#the fucking g. o. a. t.

[pintsofguinnesmakeyoustrong]

NPMD best line deliveries

oh shit! oh fuck!! i didnt think thered be a skele'uhn here ?!? im so fucking scared of skele'uhnz!!!

dont frighten him pokey you nasssssty boy

were going to jail...and with my luck no one will even B O T H E R making me their bitch...

🐦 heyus the thing about a bãrbĕqüe...it brings folks together...from awl wawlks of laife...theyres a storhé behand everyh burrghurr...everyh kehbahhb...

but I...called God a sonofa B word...who am iaieEUGHAHuhuuuh...

[jupitisms]

WHY HE HAS BGUGS IN RHERE?!?

[revasserium]

just: cry fly

[justabunchofcrows]

[Thunk.]

< PepeHands >

[a crow lands next to her, and places an orange sign.]

< Helo! Am Peg >

< Code monster w >

< as mean 2 me >

< :(>

[Thunk. Second sign]

< u r good @ figh >

< ting them!! Do u >

< know how 2 make >

< them listen? >

[ @justabunchofcrows ] 🎗

Étoiles shakes her head at the little creature.

"I'm sorry, I do not think they are, eh, receptive to reason, my bro. But... totems help. There is not much they can do against that if you have enough, yes?""

[simpingforcys]

To be laying beside (or on top) of the short racer king man holding him like a doll cupping his cheek that for some reason feels soft like a marshmallow maybe he programmed it himself who knows, caressing his face with your fingers while kissing him over and over<333 his little giggles and silly noises of "hoohoo~"s as you dote on him since he's not used to getting so close and personal with someone cuz of secret identity I mean what you're not suppose to know that hahaaaa

You lean in down to whisper in his ear "I love seeing you ride on those tracks... has anyone ridden you~?"

[its-not-a-pen]

you want to dip your fingers into my grief and sample it like fine wine

close ups of the Small Jianli's because i kept cracking up laughing as i was drawing this.

lineart:

new season of attack on titan looks great guys

[emotionaldisaster909]

okay why-

Why

Is Xie Lian

So gorgeous

Any time I pause

[unionizedwizard]

my #1 ffxiv-related tetris effect is that whenever theres some fucked up weather event going on outside, i instinctively glance at the upper-right corner of my field of vision to see what the weather compass has to say about The Fuckening

[feyres-divorce-lawyer]

somewhere in me there’s a 10 page paper about the abuse of rei todoroki and how often people don’t realize that not all rape is violent

[nerdishpursuits]

I want you to knead my dough (the euphemism I never knew I kneaded 😏)

P.s. I think it’s fair to assume this scene will be one to launch a thousand fanfics

[lupi-usque-ad-finem]

how it feels being sick in the middle of a full body shift still having to do Adult Things (I’m hacking up a lung)

UPDATE: THIS DAWG GOT COVID YALL :(((

UPDATE UPDATE: IM FREEEE I CAN STILL SMELL AND TASTE WE’RE SO BACK GANG

[i-just-really-like-renga]

I think sk8 season two would fix me

[miquella-everywhere]

Hey lemme say just how much i dislike Charos Hidden Grave and the Cerulean Coast in the dlc real quick

Legit one of the, if not most, underdeveloped most uncared for areas in the DLC. This place legit feels like unnecessary padding as it offers no new substantial lore and is only used to show off past enemies as a way to sugar coat the fact that "hey we remember these guys but we do not give a shit nor care about their lore" and then just moved on from there despite the massive plot holes these areas leave behind

freaking sucks because the red and blue spider lilys are genuinely beautiful

but yeah Charos Hidden Grave and so too the Cerulean Coast are fucking forsaken and could be so easily removed from the DLC and nothing about it would have changed or made any difference to the story.....

​remember when the Death Birds had a matriarch in the TwinBirds as well as an Unamed Outer God???? and that the wandering mausoleums knights beheaded themselves and was a curse from the Death Birds???? and that Miquella was behind the mausoleums as a way to revive Godwyn so he must have made a deal with the Death Birds????

b e c a u s e I s u r e d o

[paranoidgemsbok]

Legit sorry for everyone who was in the community and feels rightly fucked over but I must admit I'm watching watcher implode like

[autoboros]

My brain loves to disorient me by making me want to do 4 different things at once and then making me believe I've got no time to do any of them

[ybcpatrick]

fuck pearson airport and all the rude motherfuckers who work here