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I hate this fucking house so much, why the fuck do you think publicly shaming people is okay
#for context this is about dishes#one of my housemates sent a text in the group chat this morning saying it was ‘appalling’ that people could leave their dishes in the sink#and that we needed to ‘grow up’ and ‘not leave your messes for other people to clean up’#and then sent a picture of a pan that I had used yesterday and said it had been in the sink for days#I’m so sorry you’re a little inconvenienced by my one whole pan that doesn’t even have like food in it#but I had a migraine yesterday and could barely even get up to make myself food so of course I didn’t clean the fucking pan right away#and I was going to do it today but now I feel like I can’t because of the fucking public shaming around dishes that’s happened multiple#times now#like we’re all busy college students dishes might not get done right away and I can acknowledge how that’s annoying but it’s not the end of#the fucking world calm the fuck down#these housemates also suck for other reasons which is great#I don’t want to live here#j rambles
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can the mtt commit more crimes that just murder please i know theyre the MURDER time trio but ppppleasse,,,, please,,,,,,
they'd be terrible to be next to on the highway. horror's going 160 mph amd has long past gone over the speed limit. dust's out for BLOOD and by blood i mean your tires. he's somehow sniping those round rubber wheels from the high moving vehicle with the precision of a master fruit ninja player. if your car explodes or flips over in the process that's not his fault. and then to make matters worse for everyone on the highway killer's in the backseat scratching up the doors and windows of your car with a knife everytime horror gets close to another car and oops he accidentally just disfigured your face also did i mention theyre all drunk during this
ok so theyve all got the classic face WHY DONT THEY ABUSE IT!!!! horror gets to do a little paper mache to cover up his head hole and then wearing glasses. killer i dont know what the FUCK he can do to get rid of his perpetual tears but let's just pretend that theyre conveniently gone for now. and then all dust has to do is put down his hood! anyways identity theft is cool. imagine how much they could totally fuck up classic's reputation with this. set up fake tinder profiles and then scam people for their credit card info/free dates (while ordering every expensive thing) and stealing wallets. walking into various grillby's's around the multiverse and telling terrible jokes. like ACTUALLY bad jokes. and then of course just being a huge piece of shit at the bar. god theres so many things they could do pretending to be classic. which one of us is hikaru looking ahh except the only difference between the three is the color of the stains on their clothes (either gray (dust) black (killer) or red. well faded red (horror))
ROBBERY!!!! ROBBERIES PLURAL!!!??? train robbery gas station robbery bank robbery GOVERNMENT robbery (what would you rob the government for?? documents??? idk) anyways. mtt robbing a train except its just a really shitty plan and they dont know jackshit about what theyre doing. killer's taken over the conductor's cabin and now he is booking it. how fast are trains allowed to go idk but the maximum. anyways meanwhile horror's on the tracks fucking up the rails with his strength or whatever (listen i know he's weak but picking and choosing what hcs i believe in is my art) and dust is there to teleport him away before the train crashes into him and turns him into a trolley problem victim. and then of course that shit doesnt fucking work and the train just ends up flipping over and catching on fire or something (killer survives because of course he does he's killer). and then in the end dust just has to flip the entire train over and they just stroll into the part that actually HAS the money
and then they go out and get ice cream. sometimes the murderers need to take a break from murdering and just do NORMAL crime yk???
#dragging this absolutely ancient draft out of the trenches because i've been having a scene in my head that fits this#i mean not REALLY related to this since its not a crime. more like him reckless abandon of life! their own lives! yeah they die#imagining.... trio driving around in the mountains. dust's driving ans horror's in the passenger and killer's in the back seat because he i#and dust just starts speeding up like...... much more than he really should be in the fucking mountains#and killer points it out and now all of a sudden horror is absolutely terrified LMAOOOO trying to get dust to slow down#and then they crash. but if there's no one more determined in the world killer can always load a save and theyre alive again#and dust is STILL speeding when they come back even with the knowledge that they die and horror's still terrified#but dust just tells him to calm down and loosen up a little bit!!! theyll come back afterwards anyways and they dont even die in pain#and after a few more deaths horrors just like. ugh. fine. you know what FINE ILL GO ALONG WITH IT#he says as he starts laughing along with dust because man!! the feeling of looking out at nature right before they die in a blaze of glory#is GREAT!!!! and then you know something something horrordust have trust in killer to bring them back after they all die#something something horror is willing to give up his usual reservations to have fun with the other two#and its so fun afterwards.... because nobody but them gets hurt!!! dust and horror wouldnt wanna hurt anyone after their au lore#and killer has no reason to in this scenario. so it all works out for them!! the only people getting hurt are them and lowkey they deservei#the sans in the au is probably sooo confused as to why the world is reloading even though theres no human doing so 💀 killer you GOOF#theyve probably all died so many times but only they remember it. soooo cute.... only they get to see each other at their weakest 💔💔💔#killer absolutely abuses the save point when theyre all together i just knowww ittttt sooooo well#he wants everything to continue not restart or go back??? ok but everything IS continuous with these two#not like they stay doing one thing over and over anyways so its not really perpetual. anyways dust and horror would get bored along with hi#if they just kept doing the exact same thing over and over trying to find every possible ending. nahhhh#triglycercule this is sooo unhealthy none of them would do this!! ok well they make each other worse who said it was ever gonna be healthy#screw EVERYONE in the violet banquet discord server who indulged me in my trio waltz dancing in a field of flowers at 3 am. brainrot now...#this scene i described in tags totally happened in my trio meet each other fic btw. just that it hasn't gotten to this point at ALL yet 💀💀#tricule rant#killer sans#dust sans#horror sans#murder time trio#sans au#utmv
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So. About to go into surgery, that directly affects my mobility, so no physical way for me to draw. Legit no idea when Ill be back to drawing, could be two weeks, could be a month and a half, it all depends on the outcome and rehabilitation. DO NOT WORRY, I will be fine, this is a long time coming surgery, and it all will turn out fine.
Ill still be around in tumblr, checking my notifications and such, just not able to draw (which is gong to drive me insane, I just know it lmao).
Anyways, Ill be back soon-ish. Cheers! <3<3<3<3
#sadly the surgery is complicated and with a high number of recorded deaths#and im already entering the surgery with some complications#so in case i dont come back I love yall thank you so much for enjoying my silly doodles#it truly meant the world to me#i love each and one of you with my whole heart#asfsjh god#I'll leave instructions for my sibiling to make a post if i kick it‚ so I dont leave you with the uncertainty of what happened#and no‚ im not scared of kicking it#im oddly#calm#about everything#but i wont die#im too perseverant for that#like‚hell‚ i technically already died once‚ and i came back#albeit a wee bit physically fucked up#but i didnt die then! so i wont now#i refuse to#death is going to have to drag me down kicking and screaming#im ready to fistfight 'em in the parking lot of the hospital im not going down without a fight#The prospect of a new beginning#fills you with Perseverance
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just a little stressed lmao
#half light#disco elysium skills#voliart#not tagging this one seriously lmao. my god gang theres so much to do and IM RUNNING OUT OF TIME!! I DO NOT HAVE PLANY OF TIME!!!!#BUT I CANT. START THE FUCKING TASK. I NEED TO START THE TASK. WHY CAN'T I START THE TASK. HELL WORLD THAT WE LIVE IN FOLKS!!#hoooooo. okay Halvsies we're gonna like. chill out. the only reason you're over-reactive right now is because its late. calm down girlypop.#truly aphobic to cause me this much stress during pride month lmao. urgh. okay lets try again. see you all in some hours
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I don't always have to be sad to post caps of Zayne. Sometimes (Always), I just want to look at his hands. 💁♀️
#love and deepspace#love and deepspace zayne#zayne stop giving me bedroom eyes in a public café#but imagine him coming home from a late shift#he has a late shower and comes out clad in only a towel around his waist#his hair is still damped and the crisp smell of his body wash lingers#the city sleeps all is quiet and the world feels at peace for this brief period#it feels like the two of you are the only souls in the world#and you are just sharing this soft tender and playful moment with him#just appreciating each other's company#and he is just so grateful to have you to love you and be loved by you#this man is so touch starved he relishes in your soft caresses#no matter how tired he is or what mood he is in#you are able to calm him down#you are the remedy to his fatigue and stress#what am i yapping about#tldr: i just love zayne so fucking much let me give him the fucking universe
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What if Danny and Jason met in the infinite realms when Jason was dead and started a relationship?
Jason gets brought back to life, with or without memories of what happened while he was dead, and Danny has no idea where he's gone.
Jason is going through his whole training for vengeance thing. Danny is searching high and low, calling on all of the ancients and all of his rouges, doing whatever it takes to get his boyfriend back.
Jason meets up with the Bats. Does his whole 'kill Joker if you actually care about me' thing. Heads in a duffle bag and what have you. Danny still can't find Jason, but is starting to figure out that Jason was Robin. Like, actually Robin and just a concept spirit like Clockwork.
Jason starts making amends with the Batfam, but his "pit madness" is still a massive issue. Tucker and Sam help Danny figure out that Robin was Jason Todd and he lived in Gotham.
Jason wakes up one morning and feels like crap. He keeps having random sharp pains in his chest. He goes to the Batcave to get Alfred to check him out. Danny gets to Gotham and starts searching for Jason when he senses something odd. It's like someone is calling out to him, so he follows the feeling.
Danny arrives just in time to see Jason "giving birth" to their child.
#danny phantom#dp x dc#dc x dp#dp x dc prompt#i guess it's actually more of an outline than a prompt#danny fenton#jason todd#jason x danny#dead on main#double dead#the pit madness was just pregnancy hormones#yeah he still tried to murk tim#but to be fair#he was pregnant and going through a lot emotionally#the baby took a long time to develop because of lack of ectoplasm#he calms down after the baby is out of him#danny's freaking out because holy fuck he's a dad!#danny does unspeakable things to the joker#he was not about to let the guy that murdered his boyfriend live in the same world as his baby#could be changed to jason and danny being from different universes#that's a better explanation for why it takes danny so long to find jason#need to queue#i already posted something big today
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i know its unhealthy to worry about the election to this extent but it really feels like the world is about to end and because all of my family are the type of people to be unreasonably worried about this shit I cant help it.
they talk about it like were about to die and hell if the wrong person gets in office and a war starts my state will be targeted and we might fuckin die.
i know it's unlikely for that to happen but it sure feels like its close.
it doesn't help that my mom would bring me to trans day of remembrance memorials ever since I was 9 and put the idea in my head that i can and will be shot and killed at any moment and with this election that fear is even worse.
all I can do is sit and wait and panic because I'm unsure if my damn life is on the line because my family acts like it is but everyone else is saying it isn't.
im just glad my grandma died in 2018 because if she was alive right now I wouldn't.
anyways I'ma go stress vomit because I'm scared and I have no one to go to that isn't in the worse case scenario mindset.
how am I, a child, supposed to stay calm when those who are above me are freaking the fuck out.
im scared and I can't do anything about it.
#us elections#election 2024#i'm fucking shaking#the world is ending#i don't know what to do#i cant calm down
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The interesting experience of being pro Sasuke, anti konoha, pro tobirama, anti Naruto ending, pro Sasusaku, anti Itachi, pro Sakura, anti SasuNaru, pro Tobirama×Izuna, anti Madara, pro karin, anti Orochimaru, pro Uchiha and anti Hashirama. And also as much as I hate the guy danzo was kind of hot when he was younger...
#I FEEL ITS VERY IMPORTANT TO SAY THAT I COMPLETELY RESPECT SNS TO THE ULTIMATE DEGREE AND I AGREE WITH THEIR SHIPPERS ON MOST THINGS#BUT THE SHIP STILL KINDA PISSES ME OFF IDK WHY IM SORRY IT JUST RUBS ME THE WRONG WAY I HAVE TRIED TO LOVE IT I REALLY HAVE BUT I CANT#AND MADARA HAD SOME GOOD POINTS BUT I THINK ITS SHITTY THAT HE ABANDONED HIS CLAN AND THEN PLOTTED THE END OF THE FUCKING WORLD#ALSO ITACHI HAD LIKE OTHER OPTIONS!???? WHY THE FUCK DID HE TORTURE SASUKE TWICE LIKE 😭😭😭#WHAT WAS THE POINT MY G WHY ARE YOU TORTURING HIM I THINK THE MENTAL IMAGE OF THEM DYING WAS ENOUGH DIDNT NEED TO GIVE HIM 500000 EXAMPLES#WE AS A SOCIETY DO NOT TALK ENOUGH ABOUT THE FACT THAT WHEN MADARA ASKED HASHIRAMA TO EITHER KHS OR KILL TOBIRAMA#TOBIRAMA GENUINELY THOUGHT FOR A MOMENT THAT HASHIRAMA WOULD GO AFTER HIS THROAT FOR LIKE- THIS GUY WHO HE USED TO THROW STONES WITH!???#ITS SO DIFFICULT TO FIND PEOPLE WHO UNDERSTAND SASUKES TRAUMA AND WHO LIKES SASUSAKU 😭😭#COS LIKE ILL 100% ADMIT THAT THE RELATIONSHIP WAS WRITTEN SHITILY AND SUCKED AND DESPITE THE FACT THAT THEYRE SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE BROTHERS#SNS HAS BETTER WRITING THAN SSK OR NRHN SOMEHOW???? ITS WRITTEN SO WELL PEOPLE GENUINELY BELIEVE THE ORIGINAL PLOT HAD SNS PLANNED#BUT ALSO SAKURA IS SO SILLY AND STRONG AND DID ANY OF YOU READ SASUKE RETSUDEN “Trapped by a body he knew perfectly”#OKAY SASUKE YOURE ON A MISSION??? CALM THE FUCK DOWN 😭😭#NO AND IN LIKE SSK FICS SASUKE IS SOME BAD BOY WHO JUST SMIRKS AND IS EMOTIONLESS AND SAKURA IS SOOOOO EMOTIONAL FUCK OFF YOU TWATS!!!!#SASUKE IS THE KITTEN!! SAKURA SO OBVIOUSLY RADIATES DADDY ENERGY YALL ARE FUCKING INSANE!!!#WHY DO WE GET KITTEN SASUKE IN EVERY OTHER SHIP BUT THE FUCKING CANON ONE!! AT MY FUCKING!!!! LIMIT!!!#FIND SOMEONE WHO UNDERSTANDS THE COMPLEXITYS OF SASUKES CHARACTER AND UNDERSTANDS WHAT TRAUMA DOES TO A PERSON YET DOESNT HATE SSK CHALLENG#Uh oh I went a bit mad there hahaha#I REGRET NOTHING SASUKE DID NOTHING WRONG SAKURA IS GIRL BOSS AND THE NARUTO WORLD IS EITHER UNEXPLAINABLY VIOLENT OR FAR TOO FORGIVING#naruto#naruto shippuden#itachi uchiha#pro sasuke#haruno sakura#Pro Sakura#Sasuke Uchiha#sasuke did nothing wrong#It looks awkward to just go from all those long tags to the iddy bitty ones#Moldy-flowers#Kitten and daddy? Tf am i on about I've been watching too much game grumps shi 😭😭
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Ricciardo 'extremely competitive' on Sim ahead of Red Bull Test
#daniel ricciardo#dr#austria23#silverstone test#christian horner calm down this is like dirty talk to me!!!#“HE'S NOW EXTREMELY COMPETITIVE IN WHAT HES DOING IN THE VIRTUAL WORLD”#daniel ricciardo i am on my hands and knees begging you to produce some fucking exceptional laps at silverstone please#this is not the time to flop#also idec i am taking that as he is beating checo and running with it
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literally shaking (I'm having an anxiety attack and also just made an insanely impulsive purchase) but I JUST ORDERED THE RAINBOW CRATE AFTG SPECIAL EDITIONS IM GONNA CRY
#i feel so ill rn and this was a stupid purchase and also i will not be able to have them until literally next august but...#considering this my birthday present to myself for November#im shaking holy shit#im so stressed about the fact that im literally moving halfway across the world tomorrow#like what the fuck#anyway this will maybe hopefully calm me down#aftg#all for the game#the foxhole court
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god. god. soulfire is trying to tie. they never hit an egg. if they can’t tie then theyre going to throw. green team are the ones who attacked blue’s egg. watching bad desperately try to get roier away from it again and again was one of the most harrowing things ive watched. etoiles stopped attacking when he realized how outnumbered blue was. blue killed fit and left his stuff behind because green killed tubbo and left his stuff behind. blue is going to save them both or die trying. how am i supposed to be normal about this team
#qsmp#qsmp soulfire#THEYRE JUST.#!!#YKNOW#bad was so fucking violent the first few days. Taking down anything and everyone he could#and the rest of blue wanted to hold him back#and when they let him off his leash he calmed down#and. Them against the world#but they’re saying no. No. It’s them against the eye#them against futility#against hopelessness#here is another hopeless situation#but they know what it’s like to fight a losing battle#relentless and sharptoothed and bleeding#and now they will do so again. on behalf of their friends. whose swords they have bled on#theyre going to tie#or die trying
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nothing like a medium sized fandom to make you realize that the most popular fic isn't usually the best written
#in BIG fandoms you usually get some heavy hitters and you can sort fic down to what you're looking for#(looking at you witcher fic)#and in little fandoms you take what you can fucking get (hi sisters grimm)#medium sized fandoms you go in like 'oh ho ho there are enough fics here to keep me going til the hyperfixation calms down'#and then you filter out pairings you don't care about and sort by kudos and go 'wtf is all this'#and then#and this is the crucial part#you read it anyway and once you find one you love you go on a deep dive through the author's works and bookmarks#this is about psych fanfic btw#i just want stuff that meaningfully explores henry and shawn's mess#the most annoying guy in the world and the man who made him that way
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pmdd has you crying in bed like "and the fact that I cry for like three days every month is another reason why no one will ever love me!!!"
patently ridiculous illness
#pmdd#I had a serious problem with emotional regulation when I was a child#probably because of poorly understood neurodivergence#but I cried about EVERYTHING all the time forever#I felt like literally anything that happened was the worst thing in the entire world#I was a small nervous dog all the time#and I was always convinced that there was this nebulous Awful Consequence that would happen if I wasn't perfect#so like I would lose at a game? cry. favorite movie wasn't on? cry. made a mistake on a test? cry. rules of a game changed? cry. and so on#I wanted to be a good child SO badly#the only time I was ever sent to the principal ever was because I was crying too much and it was disrupting my kindergarten class#and you can... probably guess how I reacted to that#anyway whenever I get these PMDD crying jags now it reminds me of this time when I was little#I came home SOBBING#and my parents were like oh no honey what happened#and I said I was crying because the kids were making fun of me for crying too much :')#it's that same circular logic#sobbing because I have the disease that makes you hate yourself and sob#and then hating myself more because of the sobbing#it's genuinely so fucking dumb#and there is that part of me that's like 'girl just go make a sandwich and calm down'#but you can't really rationalize yourself out of it huh
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Aughaug Sparrows is very pretty.
Euros VERY much agrees. tho he's really not doing her any favors by yanking her head towards him outta nowhere While she's eating too. let a woman eat her instant noodles, man, she fuckin loves 'em
here have some bonus doodles i ran off to sketch out while workin on ur ask
#Spot says stuff#rain world#rw#oc tag#imma start throwin my things more into the main tag i put too much time into this stuff to Not to i think#oc: caper of euros#oc: three sparrows#its funny- sparrows actually wasnt originally meant to do that much. the doodle of her on euros intro page? i just quickly scribbled that-#-down without much thought. her name? hard bullshitin on my part. but now... hmmmm.... with every doodle i get more n more attached. Fuck.#THERES LIKE. THREE BIG STORIES WITH THESE FUCKS. -shakes them- CAN WE CALM DOWN NOT EVERY SINGLE ONE OF U NEEDS A PERSONAL TALE#Zephyr; Fish and his gang; Euros/Sparrows... fucks sake man..
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14 years old, only like a month into being spider-man, peter takes down a mugger and the guy is cursing peter out and peter just calmly says "i'm fourteen" and watches this dude have a crisis
"no you're not"
"i literally am. did you not hear my voice cracking every two seconds? pretty sure i only started going through puberty last week"
"you're lying"
"believe what you want"
"why would you tell me that if it's true"
"because no one will believe you and i think that's funny. also i want you to know that you just lost to a freshman in high school. even if you don't believe me, you can't prove that i'm lying. this is never going to leave your brain. i won the physical fight and now i'm playing with psychological warfare. and i called the cops. anyways, bye!"
mugger gets arrested and is like "no seriously i swear to god he was in these like red and blue pajamas and had a mask and goggles and he said he was fourteen and psychological warfare and-"
#idk if anyone else will be entertained by this but mcu peter being a little shit means the world to me#i mean lets be clear every single version of peter parker is a little shit#but mcu peter is painted as this innocent little fuckhead by a lot of the mcu fandom which like. sure yeah its fan content have fun with it#but personally peter's sass and attitude and anger problems are some of my favorite aspects of his character#“if you think about it this is really your fault” bro said that to TONY STARK to his FACE#he only backpedaled because tony was visibly upset by those words but dude was fully about to commit to that angle#peter (blaming himself; drowning in guilt): ya actually i did nothing wrong im 16 and its all ur fault so maybe calm the fuck down thanks
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when I was hardcore into Mass Effect I once had a nightmare that the Reapers actually invaded Earth and all I could do was to watch them destroy everything
fun
#t#I always get the most horrifying world ending nightmares djfnsbrjgj#why can't I dream about nice things#there was also this one nightmare in which the moon was colliding with earth#and everyone was awfully calm which drove dream me crazy#I woke up before that thing destroyed everything#just recently I had a nightmare about nuclear war#and was trying to calm down a group of children dying of radiation sickness#raaaahhh I want nice dreams#they're always so realistic too my brain is fucked beyond repair
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