#the hcs

[send-noodles-not-nudes]

Day I don't even know anymore of wondering how in the actual absolute FUCK Tom Hiddleston's Loki is so drop dead gorgeous

Like seriously, there are very few people who have, even for a brief moment, made me question my identity as an asexual (and as a sex-neutral and averse asexual in specific, if you want the nitty-gritty of it) and MCU Loki is absolutely one of them

And occasionally I see him in media and have to actually stop for a second and debate like... am I sexually attracted to him/do I want to fuck him? No. Do I want to fuck his aesthetic? Dear God, yes.

Is that even a thing? Does it make sense? Like I don't mean that I want to physically fuck the embodiment of the aesthetic or that I'm somehow sexually attracted to an aesthetic, but like

There's cases of aesthetic attraction that are more lowkey/casual/normal-feeling to me, like the basic, low-level, baseline kinda "you're a beautiful person and I enjoy looking at you and you've blessed my retinas"...

And then there's whatever the hell Tom Hiddleston's Loki has going on. That aesthetic just goes so hard and I fucking love it. It's so perfect. I love everything about him. He is my current favorite hyperfixation and so beautiful that it is both a blessing and an insult to my eyes, which were not created to see such perfection. God of Chaos/God of Stories MY ASS, I think he's the God of Beauty and Aesthetics, ie, get fucked, Aphrodite bc you will never come close to the jaw-dropping sensation that is this wonderful queer enby.

I'm so normal about him, I promise

[erospinz]

Who wanna see CloudYAY stream concepts... i don't think i've talked about this publically before LMAO but basically most of the active contestants (in this case, post-swap contestants) have like schedules and activities they do outside of the show (think IU TV, Krew vlogs, Pypah's studio vlogs), they're not required to but it's just fun stuff and that includes content such as streams The most active of the 6 post-swap groups is CloudYAY which is why i bring them up first...

[noodles-and-tea]

[wolfythewitch]

Henry Clerval and the creature

[boobilby]

Anyways

[eydilily]

(look at what i have to offer) — this is the spider's nest.

[isolabellz]

[criiitter]

:3

bonus:

[valdrift]

this joke has definitely been done before but it'll never not be funny to me ✌️

[aniisol]

mumbo thinks he could beat most the irl hermits in a fistfight. okay. let's see. welcome back, my name is grian and today we're all gathered here to kick off a brand new life series in the middle of this actual forest

[demonicsuffrage]

The justice league sees Batman periodically updating a database of his, at the oddest of times, and naturally they think it's got something to do with his contingency plans or a dataset about the Gotham rogues, but in reality it's just him keeping record of his many children's changing tastes

Superman: Woah, he's writing down with such concentration, wonder what could be in there, maybe a new villain in Gotham?

Bruce, writing: "Dick has refused his favourite Pb&J five mornings in a row. Delete from favourites. Ask for new favourite food."

"Jason didn't seem as Eager to read the new book by his favourite author, put it in neutral category."

"Tim chose a green shirt instead of a red one at the mall today. More research needed."

"Cass listened to arctic monkeys on repeat this week. Update to favourites."

"Duke expressed an interest in slam poetry and called band practice lame. Put poetry in favourites and band in neutral."

"Damian watched Bluey for a total of 50 hours this week. Update to favourites."

[ukiyoioi]

I - The Explosion

I CANR BELIEVE MUMBO IS GONE ON SESSION 5????

[erospinz]

eggys so boy to me like. yea

[applecidersstuff]

Percy Jackson is against bullying.

He is however very sad that neither Annabeth, Clarrise or Drew had met Octavian in camp Jupiter, because as much as he frowns on it he would pay any kind of money to see those three tear him a new one for acting like a little bitch he is.

[shegetsburned]

tw. age gap

✰ you swear there’s nothing going on between you and your co-star kento nanami to every fan or interviewer that dare ask the question. after many years of working together, there have been speculations of a secret relationship between the two of you and fans are dying to know the truth.

you swear there’s nothing between you and co-star!nanami who’s ten years older than you and has starred in many films as your love interest. your audience describe your chemistry as unmatched, on and off camera. you are the people’s favorite couple and, unfortunately, your actions never contradict the allegations.

you swear there’s nothing between you and co-star!nanami, but, every time you two appear in an interview together, there are hundreds of edits of the way kento looks at you. his attentive gaze makes you flutter. he always seems interested in what you’re saying and never cuts you off. even when he’s alone, he finds subjects and ways to mention your name and express how grateful he is to have the privilege of working with you.

you swear there’s nothing between you and co-star!nanami, but every time you feel overwhelmed and stressed on the carpet or any major events, he reaches for your hand, letting you hold onto his arm as you both walk side by side. only with a look, he understands and goes to your side, helping you calm down without a word. his presence is always enough to make you feel better.

you swear there’s nothing between you and co-star!nanami, but his first thought is always to find you. whether he’s on set or at premieres, he asks other actors if they’ve seen you. even when he’s being interviewed, he ends the conversation by jokingly telling the audience that he needs to find you or he won’t be able to go through the whole night.

you swear there’s nothing between you and co-star!nanami, but when it’s time to film your sex scenes, he’s always there to reassure you. the age gap did not help, at first, but his gentle touch and the way he led and handled you in a soft-spoken voice never failed to put your mind at ease and helped you to shoot almost effortlessly the most stunning performance of the movie.

“no one is present but you and me, sweetheart. take your time, i’ll help you get into it.”

you swear there’s nothing between you and co-star!nanami, but when he won his first award, he firstly thanked you and went on and on about how wonderful of an actress you were and how formidable it was to work on this masterpiece with you. the camera zoomed on your flustered face as you exchanged adoring looks with the man on stage.

but, no— you swear there’s nothing between you and kento. you swear your fans are not onto something and it’s only their imaginations running wild. but, between two scenes, when you can’t help but stare at the perfectly sculpted man who’s standing two feet away from you, who’s so well-spoken, compassionate, courteous and kindhearted, god, you really wish something was going on, between you and your co-star kento nanami.

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