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He said it, he said it!!!!
#troy 2004#the iliad#hector of troy#eric bana#love spotting this specifical dialogue from the book#the fun part of how it plays out here is that#it has two possible readings#one is probably the one the writers intended#a modern biased “ religion and the power of the priests allways ruining things”#but also#its open to interpretation that the gods are messing with the trojans#maybe this dude trully interpreted the omens right#but the gods who were against troy were using him#the omens were legit#the gods were lying to him#is like in that moment of the iliad where the women of troy are praying to athena#but she was like nop i don't care i'm your enemy#what i find super interesting
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do yall ever think about bruce/batman!clone danny standing in front of his bathroom mirror after finding out he was a clone and silently tracing his face. The slope of his jaw and point of his chin. The high angle of his cheekbones and the shape of his eyes, the curve of his brow bones and the shape of his nose. The volume of his hair and the way it curls and gets fluffy when it gets too long.
His hair is black the same way a crow's wing is black. His dad's hair is black the same way a black bear's fur is black. His dad's eyes are blue like the ocean is blue. Danny's eyes are blue the same way a glacier is blue.
His dad has a square jaw and straight flat hair, and he tans and gets a face full of freckles when he's out in the sun for too long. Danny burns like a lobster and his face remains untouched. Danny has a sharp jaw and tall cheekbones, and Sam says when he's not smiling there's almost something regal about him. You would never call Jack Fenton "regal" when he's not smiling.
Sam says when he's not smiling he looks scary the same way a stone statue is. Jack Fenton when he's not smiling looks scary the same way that german shepherd staring at you across the street is.
Do you ever think he grew up wondering if he was adopted. Because of course, he has black hair and blue eyes like his dad. But having the same color doesn't make you someone's child.
Or, worse, things he's heard from the other kids and the other parents and even some of his teachers growing up; that he was the product of an affair. And that his dad was just too stupid to notice. And Danny would defend his parents until the day he died, because Jack Fenton wasn't an idiot and Maddie Fenton wasn't a cheater.
But doubt comes in with fickle tongue. his parents swear up and down that he is their child when he asks about either. That Danny just had his grandparents' features, but he was their son and they loved him.
But Danny doesn't look like either of his parents. His mom's eyes are blue like an aquamarine and Jazz's too. And they burn like lobsters in the sun too, but Jazz gets freckles on her face and so does Maddie. And as Danny grows up he doesn't bulk up or get stocky like his dad did, and when he hits puberty he doesn't shoot up like a tree like Jack Fenton did.
He stays small, and they say he's a late bloomer (and he is), or that he just has his mom's height. But he's fast and has good stamina, and some days it feels like he's built entirely different from his family. That the things they went through growing up just didn't apply to him. Jack and Maddie Fenton both had acne and breakouts when they hit puberty, and Jazz inherits it and he's seen the amount of skincare products she keeps on her side of the bathroom.
And then he hits puberty and breaks out maybe once or twice, but his skin stays clear for the most part and the problems and changes his dad went through just don't happen to him.
And the truth is worse than all of the lies.
How horrifying.
#dpxdc#danny fenton is not the ghost king#dp x dc#dp x dc crossover#dpxdc crossover#dpdc#danny fenton is a clone#clone danny fenton#clone danny#thinking about the inherent trauma that comes with growing up as a clone and not knowing and questioning everything about yourself#thinking about the amount of effort and lying that Jack and Maddie would've had to to do if they wanted to pass Danny off as their bio son#the MEDICAL RECORDS#danny's medical history is completely different from theirs. any generational health problems the waynes have would/could be passed down to#danny and he's completely oblivious to it up until the reveal. he'd have no idea about any medical risks until they hit him before that.#so many little things and inconsistencies that would just build and build and build until it finally came to a head and the truth came out#forever and ever and ever fascinated by the underlying horror of being a clone. there's a horror in being cloned but there's also a horror#in BEING a clone. like yes he could've always known from the start and that comes with its own set of issues BUT. just. him not knowing#for the longest time. the lies and deceit and betrayal. you know how adopted kids come out and talk about how they didn't know they were#adopted for the longest time and how traumatizing and betrayed they felt when they're finally told 15-20 years down the line? yeah that#i imagine finding out you're a clone is a lot like that.#i read a book in middle school once abt a girl moving to a new town with her family and getting these horrible nightmares and noticing how#everyone was acting strange around her. one of her nightmares was about the 30yo police officer being a shambling corpse talking to her#and at the end of the book she finds out she's actually the clone of a dead older sister and the police officer was her sister's boyfriend.#and she was in gymnastics but quit and her parents were so disappointed bc the og sister was a champion/award winning gymnastics player#and i never did finish the book but god am i reminded of that.#i love reading the dpxdc clone danny posts and they usually have him brush off being a clone which is literally totally fine but duUUDE#just imagine his own horror over it. its SOOO good
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Okay but do you think the people who were really close to odysseus during the Trojan war had a running bet for when odysseus claimed to have a vision from Athena if it was true or not? Because half the time he was just lying about that.
#the iliad#greek mythology#Odysseus#Then lying odysseus said “I'll tell you the truth”#He did have a lot of visions /being possessed by Athena moments that's true#But had an equal amount of moments where he was just straight up lying because a. They weren't listening to him#B. They were being stupid annoying#C. He felt like it#D. For a personal vendetta to get revenge on one of his comrades#This is a big part of why I'm headcanoning eurylochus thinking ody was lying about being athenas student in my precanon stuff#The other commanders (plus euro and polites) having bets on if this vision was real#Diomedes is judge because he's also in contact with Athena but what the others have not realized#Is that diomedes is also a shit head and does not have many opportunities to get back at his bullies#So while he does get confirmation from Athena he does just also straight up lie to the others to suit his own agendas#And nobody was more than mildly offended by odysseus doing this because unlike everybody else's visions (excluding dios)#It was generally the right call to make and the gods actually imparting wisdom instead of fucking with them to be dicks#And if it wasn't it was generally of either a. No consequences either way or b. Still the right strategic call#Everybody after odysseus had them reorder the camp to frame that one guy and then took way to much pleasure in stoning him to death:#So he made up that vision from Athena right? He definitely did that just to kill this guy yes?#Agamemnon: obviously but while we all liked that guy better odysseus is the better strategic so we're going to let it slide
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Teen Wolf as Arthurian Characters
Isaac Lahey as Lancelot du Lac
#teen wolf#twedit#teen wolf edit#twgifs#isaac lahey#lancelot du lac#lancelot#arthurian legend#arthuriana#my gifs#mine#twarthur#going into this one of the assignments i was rock solid on was allison as gwen and isaac as lancelot#cause even tho isaac and allison never had an affair the attempted love triangle in 3a and the start of 3b (which read more as a throuple)#does make them very good options for those arthurian characters on an interpersonal level as well as only personality#that being said isaac is also very lancelot coded just in general#as su said lancelot is devoted to arthur gwen and god in that order#and that's soooo isaac like even when he and allison were getting together fr he just KEPT bringing up scott being like i don't like lying#to him. boy allison argent wants to kiss you stop talking about your boy best friend
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i genuinely think one of the most deranged things charles ever did was going "hello lewis 😏🤭🥰" when he got asked what he looks for in a teammate at a random press conference
#like........ how did he cook that up in a split second and why did we not believe him more#the rumours were already there and he was telling thr truth#also watching the box of bluffs or whatever#and the poker video with carlos....#charles is. idek how to say it.#he is so weird in the bluffing aspect#you think he looks like an angel and would never lie to you#and then you also cannot believe he would just openly tell you the truth like that#so you double down on the first instinct thinking he would never lie with an angel face like that because maybe it's just the facade#so then you gaslight yourself into thinking he is actually lying or trying to manipulate you#AND THEN it turns out he was just telling the truth the whole time from the start and you feel like a total idiot#because oh my god he really was?!!!!?!#and the signs were all there you just didn't wanna believe it becuase what if??#e
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save me ponyboy little brother monologue save me
#like god it’s so good#bc like excuse me what#wdym by the time you got there the east bound Cherokee sub freighter had already blown through him#wdym he left his t shirt next to the tracks and you picked it up bc it didn’t look right lying there like that#wdym it was still warm with his sweat and you could still smell the cigarettes he always smoked#winstons#wdym the train derailed shortly after the collision#wdym you’d figure the body of a boy wouldn’t cause a big mighty freight train to that but it did#wdym it’s because dally wasn’t just any boy#wdym sometimes you think about him standing in front of that big train engine#wdym he probably squared up his shoulders and dug his heels into the ground#wdym for a few seconds he mighta felt pure again#wdym you’d like to believe that the smallest parts of him made it all the way back to New York City#wdym maybe the dust of his soul is still on the front of that freight train#wdym the truest bits of Dallas Winston#WDYM THEY BURIED WHAT WAS LEFT OF HIM IN OAKLAWN CEMETARY RIGHT THERE IN TULSA#WDYM IT WAS EXACTLY 27 STEPS FROM WHERE THEY BURIED JOHNNY CADE#WDYM BOTH THEIR TOMBSTONES ARE PRETTY SMALL AND THEY DIDNT EVEN BOTHER PUTTING THE DAY THEY WERE BORN ON EM JUST THE YEAR THEY DIED#WDYM DALLAS WINSTON 1967#WDYM JOHNNY CADE 1967#ok I’m done crashing out#this monologue is just my favoritist thing ever#and I think about it 24/7#because it’s so fucking good#and the delivery of it is always phenomenal#because the writing is just that good#the outsiders musical#the outsiders broadway
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I really really hope they get to kill the shit out of Porter and Bobby Dawn but that Jace and the Ratgrinders can be saved
#fantasy high junior year#dimension 20#fhjy spoilers#they were so right that it felt like bobby was trying to nudge kristen towards saying ankarna's name#I swear to fucking god if kristen shared that information with him out of genuine sympathy for him being worried for his grandson#only for him to have been fucking lying the whole time
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Interesting how the Trident incident is the only moment where people question Joffrey's capacity for cruelty. He is almost universally considered one of the worst asoiaf characters, with no redeemable qualities. No one ever attempts to justify his actions when he abuses Sansa, orders Ned's executions, or any of his other many acts of violence. It's only this moment, a moment meant to introduce us to his cruel nature, that people seem to believe him to be a rational character with limits. It's honestly laughable. It's evident that the people who think like this are just biased against Arya; the majority of these arguments are centered not around Joffrey's violence, but Arya's actions to defend Mycah. People seem to truly believe that the better option would have been to let Joffrey "have his fun" and torment Mycah.
Debating how badly Joffrey would've hurt Mycah misses the entire point of the moment. Joffrey attacks Mycah because he's lowborn, he finds amusement in tormenting others, and he knows he can get away with it. He was quick to pull his sword and draw blood and, from what we know of his character, he undoubtedly would've taken it further. Arya stands up to him because she thinks that Mycah is worth defending which is significant considering she is the only one to do so. She is also the only character who mourns him and is affected by his senseless death, even books later (Ned is affected by his death but I wouldn't say he mourns him, although it is a moment that influences his feelings towards the Lannisters and Robert). Even if, which is a very big if, Joffery hadn't intended to go any further he had already crossed a line by attacking Mycah. The only alternative would be that Arya simply sits by and watches Joffrey further injure Mycah...and that's somehow the "better" option?
The people coming to the conclusion that Arya was the one who escalated the situation (and that it's somehow not Joffrey pulling his sword on an innocent boy) are coming from the perspective of the classist society that they live in. Joffrey attacking a lowborn boy wasn't an issue worth action, but harming a prince is "wrong". Mycah being attacked, and later murdered, is seen as inconsequential to the other characters (and readers) because he is lowborn. That's the thing though. You aren't supposed to look at this situation where a young boy is murdered for no reason and think that the only one who defended should've behaved differently. This moment is a criticism of the classist society these characters live in. It is significant that Arya is markedly less classist than a majority of other characters and cares when no one else does.
Further, if Arya were truly in the wrong for her actions then Joffrey wouldn't have needed to lie about what happened. From the very existence of the "trial" and Arya being given the chance to tell her version of events, we know that there wouldn't be any punishment if the truth of the situation had been told from the very beginning. The only reason there was an issue is because Joffrey decided to attack Mycah, and then later lie about what happened. Arya is not responsible for Joffrey's cruelty, Cersei's enabling, or Robert's subsequent apathy. The fact that people can't seem to comprehend this is maddening. I've never seen people have the same attitude towards Sansa for speaking up for Dontos, even though it incurred Joffrey's wrath and would've escalated had Sandor not spoken up. Why are Sansa's actions brave and kind, but Arya's are seen as stupid and reckless? What happened to not blaming young characters for the actions of others?
This is one of those things where the fandom decides for themselves that they know the story being told, without actually looking at how it's written. They would rather debate on (baseless) hypotheticals than look at why George presented the story to us the way he did. It takes an insane amount of misinterpretation to decide that Arya's actions are the reason for Mycah's death and misses a, rather large, point being made by the author. Notably, none of these people can ever provide evidence from the book to support their insistence that Joffrey would've simply left Mycah alone. You would think that since that's the basis of their argument and they're so adamant that their analysis is correct, they would be able to support their reasoning. It's almost as though the books don't support their interpretations...
#arya stark#ned stark#joffrey baratheon#the trident incident#anti arya bs#fandom nonsense#a song of ice and fire#asoiaf#people are joining the class wars on the side of classism and that's just insane to me sdksdkdsk#you are not supposed to think that Arya defending a lowborn boy being attacked is wrong! or that her not being classist is wrong oh my god#yeah George's point was totally that it's better to bow to classist ideals than defend those who are unfairly treated /srs#he wrote a bunch of characters victimized by a bigoted society cause he was in a silly goofy mood he definitely wasn't making a point 🤪#I've said this before but it really is alarming that George has more progressive ideas then a lot of people in fandom#anyways it rocks that Arya defended Mycah it rocks that she isn't classist it rocks that she wants justice for him#it rocks that she's constantly thinking about trying to protect those who can't protect themselves and that she wants justice for them#hurray for privileged characters growing beyond the ignorance of the society they were raised in!!!#praying people don't try and misinterpret what I said because my point about Sansa/Dontos isn't that she was wrong for speaking up for him#it's that people are hypocritical and biased when it comes to Arya and her behavior#the same people who say you can't blame Sansa for lying will blame Arya for Mycah and Lady's death it's honestly hilarious
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I’m sorry, yorick is so fucking annoying. Don’t get me wrong, it’s hilarious, but every time he talks I’m just like “shut your mouth, you unhelpful little shit”
#every time he referred to arthur/John as “my king” I died#Harlan what were on when making this episode?#Yorick is such a simp I swear to god#love him tho <3 (im lying)#malevolent#malevolent podcast
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Why can I not lie to save my fucking life. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
#basically bumped into a neighbour and he asked what i was up tp#AND INSTEAD OF LYING SO I DONT SOUND AO FUCKING WEIRD#i was like oh im just watching a random yt video on a topic and then writing notes on ot#LIKE YOU COULD HAVE NO SOUNDED LIKE A FUCKING NERD#YOU COULD HAVE SAID ANYTHING#LIED AND AGREED QHEN HE ASKED IF IT QAS FRO AN EXAM#HATE MYSELFBQGIDWHEIWVEJSHSJS#its even worse because i Swear every time i bump into this guy our convo is so. awkard.#its because were both very awkward#and hes dead nice!!#but I THINK HE THINKS I HATE HIM BUT I DONR I JUST DONT KNOW HOW TO SPEAK TO PEOPLE OH MY GOD I HATEGWBWBDJSJD EVERYFDOSKSBSJKDHSGSJJSJDHBS#god i need to hide in a hole forever and ever im never going ourside again#le text post#please have sympathy for me i am cringing so bad rn waaahhh
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CHAT IS THIS REAL
#I WILL NEVER FORGIVE BONES FOR THE ATROCITY THAT WAS CH88 ANIMATED- BUT OH MY GOD ID BE LYING IF I SAID SSKK NATION DIDN'T WIN TODAY#THE AUTISM IS WINNING IM LOSING MY FUCKING MIND RIGHT NOW#bsd#bungou stray dogs#sskk#shin soukoku#atsushi nakajima#akutagawa ryuunosuke#bsd s5#bsd s5 ep11#bsd spoilers#bsd s5 spoilers#bsd ep61 spoilers#Atsushi's mild fisheye is a bit of a loss though like why did they do that to him we were so close to thriving
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um. the FUCK ?
#all the signs were there tbh !!!!!! i want him dead in the ground#i wish young got to punch him more than once#what a fucking asshole#the way i was lying down while watching rhis but the second he said this#i paused it sat up stared into space for a good long while & just went ‘what the fuck?’#love in the big city#im so fucking mad still oh my god
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Kieran really does have great characterization so far which is why I really want part 2 of the DLC to really nail the ending! I am sooooooo eager to see how they handle Kieran and Carmine as well as Kieran’s relationship with the two of them in the next part! Also I really hope the game has the three of the them properly make amends with each other for the falling out. My biggest fear is that they’ll put everything on Kieran to fix/not have Carmine (and to a somewhat lesser extent the player) properly apologize for the mishandling of the Ogerpon situation.
YEAH SAME;;
And tbf Carmine did already apologize to Kieran for keeping him in the dark about Ogerpon, she clearly regretted not telling him anything especially bc of how he reacted to it. What I want to see from her is a genuine apology for being a bad sister. Bc she treated Kieran quite poorly at the beginning of the DLC and we can assume she's been treating him that way for a LONG time. Kieran clearly has a lot of self esteem issues and general problems with speaking up for himself, which is possibly a result of years of verbal abuse. I'm not saying Carmine is doing it on purpose; she probably doesn't even realize that her words have such a negative effect on her brother, and she doesn't know that what he's going through is way more than just "teenage angst" as she put it lol. But I think she's starting to find out that maybe she's going about things the wrong way. Especially because Kieran's begun to act out and is more aggressive with his words and actions around her and the player. I really really hope she comes to terms with the fact that yeah, she hasn't really been a good sibling, that maybe Kieran feels like he's been in her shadow this entire time and the way she handled things during the Ogerpon incident made things worse between them. And that she actually feels sorry and wants to make things better 😭
Now, as for whether or not Kieran will ACCEPT that apology from her. We'll have to see :")
#Generally I hope ALL of them say sorry. Lol#They were all at fault for what happened in different ways#I'm looking forward to Kieran's villain arc (lying) (also not lying)#Shima answers questions#Pokemon#Pokemon SV#Pokemon Kieran#Pokemon Carmine#The Teal Mask#Pokemon SV DLC#Pokemon SV spoilers#That one scene where Kieran complains about Carmine stealing the player from him.#I have a feeling that's not the first time smth like that has happened;;#How many times has Carmine done smth that she thinks is good for Kieran but is actually not? 🤔🤔🤔#God I LOVE complicated sibling relationships. HIT me with that shit
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yall for the first time in my life i straight up went up to a guy n made small talk w him n gave him my number n HE HAD A GF 😭😭 WHY THE FUCK DID I DO THAT??? IM THE STUPIDEST BITCH ON THIS PLANET LIKE HOLY FUCK IM NEVER APPROACHING A MAN AGAIN THATS A PROMISE
#THERE WERE WITNESSES TOO#now that i think abt it he probly doesnt have a gf 😭#he was probly lying to get me to leave him alone#which is fair#but HOLY FUCK#what possessed me to do something so outlandishly stupid???#never ever ever ever doing this again#i probly embarrassed him :(( poor guy#like imagine youre minding your own business n this weird girl comes up n talks to you#ok now i feel guilty#i feel like God is looking down n laughing at me rn#as He should be#ok bye i gotta study
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rewatched the premier definitely super legally and just look at them
#these tags get. very rambly. so expand at ur own risk i'm just kinda yelling here#bob's burgers#ur insane if u think i'm tagging every character#i HAVE to draw gene in this outfit proper u don't get it i just love when they let him go full music man#this premier made me clinically insane i don't think u understand they're consuming my thoughts like brain eating amoeba#catastrophic autism levels rn#god rest the poor souls at uni that'll ask how my weekend was#genuinely surprised they managed to get jjr. zeke. rudy. marshmallow. AND fischoeder in the premier#like they got ALL our fav little guys in here huh#no courtney or alex tho i'm fine. no it's fine that's fine#love how gene just started lying down at some point#lil bro did NOT care abt the chores he was invested in the narrative#there were some rly great bits in this ep too#gene just being dramatic. 'hey guys look at pepperoni the pony'. every time fischoeder was on screen#v strong premier i am clearly very normal abt it#ngl i just made this post to archive all these screenshots for myself bc i love the costumes here
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difficult as it may be for you to believe, I don't take your love life into consideration when I'm making command decisions.
#he's half lying btw and no one will convince me otherwise#shayera and mari were either going to sort shit out or j'onn was going to watch the drama unfold with popcorn in hand.#he likes starting a little drama sometimes. as a treat. he's silly.#ANYWAY WHY DOES HE LOOK SO PRETTY ALL THE TIME... GOD#that's my husband 🥰🥰🥰#i need to admire him for the next 365848658 hours brb#dcau#jlu#j'onn j'onzz#martian manhunter#j'onn my beloved#I'M JUST NOTICING THE GREEN MUTE ICON IN THE LAST TWO#BC HE DOES NOT HAVE ENERGY FOR JOHN'S BS RIGHT NOW#HELPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP#oh my god he is SO tired pls#it could have been literally any color but it's GREEN#'ur not connecting shit' shhhhh
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