#the lil moans

[nerdishpursuits]

I want you to knead my dough (the euphemism I never knew I kneaded 😏)

P.s. I think it’s fair to assume this scene will be one to launch a thousand fanfics

[sturnioloho]

i just wanna thank god for this chris moan. amen

[sehtoast]

yeah there's something about the way homelander looks like he's resigning himself to whatever firecracker is going to do to him riiight before that squirt that makes my gut churn. I'm sorry yeah the milk scene was not... yeah.

it was not.

[gh0stn3lius]

Fun fact, my sketchbooks have this lil goober every so often cause @reamnosart likes him a whole lot and yknow so do i (meme related⬇️)

[ohlookitsthearkhamknight]

Having much thoughts about Sal manhandling Tommy around to the point Tommy does anything he can to get Sal’s big hands on him in any way possible

[tennessoui]

first of all happy mayday and then also happy mermay

so au where anakin, human, falls in love with padmé, young mermaid queen of atlantis, and he finds a way to become a merman to be with her (she helps him because she's a queen lol it takes a bit of political maneuvering to get the sea witch to do the magic and ok now the sith have a small piece of their own territory in atlantis but it's worth it because they get to be together) but now someone has to show anakin how to be a merperson because it's not intuitive and he's really fucking bad at it like 'got his arm bitten off by a shark because he couldn't figure out how to swim faster that the shark' bad at it

and padmé is much too busy being queen and preparing for their wedding ceremony so...enter her most trusted advisor, obi-wan kenobi

obi-wan doesn't know what he did to deserve this sort of punishment. it's bad enough that the queen went rogue like this, gave the sith their own legitimate territory, and messed with dark magic just to get some tail (lol) but now obi-wan has to deal with it?? obi-wan has to teach anakin how to swim? the correct titles of their royals and how to pronounce them? the correct way to eat? obi-wan has to show him how to dress and deal with his sometimes surly countenance and his incessant need to touch everything he sees, up to and including the bright blue scales of obi-wan's fins--something only mates are supposed to touch??? obi-wan has to put his hands on anakin's waist and move his body to pump up and down and not side to side as humans walk??? obi-wan must carefully brush out his hair and treat it with their special concoctions so as to preserve its curl despite being underwater all the time now???

(they definitely fall in love which makes them both feel very, very guilty, except the truth is anakin and padmé's match is less true love and more fleeting infatuation now that they get to spend longer than a few seconds together)

[chickenbyday]

Kevin/Andrew | Explicit | 1.3k

Summary:

Andrew gets a strap-on and Kevin sees god.

[postflython]

SO glad you just came back - yay! Will you be gracing us with any…….voice notes on this account like before? 😏😈

oh right I forgot I used to make those lol. between you and me anon, I honestly doubt I probably will — if only because they take time to make that’s in precious short supply these days! 😅 but hey, never say never I suppose

[ghostpepperworld]

THIS LOSER TUCKS IN HIS SHIRT

What a distinguished young man

[angelic-charlie-kelly]

OH MY GODDDDDDDDDD

[itsyagurlchip]

yall might not like me but...

i can fix her-

HERE ME OUT

[peachsayshi]

& speaking of kissing gojo; the man is infuriating because he'll coil your belly, have you all hot and bothered because of those pretty, soft pink lips and that wicked tongue and then end every make out session with a cute lil nose rub followed with a tiny, chaste peck.

[kittyboy-cunt]

:3 aftermath ♥︎

( - check rbs)

[b1mbodoll]

i need to bite him pleaseee please oh my god

[seraphdreams]

he thinks ur sooo cute when ur all needy but too shy to just ask for what you want. Coming over to him on the couch with soaked panties and wrapping your arms around his neck to kiss his face and rub against him (it’s gojo so he’s obv just like “you need something from me?”) or when you bend over and look back at him to showcase how wet your underwear is and now his dick is hard bc arent u just adorable…you can do something so lewd but you can’t just ask him to fuck you <3

He WILL tease you until you use your words, that’s just the man Gojo is 💗

“use your words, what is it, baby?” while he’s thumbing at your clit through your panties, making you squirm and jerk in his hold :( it’s not enough yet, any little touches from him just feel so hot with fervor, you can’t help but roll your hips n cling onto him. “need you to fuck me.. please.” you beg, earning a cocky response from him because it’s truly embarrassing that that’s all it took, playing with your messy little cunny :( “that right?” before he pushes your panties to the side and slips just the tip of his cock past your hole.

he wants to play. it won’t satisfy him to just give you what you want, no. what he wants is to inch his way ever so slowly into you until you’re a teary-eyed, babbling baby, crying out for him to fuck you properly :(

[pinkfey]

𝐔𝐑𝐒𝐔𝐋𝐀. ┆ 𝗕𝗔𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗥𝗗 𝗖𝗛𝗜𝗟𝗗, 𝗞𝗥𝗔𝗞𝗘𝗡-𝗦𝗟𝗔𝗬𝗘𝗥, 𝗕𝗨𝗧𝗖𝗛𝗘𝗥 𝗢𝗙 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗚𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗧 𝗦𝗘𝗔𝗦.

𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐨𝐭𝐢𝐜 𝐧𝐞𝐮𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐥 ┆ 𝐬𝐚𝐢𝐥𝐨𝐫 ┆ 𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐝𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝐝𝐫𝐨𝐰 ┆ ♡ 𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐧 "Let me say it plain: I loved someone and I failed at it. Let me say it another way: I like to call myself wound but I will answer to knife."