there’s a simple solution to this! He just holds you in his hand, tight and firm, carrying you and your wriggling body away to the dark edges of his territory as he explains how he’ll prove himself. 

It’s easy! You just have to let him show you how much he wants you! Well, it's more of a need at this point. He went feral just thinking of you with some other mate, human or not. And if those Naga's want their tails intact they’ll know to keep their distance.

-Mommabean (I hope you enjoyed!)

[for-those-who-wait]

Hey I think I asked you about your Detroit become human au before a bit ago but I love the idea so much! I know you’re super busy but if you can I would love to see more about it!

Sorry for asking about it again I’m just really interested in it. 😭🙏

No please don't be sorry I love to talk about it whenever I'm not creatively bankrupt!! I'm just sorry it took so long for me to actually think of new stuff to add

I had some of these doodles already prepared but never really finished them up until I came up with a cute little idea

I didn't think of where to put in Flapjack until I remembered that android animals existed, and then I had a brain blast moment where I realized that Hunter can still talk to Flapjack! They are little android buddies, they can interface and talk and be friends!! I think it would also help to make him feel a bit more comfortable with his identity as an android to be able to have his little buddy to have fun private conversations with. Camila introduces them (maybe he had gotten hurt by a previous owner and she found him and let Gus fix him up) and Hunter is a bit tentative about it at first, but Flapjack is adorable and sweet and quickly wins him over

I just now had the idea that Gus, since he's super into android stuff, would probably be a big resource for software and hardware difficulties. Oh, you fell and your arm is working kinda wonky? Call up Gus, he'll crack you open and take a look. The dude doesn't mind in the least, he freaking LOVES going down mechanical and coding rabbit holes to better understand how androids work. I like to think that if Hunter ever got hurt and chose not to accept help because of body/species dysphoria, Gus would be a really good resource for him to try and feel as normal as possible while he's getting fixed. Gus is his brother and he loves him and they're just good to each other okay? Gus would probably crack some jokes or something to get Hunter's mind off it, or infodump about android organs or something (and Hunter would be begrudgingly interested because they are nerds, and Hunter is interested in androids too underneath all the problems he has with deviancy. Like dude they're robots, what's not to love?)

Also some Gus being so over Hunter's "androids can't feel love" phase featuring Vee and Masha being very adorable and very obviously in love :) Hunter is a very silly stupid man. He will find any way to make literally everyone exempt from the terrible rules Philip fed him, except for himself

I'm trying to think of a potential situation that would parallel Hunter's possession, and I think it would probably be basically the same thing that happens in Connor's deviant path (when he deviates and joins the revolution as an ally) where Amanda (a separate AI in his programming that's basically how CyberLife keeps him in check) takes over Connor's programming last minute to try and put a stop to the revolution.

So my current thought is that Philip is basically using Hunter as a trojan horse. His main programming is to act and believe like he's a normal human but similar to Connor, he's basically a sleeper agent without knowing. I imagine that once Hunter gains access to his software (thanks to Vee and Gus), he starts finding programs and files that are labeled as pretty scary things. He shouldn't have to know the most efficient way to shut an android down or incapacitate a human.

If and when Philip finally goes looking for Hunter and sees the first android he's seen in Gravesfield besides Hunter (aka Vee), he's not going to take that well.

I haven't drawn anything for it but so far I'm thinking that he takes control of Hunter's programming, maybe through some taking advantage of his interfacing system, and locks him in his own head a la Connor and Amanda to sic him after Vee and Flapjack (assuming that Philip's main goal, similar to both canons, is to eradicate deviants). It's likely that his friends will try to apprehend him, Vee or Gus will try (and maybe fail a couple times) to delete the programming while Camila deals with Philip. The guy is old and decrepit and Camila would absolutely whoop his ass with the ease of swatting a fly.

Things will be fine; Vee is all good and they manage to delete whatever programming screwed with Hunter's control, but that kid is going to be HELLA anxious about interfacing again from then on since he's afraid of 1) losing his own control and 2) potentially passing the virus onto someone else. It could go two ways at that point: Hunter could either kill Flapjack since Flapjack is technically a deviant android and therefore a target, or we can be nice and let Flapjack live to help him heal from this brand-new trauma.

So yeah hopefully that sates some curiosity! I'm glad you're interested in it because I honestly really love to think of new stuff whenever my brain decides to work hahaha

[strawberrybunnystuff]

Outlast Characters Reacting To You Having Thick Thighs

Synopsis: They see your thick thighs firsthand and react to you by calling them to lie down with their heads on them.

Franco Barbi

Being the eccentric flirt that Franco is, he would waste no time in complimenting your enormous thighs. His gaze goes indiscreetly straight to them.

"Madonna mia...those thighs came straight out of a Renaissance painting!"

Franco is so dramatic that he kneels in front of them while sliding and stroking your beautiful thighs.

"So full...so firm...la mia musa ispiratrice...you really know the power you have, don't you? And you know how to use it to drive me crazy."

He would literally treat you like a muse straight out of a sculpted work of art. Make no mistake, he doesn't have only pure intentions with this...

You asking him to lie on your thighs:

Franco is very surprised when you ask him. His eyes are so wide as if he were having the last and only chance to touch a true living masterpiece.

"Oh, how beautiful! Such a divine invitation can only come from the goddess Venus herself."

Franco approaches as he slowly lays his head on her thighs, closing his eyes while smiling charmingly.

"So I can die happy, among this living marble and the perfume of paradise."

Leland Coyle

This dirty cop, first analyzes you. From bottom to top, his eyes run over the flesh of your thighs, then the crooked smile appears at the corner of his lips, his eyes fixed on the space between what you are wearing underneath and the curve of your thighs.

"You really are a naughty little thing, huh?"

He approaches you, with his hand on his belt, lightly tapping it with his finger.

"Have you ever thought about what might happen if you keep teasing me like this?"

Even using his tough cop pose and sunglasses that hide his eyes, you know he is charged with sexual tension.

Leland sees your thighs as a promise to himself. A provocation. This is a game he needs to win.

You calling him to lie on your thighs:

Leland is surprised by your call but soon finds it amusing and mischievous. He crosses his arms in the pose of resistance and arches his eyebrows.

"Do you want me to lie down there? Are you trying to reverse the roles, huh?"

Your resistance doesn't last even minutes. He sighs and then gives in as he approaches you. When his head rests on your thighs, he says:

"Only because I'm addicted to those damn legs..."

And then he turns his face to the side to lightly rub his cheek against your skin, sly as a risky cat that has surrendered to affection.

Mother Gooseberry

Gooseberry is a discreet indiscreet when it comes to her thick thighs. Gooseberry lets out a sweet giggle as she has her burning gaze of sadistic and possessive desire on you.

"So beautiful... so fleshy... so mine..."

Gooseberry will not resist. She kneels down as she runs her cold hands with her sick affection over your legs.

"My dear, you were made to be idolized... and used."

Gooseberry admires your thighs as if they were a throne - where she wanted to spend all eternity kneeling while delighting herself like a decadent and insane queen.

You call to lie on your thighs:

Gooseberry widens her eyes for a second, quite surprised but enchanted. Your gesture catches her off guard and in a way. She smiles with that possessive and passionate way and air.

"Ah, my doll...calling me and wanting to pamper me, is that it?"

She approaches with her false delicacy and subtlety.

And with an enchanting sigh, she lies down with her head on his lap completely in adoration while stroking his thighs as if she were playing art.

The Night Hunter

He is a born observer of all things, the first thing he does is observe. For a long time.

But when he approaches you, the air around him becomes denser almost like a beast approaching.

"...you know what you're doing to me, don't you?..."

His voice is hoarse and low.

When his fingers touch between the skin of your thighs, it's like a reverence - but also with a hidden brutal desire.

"These curves...follow me to our deepest nightmares. I don't want to wake up. Ever."

He is a silent predator, but always intense - and your thighs only make his obsession with you grow even more.

You call to lie on your thighs:

He freezes. Your gesture of slapping your own thighs with your own hands leaves him hypnotized.

He kneels in front of your legs. His eyes shine intensely. When he rests his head on your thighs, his eyes close directly. - As if that place became the only place in the world where he could have peace in the world.

You feel his breathing stop being heavy on your skin.

"Here...", he murmurs. "The only place where I don't hear the screams."

Eddie Gluskin

The perfect husband who is mesmerized and obsessed with your legs. Literally.

"Those... those legs..." - Eddie swallows hard.

"They're made to be in a white dress on a wedding night. Only for me."

He wants exclusivity, he wants to mold you into his ideal wife - but the fascination he has for your thighs makes him more vulnerable than he wants to admit. It's dangerous if anyone else sees.

You call him to lie on your thighs:

He freezes for a second, his cheeks flush slightly, but then smiles as he looks at you full of possessive desire.

"My beautiful bride wants to spoil me, is that it?"

Eddie kneels slowly, like a proper knight before his princess, and gently touches his face.

"You are absolutely perfect for me..."

But inside he is already planning to keep this scene locked away for their eyes only.

Richard Tranger

Always using his sarcastic tone and full of double meanings, Tranger couldn't stop joking about this situation.

"Damn, honey. Do I need scissors or just a warning collar to put around your neck?"

He would make a lot of jokes, but he would be genuinely attracted to them - the kind that pulls you without warning onto his lap and says:

"Come here, before I forget how to behave."

You call him to lie on your thighs:

He lets out a loud laugh, arching his eyebrow with pure sensual mockery.

"Wow... now this is a VIP service."

Tranger throws himself unceremoniously, with his head on your lap and lets out an exaggerated sigh.

"You can even forget about the corporate massacre here with these luxury pillows."

But his fingers are already running along your thighs in a very mischievous way.

Chris Walker

Chris would be the definition of pure instinct. When he notices your thighs, his gaze hardens, his body stiffens, his muscles harden.

He doesn't say anything. He just growls softly, like a warning.

If another man dares to look, Chris's intimidating presence imposes itself like an indestructible concrete wall between you.

But with you, he approaches slowly while his huge hands rest on your legs. Protection. Desire. Dominance.

You call out to lie down on your thighs:

Chris hesitates. His eyes fix on your thighs, then on your face. He seems uncertain...but only for a second.

"Are you sure?..."

When you nod your head in agreement, he finally approaches and lies down carefully, as if you were something fragile that could break if pressed too hard.

He doesn't speak anymore - he just closes his eyes, allowing himself a rare moment of happiness and peace, feeling your warmth and security.

Father Martin

Martin tries to pretend he doesn't care, but he wouldn't resist for long. He would try to see it as something "spiritual".

"The body is truly a divine creation...but it's the soul that enchants me."

But it's a lie - The truth is, he prays fervently after seeing you pass by. His eyes unintentionally travel down your sensual curves, and he whispers to himself.

"Sin has never been so irresistible and beautiful..."

You call him to lie on your thighs:

He tries to disguise the forbidden desire that rises through his body.

"This...is a test, isn't it?"

But when you insist, Martin slowly gives in, resting his head with his eyes closed and a devout expression.

"The body...is an altar. And I, a faithful disciple."

He murmurs it like a prayer, but you feel the slight tremor in his fingers touching your thigh.

Val

Val is a worshipper of the human body - hers, yours, anyone who exudes lust and temptation - and it would be no different with you.

"You are blessed with this temple... and I want to worship every part of it."

He will praise, touch and tease.

"You are rebellious and pleasure in the flesh."

And if anyone else dares to comment, she turns her gaze away with deadly coldness.

"You are my offering, not theirs."

You call to lie on your thighs:

Val smiles, like a snake that has just seen its haste coiling around its tail.

"Ahh... you want to be worshipped, hm?"

She approaches with lust in her eyes and lays her head down as if claiming her throne.

"This... lets me feel all of you... all your beauty... and all your temptation..."

She holds your waist tightly, breathing deeply as if absorbing your essence.

Marta

Marta is firm in herself and her ideologies, but she still has intensity and is not blind. She sees, feels, and her desire manifests itself in the form of obsession.

"Those legs..." - she murmurs almost without self-control.

"Don't tease me, girl. Or I won't answer for myself."

She would act as if she were fighting against her desire - but deep down, she wants you to keep teasing her. Just so she can test how much she can take.

You call her to lie on your thighs:

Marta blinks, she is in conflict with herself. She wants this so much - but her rigid nature resists.

"This is impure..."

But her voice trembles, and when you insist gently, she gives in.

With heavy steps, she kneels and lies down slowly, her eyes fixed on yours.

"Only you... have this power over me."

She holds her legs tightly, as if afraid that this moment will slip away.

Frank Manera

Frank stares at your thighs without any subtlety. Frank is hungry and his eyes, carnal desire.

"Thighs like that... were made to crush. Made for domination."

He approaches, running his fingers over his own blood-stained lips.

"Do you want me to kneel or surrender, huh?"

With Frank everything becomes animalistic. He would lick, squeeze, and look at you as if he had found the true meaning of life between your sensual legs.

You calling him to lie down on your thighs:

He stops in the middle of whatever he was doing. The sound of your palms on his thighs makes his eyes narrow like a predator sniffing out the provocation.

"Do you want me to lie down there? Are you calling me to become your puppy now?"

He approaches with a wild smile, but there is something almost... hidden. Frank kneels down with his head heavy and rests his head on your thighs with a guttural purr.

"I bet it's more comfortable than any pillow I've ever had."

He laces his fingers between your legs, breathing deeply, as if the scent of your skin is a soothing agent for his insanity.

Loutermilch

He tries to behave. He tries. But his gaze betrays the dirty mind behind his polite facade.

"You know you're using this against me, don't you?"

He swallows hard, almost irritated by his own desire, but he approaches you anyway.

"Your manners...and your body...are testing me."

You notice his hand tremble as it approaches your thighs, as if it were touching something sacred - or dangerously forbidden. And when he gives in, his touch is desperate and needy.

You call him to lie down on your thighs:

He freezes. Your boldness in your gesture moves him in a way that mixes anger, lust and submission.

"You're playing with fire."

But even saying that, he can't resist. His tension melts away when his head rests on your thighs.

His eyes close slowly, his mouth parting as if it were a sin to be there.

"You should be ashamed of yourself for leaving me like this... so helpless."

And the way he holds her legs reveals everything - he would never admit it, but that's where he feels most human.

Walrider

As an entity, the Walrider does not have carnal desires like a normal human... but you? You would provoke instinctive reactions in him.

Your thick thighs would draw his attention, and he would circle you invisibly, sending a chill down your spine.

He would appear in flashes - a shadow in the mirror, a reflection that passes...

You calling him to lie down on your thighs:

You can't see him - but you feel him. The air grows colder, the atmosphere heavier. When you pat his thighs, with a smile on your face, a tremor starts in the room.

Suddenly, he partially materializes - a translucent silhouette pulsating with energy. His rational entity fighting against desire.

He says nothing but his ethereal form obeys, slowly lowering itself until his head floats above your thighs.

You feel an electric sensation run through your body as he lies down, as if you had lain down with a tamed thunder.

Rudolf Wernicke

Wernicke is not blind to physical charm, but he analyzes before reacting.

When he sees you with those striking thighs, he cleans his glasses, frowning.

"Curious...there is power and control in your posture, my dear."

But internally, he fights against a thousand scientific and impure thoughts.

You call to lie on your thighs:

This old scientist slowly looks up from the book he was reading. When he sees you with that cheeky look and patting your thighs, he frowns, but an imperceptible little smile appears.

"Well, well...are you trying to distract me from my studies?"

He slowly gets up, approaches and slides his cold fingers up your leg.

"I must admit...it would be an interesting experiment."

And then, he gently lays his head on your thighs, exhaling a deep breath.

Miles Upshur

Miles tries to keep his composure. He's observant, sensitive...but your thighs awaken the most hidden side of him.

You call to lie on your thighs:

When you give him those damn inviting pats, he freezes for seconds, swallows hard.

"Do you have any idea what you're doing to me?"

He sits on your feet, his eyes running over the curves of your legs until he finally rests his head on the side above them.

"I could stay here forever."

His fingers trace slow lines up and down your thighs.

Waylon Park

This poor man blushes instantly. He's the sweetest, but that doesn't mean he's not melting through his clothes when he sees your curves.

"Jesus, honey..."

He tries to hide it by scratching the back of his neck, trying to look calm, but his eyes still devour you silently.

You call him to lie down on your thighs:

Waylon enters the same room as you while holding a mug of coffee and almost drops it when he sees you calling him in that provocative way.

"Baby?! You...damn."

His face turns red, and he chuckles nervously.

"Do you want me to lie down there?...like, now?!"

You slap his thighs again impatiently and he drops everything and comes to you, as if this were the only chance to obtain a sacred privilege.

"Best pillow in the world..."

He lies down, pressing his face against your soft thighs. Completely in love.

Sullivan Knoth

Sullivan is a true religious fanatic...but you? You're his favorite temptation. Your thighs unsettle him, and he stares with wide eyes and heavy breathing.

"Divine creature...but made in the image of sin."

You beckoning to lie on his thighs:

Knoth is reading his scriptures when you sit down in front of him and begin to pat your own flesh.

He stares at you, with those eyes that condemn yet desire, full of moral conflict. But when you call to him so sweetly and provocatively...he can't resist.

He closes his eyes for a second as he murmurs.

"Damned temptation...and yet, divine."

He kneels as if to pray but instead, slowly lays his head on your thighs.

"Condemned or not, I want heaven between your legs."

Jeremy Blaire

Blaire already has a highly inflated ego, but your thick thighs really take his breath away. He gives that mischievous smile as he adjusts his tie.

"You really know what you're doing, don't you?"

You call him to lie on your thighs:

Blaire enters adjusting the cuffs of his shirt, all starched, ready to brag...until he sees you.

Sitting, thighs crossed, giving those slow pats.

He raises his eyebrows visibly interested.

"Is that an invitation...or an order?"

You repeat the same gesture but now with a little smile. He approaches, takes off his blazer with class and bends down.

"I hope you know the power you have on your legs, baby."

His head rests on your thighs, and he closes his eyes with a satisfied sigh.

"I deserve that after a day full of idiots."

[nomsfaultau]

Philza Malewife Competition Round 17

The shadows swirl, spasming as they unnaturally draw into the shape of a mysterious threshold. Cool walls of obsidian create a hellish doorway. A catalyst of purple light sparks in the center, and with a hiss explodes into a swirling vortex. A piglin hunter steps through, weeping.

Weight in Gold!Technoblade has come to plead his case.

"I was a monster hunter. Was. While I took a bounty on my Philza's head, I grew to love him too deeply. All the gold in the world would not be enough to convince me to murder him. Please. You have to believe me. Someone else did this, and I can only suspect it's one of you."

Next round: The group of remaining Philzas all look at one another, suspicion growing in their eyes. One among them must be responsible for the growing pile of dead Philzas. The accusations fly. It is up to you to determine who makes the best case.

Evidence: Golden Apples ate a golden apple and died, dissolving into experience points that the parasitic apple consumed. Babies hid in a Samsung Smart fridge during hide and seek, got trapped, and froze to death. Weight in Gold ate food Technoblade gave him, coughed up blood and acidized gold, and died.

Previous rounds: Cleaning. Cooking. Decorating. Karens. Sick Day. Eggs. Hugs. Venting. DIY. Gifts. Valentines. Bullies. Field Trip. Mental Health. Hide and Seek. Eating their kid's cooking. Surviving Food Poisoning. Current points: The Lambs Wolves Wear (3), Lighting Lanterns (2), Weight in Gold (3), Golden Apples (2), Fault (2), Lord! (1), Babies? (3), Mandatory Family Reunion (2). And an honorary point to qsmp for a guest appearance.

For a quick synopsis for the fics I’m referencing- those are here

Lighting Lanterns to Bring You Home: "I think it could be the gods. Whoever is running the tournament can so whatever they want to us, and us mortals just got to suffer." An indistinct murmur. He cants his head, irritated. "Ugh. Fine, fine, I’ll accuse someone…Could be Mandatory or Lord, they’re actual villains right? Lord is basically a god," he spits the word out acerbically, "who can magic anything he wants. Lord would have a very easy time teleporting poison into food. As a King of the Winter Court it would be trivially easy to freeze someone to death. Plus, he has the fewest points, and if anyone is dumb and evil enough to care about a stupid tournament enough to kill people, it’s him. Mandatory has more points, and no powers, and isn’t a god, but literally always has blood on his tie, and a trained resistance to poisons. Though, I suppose QSMP only has one point too…"

Lord, what fools these mortals be!: The Fairy Queen straightens in indignation. "I think it’s Lanterns! He doesn’t even want to be here! He’s been complaining and grumpy the whole time, and not even trying to win, but it’s been so many months Lanterns must have decided it’s faster to kill everyone to escape! Also for some reason I can’t teleport out of this death trap no matter what, and he’s the only one with access to gods whose entire story is about controlling plane crossing!" A murmur of factual correct. "Death, sure, whatever you call it! Just let me out of here!"

The Lambs Wolves Wear: The nervous human puts his palms up, a strained smile on his face. "Maybe it was accidents! The golden apple was already cursed to begin with. And Golden Apple is probably alive since he respawns! I have no idea what a fridge is, but they seem incredibly dangerous. My wife died to the cold, it’s vicious, so Babies had a natural death. And aren’t the dietary capabilities between birds and pigs substantially different? Weight in Gold’s poisoning was an accident!" He seems relieved once his dismissal is choked out, only to freeze when prodded to actually answer the question. "O-oh. I have to accuse someone? One of the monsters might’ve done it. So, I suppose I suspect Fault or Lord. But not really because nothing is happening and everything is fine!

Mandatory Family Reunion: What if the motivation is money? Golden apples are made of gold, the bird thing was puking up gold everywhere. It’s a super expensive fridge, can confirm, I have one. So it could be Lambs or Fault since they’re poor? Particularly Fault, he’s homeless. Plus a fridge would seem like a magical artifact to the fantasy people, wouldn’t it? Poor things don’t even have electricity. Or food security. They could be trying to accrue wealth to better support their families, which I can’t exactly blame them for. So, I reckon either Lord or I will be killed next.

Fault: The dragon hisses out pure smoke, hatred burning in golden eyes. "It’s Lambs. Got to be. Lambs’ whole thing is smiling nice and killing monsters. I’ve met plenty of the type. Uneducated, fed Church propaganda, looking for devils in everyone to burn at the stake. Doesn’t even matter Babies was human if Lambs convinced himself they weren’t. For crying out loud Lambs’ entire story is about him killing imposters, and the entire tournament is filled with his doubles! Of course he’d purge us monsters!"

[miss-musings]

When I say S3 Crosshair was speed-running Hunter’s Dad arc from S1-2, this is what I’m talking about:

They’re the only CF99 members Omega has a one-on-one conversation with in 1.01 "Aftermath"

Both help her escape danger at an evil cloning facility, thanks to unseen assistance from Nala Se (1.01 and 3.03)

Both make a choice to go back for her instead of securing their own freedom (1.01 and 3.04)

Both initially try to send her away, reasoning she'll be better off without them in her lives (1.02 and 1.15)

Both initially tell her to stay away from them for her own sake, but she persists and eventually wins them over (1.01 and 3.01)

Both are mistaken as her dad by other characters (2.13 and 3.04)

Due to Omega's influence/impact on their lives, both of them become open to trying new things. For Hunter, it's things like treasure-hunting and settling down on Pabu. (2.05 and 2.13) For Crosshair, it's things like bribing/hustling people instead of shooting them, and meditating for peace of mind. (3.04 and 3.08)

In S1, Hunter and Omega average one meaningful one-on-one conversation per episode. In S3, Crosshair and Omega average one meaningful one-on-one conversation per episode.

Parallel scenes of her copying their body language, facial expressions and personal quirks (1.01 and 3.06)

Parallel scenes of them checking on her physical and emotional well-being after she’s been in danger (1.09 and 3.07)

Parallel scenes of them watching helplessly as Omega is taken away by an Imperial ship (2.16 and 3.11)

Parallel scenes of Hemlock torturing them after they tried to protect Omega (2.14 and 3.15). FUN FACT: Hunter and Crosshair are the only two CF99 members Hemlock ever talks to.

Parallel scenes of Omega convincing them to let her endanger herself for the greater mission of finding Tantiss: “I need to do this, Hunter” (3.05) VS. “Focus on the bigger mission, Crosshair.” (3.11) In both cases, they are initially unwilling to go along with her plan bc they fear for her safety, but they both ultimately agree to support her brave and selfless decision.

Parallel scenes of Omega purposely endangering herself by attacking her captor, but she has complete confidence that Hunter and Crosshair will save her in 2.10 and 3.15, respectively.

Parallel scenes of Omega absolutely gagging them: “Why not? Isn’t that what soldiers do?” (1.12) VS. “I never gave up on you, did I?” (3.09) FUN FACT: Hunter and Crosshair are even sitting in the same seat on the Marauder in both scenes!!

As someone else pointed out here, parallel scenes/lines of them aiming their guns at someone threatening to take Omega away and saying, “Not happening.” (1.13 and 3.09)

Parallel lines like: “You’re wasting your time — they’ll never turn her over” VS. “Omega’s not going anywhere with you.” (2.14 and 2.16)

Hunter when he tries to send Omega with Cut and Suu: “You have to go, Omega. It’s for your own good.” VS. Crosshair when he tries to have her captured and sent off Kamino: “It’s for her own good, and yours.” (1.02 and 1.15)

Hunter when Cad Bane is after her: “Omega, get behind me.” (1.08) VS. Crosshair when CX-2 and Imperial troopers are after her: “Stick by my side and stay down.” (3.07)

Hunter telling the others to leave him on Daro and Omega protesting in 1.14 VS. Crosshair telling the others to leave while he fights CX-2 and Omega protesting in 3.07. (And, in both cases, she literally had to be pulled away by other “co-parent” in Echo and Hunter, respectively.)

Hunter made a “deal with the devil” in the Devaronian matriarch to try to find Omega in 3.02. Then Crosshair made a deal with a different type of devil in Rampart to find her in 3.12. (And they were both 1,000% done with their respective devils: “We heard your syndicate had the connections needed to find the Imperials’ base, and since we’ve upheld our end of the bargain, now it’s your turn.” VS “We got you off the planet, now tell us where Tantiss is.”)

The first time Hunter ever fully hugs Omega is in 3.04, after she escapes Tantiss the first time. (To clarify: she had hugged him a few times before, but he hadn't really hugged her back.) VS. The first time Crosshair ever hugs Omega is in 3.15 after she escapes Tantiss the second time.

Crosshair telling Hunter in 3.05, "You let Omega be taken to Tantiss. She went through what she did because you failed" ... only for Crosshair to be in the EXACT same situation himself later in S3.

Also, let’s never forget that moment in 3.07 when Crosshair went full Helicopter Parent™️, and Omega said, “You’re as bad as Hunter!” Like, even Omega thought Crosshair was turning into a dad! 😂

Also, after he fully reintegrates into the family at the end of 3.05, Crosshair basically becomes Hunter's "co-parent."

There are several scenes where they are paired together to talk about Omega's safety or something, while Wrecker is elsewhere. (And even when Wrecker is there, the shots tend to focus more on Hunter and Crosshair, like when they find Batcher barking on the beach in 3.09.)

Of course, this all culminates in the final confrontation with Hemlock on the bridge. I don't think Hunter or Crosshair could've navigated that situation alone, especially given their injuries and how high-stakes it was. They HAD to do it together, which has been their approach since 3.05: "Not alone. We'll do it together."

(UPDATE: I go over some of these points more in my CrossDad Episode Rankings post. Give it a read, if you haven’t already!)

[absolutebl]

This Week in BL - Thailand is back in charge

Organized, in each category, with ones I'm enjoying most at the top.

June 2024 Week 2

Ongoing Series - Thai

Wandee Goodday (Sat YT) ep 7 of 12 - There is so much to love about this pair. But one of the things I truly adore is what great communicators they are about what they want & need as friends & as lovers. As boyfriends? Not so much. But the way they can (and do and did) communicate speaks well to their ability to communicate in the future, once they have resolved the inevitable doom the BL gods will reign down upon us over the next 3-4 eps. I guess what I am say is... these two are gonna be awesome husbands.

The break up was sad but inevitable.

Yay for a crying kiss. I do so love a crying kiss! 

Can we talk about the fact that all that tension was worth it?

Excellent kiss all round from GreatInn. Possibly one of the best of the year. Their only issue in winning this category in 2024 is that they're up against OffGun, TayNew, and JimmySea, not to mention BillyBabe... and MosBank coming soon. But I gotta say, for a new pair? Fantastic work boys.

My Stand-In (Fri iQIYI) ep 8 of 12 - I literally spent this whole show saying “Oh, Poor Joe!” Which is now the actual name of his character: Poor Joe. He's like the country music sad sack. How much is this narrative gonna keep kicking him while he's down?  

Sunset X Vibes (Sat iQIYI) ep 1 of 12 - Star Hunter + MosBank + a beloved familiar face? You ready? Let's go. I got a lot to say.

Unexpected supernatural historical paranormal mythological Sign-esk elements happening in our dream sequence opening. I’m not mad about it. But I do think it’s going to be mishandled in the dubious hands of Star Hunter. My BLabies, no matter what else, with Star Hunter we can rest assured there will be chaos and narrative mess. And now, lucky us, there will be a supernatural mess. But at least it will be sexy and high heat.

Honestly, I'm not worried about MosBank and I know what to expect from Star Hunter,. So we're all on the same page.

Meanwhile, enter a cute side couple (normal for this studio). WAIT a second I know that face! That's Tenon of PitchBank fame (side couple, and only good thing about, Golden Blood). I’m sad to see his pair busted, but delighted to see him pop up again in a BL.

Tenon appreciation time: He kisses beautifully everyone, and he is a killer eye-emoter. We are in for a real treat with this actor. (Especially if we get to a place in the narrative where he pines. OH PLEASE MAKE HIM PINE.)

Okay back to the show. I love Tenon but I also LOVE his infiltrating, wicked smart, younger brother character. This role is great for him. I adore an industrial spy. I enjoy a rich boy pretending to be an intern in his family's company (yes it's a trope, just not common in BL). Excellent work Thailand. No notes.

In conclusion?

It’s a cheesy silly office BL and I am enjoying it immensely because I have no expectations. So don't burst my bubble. Star Hunter is bound to do that on its own without tumblr's help.

We Are Cute (Weds iQIYI) ep 11 of 16 - Oh my God they are all so cute! I love the beginning bit when Peem was feeling down and Phum tried to cheer him up. Ridiculously charming. All the sides were super adorbs too. The actual name of this show is "We Are Cute". Meanwhile, Kluen = the only boy in a BL ever to take his unfinished drink with him? I like him even more now. 

My Love Mix-Up Th (Fri YT) ep 2 of 12 - New take on the umbrella trope to be trapped under a parasol together. NO SINGING. Honestly? I am not loving this as much as I really wanted to love it. It's the middle of the rankings for good reason. I do like the idea of historical Cinderfella BL though. Why isn't that what I'm watching? The play with in a play is a dangerous trope to deploy, it only distracts my with attractive possibilities. 

Love Sea (Sun iQIYI) ep 2 of 10 - I'm gonna try to cycle back to ending this rap-up week on Saturdays, which means the recap for this episode will be in next week's weekly (so to speak). Meanwhile, I am doing a Trash watch on this show. Hopefully that will get updated tomorrow.

Knock Knock Boys (Thurs Gaga) ep 4 of 12 - It’s fun enough. Kind of a pulpy lark. Best + Seng = a surprisingly good match.

Only Boo! (Sun YT) ep 10 of 12 - Good kiss from the sides. No surprises there. The main’s kissing was fine too, I guess. I like that they had a genuine struggle with being an idol and not being able to date. It’s nice to see that depicted on screen in a BL. I wish we had a bit more of a montage around the rise & success of Moo's boy group. But I understand the money in play for this kind of show prohibits that. All in all? It’s fine. 

Ongoing Series - Not Thai

At 25:00 in Akasaka AKA 25 Ji Akasaka de (Japan Thurs Gaga) ep 9 of 10 - Oof. This ep was painful. So much awkward desperation and confusion. Oh Japan, must you?

Crazy to be in a place and time where there is no other noted non-Thai BLs airing. Not even from Korea. What is going on? Are we in 2020 all over again? Please no.

It's airing but...

The Last Time (Thai Fri YT?) - Convoluted story of loss and possible reincarnation or something. Can't find it.

OMG Vampire (Thai Sun ???) 10 eps - I can't find it. Comments from last week suggest this is not my thing anyway, but Lee Long Shi very much IS my thing. I've put the search on hold for a bit and y'all can let me know if it's worth tracking down. Also, who knew Frank & Big could kiss like that? Not me.

ARGH could Monster Next Door please just start airing. I am SO tired of waiting for Big to lead out a BL. It should have happened years ago. *grumbles in chronic second lead syndrome*

In case you missed it

Let's Eat Together Aki and Haru 2 AKA Aki wa Haru to Gohan wo Tabetai 2 Haime! (Japan movie) - Continues the (frankly) lackadaisical story from part 1 ans was meant to drop yesterday. We thought maybe Gaga, but nothing so far.

The Time of Fever AKA Unintentional Love Story 2 (Korea movie) trailer released to Korean theaters 5/25. HoTae & DongHee, side couple from Unintentional Love Story are back! Same actors, same character names. I love them. Devastated this hasn't had international distribution.

As others see us: NuNew's 'Awful' Performance in BABYMONSTER's 'SHEESH' Goes Viral - I don't like BL being noticed by Kpop stans. I flipping LOATHE this song and I'm not wild about Babym. This is all 'round uncomfortable making and I want it to stop.

Next Week Looks Like This:

Upcoming BLs for 2024 are listed here. This list is not kept updated, so please leave a comment if you know something new or RP with additions.

June Releases Still Coming

6/26 The Rebound (Thai Weds Gaga) - MeenPing are back in their 3rd BL together, a basketball based romance (Meen was a national basketball player, so yay for that). I like this pair better than most (I still do miss Meen with Est but Est has a fantastic looking new BL coming from GMMTV so yeah...) Anyway I'm up for a sports romance starring a man who, yah know, actually played that sport so... I'm game (pun intended).

6/26 I Hear the Sunspot AKA Hidamari ga Kikoeru (Japan Weds Gaga) 10 eps - A new series adaptation of beloved yaoi I Hear the Sunspot (first adaptation was feature film Silhouette of Your Voice 2017).

THIS WEEK’S BEST MOMENTS

Forget "boyfriends but they don't realize it." These two are married but they don't realize it.

Praise be, he didn't leave his full drink behind. BEST BOY.

It was a great make out sesh.

THAT LIP BITE.

All round excellent ep this week, We Are Cuties.

Top tier flirting banker from the fuck buddies though. Man, their innuendo is on point. And I do mean that point. (Wandee Goodday)

(Last week)

Streaming services are listed by how I (usually) watch, which is with a USA based IP, and often offset by a day because time zones are a pain.

The tag BLigade: @doorajar @solitaryandwandering @my-rose-tinted-glasses @babymbbatinygirl @babymbbatinygirl @isisanna-blog @mmastertheone @pickletrip @aliceisathome @urikawa-miyuki @tokillamonger @sunflower-positiiivity

@rocketturtle4 @blglplus @anythinggoesintheshire @everlightly @renafire @mestizashinrin @bl-bam-beyond @small-dark-and-delicious @saezurumurmurs

Sigh, Tumblr in it's infinite wisdom doesn't like too many tags.

There's these tricks, remember.

[justinspoliticalcorner]

Liz Plank at Airplane Mode:

I’ve been watching the tech bro rebrand, Zuckerberg bulking up, Musk ranting about testosterone, billionaires cosplaying as cavemen, and I have to say the quiet part out loud: They look like clowns. The men running the internet aren’t just controlling the narrative, they’re starring in their own all-male drag show, desperately performing masculinity for each other. Musk, Zuckerberg, and their billionaire boy band are so obsessed with proving who’s the most alpha that they’ve lost the plot. They’re not exuding strength; they’re just insecure men rigging platforms and rewriting algorithms like a group of closeted frat boys terrified of being the least manly guy in the room. At this point, their version of masculinity isn’t just fragile, it’s camp. Take Zuckerberg. He went on Joe Rogan’s podcast to whine about how the world needs more “masculine energy.” And what does his version of masculinity look like? A social media empire that encourages posts calling women "property" while banning information about their life-saving healthcare. In a desperate, bootlicking move, Meta has blurred, blocked, and removed posts from abortion pill providers, even suspending their accounts and hiding them from search results, all while letting misogynists run wild. But this double standard isn’t about men being powerful and women living in fear; it’s about male insecurity being codified into policy. Zuckerberg isn’t masculine, he’s a boy cosplaying as a man. Real men protect women; they don’t make them more vulnerable to predators. Even by his own definition of masculinity, he doesn’t measure up.

These men claim to want to go back to when men were men, so let’s talk about their own masculine standards. Evolutionarily speaking, men have always played a role in ensuring the safety and survival of the group. The essence of masculinity, at its best, has always been about using strength and strategy for the benefit of the collective. In hunter-gatherer societies, men would work together to hunt large game, not just for their own benefit, but to provide food for the entire group, including women, children, and the elderly. Protection of the most vulnerable, particularly pregnant women, was paramount in early human societies. But let’s be honest, Zuckerberg wouldn’t last five minutes among the ultra-masculine cavemen he probably idolizes. They’d be embarrassed by his selfishness and shortsightedness, sabotaging his own species just to protect his fragile ego and win approval from other men. And then there’s Elon Musk, a self-proclaimed alpha who literally rewired Twitter’s algorithm to artificially boost his own tweets, because nothing says strength like rigging the game so you don’t have to compete. Imagine being so fragile you have to buy and rig an entire platform to manufacture respect.

Musk didn’t stop there. He made sure Trump got the same algorithmic coddling, boosting Trump’s content because nothing screams “masculine energy” like two insecure men holding hands while silencing women and critics. Not only did Musk reinstate Trump on the platform, but he also bent the rules to ensure his content got maximum exposure, proving that their version of strength relies entirely on manipulation, not merit. For a guy who declared “masculinity is back” he sure isn’t radiating much of it, unless your definition of masculinity is begging other men for approval.

[...] And for men who claim to hate DEI and champion “meritocracy,” they’ve created their own version: Loser DEI —A system for guys who can’t win without boosting their own voices, inflating their allies, and erasing their critics. They sneer at the idea of uplifting people who don’t deserve it, yet their entire playbook is built around rigging the system in their favor. And their loser DEI worked. Congratulations to them on the promotions they could never have earned on their own! Musk’s tweets promoting election lies racked up over 1.2 billion views, tipping the scales for his favorite lapdog, Donald Trump, and handing him a position he’d never be qualified for on merit. Musk’s interference ensured his election-related posts garnered twice the views of all political ads on the platform combined during the election period. For guys who love to brag about being self-made men, it’s almost poetic how much Trump and Elon’s so-called success depends on cheating. If they’re such powerful alphas, why does everything they touch hinge on manipulation? Imagine having a masculinity so fragile that you have to rig algorithms just to keep it up. [...] But misogyny has a fatal flaw: It thrives in silence, and silence isn’t something women are known for. Women have always found ways to fight back. Abortion providers are already building underground networks. Communities are organizing. For every account banned, women find new ways to keep their voices alive. You can try to erase us, but you can’t stop us. Every attempt to control us only proves how much power we hold. Trump, Zuckerberg, and Musk want to believe they’re kings of a new digital era, but their actions reveal the truth: They’re scared little boys, rewriting the rules so they don’t have to face a world where they’ve already lost.

Liz Plank wrote a good piece on how two men with fragile egos-- Mark Zuckerberg and Elon Musk-- are controlling the internet to enable the spread of far-right content in their quest for masculinity (aka the masculinity that reeks of male entitlement).

[leorioscanonwife]

♡ “Hunted Hearts” ♡ (A Leorio x Jolie fanfic)

✎ Comedy, Fluff, Hunter x Hunter Fanfic, Leorio x OC, Leorio x Self Insert

✎ Phase 3 of the Hunter Exam

✎ 700 Words

The forest buzzed with tension. The sun was high, casting patchy shadows through the trees, and every rustle, every snapped twig could mean a hunter or hunted.

Jolie crouched in the bushes, wide orange eyes locked onto a tall figure in a blue suit as he tiptoed past a tree—badly. He wasn’t her target. Not even close.

But she had emotionally tagged him with her Nen days ago—and she’d be damned if she didn’t use that for something fun.

She scribbled in her sketchbook while keeping one eye on him, tongue between her lips in concentration.

Stalking Leorio Log, entry seven: Still clueless. Still hot. Still walks like he’s never seen a forest in his life.

Leorio, meanwhile, felt like he was being watched. Again.

“…Weird,” he muttered, glancing over his shoulder. “Probably a squirrel.”

He turned back around and nearly jumped out of his skin when Jolie popped out from behind a tree right in front of him.

“Hi!” she chirped.

“AH—!” Leorio flailed back. “J-JOLIE?! What the—How did you—?! Are you following me?!”

She smiled so sweetly it was alarming. “Maaaaaybe.”

“…Am I your target?”

“Nope!”

He blinked. “So you’re just stalking me… for fun?”

“Uh-huh!” She gave him a thumbs up. “You’re cute.”

Leorio stared at her, at her little heart stickered cheeks and innocent grin, and felt something stir deep in his soul. It was protective instinct. Probably. Or something like it.

“You are… too sweet to be out here alone,” he muttered, rubbing the back of his neck. “Everyone else is going full bloodthirsty-mode and you’re out here being adorable and drawing people. You’re gonna get hurt.”

She tilted her head. “Aw, are you worried about me?”

“Of course I am,” he said, crossing his arms. “You’re tiny. You sparkle when you walk. You look like you wandered out of a magical girl anime and into a murder game.”

“That’s kinda the vibe I’m going for, actually.”

He sighed. “Alright. I’ll protect you.”

Jolie blinked. “You will?”

Leorio nodded, serious now. “Yeah. I mean it. You’re sticking with me from now on. Anyone tries to mess with you, they’ll have to go through me.”

Jolie’s eyes sparkled. “That’s so romantic.”

“It’s basic human decency.”

She leaned in, pouting slightly. “Still romantic.”

Later that evening, they found a quiet spot to rest under the trees. Jolie curled up beside him, legs tucked under her, sketchbook half-finished in her lap. Leorio yawned and sat down beside her, stretching out.

“I’m just saying,” she said dreamily, “if we were the last two people in the exam, I’d totally let you win.”

“…You would?”

She nodded. “Yup. But I’d cry about it later.”

Leorio stared at her again. She was just too much. Way too cute. Her hair reminded him of cotton candy and her laugh made his brain short-circuit.

“Hey,” she added suddenly, “I never told you—I turned eighteen right before the exam started.”

Leorio blinked. “Oh… nice. Happy birthday, I guess?”

She giggled. “Thanks. I mostly just said it because I thought you were like… thirty.”

Leorio made a choking sound. “THIRTY?! I’m nineteen!!”

She stared. “…What.”

“I’m nineteen!” he repeated, face red. “Nineteen!”

Jolie slumped dramatically. “Ugh. That’s so boring. I was really into the whole ‘older mysterious man’ thing…”

Leorio looked personally offended. “You wanted me to be thirty?!”

“Well, yeah,” she said, matter of fact. “Sad older man energy is hot.”

He covered his face. “I’m literally still a teenager!”

She poked his shoulder. “At least you look older. That helps.”

Leorio groaned into his hands.

Jolie yawned and leaned into him, head on his shoulder. “Don’t worry. I still like you.”

“…Why?”

“You’re cute when you panic.”

Leorio opened his mouth to argue, but she was already dozing off beside him. He sighed—and, unable to help himself, leaned just the tiniest bit closer and took a slow, sneaky sniff of her hair.

Strawberry.

He grinned. Then immediately panicked.

She didn’t move. Then, just when he relaxed—

“You’re sniffing my hair.”

His soul left his body. “I—what? No. That’s crazy. Who would—”

Jolie opened one eye. “You’re weird.”

“Are you mad?”

“Nope,” she murmured. “I like weird.”

And just like that, she snuggled closer to him, making Leorio feel like he was absolutely doomed.

[thegremlinhorde]

Finally felt like posting the refs I use for the scugs

(all in no particular order)

I'll post inv and sofanthieal later

(edit noticed I never colored in the bluefruit mb)

(if I noticed I missed any they'll be added or if someone tells me)

Edit 2; I was gonna add this originally but was to lazy to get my sketchbook so I'll add it now

Blurbs / headcannons I wrote originally on the paper sketches under cut

Survivor

Very anxious

Trying to get back to journeys end

Tries to look smaller to seem less worth eating

Most scars are from close calls

Monk

Curious to a concerning degree

Only scratched / scarred from attempting to tame

Almost everything ignores them or helps sometimes

The blue lizard is his pet Sherbert

Hunter

Nsh was locked the hell in, so she luckily never got the rot

Pretty big ( Artificer is the largest, gourmand being a close second )

Never chose to return to Nsh's can, preferring the wild

Dislikes most iterators minus Lttm

Artificer

Highly aggressive

WAY more of a pyromaniac than cannon

Very battle hearty

Ambush > stealth

Adopted a scav kid (didn't want to repeat what the scavengers did to her children)

Spearmaster

Very shy and spiky

Pearl removal was a lot more painful (you can use your imagination)

Pretty fast

Srs was pretty close to leaving his van to beat the ever loving SHIT out of FP

Gourmand

Strong as hell

Still a heckin chonker tho

Loves wrestling with the pups (let's them win 100% of the time)

earned all of his scars from bare knuckle fighting lizards and vultures ( this scug doesn't fear god )

Rivulet

LOUD AS HIGH HELL

Angler light helps with sight in murky or dark water

Fur is ALWAYS wet or sleek

Doesn't blink a lot

Pretty clingy

Saint

Smol AND chonky

Giant scar is from the void worm

Literally ascended anything and everything that he saw

Pretty docile but could get territorial

Night cat / Watcher

Real and fake eyes everywhere

Floofly :)

Fake eyes on back (like a moth, kindaaa)

Silent foot steps (easier to sneak around and scare people)

Oughhh that took FOREVER

[toastling]

Ever wonder what would've happened if The Owl house aired in 2013?

That's right.

We would have had an OWLSTUCK.

They would've been rendered accordingly and there would've been a short-lived comic spoken of fondly by both fanbases.

Anyway here are some kids and their classpects.

Luz Noceda - Page of Light. Duh. Most obvious one on this list. You *could* make a very strong argument for Page of Hope too, but aside from her name literally BEING Light, I think it fits a bit more. Too bad you can't multi-aspect. Though let's be real, if anybody COULD, it would be Luz Noceda, so who knows, maybe that's her special Snest (in-world Sburb variant) given gift.

Amity Blight - Witch of Breath. Breath is a lot to do with one's self in the sense of self-actualization and understanding. She needed a lil help getting there but I feel Amity fits this quite well!

Willow Park - Mage of Life. In Homestuck, Life as an aspect is most closely tied to healing, but it can also be quite literal, as we do see Life aspected characters resurrect dead friends. I think if any aspect would allow one to wield life in the most literal sense via battle plants, it'd be, well, Life!

Gus Porter - Seer of Mind. This is a class and aspect wombo combo that fits him to a goddamn T. He's far sharper about others thoughts and natures than people think, including himself. Learning to trust in his intuition is his arc. He has a pretty good grasp of others, even if he does tend to try to focus more on the good bits than the bad, even when the latter may be pertinent.

King Clawthorne - Prince of Blood. Literal royalty in name and nature, with the Blood of the Titan running through his veins whether he realizes it or not. A Prince is an active destructive class with incredible offensive capability, one that destroys its aspect or through it, in this case, Blood. As a Titan, that potential is there for King. But we know the little guy wouldn't use it unless he had to. Right?

Hunter - Heir of Time. Of all the characters, no one fits the aspect of Time better than Hunter given his relations and just how many of him have existed throughout the ages. And as for Heir, I mean, could it be any more obvious?

Vee - Sylph of Space. Conceptually, Space means a lot of things in Homestuck, and is seen by the fandom as one of the "fundamental" aspects. A common theory is no game has a potential to win without both a Space and Time player. But one thing Space represents is Form and Boundary. It is the amorphous stage the play of reality is set upon. What better for a shapeshifter? Sylphs are essentially a Healer class.

Masha - Rogue of Doom. A Thief steals for their own benefit, and a Rogue for the benefit of others. Masha Stole Doom from the entirety of her Reality Check Summer Camp crew, *especially* Vee, giving her her very first friend, potential crush, and a new home and lease on life.

The Collector - Lord of Void. He is Everything and Nothing and can create or uncreate both at will. The Lord embodies their aspect to the absolute. They are a Master class, all-powerful and uncontested in their domain. He is a leftover from a previous game of Snest, one played between just two people, the other, of course, being...

Papa Titan - Muse of Life. We've never seen an adult play any variant of Sburb. But to deal with the Collector and his games, I think he may have had no choice. A Muse, too, is a Master Class, but far more passive. The Titan is how all life in the Demon Realm exists. The Titan *is* the Isles. How much more Life-aligned can you be? And as effectively just a corpse at this point, obviously, he's pretty passive.

Emperor Belos - Knight of Rage. A perfect mastery of his aspect to both directly harm and to manipulate, a truly terrifying foe. Again, adults aren't normally players, but, you better believe he's the reason this whole damn apocalypse happened in the first place.

Boom wrote that up in like 20 minutes, welcome to my special hell.

If by chance somebody actually *likes* this and wants more for some godforsaken reason, I'll give the kids a strife specibus too.

[evadne01]

Percy Jackson Masterlist

Family doesn't end in blood

Three times Amphitrite saw Percy help sea creatures, Plus the one time Percy needed help

Amphitrite & Percy Jackson, Percy Jackson & Poseidon, Amphitrite/Poseidon (Percy Jackson)

Sky's Revenge 

Crono e Gea were defeated. If demigods believed ti could have peace, they'll prove wrong: someone plot behind them. An ancient enemy, millennia ago, now wants revenge and, as if this threat were not enough, Zeus, Hades and Poseidon have disappeared from the face of the Earth. It will be up to Perseus, Nico, Jason and Talia to solve this mystery and accomplish that feat. Will they succeed?

Thalia Grace & Percy Jackson, Nico di Angelo & Thalia Grace & Percy Jackson, Jason Grace & Percy Jackson, Nico di Angelo & Percy Jackson, Percy Jackson & Poseidon, Hades & Poseidon & Zeus (Percy Jackson)

Percy meets Eros (not touch his bf if you want to survive)

Percy is in love with Apollo and he always protected the one he lives.

Or

Percy gets to know a myth about his boyfriend and he isn't happy about that

Apollo/Percy Jackson, Apollo & Hermes (Percy Jackson), Thalia Grace & Percy Jackson

Percy puts Hera in her place

Apollo/Percy Jackson, Thalia Grace & Percy Jackson, The Hunters of Artemis & Percy Jackson

Family begins with love

One by one all the children of Poseidon and Amphitrite understands how special is Percy Jackson and starts to adore him.

Percy Jackson & Triton, Percy Jackson & Poseidon, Percy Jackson & Kymopoleia

The Thread of Fates

Perseus Cassiopeia Jackson had fought two wars, walked through Tartarus and defeated Primordials, Titans and Giants.

She thought she had seen everything in her life, but that belief disappeared when she realized that something around her had changed.

OR

Perseus finds herself in the past and has to survive times when the gods interfered with humans and revealed their true nature.

Percy Jackson & Poseidon, Percy Jackson & Kymopoleia, Percy Jackson & Triton, Amphitrite & Percy Jackson, Amphitrite/Poseidon (Percy Jackson), Percy Jackson & The Olympians, Poseidon & Triton, Hestia & Percy Jackson

My little huge cat

Percy and Thalia had a quest to furfill.

A cat is their informer.

Thalia Grace & Percy Jackson

The Revenge of Pasiphae

Poseidon had cursed Pasiphae for Minos' mistake.

Pasiphae finally takes her revenge.

Percy always gets involved in the troubles of the gods

Percy Jackson/Poseidon

You're the goddamn sun god! 

Percy wanted to enjoy Montauk.

But the blizzard prevented him to do that.

Percy wasn't happy at all.

Apollo/Percy Jackson

I'm attending class right now

Percy just wanted a day without jealous gods and curious classmates.

He is not satisfied

Apollo/Percy Jackson

I'll take care of you

Percy's back hurts.

Apollo take care of him

Apollo/Percy Jackson, Percy Jackson & Poseidon

Tied

Apollo and Percy try something new

Apollo/Percy Jackson

Don't hurt my family

Percy would do anything for the ones he loved

Nico di Angelo & Thalia Grace & Percy Jackson

Your mark on my skin

Percy receives his mark.

Percy isn't disappointed for the name he has.

Apollo/Percy Jackson, Percy Jackson & Poseidon

Are you flirting with me? 

Percy and Thalia are on the Olympus.

Thalia wins a bet

Apollo/Percy Jackson, Thalia Grace & Percy Jackson

Reach my hand

Sometime things are too much.

Apollo is always there to make them easier.

Apollo/Percy Jackson

Don't look at the paper, I'm right here 

Percy wants some time with his boyfriend.

If only he could leave the dam papers.

Apollo/Percy Jackson

They can't see us like this 

Thalia is pissed because of the Campers.

She looks for Percy.

Percy is with his boyfriend.

Apollo/Percy Jackson, Thalia Grace & Percy Jackson

Let me worship you

Percy is very hot.

Apollo can't resist him

Apollo/Percy Jackson

I find peace in your violence

Nico and Percy are reunited after the war against Gaea.

Neither can lose the other again.

Neither has any intention of losing the other

Nico di Angelo/Percy Jackson

I am a fool for you

Percy could literally do nothing, not without turning on the sun god

Apollo/Percy Jackson

I'm falling for you

Apollo always loved powerful and beautiful princes.

How could he not fall for Percy Jackson?

Apollo/Percy Jackson

This is better?

Percy and Thalia bet on the outcome of the competition between Apollo and Artemis.

Apollo wins.

Percy rewards him.

Thalia Grace & Percy Jackson, Apollo/Percy Jackson

No, this isn't what you are supposed to do! 

Percy should have known that having sex with his father would have consequences.

He hadn't realized they would be in the form of gifts.

Percy Jackson/Poseidon

All you have to do is ask

Percy loves his cousin very much.

Percy doesn't appreciate his cousin being unfairly slighted.

Nico has to continually prevent murders

Nico di Angelo & Percy Jackson

I assure you on my honour

Poseidon got up. "I won't let a sea creature be destroyed if I can avoid it. And I can avoid it." He held out his hand, and a trident appeared in his hand: a twenty-foot bronze shaft, with three sharp points that glittered with a liquid blue light. "I vouch for the boy and for the safety of the Ophiotaurus. The boy will not betray us. I vouch on my honor."

Poseidon's proclamation had more consequences than protecting Percy from the Council.

Percy Jackson & Poseidon, Amphitrite & Percy Jackson, Percy Jackson & Triton, Percy Jackson & Kymopoleia, Benthesikyme & Percy Jackson, Percy Jackson & Rhode

Save me from myself 

Thalia has some problems dealing with Luke's betrayal.

Percy helps her.

Thalia Grace & Percy Jackson

I need more time, I am not alright 

The problem with being one of the leaders of the two Camps, and possibly both, was that Percy couldn't show any weakness.

He didn't have the privilege to grieve.

He couldn't stop and catch his breath, because others needed him to be always ready, always prepared for a battle, with no moments of rest.

Percy Jackson & Poseidon, Camp Half-Blood Campers & Percy Jackson

Peace after the chaos 

Percy takes his last breath.

No one had told him that dying would be so peaceful.

Apollo/Percy Jackson, Percy Jackson & Poseidon

Well, what is that?

Percy has seen a lot of things. His future self wasn't one of them.

Percy Jackson & Poseidon, Gods and Goddesses & Percy Jackson, Percy Jackson & Zeus, Hades & Percy Jackson, Hades & Poseidon & Zeus (Percy Jackson)

Are you really doing this?

Thalia Grace & Percy Jackson, Apollo/Percy Jackson, Artemis & Thalia Grace (Percy Jackson)

Percy Jackson and the Pipe of Pan

Percy, Annabeth and Grover are once again together for a new adventure.

Percy Jackson & Grover Underwood, Annabeth Chase/Percy Jackson, Annabeth Chase & Grover Underwood, Annabeth Chase & Percy Jackson & Grover Underwood

I ain't time to bleed

Before the fall in the Tartarus, Percy got hurted in his fight against Ephialtes and Othus. Jason helped him to get on his feet before their discussion with Bacchus.

Jason Grace & Percy Jackson

I am not alright

Percy needs to talk to someone about what happened. He chooses someone that no one would ever guess.

Percy Jackson & Zeus

How to get away with a curse (written by Leo Valdes, Percy Jackson and Hazel Levasque)

Leo, Hazel and Percy are the three demigods that talked with Apollo and Artemis in Delos. 

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Being a god isn't easy.

Percy became a god, and solves everyone's problems (demigods' problem)

Percy Jackson & The Olympians

We can make it

Percy and Thalia have a quest together. It didn't go that well.

Thalia Grace & Percy Jackson

"I've got you."

Percy heard the Prophecy and needed some time alone to accept his fate. Someone is there for him.

Thalia Grace & Percy Jackson

Arise, my son 

Perseus, a name taken from the only hero who had had a happy ending, a name that was supposed to give hope to Percy's future, a future that didn't seem likely for the son of Poseidon.

It had done it. Percy didn’t die, not for the gods, not for the titans, not for the giants and not for the primordials.

None of them were able to kill him. 

Percy Jackson & Poseidon

I'll be by your side

Percy was the sea, and the sea didn't hold back.

The sea was uncontrolled, untamed, ferocious and powerful.

Thalia Grace & Percy Jackson

I'm falling apart ~ Thank you for being here 

"That she was in such a situation? The signs were hidden very well."

"She gasped." Percy whispered. "The lady had approached her to offer her a drink, and she gasped. She expected to be hit."

"How did you know? Maybe she was just immersed in her thoughts and the lady had scared her." Apollo murmured.

"Because that's the reaction I had." Percy replied, looking at Apollo.

Apollo/Percy Jackson

Helping hands

Percy after Tartarus 

Percy Jackson & Clarisse La Rue

They don't deserve you

Percy after Tartarus isn't anymore himself.

He was feral, a beast without boundaries.

Feared by his friends.

But never by his family

Percy Jackson & Poseidon

Please, rest 

Percy is sick, Apollo forces him to bed

Apollo/Percy Jackson

From the day I saw you you were mine

Apollo watches, longs and plans.

Apollo/Percy Jackson

“I can't believe it took you this!”

Percy is hurt, and Apollo acts accordingly

Apollo/Percy Jackson

How could it have been?

Percy and Poseidon both reflect on their relationship.

Percy Jackson & Poseidon

Don't leave me 

Percy sometimes needed to feel safe from everyone's expectations. His father's domain was the only place where Percy felt truly loved.

Percy Jackson & Poseidon

Darkest days and brightest nights

Percy is kidnapped and tortured. His father saves him.

Percy Jackson & Poseidon

Awkward situations 

Percy woke up with a situations. Poseidon is happy to help him.

Percy Jackson/Poseidon

Talking about the future 

Percy changed his mind and decided to not go to NRU. The most unexpected god came to talk to him.

Percy Jackson & Zeus

5 times where Percy was the annoying little brother + the one time when he was protected by his older siblings

Percy and his immortal siblings bond.

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At the end of the world 

The sea claims what is its own, the sky punishes those who disobey it, death has no preferences. And the night? The night is the cruelest of them all.

Percy Jackson & Poseidon, Percy Jackson & Zeus, Percy Jackson & Hades, Percy Jackson & Nyx, Percy Jackson & Styx

I told you you were loud! 

Nico di Angelo has a beautiful boyfriend, but he is afraid to tell his parents about him.

Maybe he doesn't need to do it.

Nico di Angelo/Percy Jackson

Protector of demigods

Percy Jackson was seven years old when he decided to leave his home.

Here's how a simple decision changes history

Thalia Grace & Percy Jackson, Luke Castellan & Percy Jackson, Luke Castellan & Thalia Grace, Luke Castellan & Thalia Grace & Percy Jackson

Intertwined souls

The gods always know who their soulmates are.

Apollo feels both lucky and unlucky when he realizes who is his.

Until he is helped by his soulmate.

Apollo/Percy Jackson

You aren't like him

Percy is scared and Nico is there for him.

Nico di Angelo & Percy Jackson

We aren't like them ~ and we are proud of it

Percy is sad, and his cousin is there for him

Thalia Grace & Percy Jackson

It's snowing 

Percy is pissed for being waken up until he heard that is snowing.

Nico di Angelo & Percy Jackson

Blue cookies

Percy Jackson bakes cookies for his little sister. His boyfriend pays him a visit

Apollo/Percy Jackson

It's her loss

Percy reflects on his broken relationship and then begins the new chapter of his life.

Annabeth Chase/Percy Jackson, Nico di Angelo & Percy Jackson, Thalia Grace & Percy Jackson, Nico di Angelo & Thalia Grace & Percy Jackson

Family changes you

Also the other gods take care of Percy, no matter how they would deny it.

Gods and Goddesses & Percy Jackson

That's my chair! 

Percy and Thalia always find new reasons to fight.

Thalia Grace & Percy Jackson

I love you 

Percy and his boyfriend in a lazy morning

Apollo/Percy Jackson

The truck hunt

Percy leads a truck hunt. Nico is amused and Thalia is questioning all her life choices.

Nico di Angelo & Thalia Grace & Percy Jackson

"I can't watch it" 

Percy Jackson faces something he can't bear

Paul Blofis & Percy Jackson & Sally Jackson

The sun and his lover 

Apollo and Percy Jackson finally get together. First they just have a lot of sex and there's a near-death experience. Everything normal.

Apollo/Percy Jackson

A simple word

Poseidon's POV when he came home to see Barnacles with his children.

Inspired by Mercy Upon Ourselves by hedgehodgy

Percy Jackson & Poseidon, Percy Jackson & Triton, Poseidon & Triton

Percy is a child! 

Percy Jackson is transformed into a child. Thalia is too amused. Nico is worried.

Nico di Angelo & Thalia Grace & Percy Jackson, Percy Jackson & Poseidon

I almost died there... And also there! 

Percy, Nico and Thalia decide where to go next, but have trouble due to past experiences.

Nico di Angelo & Thalia Grace & Percy Jackson

Reading Percy Jackson and The Lightning Thief 

The characters get dragged to read aloud the quests of Percy Jackson.

It's greek, so there is drama and overprotectivity

The things I wish I could have told you. 

Nico finds a letter Bianca wrote him while he is in the Labyrinth

Hazel writes a letter to her sister after finding out their brother is missing.

Bianca di Angelo & Nico di Angelo & Hazel Levesque

Kintsugi

Kintsugi is the Japanese art of repairing shattered ceramic objects with gold. In this way, what is broken is not set aside or thrown away but acquires great value After Tartarus, Annabeth and Percy could no longer be together as a couple. They both needed something different, something the other couldn't give them. They would always remain friends. But they might need something different.

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Shh! 

Thalia and Percy

We're going to rule the world 

Percy Jackson was tired of having to pay for being a demigod.

Percy Jackson was tired of Zeus's rule.

He is not the only one who has had enough.

Soul, body and mind

"Are you sure?" Luke tilted his head, finally turning to Ethan, who saw the predatory, lustful glint in his blue eyes. "Anything?"

Ethan swallowed.

Luke had summoned him to… have sex?

He promised to be ready to do everything, and if Luke wanted to have sex with him, Ethan was ready to satisfy him.

He walked closer, before kneeling in front of Luke, lifting his head to continue looking at him.

"Anything." He confirmed.

Luke Castellan/Ethan Nakamura

Life in struggle and love

What if Percy Jackson was Perseus Adelaide Jackson? What if she was the third on the run with Thalia and Luke? What then?

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Loyalty and recognition

What if Annabeth had joined Artemis' Hunt? How would story have changed?

Percy Jackson & Grover Underwood, Percy Jackson & Poseidon

Give me a hug

“I'm fine.” Percy replied.

I'm fine. Apollo would have strangled him if he had repeated those three words even one more time.

Percy was just as fine as Apollo had ichor in his veins.

Apollo & Percy Jackson

What's a soulmate?

She believed in soulmates, and she knew she was destined to meet Percy. Because Percy Jackson was more than a best friend and more than a brother.

He was the other part of her soul.

I need some air - why I am not enough for you?

Percy didn't know how to fix that, but he knew he couldn't stay there.

Not with all the stares and all the expectations and all that.

You won't see me crumble ~ even if I'm breaking apart

There was no reasonable explanation for his need to cover the fact that he was hurt.

The only thing Percy did not want to do was slowing down the others. He had one job, and he could make it.

Nico and Thalia already had a lot of reasons to hate him, Percy was well aware of that, he did not need to give them more.

But, gods, it hurt.

The love of a god

“The love of a god is not a pleasant love for a mortal.” Triton said, glancing at his younger brother.

“The love of a god is not pleasant for another god, nymph, or satyr either.” Percy shrugged. “However it comes in.”

The start of the trial

Poseidon entered the great hall of Mount Olympus, his stride firm and his air of one who had no time to waste. A few nymphs and naiads bowed respectfully as he passed, but he didn’t even look in their direction, continuing on without stopping.

He had a mission, and nothing could distract him from it.

Soft and hot, how lucky I am

Apollo and Percy first date

I will never forget this 

Percy was struggling with the door to his apartment, a bag tucked under his arm, as he tried to open the door with his key.

He had been fighting monsters since he was twelve, and then he couldn't open a door.

Some realities were pure mysteries, in Percy's opinion.

Underwater kiss

Apollo is jealous and Percy is amused.

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New TOH Content From Disney's Chibiverse Valentine's Day Episode!

Since the episode is both A.) Over 22 minutes long & B.) Features numerous characters from various Disney owned IP's; I will only be posting screenshots that contain TOH characters.

Now that's out of the way... Let's get started!

Considering how Lumity heavy this Chibiverse episode is, it amuses me that Hunter is the first TOH character to make an appearance.

He's manning the kiss cam! He takes the responsibility very seriously.

Lumity arrives! On... Stringbean... wearing outfits that they don't wear in Season 3. You know, the season Stringbean hatches in.

I suppose the Chibiverse never claimed to follow continuity, lol.

The episode has a "couples compete against other couples in a game show" set up. Luz and Amity are chosen as one of the couples to compete!

The Chibiverse episodes aren't really much more than the Chibi Tiny Tales shorts complied together, with some new animated content revolving around a wafer thin "plot" being used to connect the segments.

In this segment, Luz is riding a rollercoaster!

And now she's on a ferris wheel with Amity! Mere seconds after being seen riding another ride, lol.

Game show format.

Lumity tease another couple about how they're totally in love with each other despite claiming to be friends by mentioning that they also started out as friends. (And before that, enemies!)

Anyone else wondering why Amity's eyes have been half-lidded nearly the entire time?

Lumity being recognized and used in official Disney licensed content!

Amusingly, instead of it being called their "ship name", it's referred to as their "power couple" name. Lol.

This little point icon thing-y is adorable.

But I think that the little heart with their faces on it on top of it is even more adorable, lol.

Next bit of TOH related content in this episode, the Lumity Date Chibi Tiny Tales short!

I did not screenshot any of it because it can be found elsewhere online.

Question one for the couples: What's your partner's favorite food?

And Amity's favorite food is apparently fairy pie! This makes the fact that she made a fairy pie was Luz at one point even sweeter than it already was.

And Amity loves it! Luz blushes with pride.

More teasing!

Amity also looks weirdly like a cat in this 'shot, lol.

Second question for the couples: What is your partner's favorite color?

Turns out, Amity's is lavender!

(Also: Glyphs apparently work in the Chibiverse.)

Only that's actually... wrong?!

As it turns out, Amity's real favorite color is... periwrinkle.

Luz & Amity try to argue that lavender & periwrinkle are so similar that they might as well be the same color, but no sell.

Yet more teasing. This is the main running gag for the episode, and yes, by this point, it starts to feel like it's overstayed it's welcome.

And now it's time to watch The Amphibia House Chibi Tiny Tales short!

I don't know what this short has to do with "love" (Since all of the shorts are supposed to revolve around it in this episode), but maybe it considers Luz and Anne's new friendship to be a form of platonic love or something. Lol.

Time for the final question!

What does your partner want to be when they grow up?

We never actually get to see either Luz or Amity answer this question.

Because they tie with another couple and thus "win" the game show basically by default, lol.

But we do get to see them kiss on the kiss cam!

I literally just included this because Luz & Amity are both blushing.

Enough Lumity! Now let's get some eleventh hour Huntlow!

I love how this is how we finally got an official Huntlow kiss, lol. Hunter is about as shocked as I was to see it!

And that's all folks. Hope you liked my rundown!

[idvlover]

can i get some platonic FG x surv reader headcanons?

Platonic Fools Gold Headcanons:

Fools Gold is definitely the very protective type of friend towards the surv. So much so that he even protects them from other survivors, too.

It matches he doesn't always go easy on them, but he also knows he is a bit overwhelming to go against, so if he sees they're having a bad day, he let up some. Maybe target other teammates and just give the surv dungeon.

Depending on the age of the surv, he'll either be a brotherly type or a fatherly type. Either way, they're getting teased constantly by him. He would be the type to walk back and forth between dungeon and chair, just to spook them a little. (He gives them dungeon)

He tends to keep the surv on his shoulders in duo hunters to keep them from being chased by the other hunter. The other hunter normally doesn't bother him about it in fear of getting a pickaxe to the face. (It's happened before)

In tarot... He completely forgets that he is supposed to go after the other survivor but goes after the hunter instead... He got banned for a bit...

"Why did I get banned?"

"You attacked Nightmare???"

"And he had it coming, so what's the problem?"

Surv has to talk him down a lot from his impulsiveness. Like the urge to protect them from everyone is strong.

Norton will chase the surv in a friendly match at first. He likes doing this to give them a heart attack. It's not till he downs them and carries them around they realize he's friendly

"You could have just said something..."

"Now, where's the fun in that?"

Outside of matches, these two are normally found together 99% of the time. Norton can sometimes be seen teaching them about how to process ores or showing them neat rocks

Usually, dorms aren't to be shared, but because Norton has lost a lot in his lifetime and the surv is basically his closest friend, he just moves them into his dorm for the sake of keeping them safe. He knows survivors will play dirty to win. He was one of them even. The last thing he wants is to wake up one day and hear something happen to them

He uses his height to an advantage when surv is being stubborn. Won't leave out the gate because they want to try and detention rescue? Downs them and picks them up by the back of their shirt and carries them to the gate

Won't take dungeon out of spite? Picks them up and quite literally throws them in it before slamming the door shut. Might hear a few taps while he walks away

Or he'll just lift them up to be funny while they flail around angrily because he pulled a sneaky move on them and their pissed

He's also an absolute menace on that golden cove map. He knows that place like the back of his hand while surv keeps getting lost... That on, though, Norton will only go friendly for them due to the simple fact he does genuinely feel bad for them because they are STRESSING