#and so fucking cursed

[ghosttoastx]

New Isat x Undertale au just dropped

Oops!! All sans :3c

We were bullshitting some stuff on discord and thus, this was born

[twinliches]

nearly had a medical emergency today because - and i cannot stress enough how little i am making this up - a helicopter landed in front of an open grain silo while i was getting off my ship and i am deathly allergic to the wheat that said helicopters rotor blades proceeded to blast in my face at full force. the cosmic forces are plotting against me ass situation to be in

[kavebot]

hes on my mind…

[fox-guardian]

[ID: The metronome meme. One side of the dial says "i want TMA's ending to be kept vague and open-ended it's better that way" and the other side reads "MY FUCKING GUYS GRAAAAHHHH". The metronome rapidly swinging from side to side reads "me rn". end ID]

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how are we fucking feeling gamers

[spiralling-spires]

Being jurgen leitner the day that gerry almost killed him was probably really surreal. Imagine you’re minding your business, collecting fucked up books, and out of nowhere this goth guy covered in eye tattoos shows up and beats you half to death, then stops, goes, “no you’re too pathetic to be jurgen leitner” and leaves without further elaboration. And you dont correct him, you like being alive after all, and after that you just… continue with your life. And then several years later you tell this to some random guy in the tunnels you’ve been hiding in, and he not only knows who the goth was, but seems somewhat fond of the goth. And then you get brutal pipe murdered by the random guy’s boss. Oops

[littlefankingdom]

Bruce Wayne is canonically a very handsome man (he is called a "pretty boy" and he is in his 40s, for fuck's sake), and he is pretty famous as a rich philanthropist who doesn't want to leave his awful cursed crime infested city. So, there must be a ton of people thirsting over him on the internet. Fancams, edits, fanfics and imagines ("kidnapped with Bruce Wayne 😍 by a Gotham rogue"), the whole charade!

And anytime one of the batkids stumbles on a thirst post, they have the most dramatic disgusted reaction, loudly gagging, before sending the link to the batkids chat, because if they must suffer, then they should all suffer. Clicking on a link in this groupchat is like playing russian roulette, and getting rickrolled is a good ending.

[theonewhowails]

cult trait: good die young

[gatorgrumbles]

YES GIVE HEART BOY CMERE ME GIVE WHOLE BODY

[clouvu]

Nothing in the world belongs to me But my love, mine, all mine

[tophatbagelcat]

mwehehehe i don't care that it's crappy ive always wanted to participate in let papyrus say fuck day >:D

[Image Description: A traditional sketch of Papyrus from Undertale. In the first image, he's walking through a snowy area, taking a deep inhale with a strained expression. The Annoying Dog watches as Sans is in the a sentry station in the background, saying, "so cool, so cool, so cool" over and over as he scrolls through his phone.

In the second image, Papyrus blurts out, "FUCK!" with a furious, googly-eyed expression. Sans looks up from his phone and asks, "woah, paps, ya good?" To which Papyrus replies, "NO, I JUST STEPPED ON A FUCKING LEGO BRICK! AND IN THE FUCKING SNOW! WHO THE FUCK LEAVES A FUCKING LEGO BRICK IN THE FUCKING SNOW I FELT IT THROUGH MY-"

Sans thinks "dang son" during Papyrus' spiel, and the Annoying Dog leans away in surprise. End ID.]

(thanks @anistarrose !)

[ohitslen]

Average university experience

[swiggity-swexual-i-am-asexual]

As per usual, it’s DP crossover with (probably) DC, although you could probably adjust it for other fandoms

ANYWAYS

A little kid and his mother are trick or treating in another city, perhaps at some kind of event rather than knocking on doors, and the kid is dressed as Phantom. It’s very adorable, with his little ghost-shaped bucket and clearly homemade and already stained costume—listen, white only works if you can just fly over street grime or phase it out of your clothes—and his slightly I’ll fitting wig. The kid is SO happy to be out and about dressed as his favorite, and maybe even showed it off to Phantom back in Amity Park before his family left.

The hero, insert whoever you wish here, is probably in civvies and just enjoying the event. The kid, meanwhile, is so glad when people ask who he is so he can explain, and so- the hero gets to hear ALL ABOUT the local town hero who is probably pretty small time despite the kid’s clearly exaggerated stories. The hero certainly never heard of him, but the kid’s mom confirms that Phantom really was the town hero, despite some mixed reviews of the poor guy.

“Did you manage to show him your costume?” the hero asks.

“Yeah! We went down to the cemetery to leave flowers and I got to show him my costume.”

Wait. Cemetery? Maybe it was part of theme, because Phantom had to be named that for a reason, but… it sounded like…

The kid ignores the suddenly VERY still hero and instead turns to his mom. “Momma, do you think we should bring him candy? He doesn’t get to trick or treat like we do, and I can work super hard to get him a bunch!”

The kid’s mom just smiles. “We could, but maybe we should bring him something homemade. I bet he’d like something more filling, teen boys like him have a hollow leg.”

The kid wrinkles his nose. “Like Vernie with the pizza bagels?”

“Like your cousin, yes. We can make some cinnamon rolls and take them to his memorial, maybe bring some of the apples from your grandpa’s garden…”

The hero is pretty much forgotten as the two-part family wanders off, not quite intentionally forgetting the hero is there so much as the hero somewhat accidentally ended the conversation when they just froze and didn’t ask anything further.

Not that the hero didn’t want to. But they’d learn something very serious.

One—there was a small town hero they’d never heard of. Two—that hero was apparently a teen. Third—most pressingly, the teen hero was both beloved enough to have kids dressing up as him and dead enough to have a grave.

This… might require some phone calls.

[shortkingenjoyer]

i was late to the cursed cat alastor party, hope this will suffice

bonus:

[kavebot]

i cant with this fucking cat, chat

[annasofthe11thdimension]

Waltz

[isatartdump]

I'M LETTING THIS ONE FREE BECAUSE I WAS *DONE* I WAS JUST FIXING LOOP TOP SCARS AND EYES AND IT CRASHES ON ME AND I LOSE EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!! HAAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAH

The day I live without stopping a project because I lost the file 80 times (would love to be exagerating) will be the day I finish one I promise you !

Babe help I am stuck in a timeloop of losing files (I am really mad about it. It was clean and everything man.)