#the goblin wizard

[thegoblinwizard]

I always feel compelled to post in the wee hours of the day. Then no one sees it but I do it anyways.

I present, the goblin alchemist.

[monstersovka]

📜🍂 the fire wizard

new adopt there ✶

[lazylittledragon]

did somebody say dadkarios

[galedekarios]

😾

[saturdaysky]

you lose sight of it, somehow, when you consort with gods: how fragile mortals are, and how precious.

[gale of waterdeep & my pc, mayhew of nowhere in particular]

[mcnostril]

Magickal garble, master in the art of not setting themselves on fire.

[standingappa]

headcannon that albus is a math genius he just never knew because they don’t teach fucking math at hogwarts

[littleacebee]

Let’s talk about comedy podcasts!

Some of the descriptions/part of them were taken from shows themselves or their descriptions. Please, ignore all the spelling mistakes.

IDs in alt texts and under the cut (I guess they might be especially needed here)

[ID: Front cover of a zine. There is big text: „Comedy podcasts appreciation-recommendation zine” and red heart below.

Page 1: Text: „Comedy podcasts don’t get enough love and attention. There are so many of them out there that are so so amazing. As a big comedy enjoyer I would like to show some appreciation them and at the same time share few recommendations with you!”

Page 2: At the top of the page there is text: „Period piece comedy” on a scroll. Below there four podcasts’ cover arts and descriptions. First podcast is Fawx & stallion and the text says: „Team from Baker Street. The other one.”. Second podcast is Victoriocity and the text says: „Inspector Fleet and Clara Entwhistle try to solve a murder in unending city.”. Third podcast is The Kingmaker Histories and the text says: “Colette Geise experience the worst migraine of her life.”. Fourth podcast is Cry Havoc! Ask Questions Later and the text says: “Nobody said that running Roman Republic would be easy”.

Page 3. There is title at the top of the page: “Workplace comedy”. There are three podcasts’ cover arts and descriptions. First belongs to Mission Rejected and the text says: “The story of world’s most secret agents - the backups.”. Second belongs to Super Suits and the text says: “How is it to be a lawyer in a world filled with of superpowers?”. Third one belongs to G.O.B.L.I.N.S and the text says: “Elizabeth’s only chance to survive is work with messy team of Goblins and elvish prince.”

Page 4: There is title at the top of the page: “There is a workplace and there is comedy”. Below there are three podcasts’ cover arts and descriptions. First belong to The Amelia Project and the text says: “Welcome to the best death-faking agency!”. Second belongs to Wooden Overcoats and the text says: “Rudyard Fun runs a funeral home. It used to be the only one. It isn’t anymore.” Third belong to Forgive me! and the text says: “Father Ben takes confessions of St. Patrick’s parishioners and deals with their interesting sins.”

Page 5: There is a title at the top of the page: “Sci-fi comedy”. Below there are three podcasts’ cover arts and descriptions. First one belongs to Stellar Firma and the text says: “listen how most luxurious planets are designed! If only designers knew what they were doing…”. Second belongs to Starship Q Star and the text says: “”First all woman and non-binary crew” becomes the last six humans in the universe.”. Third belongs to Oz9 and the text says: “Join the useless crew of Oz9as they limp around in space looking for a new home.”

Page 6: There is title at the top of the page: “Fantasy comedy”. There are three podcasts’ cover arts and descriptions. First belongs to Dark Ages and the text says: “Rivercliffe Museum staff has to survive Dark Lord, low attendance and each other.”. Second belongs to Wizard seeking wizard and the text says: “Matchmaking show for wizards! Find a wizard you need!”. Third belongs to Absolutely No Adventures and the text says: “Chosen one of every prophecy opens a bakery with one rule: absolutely no adventures”.

Page 7: Text: “All these short descriptions do not do justice to how amazing and funny all these podcasts are. Please go give them a chance, they are definitely worthy!”. At the bottom of the page there is text: “#fiction podcast zine event”.

[atasticforreal]

Apple 🍎

VA - @Reece_Bridger

[a2zillustration]

gently places the Gale and Croissant dolls in a little box and VIOLENTLY SHAKES IT

Also here's what Karlach was right about if you forgot.

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[sketchbot9000]

[Orb footage of Mage Tower #5 shows total destruction of the tower and all occupants inside. Last update showed an experiment of "Multi-Demonic Infusion into Low Level Goblin". Information about this experiment will be wiped, and Heroes dispatched.]

[oldschoolfrp]

"War of the Wizards," Don Greer, Down in the Dungeon (Don Greer and Rob Stern, Squadron/Signal Publications, 1981)

[meteors-lotr]

A group of Hobbits is called a herd

A group of Dwarves is called a pod

A group of Elves is called a dance

A group of Men is called a flock

A group of Orcs is called a nest

A group of Goblins is called a brood

A group of Wizards is called a problem

[waitingforthet]

Classy Lads: Hey, it’s Bimble, the goblin with a bullying kink! You might remember him from me making a joke about him getting his own spin-off on Twitter. (Don’t worry, he’s not getting his own spin-off.)

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[artofthegoblin]

I created a series of the dnd classes as unique kobold characters! you can get them as stickers on my redbubble: www.redbubble.com/people/KoboldCove/shop

[painted-bees]

He's done!

Edit: Woop, and he's already sold! :D Thank you so much, guys!!

Divination gobbo who uses his prized marbles to see the future. And, if that fails, they're great for tripping people!

He's an adopt, and he's looking for a good home! $300 american. p pal only. Comes with large 300dpi png. Once he's yours, you're welcome to use the character as you please! (All I ask is that you do not use my artwork of him, specifically, for commercial purposes. If you draw him, you can sell your art or comic or w/e all you desire!)

Message me if you'd like to claim him <3