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seeking-elsewhither · 1 month ago
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Reading the Lost Tribe of the Sith is watching the Sith and the Keshri make the same mistakes generation after generation.
Oh look, there's romance between a Sith and a Jedi.
NOPE!!! Back to the old ways of idiocy.
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cottagedreamy · 5 months ago
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They're such a good duo...Pls let's talk about them more.....
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spacerockband · 7 months ago
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Legend tells of the carp that leapt over the Dragon Gate at the crest of a river and became a stand up comedian.
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lgbtqtext · 2 months ago
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mobius-m-mobius · 1 year ago
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Tom on more of Owen's s2 improv (x)
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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 9 days ago
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I came here for the silly haha doodles, but I've stayed for the absolutely blazing commentary in the tags. Your analysis of this story is so so so good! Thanks for all the work and thought you put into this!
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I am just a silly little comics blog. I am not hiding anything in the tags, no way. Never.
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stormyblue90 · 2 years ago
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When Wolffe meets Omega
Wolffe: looks between Omega and Rex with a stern look
Rex: ....
Wolffe: Rex, who did you fuck?
Rex: W-WHAT?!?!
Wolffe: Did I stutter?
Rex: ....I-
Wolffe: CT-7567. Who. Did. You. Fuck?
Rex: I didn’t-
Wolffe: We TALKED about this! You should ALWAYS use protection! Are you paying child support? Does her mother know about you taking her on dangerous missions? Is her mother still around? Are you a single father? WHO DID YOU FUCK REX?!?!
Rex: Who is still a virgin because he was too busy and dedicated to his job, and too much of a socially awkward penguin to bang anyone. I DIDN’T- SHE’S NOT MINE! SHE’S HIS! points to Hunter
Wolffe: Grabs Rex by the collar Don’t you dare lie to me you little shit!
Wolffe and Rex continue this back and forth while Gregor and Echo are laughing their asses off, Hunter is barely holding in his laughter.
Omega: I like Wolffe, he’s funny!
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inchidentally · 6 months ago
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like if it hadn't been for the amount of teammate solidarity from landoscar today even I wouldn't have bothered to notice this buttt
I zoomed in on Oscar from this video of the cool down room bc I'd assumed like the caption that Oscar was giggling too but !!
mans looked pissed and didn't laugh with Carlos and George at all until George said "ahhh we shouldn't laugh" and at that point he does a smile but it slips off pretty fast and he does that little huff and goes back to being tired
like the earnest and loyal young teammate who's also gradually becoming friend to Lando, puffing up in outrage on his behalf
vs the older brothers/longtime friends to Lando who have a chuckle over that moment the same way he does with them when he's in their position
idk it's just so unbearably cute how Oscar's loyalty to Lando and him wanting to join in with the big boys play out but the loyalty to Lando winning just like how he chose not to hold his own trophy the way he and Lando usually do in the post race video bc that would be rubbing it in too much ;__;
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leverage-ot3 · 1 year ago
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I’ve talked about this before but imagine what it’s like for someone in a country/place where eliot is Top Most Wanted and then your tech guy finds a breakout star baseball player on their visual scanner that looks EXACTLY like spencer. but…there’s no way that’s him, right???
and then the next year it happens again but this time it’s some one hit wonder country singer kenneth crane that has like 78 tween-run fangirl blogs dedicated to him. you see a grainy video of him being chased by a horde of screaming teenage girls and ??? no way Eliot Last Thing You’ll Ever See Spencer is a country singer star just. signing pictures of his face right…?
a few months later your intern shows you footage of an eliot lookalike who is in san lorenzo talking about how there is dog fighting in the presidential palace and you just. sigh. because of course. a scant few days later the political geography of the country changes drastically and damien moreau is imprisoned. …interesting
and then a year of silence goes by. he still shows up as blips on the radar but he must have a good hacker working for him because his tracks on the internet are expertly erased.
every time you ask through interagency channels some random interpol guy talks in (condescending?) riddles at you and it also somehow feels like he’s threatening you
and then your friend who recently got into foreign hockey teams sends you a dropyourgloves video of someone called jacques the bear. you immediately get a headache (and watch some more videos because even you can admit this guy is a good hockey player)
and you know he’s a Bad Guy but it’s been admittedly a bit entertaining seeing what claim to fame he will come upon next. and his most recent actions over the few years make you wonder.
a few months later your phone pings because multiple heads of state evacuated from DC. the reason? eliot spencer was in town. you hear two days later a bioterrorist was taken down by… the report was redacted. your hacker tells you spencer and two teammates were behind the successful operation. which, huh.
not even a full year later it is released that spencer is dead and… you don’t know how to feel.
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sophfandoms53 · 5 months ago
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An insane sequence of events im still losing my mind that this happened
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spkyart · 4 months ago
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Peak 90s fashion
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korovaoverlook · 11 days ago
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fiddleford has very unusual letter openers
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padawansuggest · 7 months ago
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Luke: *is trans, has a trans wife, looking at a positive pregnancy test*
Din: *just trying to drop his kid off for preschool* Oh? Why are those clones arguing in your office?
Luke: Those are my uncles. They’re talking to my Uncle Ben’s force ghost to try and get his remedy for Stewjoni morning sickness tea, since I can’t hold anything down right now. Leia thought it was funny and took a pregnancy test too and both of them are positive. She’s annoyed because she just got her milk to dry up.
Din: …oh my god…
Luke: I know. It’s a fucking mess over here, I don’t blame you for skipping out early-
Din: Oh my god I need to leave before I catch it too.
Luke: Ummmm to be fair, both me and my sister have the parts-
Din: I do too.
Luke: …okay. Yeah. You might wanna leave before the force decides it would be funny to make your implant fail.
Din: Karking manda ossik- Grogu, come give Buir a hug before he leaves!
Luke: *looking through his office window where Cody and Rex are arguing with Uncle Ben, deep sigh, gags a little at the feeling* his morning sickness tea better work.
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luasumas · 2 months ago
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and now i go back to my million year art slumber
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katerinaaqu · 5 months ago
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Epic The Musical:
Eurylochus: I am so sorry captain! I opened the bag
Odysseus: ...
Eurylochus: Forgive me
Odysseus: Light up six torches!
Odysseus: because my lip syncing is amazing the Sirens knew everything and they were chatting with each other about it for no fucking reason and I knew everything including that Skylla cannot see in the dark so yes I am the monster so you will pay Eurylochus and anyone loyal to you! Because you deserve it! I certainly will not just light up one torch or anything! You and six others will die and YOU will choose who they will be!
The Odyssey:
Earlier:
Odysseus: Please, Circe there must be a way to defeat that thing. Please tell me how
Circe: Careless man! Do you wish to anger the gods even further? Besides she is immortal you cannot defeat her
Odysseus: Shit!
Later:
Odysseus: *In a stupid hope and stubborness gears up anyways and holds two spears ready to fight Skylla*
Charybdis: *starts sucking water*
Odysseus's men: *staring almost hypnotized at the sight*
Skylla: *rushes down and grabs six random victims who die screaming in pain*
Odysseus: *has one of the most gruesome images stuck in his head enough to narrate it with so much detail to the Phaeakes afterwards*
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3gremlins · 9 months ago
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me watching the new fallout series: idk about this ghoul, i think they tried to make him too good looking of a monster, idk if it's working for me
*they show a flashback of this character pre-ghoul* also me: oh no he's much hotter as a ghoul, his pretty ghoul face is growing on me -pause in realization, turn to my partner- omg i'm such a monster fucker i'm so sorry
my partner, sitting next to me: i made my peace with this long ago...
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