#the fucking king of curses

[k-martins]

"Ah, Yuji will save Megumi because he promised" "Gojo won't let his son die" "Toji will come back from the dead to save Megumi" No people… That won't happen. Because Megumi's true savior is this guy

He will do this with Sukuna and you can't convince me otherwise



[opens-up-4-nobody]

Something something Merlin is Arthur's bane.

[yugiohmangaoutofcontext]

[iknowicanbutwhy]

Tfw you (currently obsessed with ISAT who never plays pokemon) play a soul-link nuzlocke with a friend (in for a world of torment) and you can't pay attention to a health bar for the life of you nor remember what types are weak to what.

Spoiler under the cut :)

Guy how did you manage to un-evolve yourself

[6ronze]

thinking ab virgin!sukuna who had no interest in sex until he lost his vcard. thinking ab how he tries to get laid every chance he gets after he fucked for the first time—fucked you, specifically. People think he’s a sex addict but really, he’s just trynna find someone who made him feel as good as you did. Since you’re nowhere around now, or you just vanished off the fucking earth, he’s gonna keep sleeping with everything that moves just to feel himself cumming as much as he did inside you.

[starry-bi-sky]

more incorrect quotes for the stillborn danyal au - dpxdc

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Student: so like,, *gesturing to Plasmius* is he like,,, your dad or...?? Phantom: he would be if he wasn't such a BITCH Plasmius: excuse me Phantom: YOU HEARD ME

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Under the Bleachers: Danny and Dash smoking in solidarity Dash: Danny: Dash: do you have notes from Lancer's class today Danny: since when do I ever have notes from Lancer's class Danny: I can ask Tucker but only if you have notes from Abernathy's class Dash: deal

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Sam and Tucker: *making s'mores with Danny's lava hair* Danny, as Phantom: >:I Sam: you're just mad because you didn't think of it first Danny: yEAH

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Danny, freshly ghosted: .... Danny: well. at least i dont need to waste money on lighters anymore

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Tucker: with how long your hair gets we may just have to start calling you rapunzel Danny: don't you dare Sam: rapunzel, rapunzel, let down your lava hair Danny: NO

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Danny's hair tie breaks in the middle of a fight Danny: fuck Skulker: language child Danny, pushing lava bangs out of his face: fuck you! just for this im turning your suit into molten slag Skulker: waitholdonwecantALK--

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Danny: you know, by your logic Maddie is equally as guilty for abandoning you as Jack. She also never visited you while you were in the hospital. Vlad, had put his infatuation with Maddie aside but still kinda had feelings for her: Vlad: you're right Danny, not used to an adult agreeing with him: I-- huh, I am? Vlad: yes. If Dr. Walker had cared about me -- even if only as a friend, she would have tried to remain in contact with me. But she didn't. She is also as equally guilty for the accident that took your life too since she also failed to properly check over the portal for flaws and any improper wiring. Danny: wait- wait, i mean-- Vlad: this means only one thing Danny, bewildered: ??? Vlad, extinguishing all lingering feelings: I have to kill her too (somehow) Danny: nO.

[sleepyorchidmonster]

You know, considering Nahida's and Rukkhadevata's self-sacrificing tendencies (I'll just use my power and turn into a twig no problem) alongside Deshret's often insane and reckless ideas (who makes an agreement for an ancient dragon to consume you after your death????) it's honestly a miracle that Rukkhadevata wasn't just perpetually aranara-sized during her time ruling alongside Deshret and Nabu Malikata.

I can just see Nabu Malikata returning from a business trip to Liyue or something, only to find a panicked Deshret sitting next to a potted plant that looks like a mini Irminsul.

Turns out Deshret got a little bit too silly with his last search for forbidden knowledge and Rukkhadevata had to use almost all of her power to stop the potential crisis. Now he's trying to find out how to care for a plant that's literally Irminsul while waiting for the Aranara to arrive.

Another time, Deshret came back and found Nabu Malikata babysitting Rukkhadevata, who had turned into a child.

And, while both gods know that they should probably ask the rainforest dwellers for help, they kind of don't trust the sages. Especially when the Grand Sage at the time suggested keeping Rukkhadevata locked up in the Sanctuary of Surasthana until she regained her powers..... So now there's an unspoken agreement that only the desert and Vanarana are safe places for a weakened Dendro Archon.

I would also like to point out that the (former) Grand Sage barely escaped with his life.

After that initial scare, Deshret would probably come up with a way to transfer dendro or knowledge to Rukkhadevata so she'd get her powers back, but the funniest option would be both him and Nabu Malikata having to do the whole Aranyaka quest to host the Festival Utsava.

People wonder where the Sumeru God Kings are, turns out they're organizing a festival for the Aranara (Deshret and Nabu are doing the preparations, Rukkhadevata is currently a child and is just playing with the Aranara).

[ghosttoastx]

New Isat x Undertale au just dropped

Oops!! All sans :3c

We were bullshitting some stuff on discord and thus, this was born

[ghostofthegallows]

I watched Mary Poppins with my gran on new years day and a vision beemed into my head of this lmao

[arahabakix]

両面宿儺;

for @queenrojpag

happy birthday itz (*≧︶≦))(￣▽￣* )ゞ

[aiai-cafe]

gojo and sukuna respectively being "the strongest sorcerers in history" is so funny because like, gojo was born with super myth freak eyes and his super power is ultimate control of the entire fucking universe, and sukuna's super power is be very good at cutting things. and somehow these two are equals. somehow sukuna is making it work

[dailykugisaki]

Day 335 | id in alt

Being desperate to end the fight might make you even worse off in the long run, Shoko.

[magalimachete]

LORD, DO NOT JUDGE ME FOR THE IMPURE SCENARIOS I HAVE IN MY HEAD REGARDING THESE TWO MEN.

(You know how I am)

Y’ALL OUR PUSSIES DONT STAND A CHANCE THIS EPISODE 🥵

I AM EXPECTING TO SEE THE MOST UNHINGED, FERAL, VILE, PORNOGRAPHIC COMMENTS ABOUT THESE TWO BIG DICK DADDIES.

DO NOT LET ME DOWN!

UNLEASH YOUR INNER STARVING WHORE THOUGHTS PLEASE. 😈😈😈

[moons-among-distant-stars]

OH FUCK

SO THE KING AND SIFFRIN ARE FROM THE PLACE NO ONE CAN SAY!!! BUT IT WASNT THE KING???

WAS IT NOT THE KING WHO ERASED IT??? THEN WHO???

this also makes sense with the “the thing left behind” because they’re a remnant of this place they should know (screaming)

AAAAAAAA

but what’s the connection to the stars?? why do the stars bring them grief and joy?? were the stars like part of their religion or faith??

or is it because the stars were different there?? is loop also from this forgotten island or somewhere else?? but then why is loop a star?? and why isn’t frin? the king? so loop must be from somewhere else?? but how do they know frin so well?? and how is it also their first time meeting them?? did loop erase it??? the head house maiden??? is that why something is rotting?? cause people aren’t supposed to forget that much??

even still where did someone get the power to make everyone forget a whole country?? who has that power?? the universe?? but what is the universe in this context

[epickiya722]

Uzui getting his hand chopped off and poisoned yet still continues to fight Gyutaro gives me the same energy as Miruko getting thrown into some lab equipment and then her arm twisted off yet still fights High-End Nomus.

I think they would get along very well.

[marleysfinest]

❤️‍🔥muvva takes comic con❤️‍🔥