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current hermitcraft star trek AU thoughts: meet some of the crew of the USS Taney (named for a storied US coast guard cutter, for those curious):
chief petty officer joe hills, maintenance chief. it’s my AU and one of the principle characters can be an enlisted sailor instead of a commissioned officer if I want to dammit. spends a LOT of time in jeffries tubes doing essential maintenance and is responsible for a lot if enlisted engineering staff. a betazoid who joined starfleet to see the stars but gets admittedly VERY STRESSED OUT on account of not being great at human social mores, thank god for military formality am I right. well-liked and respected amongst the crew, especially other enlisted sailors but also with commissioned officers. straight-up refuses to use his betazoid abilities for any actual work though because he’s convinced he constantly misinterprets people’s minds. whether or not this is true is… questionable… but he’s maintenance chief not a councilor or something so no one ever actually has real opportunity to call him out on this. well, mostly nobody. except maybe for…
ensign cleo, a former borg drone that was taken prisoner and separated from the hivemind. starfleet has no records of her homeworld or original race and what do you know, she doesn’t know either! thanks, borg, she hates it. took to sarcasm like a duck to water. ended up on the taney because in the early days joe was somehow the person who broke through to her and command is still wary she might regress, even given that she has since passed accelerated academy classes and earned a commission. a security officer and cybersecurity expert (for a given definition of “expert”, given the source of the information). very good at covering insecurities by being Mean. literally everyone who works with her is aware though so literally everyone knows she is Deeply Loyal to the taney’s crew. which is why people keep trying to “helpfully” run interference against starfleet intelligence for her, to her great annoyance, because she actually kind of likes…
commander etho, a vulcan intelligence officer. has had a storied career, meaning people who don’t know much about the intelligence community hate that he’s around, people who do idolize him, and people who know him know he’s just kind of awkward. extremely competent, sure, but awkward. frequently in communication with, traveling on, and otherwise involved with the taney, largely because the taney keeps on somehow tripping over things that should be state secrets and he’s best equipped to clean it up (case in point: cleo). sometimes etho thinks the only way the ship could be more cursed is if they named it enterprise. then he reminds himself that’s an illogical superstition. despite the fact he technically now has a desk job the aforementioned storied career makes him a very competent actual field commander as well, which means he ends up involved in operations whenever he’s on board.
these are the guys I have ideas for so far. still need to think of like. a captain for the ship. most of the senior staff. I just have ideas for this au you know,
#hermitcraft#joe hills#zombiecleo#ethoslab#i am not OVERLY familiar with 7 of 9 or hugh yet so if cleo breaks canon somehow here#whoops. Oh well. it’s my au and ‘former Borg’ makes the best analogue to ‘zombie’ i think that’s possible in the st universe#also joe the betazoid chief petty officer has been the one constant of this au concept I’ve had for MONTHS#like I said. It’s my party and I can make my guy an enlisted sailor if I want to.#ALTHOUGH GIVEN HIS IRL LIFE IT TECHNICALLY MAKES WAY MORE SENSE TO GIVE HIM A COMMISSION#OH WELL.#also etho the deeply awkward Vulcan is the most recent addition here and I love it#absolutely uses Vulcan stoicism to cover for when he’s just sort of awkwardly uncertain#this does not work on cleo naturally.#uhhh. anyway if yall have additional ideas pls let me know#I may or may not use them but it’s fun to imagine#also I love the idea of these three (none of them human all of them anxious) trying to solve problems#somehow cleo is the best at human social norms and joe can READ MINDS CHIEF HILLS /REALLY./#(etho in the corner politely not mentioning Vulcans can also read minds technically it’s just touch telepathy instead of general)
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GILMORE GIRLS 04.03 | The Hobbit, the Sofa, and Digger Stiles
#rorygilmoreedit#gilmoregirlsedit#rory gilmore#gilmore girls#ohwarnette#usersolis#usernivi#usermalcfoy#mialook#alielook#useraudrey2#userroh#usermai#tuserdanni#*mine#*mygifs#most awkward girl in the world#but then again pretty appropriate reaction when you stumble across a naked guy in front of your dorm#all then in all i wish my hair looked as cute as rorys#i'm thinking of cutting my hair and i sort of want it like that length
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hm. the fact that ford dreams about being famous and becoming this household name in the scientific community while also uh. not being very good at social interaction is soo fascinating to me. which further backs up my belief that it's not rlly about being famous, it's about the praise, it's about feeling like he's proven himself as "more than a freak" its about going "see! i am a productive member of society! i'm more than a freak and i'm more than my circumstances! i'm worth something!"
because let's be real here, i don't think ford "local recluse who was so isolated from the town he lived in that nobody noticed when his brother came in and took over his identity" pines would've even liked being famous very much! do you really think this guy would like being under a magnifying glass? i think he would just be really overwhelmed 24/7.
it makes me wonder how better world ford deals with it. he's still in contact with fiddleford in that dimension, does he leave a lot of the social stuff up to him? i mean, fiddleford managed to start a cult, so he could probably do it if he wanted too, but even then i don't think he'd be fully comfortable with it. is he a very private and isolated famous person? or does ford do it himself? how does he feel about it? i have a million questions about the better world dimension, it's so endlessly interesting to me. god what i would give to see what better world ford is up too.
#ford is the sort of guy to follow you around a party#make awkward small talk#get overstimulated#and then leave early#he would not like being famous you can't convince me otherwise#SAID WITH LOVE. BTW.#i'm the guy who gets overstimulated at parties we're in the same boat#inspired by another post i saw at some point#gravity falls#ford pines#yeah this can go in a character tag. why not#incredibly embarrassing if i'm wrong about all of this and just projecting#but i rewatched/reread gf and journal 3 recently so i've been thinking about this a bit
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isaac & scott / mason & theo | sometimes all i think about is you
#twedit#twvid#scisaac#mason x theo#twrarepair#back on my scisaac masontheo parallel bullshit btw#back on my masontheo is just scisaac if they were True enemies to lovers bullshit. btw. if anyone was wondering.#like of course scisaac and masontheo get paintaking scenes. its enemies to lovers. ofc mason calls theo a bitch its FULL enemies to lovers#for clarity the hands at the rave and the masontheo hug r parallels to ME bc its touch with an excuse for it#scisaac can brush hands when theyre holding a needle between them and theo can hug mason when its a means to an end#the rest i feel r fairly straightforward but i wanted to share the vision for that one#mason hewitt#theo raeken#scott mccall#isaac lahey#tw#oh also the last shot is the last shot of isaac and theo respectively. if that wasnt clear.#like how isaac and theo both nebulously sort of Gone from beacon hills#and the theo shot also to me looks like footage from The masontheo ep 618. btw. which just brings me joy#actually i have more to say. hi. masontheo r just so.#you know how isaac kind of has. he has the awkward tenderness of someone who has never been loved and is forced to improvise#theo doesnt even have THAT!!!! scott holds out a hand and isaac takes it with an awkward fervor#mason keeps his hands to himself because he doesn't trust what theo might do with it and theo can only help when its helping himself#bc the tenderness will be TOO AWKWARD. so isaac says he wont leave without scott and theo says we need to find him so i cant leave you#so isaac grabs scott because scott makes him feel safe and theo can only grab mason when its part of a script bc thats how he feels safe#HELLO. IS THIS THING ON. DO U GUYS HEAR ME. SCISAAC IF THEY WERE TRUE ENEMIES TO LOVERS!!!!
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(throws them into a modern AU)
So since Ymber wouldn't be a deity there are some things he lacks physically - such as no pointed ears and no bright blue undertones to his hair. Just the basic blue. (does he dye it in a modern AU ? who knows) Also while he doesn't have a collar to symbolize his servitude to humans I still think he should have a choker.
I had some help a while back brainstorming how there would be some form of "superior" dynamic could still exist and I really liked the idea given that he's a famous architect. (he does design all constructs for his city as a deity so it checks out - he likes buildings) And Deacon just admires all the guy's works and never expects to run into him but of course they do! Gotta have a very awkward "oh it's you I'm going to melt into the earth" and "I have no idea who you are but we should hang out".
Sooo Deacon still just really admires Ymber and feels like they're on totally different levels and doesn't understand why Ymber would want to associate with him since he's just a "boring human".
#my characters#then deacon proceeds to ask a lot of questions about designing buildings and somehow they manage to be weird questions#you cannot take the weird questions away from him i wont allow it#this man has to accidentally make things even more awkward with ymber#also i was thinking about drawing them then was like mmmm maybe different ocs ?#and then spun my RNG wheel that is just colors and it landed on blue so whatever they're blue coded lets go#ymber the architect is just a fun idea and i love it let the man design things#and let deacon just appreciate all the work without having met the guy but accidentally meet him#there are only two problems with this kinda au and that is now that ymber ISNT a deity and DOESNT have a deity aura glow#how does deacon with facial blindness just know its him right away#and the other problem is aside from ymber just liking his neck in all universes ive decided - hes also injured when they meet in two#so its important to figure out how hed be injured in an au where he just is sort of reclusive and designs buildings#like how does mr ymber get injured here#there are things i need to figure out#also up for debate is ohime and ohiwe since they were originally just one person#i think i might use oh solo for the modern au instead of a duo since they wouldnt have the magic to be divided for misbehaving#i dont usually do the mermaid may stuff but i wanna do something for these two even if just as my sole contribution to the month
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Hc that eventually Atsushi asks Kunikida and Tanizaki about possibly going to school. He knows he didn’t get the best of education in the orphanage but he loves to read and wants to do a little bit more with his life than just the agency. So they pull some strings and help get him set up. Maybe some summer classes to get him where he needs to be, but then in the fall he’s like Naomi and Junichiro and moves to part time at the agency while taking actual classes. I think he’d like that.
#its bsd and he loves to read so of course he would go into literature of some sort#kunikida tells him school is his own problem now and to not let it interfere with agency matters#but every time atsushi has a question kunikida always helps I’m through it#I need him to make friends#but then imagine ur watching the news and the nice quiet guy who sits next to u in class who is a little awkward and shy but super sweet#turns out to be a terrorist#bsd#bungo stray dogs#bsd hcs#bsd atsushi#bsd kunikida#bsd tanizaki#atsushi nakajima#kunikida doppo#tanizaki junichirou
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One of my unpopular opinion is that we have been robbed of jiang cheng and jin zixuan' friendship
#They would be so fun/awkward /cringe together lol#I think they were friends of sort#They have a lot in common!#They want jyl's happiness#They love jl#They both like dogs#They are sect heir who can understand each other's burdens#They are grown with bad parents with a lot of issues and have adopted/ half brother#They are awkward kids lol#So I imagine them taking care of jl while jyl rests#And they talk shit of every sect leaders and then decide to buy new clothes#They would be so much fun with their bitchy faces and bitchy opinions#i will die on this hill#jc is in some way also jzx's widow in canon for a reason guys#jin zixuan#Jiang cheng#Mdzs
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As someone who has maybe been poking at the idea of a Durgetash Tether AU fic (which is to say I write a few paragraphs and am still debating its existence) what should the actual thing tethering them together be?
Personally, I’m leaning towards jewelry- mostly debating between necklaces or bracelets, but I’m open to hearing other thoughts
#my first thought was earrings but I feel like they’re not above ripping those out once they figure out it’s a problem#second thought was rings cause cute but it kind of poses the same problem#also imagining one of them sort of tugging or dragging the other around- being pulled by a finger or an ear seems a touch awkward#same for anklets 😔#anywhozels those are my thoughts- but I’d love to hear some of y’all’s/if you guys have counter points
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“SILENCE SPEAKS THE LOUDEST”
[not proof read - just forewarning you LOL goodluck,, there's likely many mispellings and inconsistencies in structure and past/present tense]
“silence speaks the loudest.”
a phrase that the boy had never fully understood. how could the lack of noise ever make comment? ever express itself? [he was never one to enjoy symbolism – preferring the objectiveness of facts. unfortunately, symbolism was something he needed to know for his final assessments. when one does not understand, they can do nothing but learn. alas, he had to try.]
sitting together in the common room one late night, air weighed down by the pressure of the upcoming O.W.L.s - silent, still; thinking. him, gaze fixed straight ahead, enraptured by the glowing fire in front of him, parchment and quill long abandoned and spilling in waves onto the cold floor below. [his hand aches, as does his head. unintelligible words bounce around, vaguely connecting to others before disappearing. he can’t remember anything he’s read in the past 2 hours.] you, tucked away in a corner, scribbled work illuminated only by a curtain of reflected moonlight creeping through the alcove windows and the lone candle melting above. drip, drip. the flame almost tickles the end of the wick – forewarning of the late hour. but neither of you make any sudden movement that suggests the intention of leaving anytime soon.
the room had once been full, bustling with frazzled teenagers and their shared confusion. shouts of questions juxtaposing aggressive hushes for silence. his friends had once been there too, now long retired to the comforting confines of their bedsheets. he cannot help but be jealous. [but a small part of him is guiltily glad to be away from them. don’t get him wrong, he loves his friends and fellow housemates, but sometimes he just needs space.]
seconds pass. minutes pass. wax drips to the floor one final time, announcing light’s departure. his eyelids struggle to remain open - fighting a losing battle - but his hands are still. his gaze is finally torn from the hypnotic fire, lethargically flicking around in a half-hearted attempt at waking himself of the enticing trance that orange light brings. they eventually reach you. you, now staring back at him.
the two of you had never been particularly close. it was no personal slight against one another, of course. you were friends of friends - skirting the edges of one another’s social groups, but never each other. there was simply no need to. no magical spark, no unexplainable invisible might bringing you together, no forced proximity in classes – he didn’t think he’d ever even accidently locked eyes with you before this.
silence. a heavy sigh escaped a pair of lips [he couldn’t tell if it had been yours or his, mind too fuzzy from hours of memorising equations, wand movements, and literary techniques.]
no words passed through that night air, but the message was still clear.
you looked away. so did he. movement ensued once more; quills flicking lethargically, eyes hesitantly blinking, the crackle of the fire filling the air.
silence, silence.
time had continued to run its course.
the night (or morning, as the faint light of dawn had replaced the moonlight) had ended with you suddenly rising from your chair, startling the boy from the half-asleep daze he hadn’t even realised he had slipped in to. upon realising that you were leaving, he too clumsily collected his things and stood. by the time he was done (which, admittedly, took an embarrassingly long amount of time. but who could blame him? he was attempting to function off less than an hour’s worth of half-conscious sleep) you were long gone. the sound of the common room door thumping gently behind you, paired with your fading tip-toed footsteps were all that reached him.
in the hours, days, months after that moment of eye contact, that moment of mutual understanding, nothing eventful followed. there were no sudden deep discussions, there were no shared inside jokes – but there was that passing moment. there was that presence. there was that tranquillity. there was that shared struggle of staying awake. there was the recognition of unspoken words; “i’m glad was not alone. i’m glad it was you. no expectations, no forced discussion, no preconceived notions. just two people, sitting, experiencing; living. normal, together. thank you.”
no words ever of acknowledgment of that moment ever cross either of your lips – no one admits the comfort of that silent scene. [but there are now locked gazes. there are now small smiles shared. there is now proximity. the social circles you two skirted are now closer, closing in on one another.]
but you both know. you know, he knows.
he thinks he understands now.
#okay i actually had no intended character in mind when i wrote this#*pretend i put that one awkward standing guy emoji here*#i was sort of thinking harry?? or remus?? maybe?? just bc i mention social expectations and preconceived notions#but that can pretty much apply to anyone so wtv ig LMAO#go wild#this is so vague and terrible im sorry in advance#i was just rambling#does this count as romantic?? or platonic??#tbh i view it as pre-romance#but feel free to interpret however you want#hp imagines#hp x reader#hp headcanons#marauders era x reader#marauders x reader#harry potter x reader#harry potter imagines#draco malfoy x reader#george weasley x reader#fred weasley x reader#ron weasley x reader#okay maybe not him#remus lupin x reader#james potter x reader#q's journal
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AMAZING MIGHTYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!
Ehem, anyways...
#People usually see him as a really cheerful guy. But he also knows a lot more than he lets on#Not that you'll know anyways#He's like a... Caretaker of sorts. He takes care of the stars and in turn. Those stars shows him vague predictions of the future#He probably names the stars as well lol#The whole thing w stars is 100% because of the MV. I just think it looks like stars#ally's ocs#gijinka#original character#OC: Amazing Mightyyyy!!!!#Initially he also has a way longer cape. But I scrapped it because it looked more awkward overall :V
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Sometimes I see the way in which an artist draws Toby and i have to melt and cry and lose my mind and try to be sane for the sake of not grinding my teeth to shards
#my god.. when he’s drawn w a sort of kinda(?) wolf cut… STOP ILL CRY#im just too attattched to the hair I give him already but wolf cut Toby is just so very pleasant#chatterbox#im so normal right now guys#when he’s drawing kinda tall and awkward and weird … when he has his goggles and mask on…#when his mask looks like a terrifying smile ….#WHEN HE HAS PIERCINGS 🙏#this is all positive
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Since I’m on a Clem kick rn I wanna say that I have a sorta graph in my head on what would be the healthiest romantic ship for him and what would be the worst for him
Anyways him x Quentin is the healthiest and him x Nils is the worst
#Razclem is in between despite my toxic yaoi jokes abt em#they can work out and be a stable/healthy relationship but they both have a lot of shit they need to sort out#esp regarding Razs savior complex#Clem x Nils though? absolutely a dumpsterfire#the posterchild of toxic yaoi#mainly bc Clem would still be in his jerkass phase if they got together#and Nils would still kinda be in denial he likes guys#along with the many intimacy/relationship issues he has#probably doesn’t help that I hc Elka and Clem dated for a brief period of time back at camp during one of Nils and Ellkas breakups#and that might be kinda awkward#cosmic chatz#psychonauts
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oversharing in the tags time :)
#i think it’s time i go back to therapy#i keep having recurring nightmares about my ex best friend#or dreams where she reaches out to me. and explains why she cut me out#backstory. in high school had a lesbian toxic situationship with my#bestie. THEN i had another one. which kinda overlapped? the first one was open but also just messy#anyways. jade and i were like together for a year. then she got a boyfriend one day and i had a breakdown#it happened just after high school and i was sooooo … unwell. wasn’t out to my family felt like i was gonna die etc etc#(this is all pre dnp btw) anyways next year i found dnp. a couple months later she broke up with her bf#and we sorted dated for a while (this whole time we’d been just friends and i was still not really over it but hiding it)#and then she dated ANOTHER guy. they broke up and she had a breakdown and moved 9 hours away. i went#to visit her for a month. we like kinda dated again then and i thought we could make it work. then 2020. no travel#so she started dating a guy. didn’t tell me. even though we spoke every day. she moved in with him#then she breaks up with him mid 2021. i started dating my gf. but Jade was clingy and it was awkward#she started dating a sketchy guy who was homophobic. i went and visited her a few times#start of 2023 she tells me she wants to make more of an effort cause he didn’t like her friends so she cut everyone out. then she ghosted#in feb 2023. we had tickets for#mcr in march. i had to text her cause she’d blocked me on messenger and said im going to the concert whether she’s there or not#she said ‘yeah no worries! you can take someone else in my place too 😎’ she used that fucking emoji#and I haven’t spoken to her since. I think she quit her job . and that guy was not a nice man#so I still worry about her#writing this all down makes me realise she was a bitch and I deserve better#but I just want closure. it isn’t fair she replied so casually to my text when I said ‘you’ve blocked me’#it isn’t fair she HAS MY SIGNED COPY OF DANS BOOK#anyways. I need therapy to get over this#and I haven’t even written about my family issues (im#out and they’re supportive but my god they fucked me#up as a kid)#if you read this hi 👋 hope you are having a lovely day#don’t get in lesbian situationships!!!
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Hi, yes, I know you would rather that I make myself small, give into the fear, internalise the hateful rhetoric and disappear.
But you see I promised my younger self I'd be the person they needed when they were growing up, and I really hate to break a promise.
So despite the fear and the internalised hateful rhetoric, I'm not going to disappear. I owe it to my younger self not to.
And I care more about him than I do about your hate.
#as much as I want to wallow#I have a DEI workshop to lead#mayhe it will change nothing#or maybe one person will leave feeling empowered#or at least realising that trans people arent some sort of monster#they are just people like the awkward guy in the glasses trying to make terrible jokes to lighten the day of workshop slides
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She never misses Cory Michael posts but her boyfriend 😶🌫️ She never even liked 😶🌫️😶🌫️
if you read that back to yourself maybe the fact that that obviously means she isn't fucking cory will sink in lmao. she interacts with her friends posts because her friends are not her boyfriend, yes.
ive gotten so many anons about this "like MOLLIE LOOK! ADDRESS THIS!" and am so. baffled as to what exactly im supposed to care about?? or be addressing?? elliot warren from mota's fiance olivia is always commenting on the other mota ensemble guys posts including just. fire emoji comments on photoshoot posts lmfao. and somehow i don't think she is fucking all of them.
i think you guys are going to hurt your heads reading into everything like this. and if you truly cannot cope with her having friends that are boys and interacting with them i suggest not monitoring their social media accounts waiting for something to be angy about. feels like an easy enough fix to me.
#also jesus fuck it is EMBARASSING!!! when you guys directly bitch at kaia#do you genuinely believe shes going to read that and be like wowww my boyfriends fans are super sane i should really hear them out!!#no! she is going to think we're all weirdos and if anything youre going to make things WORSE in that idk i think it might be a bad thing fo#her to feel any sort of animosty towards her partners fans#don't put austin in the place of having to deal with any awkwardness about that#if you actually care about him at all outside of internet drama that is#YOU are going to drive a wedge between them more than kaia herself is at this rate
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There are places where I think a sex scene can dramatically impact a story in a way that enriched the viewing experience and conveys important information. There are movies and/or tv shows in which this happens. I haven’t seen any of them. So much of the time it’s there to do exactly what it says on the tin. A woman and a man are banging. Sure. Fine. Happy for them. It’s just a literal scene used to pull a bit of a ‘well you didn’t think THEY would be involved’ plot twist or a ‘we’re so edgy’ signal. The only show so far that I’ve seen that uses sex scenes as an actual tool of storytelling is Black Sails, and the reason it works in Black Sails is that the sex is Bad. People are bored. People are distracted. The characters are so bound up with the plot that it’s physically prevented them from fucking like normal human beings. That works. The rest doesn’t
#kelsey rambles#don’t ask what prompted this post because it would lead to me being institutionalized#but I do think sex scenes have a lot of untapped potential for just. character information. that doesn’t get used#like the anne/jack scene. it communicates so well that the intimacy between these two comes from trust and not the other way around#anne isn’t attracted to jack as a person and jack is neither here nor there on anne as a romantic interest#he pursues her out of a sense of ‘well she’s a woman and that’s how this works’. she semi-sort-of-dates him because it’s all the same to her#she’s never wanted a guy so why wouldn’t she consider a platonic bond to be just the normal thing for screwing around#Jack isn’t paying attention to Anne because he’s thinking about money.#Anne is bickering with him like they’re a pair of muppet clowns#it’s so very awkward and unsexy. it’s not even charged enough to be embarrassing#they may as well be clipping each other’s toenails for all the raw desire there is(n’t) in the scene#and it works! these are two characters who have an intimacy so far from romantic that the writers describe it as twin-like#they misinterpret it as desire because they’re plank-thick pirates. it’s not toxic it’s just kind of square peg round hole#(hah hah). good scene. shows should try having good scenes more often
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