#and so fucking cursed

[ghosttoastx]

New Isat x Undertale au just dropped

Oops!! All sans :3c

We were bullshitting some stuff on discord and thus, this was born

[twinliches]

nearly had a medical emergency today because - and i cannot stress enough how little i am making this up - a helicopter landed in front of an open grain silo while i was getting off my ship and i am deathly allergic to the wheat that said helicopters rotor blades proceeded to blast in my face at full force. the cosmic forces are plotting against me ass situation to be in

[kavebot]

hes on my mind…

[spkyart]

Hello folks guess what I am reading

[fox-guardian]

[ID: The metronome meme. One side of the dial says "i want TMA's ending to be kept vague and open-ended it's better that way" and the other side reads "MY FUCKING GUYS GRAAAAHHHH". The metronome rapidly swinging from side to side reads "me rn". end ID]

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how are we fucking feeling gamers

[retiredgremlin]

[spiralling-spires]

Being jurgen leitner the day that gerry almost killed him was probably really surreal. Imagine you’re minding your business, collecting fucked up books, and out of nowhere this goth guy covered in eye tattoos shows up and beats you half to death, then stops, goes, “no you’re too pathetic to be jurgen leitner” and leaves without further elaboration. And you dont correct him, you like being alive after all, and after that you just… continue with your life. And then several years later you tell this to some random guy in the tunnels you’ve been hiding in, and he not only knows who the goth was, but seems somewhat fond of the goth. And then you get brutal pipe murdered by the random guy’s boss. Oops

[littlefankingdom]

Bruce Wayne is canonically a very handsome man (he is called a "pretty boy" and he is in his 40s, for fuck's sake), and he is pretty famous as a rich philanthropist who doesn't want to leave his awful cursed crime infested city. So, there must be a ton of people thirsting over him on the internet. Fancams, edits, fanfics and imagines ("kidnapped with Bruce Wayne 😍 by a Gotham rogue"), the whole charade!

And anytime one of the batkids stumbles on a thirst post, they have the most dramatic disgusted reaction, loudly gagging, before sending the link to the batkids chat, because if they must suffer, then they should all suffer. Clicking on a link in this groupchat is like playing russian roulette, and getting rickrolled is a good ending.

[theonewhowails]

cult trait: good die young

[gatorgrumbles]

YES GIVE HEART BOY CMERE ME GIVE WHOLE BODY

[clouvu]

Nothing in the world belongs to me But my love, mine, all mine

[tophatbagelcat]

mwehehehe i don't care that it's crappy ive always wanted to participate in let papyrus say fuck day >:D

[Image Description: A traditional sketch of Papyrus from Undertale. In the first image, he's walking through a snowy area, taking a deep inhale with a strained expression. The Annoying Dog watches as Sans is in the a sentry station in the background, saying, "so cool, so cool, so cool" over and over as he scrolls through his phone.

In the second image, Papyrus blurts out, "FUCK!" with a furious, googly-eyed expression. Sans looks up from his phone and asks, "woah, paps, ya good?" To which Papyrus replies, "NO, I JUST STEPPED ON A FUCKING LEGO BRICK! AND IN THE FUCKING SNOW! WHO THE FUCK LEAVES A FUCKING LEGO BRICK IN THE FUCKING SNOW I FELT IT THROUGH MY-"

Sans thinks "dang son" during Papyrus' spiel, and the Annoying Dog leans away in surprise. End ID.]

(thanks @anistarrose !)

[kavebot]

i cant with this fucking cat, chat

[ohitslen]

Average university experience

[ichiro-artosaki]

muppets but make em shadowzel 🤣

im a very serious artist…

[lilislegacy]

i feel like we don’t talk about this scene from the titan’s curse enough, because i think about this a lot. like… a lot. the way he was just like ‘oh i can move faster than bullets, that’s cool’, and then immediately moved on and never thought about it again?? i mean, i knew he could SWIM at mach 5, which is…. hypersonic speed, and equivalent to 3836 miles per hour. and i know all demigods are naturally a bit faster than humans. but like… he can move faster than bullets?

i guess i just wasn’t expecting perseus to go all spider-man on me, that’s all