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Does God have a personality or feelings about anything? Like, do they view the cats as any kind of individuals or are they all just calves it is fattening up? How does it regard the cats under its 'care'
To put it as simply as I can, Her awarness differs from the cats. She does have feelings ect to some extend (like being petty and wanting sun furred cats) but like.
She is less of an animal and more like.
Other wordly parasite
Pile of. Something weird.
How much She cares? No-one really knows but I imagine She does see the cats more like "well they are giving me bodies to possess and I eat their souls and if i protect them thats easier" but She also might have deeper bonds with some cats. Like She might trust someone more than others, but She doesnt really see the cats as individuals in the long run.
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I hate the “open floor plan” that everyone is obsessed with in houses now. I want nooks and crannies and bizarre floor plans. I don’t need to be able to see what someone is doing on the other side of the house. I want places to hide and lurk and dwell in the shadows. I am the beast who awaits in the labyrinth
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When I was a kid my family pretended to get raptured so I would think I was left behind on earth while they all went to heaven.
I was like 8 years old and my sister and mom had gotten really into the Left Behind novels (bible fan fic about the rapture). In the books when the rapture happened the clothes that people were wearing when they got raptured were left behind in neatly folded piles.
One day when I was getting home from school my family decided that they would leave piles of neatly folded clothes around the house, and then hide in the basement.
The intended effect was that I would get home and see the clothes then, think that my family had been raptured and that I wasn’t good enough to get into heaven… or something?
The problem was that I had never read these books, and didn’t really think about the rapture very often. There was no reason that I would see some laundry on the floor and think “The rapture happened and I’ve been abandoned by God! I’ll never see my family again!! Oh nooo!!!!”
I just sat down and watched cartoons and eventually my family got bored and revealed that they were all hiding in the basement.
It’s a good thing I didn’t understand the joke, otherwise that shit would have been traumatic.
#still not really sure what part of this joke was funny?#cuz if the prank had worked#then they would have made an 8 year old think she had lost her family and been rejected by god#which isn’t really much of a joke#Christian’s are weird yall#pirateprincessjess
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Really says something about the dire state of offerings for men interested in sewing their own clothes that even searching things like "interesting men's clothing patterns" brings up articles with links to four or five whole websites that primarily offer admittedly nice but practically identical patterns for making button-ups and work pants and maybe a varsity/bomber jacket if you're lucky.
(Branching out into historical costuming for everyday wear is like your one shot at variation, and even then, the ratio of men's to women's patterns on every website is frustrating to say the least.)
Patternmakers as a trans man I am begging you. Give me a little more to work with here.
#can you tell i have been browsing patterns today#anyways after i make some progress on jonathan i'm going to buy some loud weird prints and at least jazz up a pants pattern#i want to have clothes that i like but god is it hard if you lean masc and also like fun
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Ok look. I’m an Elder Millennial and I know we have our quirks but I honestly want to know something.
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the mobile phone museum is a online museum featuring over 2000 types of old and funky phones that’s amazing for seeing old phones and getting info about them for stuff like writing/art or just because they’re so cool and i love them look at them
behold! some of my favourite silly creatures :3
#these are more early 00s era weird phones im gonna make a second post abt late 00s era cool fashion phones but oh my god I love this#I have 00s era phone autism i love them so much I respect this guy just collecting like thousands of them#00’s#00s tech#y2k#y2k aesthetic#old tech#resources
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they are Cancelling me for dealing with my grief as best i can . also for the vicious war Crimes
#book 24#the conversation between the gods at the beginning there is just this#greatest hits#all i say is vicious war crimes in a vague way#and you all start frothing at the mouth like rabid dogs#a lot of yall get the memo with the blorbo tags but also. seeing quite a few strange pulls#not exactly war crimes but Ok#sometimes normal vicious crimes can just be normal vicious crimes ok guys#can yall stop tagging this as israel u guys r fucking weird….#if u see this and think it is a joke about actual fucking horrific war crimes and ethnic cleansing. u may be fucked up in the head#please be normal#will people stop commenting on this please. none of yall r funny#legendary warrior
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Me watching people get cancelled for stuff I agree with:

#sanest—girl#weird girl#i’m just a girl#female rage#femcel#this is what makes us girls#manic pixie dream girl#gaslight gatekeep girlboss#just girly things#girlblog#girl blogger#this is a girlblog#just girly thoughts#hell is a teenage girl#female hysteria#girlblogger#lana del slay#lana del ray aka lizzy grant#ldr#lana del ray aesthetic#lana is god#female manipulator#ultraviolence#lizzy grant
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Godbless you vse ponyatno. You were as naff as the rest of us but I really appreciated the fact you roleplayed Soldier for an hour straight.
Wish I had screenshotted more but I was too busy getting my arse kicked by bots.
#tf2#tf2 fanart#team fortress 2#tf2 soldier#tf2 heavy#tf2 pyro#tf2 engineer#feels weird tagging the characters as this is a gameplay comic but w/e#oh my god can you tell ive been watching venture bros in that second panel...jesus#my boyfriend and i are obsessed with mvm again but this time...we've been bossing it 😎#still playing engie and heavy though lol
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Biting you. Biting you. Biting-
#big fan of weird bad body horror kissing and these guys using each other as a stimtoy 👍#If I haven't made it clear already I like Billford a lot. They tick like every box for my favourite kind of ship. Theyre just so terrible#I love humany Bill stuff I really do. But man. Ford being REALLY into gross weird kissing with literal Triangle Bill? Thats is where its AT#Gravity Falls#Fan art#Billford#Bill Cipher#Ford Pines#Stanford Pines#young stanford pines#Bill/Ford#bill x stanford#ship art#Fanart#GF Fanart#Artists on Tumblr#My Art#God these are all in different styles lmao. I am not kidding with my blog description. style consistancy is not a girl I know
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nothing more rage inducing than when ppl present women as perfect beautiful flawless angels who are hairless and graceful and feminine in comparison to men and claim this is why lesbianism makes sense bc of course you'd want to find another beautiful hairless female woman lady. like actually I think women can be whatever and do whatever and as a dyke many dykes I know are hairy weirdo freaks like me and actively rebel Against that beautiful gorgeous angel bullshit but whatever
#it's infuriating like it comes both from ppl who aren't lesbian#AND LESBIANS THEMSELVES#like oh my god you don't wanna date men bc they're hairy and weird? I have news for you about women
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i think possibly my favorite anakinism and one i think about a rather unhealthy amount is his body language and how he almost always looks viscerally uncomfortable and vaguely like a child who is scared of getting slapped. even when he’s being confrontational he looks sooo defensive like wow girl you have never fully processed anything that’s happened to you and you will carry the weight of it forever
#every time i watch those movies i look at him move and i'm like oh my god he really just carries his trauma everywhere doesn't he#his physicality is so weird!! i’m obsessed with it. scared child but also dog ready to maul yanno#anakin skywalker#star wars#star wars prequels#keat.txt
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Obsessed with Blind! Eddie Munson meeting Steve and them hitting it off like instantly. And Eddie bragging constantly over the phone to corroded coffin/hellfire because Steve is great. He’s funny and bitchy and he makes all these sounds that drive eddie crazy —- anyway, he’s just super excited for his boyfriend to finally meet his friends.
And then when it finally happens it goes different than expected because yeah Eddie knows Steve is great…. What he didn’t know was…
“Holy shit,” Jeff says into the weird silence after Eddie’s introduction.
“What?” Eddie is worried.
“He’s hot,” Jeff says like it pains him to admit. “Like… like really, really hot. Like he might be a model hot.”
“Is he blind too? What’s he doing with Eddie?” Gareth asks under his breath and then grunts like he just got an elbow to the gut for it.
Steve just laughs. “Thanks,” he tells Eddie’s friends.
He doesn’t sound too embarrassed about it or like it’s a joke at all that his friends have concocted and holy shittttt
“Wait,” Eddie says quickly, twisting to hold Steve’s hands, “wait, wait, wait, are you— just how out of my league are you???”
“Eons,” Gareth wheezes.
“I’m not out of your league,” Steve says and Eddie can practically hear the eye roll as he tugs Eddie close and kisses him on the cheek. “Obviously.”
#steddie#steve harrington#eddie munson#stranger things#Eddie groaning: oh my god you are. you’re totally out of my league. holy Christ.#Eddie never lets this go.#why didn’t you tell me you were hot Steve?#Steve: that would be a really weird thing to bring up mid conversation#Eddie: it wouldn’t. all you had to do was say ‘I’m too hot for you to hit on me’ and I would have understood#Steve just laughs at him and tells him he loves him for the very first time#This sends eddie into another spiral#LLG#LLG writes#gareth stranger things#jeff stranger things
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Memes shared by kids who grew up on starships I think they should have sea scout/land scout beef with kids that grew up on Starbases
#star trek#ds9#tng#wesley crusher type kids need more representation#it must be such a weird environment to go up in like cool but weird#like wheres that post about wesley being the weirdest kid in starfleet cos they're talking about a specific procedure and hes like#ha yeah reminds me of when the first officer got god like powers and aged me 10 years#that but every starship kid in every situation#yeah i grew up on one of yhe ships that prevented that romulan invasion i was playing dom jot on my padd at the time tho so i didn't notice
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YOOOOO CHECK THIS SHIT OUT I FOUND BATTERY-OPERATED AM/FM RADIO HEADPHONES

I’M NEVER USING WIFI DATA SPOTIFY ITUNES YOUTUBE MUSIC APP SHIT OUTSIDE MY HOUSE EVER AGAIN
#FUCK YEAH#I HATE APPS I HATE APPS I HATE RENTAL MEDIA#there was an ancient battery in it but it didn’t explode or corrode or ANYTHING so she’s just a bit dusty#Needs new padding and has a weird glue stain on one side but otherwise GOLDEN#OG WIRELESS HEADPHONES BAYBEE#like yeah there’s ads on the radio but there’s ads everywhere at least these are local businesses#God I hope I can make them work#I’m so excited#This is the first time I’ve encountered shit from my childhood and sincerely felt like we moved backwards tech wise#I love you analog media I love you radio stations I love you shit that doesnt rely on the internet for fucking everything#Oh no I’m becoming that weird old man in the woods
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David Tennant as the Tenth Doctor/the Fourteenth Doctor Doctor Who (2005-2022)
#doctor who#dwedit#dwgifs#tvedit#tvgifs#scifiedit#tenth doctor#david tennant#nikolatexla#i thank god every day that david tennant was the doctor#him side-eyeing martha was so weird like what did she do to you that made you look at her like that lol
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