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everyone make sure to set out cheese & crackers for neil tonight <3

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I love talking nonsense with you and I hope that we can talk nonsense with each other for the rest of our lives.
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"Time loop stories as an allegory for grief" is great and all but love love love when a time loop is entirely self-inflicted and it quickly becomes apparent it's a sort of anxiety disorder driven savior complex.
C'mon, save 'em all. You're the only one who can. :D
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Rocky Horror is turning 50 next month and people still act like being gay was invented by Ellen in 1997
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kinda crazy that they still made people after 2010
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was referring to a book i own and i said “i have it on book”
is it so over for me
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She let me hit it because I solved her riddles three
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"Rationalism" is up there with "Objectivism" in terms of "definitionally funny things to call your own belief system".
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not being able to borrow an ebook because someone else has it on loan is stupid as hell. like babe this is Document. these are pixels.
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have you heard of this spray that makes you see hair on your face that is otherwise invisible so you can shave it with a dull plastic razor that comes in a 20 pack which will be on this planet for hundreds of years??? buy. have you heard of this single use sheet masks that does nothing different than a normal mask and you have to wear it overnight (it will come off) and on flights (you look crazy)??? buy. have you heard of this camera that makes you see your greasy scalp (normal) and dead skin (also normal) up close so you can purchase a treatment for hundreds of dollars and/or exfoliating scrub containing particles that are going down your drain and straight into the sea???? buy. have you heard of this special plastic gadget that
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Realized I have a naked rat and a small piano
Here's Harry banging out the tunes, April 13th 2023
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if you're on instagram get off that thing and go outside
if you're on tumblr hold fast and keep scrolling soldier
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