#the girls are next
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melmov 5 months ago
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Part 2 to this
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muffinlance 6 months ago
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My baby daughter got her adorable puffin-print dress absolutely CAKED in mud crawling around the yard and my first thought was "oh no her beautiful dress"
And my second thought was "oh huh it really WOULD be easy to unconsciously steer her away from playing in the dirt. Unlike my son, whose outfits are usually some kind of solid dark easily washed pants plus a shirt that doesn't trail in the dirt like a dress does."
Anyway something something gender roles start getting shoved on kids from literal birth, but with a little time to think about things, YOU TOO can let your children of any gender absolutely destroy their clothes in the dirt pit they're digging in your garden
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spacevixenmusic 1 year ago
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It's 2023 and this joke is still somehow even funnier than ever.
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nottodayarttartt 5 months ago
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Working on a little something something
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forgotmysword 7 months ago
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Doomed from the beginning
Unknown / Marguerite Duras / Blanca Varela / Ramona Ausubel / Anne Carson / Heather Havrilesky / Michael Cunningham / Lisel Mueller / Richard Siken x Dungeon Meshi by Ryoko Kui
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chloesimaginationthings 2 months ago
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New FNAF clown Jackie from secret of the Mimic!!
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egophiliac 1 month ago
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everyone out of the way, this is the only thing I'm going to be thinking about from now on.
(okay, there is one more thing)
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ato-dato 8 months ago
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*genders your bent*
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lovenostalgia 4 months ago
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beautifulexoticqueens 4 months ago
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haunted-xander 7 months ago
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Well, I guess you didn't have much of a choice either
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mochlus 1 year ago
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This tiny gray cat showed up in our backyard and we were like oh shes so small she must be a little baby kitten, we have to help her, so we got her inside and took her to the vet and they were like nope. no she has all her adult teeth. shes just small. she's literally just that small.
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sweetestbit3h 8 months ago
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喹ㄠ Anna Nichole 喹ㄠ
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philsmeatylegss 2 months ago
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If I were Dan and Phil I would never hard launch because it鈥檚 so embarrassing that we were right. Like what do you mean you were so in love a bunch of thirteen year old鈥檚 clocked it? I would never give that satisfaction.
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hugs-and-stabbies 6 months ago
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The self-awareness on this guy 馃槥 someone pls send him an "are you bi?" quiz STAT
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chloesimaginationthings 5 months ago
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The death of Vanessa and the birth of Vanny in FNAF
(Inspired by this art by Yuto Sano)
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