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"Ah, Yuji will save Megumi because he promised" "Gojo won't let his son die" "Toji will come back from the dead to save Megumi" No people… That won't happen. Because Megumi's true savior is this guy
He will do this with Sukuna and you can't convince me otherwise
#I miss you Takaba#seriously what is Megumi's perfume to attract strange people#he has: a vessel and a redneck as friends#a panda#an insane gay sensei#a murderous cousin#the fucking king of curses#an angel girl and a fucking circus clown#fushiguro megumi#jjk spoilers#jjk#megumi fushiguro#jujutsu kaisen#gojo satoru#itafushi#ryomen sukuna#itadori yuji#takaba fumihiko
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#im sorry it will never not be funny when they start fucking speaking in hieroglyphs#CURSE OF RA!!#yugioh#ygo#manga#out of context#priest seto#thief king bakura#tag edit: those are hieretics not hieroglyphics my b
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Tfw you (currently obsessed with ISAT who never plays pokemon) play a soul-link nuzlocke with a friend (in for a world of torment) and you can't pay attention to a health bar for the life of you nor remember what types are weak to what.
Spoiler under the cut :)
Guy how did you manage to un-evolve yourself
#siffrin isat#loop isat#pokemon#isat#in stars and time#art#fanart#yeah um. pokebeau did NOT survive. psychic bastards curse ye#i named the cofagrigus to be funny silly and friend was like 'you know those trap people and mummify them' and i balked#i saw that isa (machop) had an evolution with four hands and i squeaked#isa died and i died too#isat spoilers#in stars and time spoilers#the sarcophogus looks like the king and house because they are Siffrin's eternal prison :)#id @ my friend but they havent finished yet nvfjdksn there's so much art i have to show them#tfw you make friends with a ghost type and they get really attached and guess what fucking happens#i thought cofagrigus looked so silly before drawing all this and now. i still think it looks silly#kitscribbles#he is coming out to hold hands for realsies :) he does that when you take turns holding each hand every day :) :)#just like try not to hold all four of them. you might get dragged in#you hold their left hand and their right hand and you give them your left foot and your right foot and oh you're being lifted the do o r is#Also runerigus is so so interesting. Horrific memories you say
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thinking ab virgin!sukuna who had no interest in sex until he lost his vcard. thinking ab how he tries to get laid every chance he gets after he fucked for the first time—fucked you, specifically. People think he’s a sex addict but really, he’s just trynna find someone who made him feel as good as you did. Since you’re nowhere around now, or you just vanished off the fucking earth, he’s gonna keep sleeping with everything that moves just to feel himself cumming as much as he did inside you.
#Yes#im craving terribly for my husband#Imagine how embarrassingly hard he gets when he finally has you again years after#His thrusts are all sloppy and awfully desperate#Unlike how he usually does it#Usually hed bury his cock halfway to tease his fling to death#But when he gets u?!#No teasing#he fucks like a curse in rut & like a king in need for an heir tomorrow morning#jjk smut#ᯓᡣ𐭩 convos.ᐟ#sukuna x reader#sukuna smut
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more incorrect quotes for the stillborn danyal au - dpxdc
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Student: so like,, *gesturing to Plasmius* is he like,,, your dad or...?? Phantom: he would be if he wasn't such a BITCH Plasmius: excuse me Phantom: YOU HEARD ME
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Under the Bleachers: Danny and Dash smoking in solidarity Dash: Danny: Dash: do you have notes from Lancer's class today Danny: since when do I ever have notes from Lancer's class Danny: I can ask Tucker but only if you have notes from Abernathy's class Dash: deal
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Sam and Tucker: *making s'mores with Danny's lava hair* Danny, as Phantom: >:I Sam: you're just mad because you didn't think of it first Danny: yEAH
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Danny, freshly ghosted: .... Danny: well. at least i dont need to waste money on lighters anymore
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Tucker: with how long your hair gets we may just have to start calling you rapunzel Danny: don't you dare Sam: rapunzel, rapunzel, let down your lava hair Danny: NO
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Danny's hair tie breaks in the middle of a fight Danny: fuck Skulker: language child Danny, pushing lava bangs out of his face: fuck you! just for this im turning your suit into molten slag Skulker: waitholdonwecantALK--
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Danny: you know, by your logic Maddie is equally as guilty for abandoning you as Jack. She also never visited you while you were in the hospital. Vlad, had put his infatuation with Maddie aside but still kinda had feelings for her: Vlad: you're right Danny, not used to an adult agreeing with him: I-- huh, I am? Vlad: yes. If Dr. Walker had cared about me -- even if only as a friend, she would have tried to remain in contact with me. But she didn't. She is also as equally guilty for the accident that took your life too since she also failed to properly check over the portal for flaws and any improper wiring. Danny: wait- wait, i mean-- Vlad: this means only one thing Danny, bewildered: ??? Vlad, extinguishing all lingering feelings: I have to kill her too (somehow) Danny: nO.
#danny fenton is not the ghost king#dp x dc#dpxdc#dpxdc crossover#dpxdc au#dpxdc prompt#dpdc#stillborn? no still born au#stillborn danny#danyal al ghul au#danyal al ghul#flanderizing the vlad and danny dynamic just a little🕺 🕺 🕺 as a treat#parental vlad masters#my vlad masters could beat up your canon vlad masters#my vlad masters also wears a ribcage corset and is permanently cursed with BabyFaced 20 Year Oldness when he's plasmius#danny: hey so my foster mom also never talked to you when you were hospitalized tho | vlad: oh shit u right | danny: i am#vlad: she's also not blameless in your death either. | danny: uh oh | vlad (ultimately A Dad First): this means i have to kill her too#bc if phantom can be a permanent 14yo then plasmius is also a permanent college student and i think thats hilarious. he physically cannot#grow a goatee as plasmius. he can get all the facial hair he wants as vlad but not as a ghost. L to him. this only fuels his vendetta#SB Vlad: im gonna kill maddie | canon vlad: you WHAT#hc that maddie got her doctorate with her maiden name first and refuses to change it. jack and vlad both supported this decision in college#and still do. im taking Vlad's creepiness about maddie out back and shooting it in the kneecaps. boom gone now i can just make him Parental#vlad saw maddie try and shoot danny once and promptly did a 180 on his feelings.#vlad: ah well actually fuck you too now. you shot my kid | danny: NOT YOUR KID#i want everyone to know that i was listening to thunder bringer when i was making the vlad plasmius design and so that is now attributed to#him forever and ever. i curse him with the Zeus Boss Battle Theme Song
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New Isat x Undertale au just dropped
Oops!! All sans :3c
We were bullshitting some stuff on discord and thus, this was born
#isat#in stars and time#this is so stupid#and so fucking cursed#undertale#ut sans#sans undertale#isat siffrin#isat mirabelle#isat isabeau#isat odile#isat loop#isat the king#my art#in sans and sans
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You know, considering Nahida's and Rukkhadevata's self-sacrificing tendencies (I'll just use my power and turn into a twig no problem) alongside Deshret's often insane and reckless ideas (who makes an agreement for an ancient dragon to consume you after your death????) it's honestly a miracle that Rukkhadevata wasn't just perpetually aranara-sized during her time ruling alongside Deshret and Nabu Malikata.
I can just see Nabu Malikata returning from a business trip to Liyue or something, only to find a panicked Deshret sitting next to a potted plant that looks like a mini Irminsul.
Turns out Deshret got a little bit too silly with his last search for forbidden knowledge and Rukkhadevata had to use almost all of her power to stop the potential crisis. Now he's trying to find out how to care for a plant that's literally Irminsul while waiting for the Aranara to arrive.
Another time, Deshret came back and found Nabu Malikata babysitting Rukkhadevata, who had turned into a child.
And, while both gods know that they should probably ask the rainforest dwellers for help, they kind of don't trust the sages. Especially when the Grand Sage at the time suggested keeping Rukkhadevata locked up in the Sanctuary of Surasthana until she regained her powers..... So now there's an unspoken agreement that only the desert and Vanarana are safe places for a weakened Dendro Archon.
I would also like to point out that the (former) Grand Sage barely escaped with his life.
After that initial scare, Deshret would probably come up with a way to transfer dendro or knowledge to Rukkhadevata so she'd get her powers back, but the funniest option would be both him and Nabu Malikata having to do the whole Aranyaka quest to host the Festival Utsava.
People wonder where the Sumeru God Kings are, turns out they're organizing a festival for the Aranara (Deshret and Nabu are doing the preparations, Rukkhadevata is currently a child and is just playing with the Aranara).
#genshin impact#nahida#rukkhadevata#king deshret#nabu malikata#goddess of flowers#5.1 update made me miss the old gods of sumeru#after rukkhadevata died and nahida was imprisioned the three of them spent the next 500 years cursing the sages in the afterlife#the akademiya had to separate the desert from the rainforest because they KNEW deshret's followers wouldn't let the sages betray rukkha#deshret wrote SO MANY CONTINGENCIES#there's a whole section in the temple of silence about the aranaras#deshret and nabu malikata can speedrun aranyaka quest no problem#deshret once fucked up so BADLY that he was forced to look for every single aranara as extra punishment#there's also another angst route where Rukkha never sacrificed too much of her power until that one tine deshret died#which meant deshret got to the afterlife and realized his friend was now a kid. considerably weaker. without many godly allies#and it was the middle of the archon war
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両面宿儺;
for @queenrojpag
happy birthday itz (*≧︶≦))( ̄▽ ̄* )ゞ
#jjkedit#ryoumen sukuna#jujutsu kaisen#sukerokus#usersophies#userkarura#useraki#userkururrugi#usergojoana#usernikiforova#edit:all#edit:color#HAPPY BIRTHDAY ITZ!!!!!#IDK IF IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY IN YOUR TIMEZONE BUT I HOPE YOU LIKE THIS!!!!#i wanted to color nai but trimax is so tough for me to color so have the king of curses#your gifs are so fucking cool and you're honestly such a cool person!!!!!!!!#i really love talking to you about trigun and jjk and tojigo and kvk#also thank you for encouraging all my weird fanfics i am grateful for all the feedback#happy birthday my dude hope you have/had a nice day!!!!#also idk what this is it's messy because i did not know it was your bday until like last night bgdgbfxbgf IM SORRY BUT I HOPE YOU LIKE IT!!#( o=^•ェ•)o ┏━┓ (❤´艸`❤)
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gojo and sukuna respectively being "the strongest sorcerers in history" is so funny because like, gojo was born with super myth freak eyes and his super power is ultimate control of the entire fucking universe, and sukuna's super power is be very good at cutting things. and somehow these two are equals. somehow sukuna is making it work
#frankly i think that like automatically makes sukuna stronger but maybe that's just me#gojo has a bit of an advantage since birth. is all im saying#did i miss something in canon like why is sukuna so fucking strong when his super power is just be very good at cutting things#king legend honestly. and like yeah. he sure is. he sure is be very good at cutting things. definitely#.....why does he have 4 arms. why does he have a belly mouth.. hello.. i know he's a curse Now but i thought you needed to die for that#he was a curse user/sorcerer before he died and got banished and torn asunder into 20 magical fingers. but. why did he have 20 fingers#jujutsu kaisen#gojo satoru#sukuna#jjk#this is ur cafe speaking#sukugo#for those with eyes to see
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Day 335 | id in alt
Being desperate to end the fight might make you even worse off in the long run, Shoko.
#dailykugisaki#jjk#kugisaki nobara#shoko ieri#ieri shoko#utahime iori#Kugisaki opening her eye not even fully like all the way knowing her shit yet and immediately getting shot with 1 Ml of Adrenaline#Shoko actually regretting her actions for once#Kugisaki probably going through the most insane shit right now she probably cant feel any of her limbs at the moment#dont shoot adrenaline into a fresh out the coma child Shoko#The funniest part is. Shoko didn't train to actually do this medical shit she foes autopsy's bro she dosent know how much the body can#the body can take#Shoko does not know she probably gave Kugisaki more brain damage#Shes just sitting there with a fucked up girl using her technique#Because they BOTH dont know whats going on#utahime is tweaking the fuck out but shes gonna be okay(she'll be thinking about it for years)#Kugisaki was in a state of genuine disability where she had to be cared for by others that didn't know what they were doing#Shoko STILL dosent know. Its not her fault shes used to dealing with corpses#shoko becoming a presudo caretaker of Kugisaki because she feels guilty about this massive fuck up#Shoko probably thought she was just like the higher ups in that moment and had to stare at a wall#Kugisaki wigging out and shes half fucked in a state of limbo because DAMN that idle transfiguration made her believe she DIED#Anything to win the fight against the king of curses y'know#Nobody really knows about what happened except Shoko. Utahime and Kugisaki herself so. And you know theyre not gonna say anything#youd have better chances talking to a rock#why did i make this? my brain spiraled
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some brief advice for characters with small scars from a head injury (from my specific experience) since i do see people give these types of scars to characters sometimes
mine is like this for reference:
specific info:
i didn't receive in-hospital treatment for it even though i lost consciousness i was kicked by a horse, the metal horseshoe is what did it it was a long time ago (over a decade now)
it doesn't effect me much day to day, it is always visible but it has become less prominent over time. certain expressions (anything eyebrow raising especially) make it very obvious.
it is physically raised and lacks pigment.
sensation wise, it used to itch but i haven't felt that for awhile now. if i pay attention when touching it, there's a slight difference in temperature from the rest of my skin. if i scrape it (even just lightly, like scratching with a fingernail) it feels like its bleeding even when its not.
if i accidentally hit it (i dont like doorways), it is extremely painful, it burns, my vision flashes white and i see stars, and it feels like its bleeding all over again of course. it feels like the irl equivalent of being stunned by an electric arrow. if your character has a scar like this, having them get hit on it in a fight is a good way to make them go down for a bit. the sensation also lingers for a decent amount of time afterwards, depending on how hard the hit was. the lingering feels like a heavy pulsing/throbbing, similar to a strong headache but localized on the scar. personally, it feels like even minor impacts can have a really strong effect still as long as its a pretty direct hit.
so yeah just my personal experience having a scar like this! i like seeing characters with similar scars but it often feels like it was just a cosmetic choice to show that they're tough. it's not something that is super high-impact for me, but it still has its effects, and when you aggravate them you can't really focus on anything else until it goes away.
#writing advice#writeblr#dont really know what to tag this with ngl#i've been meaning to briefly ramble about it for awhile tho#its not like its a big thing but its just something i think about now and then#i imagine its similar for vertical scars? but ofc anyone with different scars is welcome to chime in lol#lowkey this is just an excuse for me to rant about how much it fucking hurts when i accidentally hit it tho#like come on why'd you have to do that <- me to myself#usually on doorways because i am so good at moving through gaps#also yeah i wrote this instead of the story im supposed to be writing#king of procrastination#god i need to do that now tho#i just want to see some tough guy have to bowl over and curse because he accidentally got hit on one of his old scars
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Uzui getting his hand chopped off and poisoned yet still continues to fight Gyutaro gives me the same energy as Miruko getting thrown into some lab equipment and then her arm twisted off yet still fights High-End Nomus.
I think they would get along very well.
#uzui and miruko - I AIN'T HEAR NO FUCKING BELL!!!#funny that in the dub of demon slayer they're married#miruko's va voices hina#even funnier that in jjk that's the king and queen of curses in dub#anyways!!#just kiya's thoughts#bnha#mha#boku no hero academia#my hero academia#kimetsu no yaiba#kny#demon slayer#miruko#mirko#rumi usagiyama#usagiyama rumi#tengen uzui#uzui tengen
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❤️🔥muvva takes comic con❤️🔥
#felt so fucking sexy all day honestly#10/10 would cosplay the king of curses again#also that’s my husband I’m ✌🏻 next to btw not just a random guy LMAOO#ryomen sukuna#jjk#cosplay
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One of the biggest book crimes is Harry naming his son "Albus Severus". I feel like the Marauders were done so dirty and it makes no sense to me. I hope you right this wrong in Lionheart!
I've never seen any fandom come together so unanimously to reject a writing decision with the same vehemence that they have Albus Severus (save, like, the ending of Game of Thrones). Everyone looked at it and went "weird, no thank you." Beautiful moment of unity for the fandom.
It might be realistic for the first generation after a major war, but naming all the kids after their grandparents seemed cliché to me. Rose and Hugo and Scorpius were much better, and seemed more like real names that you might pick out because you liked them. Harry doing that to honor his parents specifically because they never got to have normal and long lives is a nice gesture, but it's then weird to use the name "Albus," who lived a very long and successful life, tragic as it was. (I've sometimes tossed around the idea that Harry gives Albus II that name because he wants one of his kids to have a proper "wizarding" name, i.e. something that ties them unimpeachably to the wizarding world, rather than the muggle names given to James II and Lily II — almost an effort to cement his family as being Magic.)
But I was never going to be the right audience for the Potterlets, anyway. I'm not a fan of timeskip epilogues — they work when it's a short jump, but years (or decades) stretches it too far. Either the characters feel like strangers, or they feel the same, which is almost weirder. Which is why I've been on EWE copium since I read the books.
#greenteacup asks#one of the precious few things that the cursed child gets *right* imo#is that the epilogue is a fantastically improbable projection of what life would be like 17 years after the war#specifically everyone being business-as-usual at king's cross#i think the marital discontent and burnout and 'holy fuck i'm exhausted' of it all is much more realistic#which you could say. is not a fun ending for a fantasy epic#and you'd be RIGHT! which is a great reason not to end your fantasy epic SEVENTEEN YEARS after the climax#unless you want to actually flesh out what happens in those seventeen years!
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An uncomfortable truth.
If you released a version of Kingdom Hearts where all of the Disney characters are replaced with generic pretty anime men, King Mickey would become a Tumblr sexyman within two days.
My evidence for this theory:
Old man who's been in several wars and knows how to kick ass.
Effectively Riku's dad, Tumblr eats that found family shit up.
Has Trauma and emotional moments, effectively doomed by the narrative due to how he is simultaneously super involved and powerless to help anyone.
Black hair, white face, mysterious, royalty. You know the drill.
Wears the most hot topic ass shit this side of the Disney multiverse.
Fandom Tumblr would have a field day fixing his shitty ass lore.
If you made him a human man named Michael or some shit and kept all of his major character elements the same, Tumblr would go buck wild with his finely aged white boy ass.
And I don't know how I feel about that.
#kingdom hearts#kh#disney#walt disney#kh au#king mickey#mickey mouse#this upsets me#i don't know how to feel about this#cursed#tumblr sexyman#michael rodent#rickey rat#My fucking shit
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a power of peace and healing//your bones run strong
I spent a very long time trying to work out a Stone design and I'm still not settled! I'm sure like my other humanizations of Fallen London entities, I'll come up with a few <3
#blood cw#gore cw#fallen london#fallen london spoilers#whoooo wants to hear my design thoughtsssssss okay so#I colour selected from her art. she's mostly brown but there's a pale peach colour I've chosen to adopt#I think pale orange/pink works well for stone! pastel is like a half colour innit. she's a half judgement. a softer light#she has 'mountain limbs' referenced there's no reason to give her only two#esp since one of her parents is a crab. they're kinda hooved/claws/roots to reflect both her and baz#the outfit and part of the pastels is also that Stone is.... a princess kind of. i wanted to invoke that!#no one would call her this but the idea of 'maiden hidden where she can't be seen secret child of the king' is like. Her#maidens locked away often have pointy hats too. like mountains. solved it. all the neath mysteries. i won#she has cracked and the wound obviously because. folks. stop mining her! stop seeking immortality!! CHILL!!!#she's PROBABLY HAS cursed people but she's overall all ALRIGHT and in a TOUGH SITUATION okay. her dad fucking yeeted her into the dirt#oh she has tears of flint on her face. chose orange eyes bc Remembered Sunlight and blue for the Sky. half-lidded because half-sun.#as the monarch of monsters and princess of Shame I wanted her to look notably Different while not being the biggest deal of the design#you will probably notice the wound before the many odd legs or singular arm. she's way more human than my baz designs too#bc like. ONE WAY you can interpret Stone is to place her in Victorian London. The king has a bastard he is ashamed of at birth and hides he#anyway. other stone ideas are much more garden themed. cat themed. put her in a cat sweater
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