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not been shopping in 4 weeks - i miss vegetables
#i’ve been living off tinned corn frozen peas and onions as my only nutrients#actually i also did have tomatoes- enought for half of one a day#they’re gone now#the fridge is bare#time for the old rice and beans diet#there’s no reason i’ve not been shopping or anything#i’m just lazy#but i shall use this as an excuse to polish off everything i stocked up on and am no longer into#completely redo the tins and dry foods cupboard#i talk and its probably something weird
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arson countdown direct to video disney sequel
#tight high boots are not strictly period accurate but let this poor fool plead artistic license.#mizu blue eye samurai#abijah fowler#blue eye samurai#***png#ok bye i’m thawing out the fridge hashtag BOTULISM. much to do. much to see.#in other words making s2 predictions gives me Such Brainworms i can barely function so we will not speak of that.
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MAYA AND CARINA STATION 19: 7x07 'Give It All'
#station 19#station 19 spoilers#station19edit#carina x maya#carina deluca#maya bishop#mine#well heres ours i guess!#the lighting is absolute ass by the way#but don't worry the straight parts were nice and bright!#and the coloring sucks because their kitchen is ugly and yellow but thats beside the point#i just...have no words#like the kiss??? why did their mouths barely touch...why can't we get a normal kiss in a 10 pm time slot#what is with the editing in the last gif with the fridge part??#i don't understand#we got better quality at 8 pm last season#i'm just so upset...probably won't gif anything else tonight maybe tomorrow#this show really knows how to just suck the life out of you
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Fuuuuck. My favorite trope is "Tim Joins the Batfamily Late" and there's so few of those out there. I just love that angst or the chaos with an unsupervised Tim, one who's parents definitely died, that doesn't have the support of the batfam.
Like, no matter how you spin it, it's so interesting to see how drastically that changes things. Did Jason never die? Did Bruce heal enough before Tim could step up? Did Tim still get training with Lady Shiva? Is he a somewhat civilian? Is he a non-Bat vigilante? Does he still form YJ? Did he stay in Gotham?
The sandbox is huge, and it's such an underutilized trope.
#dc comics#dc universe#tim drake#tim drake joins the batfamily late#brain goes brr#unhinged tim drake#tim was barely held back with Batman's supervision#imagine a grown tim without any bruce supervision#tim would do some absolutely unhunged things without bruce there (worse than canon)#Tim's moral code would be nonexistent instead of the fridge grocery list he currently has#what if tim finds a baby damian and just decides to adopt him or some shit#what if tim kill luthor?#what if tim becomes a lowkey helpful supervillian mafia boss???
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Ed learning how to sketch and doing these elaborate ones of Stede and getting frustrated when he can't get the nose right but trying to get it to look as much like Stede as he possibly can, and then eventually graduating to make full body sketches and the walls of the inn are littered with smudgy charcoal prints and sketches of Stede reading naked, Stede cooking naked, Stede fishing naked, and in every single one Stede's dick has a little smiley face drawn on it c:
#this went away from me but the idea of Ed pursuing new hobbies with the same single minded focus has me weeping#stede hangs all these pictures of the fridge they can barely open the door anymore#but it's okay#who needs milk and veggies anyways#meow speaks#ofmd
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why is lettuce so fucking Good
#currently eating half a head right outta the bag#my body... it craves Fresh Vegetable...#i have not had Fresh Vegetable in so long...#monch cronch eating each leaf like a fuckin shredder#personal (me) home (in my house) shredder (teeth)#its so crisp and watery and cool from the fridge#my ideal meal is raw ground beef & entire head of iceberg lettuce#literally eating this shit like a mf Rabbit#absolutely unprompted#do you ever think about how similar leaf is to meat#looking closely at one rn and its like... a thin slice of steak but Green....#why do vegans and carnivores fight we're literally the same. we should all make out or somethin idk#OHHHH WE'RE GETTING TO THE INNER LAYERS NOW ITS GOING DOWN!!!! HELL YEEEAAAHHHHH#SHIT JUST GOT CRISPER#if you're reading this its your sign to chug water and eat a fresh cool vegetable right from the fridge#give in to your primal desire to cronch with your bare hands and teeth#life is long but this moment is so so sweet
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i rewatched the deadpool movies and then watched the new one over this past week, and while these movies are lot of fun in a lot of ways and i enjoy a lot about them, may i just say: DAMN, is the writing for vanessa ever thankless as all hell, especially in the sequels
#'maybe she'll actually get something to do and get to be an active member of the plot in the third one!' i thought#like an IDIOT#rob delaney (an angel btw) gets infinitely more to do than vanessa!!!!!!!!!! wade's alleged reason for being!!!!!!#i guess being a man's reason for being is actually objectively a pretty boring thing to be#it's just antiquated sexist tropes o'clock with her and it's a bummer because morena is so luminous and likable in the role#anyway. that was my feminist rant!#it was a fun movie; i just wish she'd gotten a substantive role in it to make up for the stupid-ass fridging in deadpool 2#dollsome's deep thoughts#p.s. this is neither here or there#but seeing matty mcf tom wambsgans-ing so hard filled me with a yearning for succession that i can barely describe#'stop talking in that dumb obviously fake british accent tom!' i wanted - irrationally - to scream#what if i rewatched succession immediately#deadpool spoilers#deadpool
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i dont believe in the death penalty but i do believe someone who eats or drinks the little treat you had in the fridge before you can do so should be stoned to death and sent to hell
#IT WAS BARELY EVEN A TREAT I JUST WANTED TO HAVE COLD WATERRRRRR AND SOMEONE TOOK MY WAWER?#<- work fridge…..#kora.txt
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hm... sidestep steadily and noticably gaining weight as well as muscle the more they spend time around the rangers, and the rangers taking note of this and feeling all sorts of ways about it.
#speaking#i like to think that the farm had them stripped to the bone#and they barely manage to gain anything back upon return to los diablos#but thru a steady diet of the rangers fridge#and coffee dates with daniel#and hoots with ortega#and the not so subtle shelf space in hq#maybe... they start to heal.... just a bit#fallen hero
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Oscar Pine lays down a Salem diss track, leaves immortal witch shocked and dismayed at his based accusations
(+He had some help from Professor Ozpin)
#oscar pine#rwby shitpost#salem rwby#rose garden#(barely)#fridge's art#fridgefanatic#rwby fanart#rwby
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honestly cannot trust some of y’all’s merthur fic recs bc i opened one and the first few paragraphs were that gwen DIED and i audibly said “no” and just exited the screen
#i do NOT support fridging gwen ‼️ i’m sorry u can be the best writer ever but that’s my GIRL i cannot stand to see her die#shows#bbc merlin#gwen#merthur#text#tais toi lys#lys lb: fic#she cannot die while arthur lives that’s fucking illegal to me#gwen dies at the ripe old age of 92 and merlin’s holding her hand as she passes#anyway. ive heard this fic is REALLY GOOD and honestly merthur’s barely there but like. HELP my one rule is that Gwen is alive idec if she’s#not even in the fic but she MUST be alive to me#😭#*
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ah fuck it gonna post this too. i managed to make this in beepbox after the specific melody stuck my head
this isn't much at all but it feels good to actually manage materialize a sound and make it kind of neat?
#doodle post#audio#i made this on my phone alongside a piano app lol. i'm an idiot for doing this at work but kind of worth it?#posting this shit feels like presenting a drawing to parents hoping they put it on the fridge#i'm still new to all this...#having to relearn music theory because i Did study it at a music school but i barely remember anything
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i now understand the anger people describe when they see other folks just going about their lives entirely unaffected by disasters
#i'm living in a situation that many people are comparing to hurricane katrina and you're fucking talking about homestuck cosplay#i dont fucking care about over the garden wall i'm going into my third day without electricity and nowhere nearby has gas for our generator#our freezers are fridges now and its only a matter of time til we have to start throwing ungodly amounts of food out#we can't leave our house because the road even outside of our driveway has gotten progressively worse and we can barely drive across#there was another landslide about five minutes away. there's another town nearby that was completely leveled#i saw a guy stranded on the side of the road with signs taped to his car asking for a spare tire#i saw another car flipped entirely onto its back and halfway into the river which is still raging#one of the houses i'm used to driving by every single day that was huge and where we got our chickens from is gone. like it was never there#the area it was in just looks like another part of the river now. i wonder if people will play in it in the future#nobody has power or cell service. countless people haven't been able to contact their family members in four days#and yet it feels like the only people talking about it are the people who fucking live here. nobody else is looking at appalachia#except for the shithead tourists who like to go into threads meant for resource updates asking about their stupid fucking vacations#conservatives are saying we deserve it for being libs and libs are saying we deserve it for being conservatives#both of them call us hicks and use our accents whenever they do an impression of a stupid person
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Was relistening to Sam's Playlist and it gave me angsty thoughts about Quinn and what Darlin could have gone through living with him
(Tw: eating disorder, manipulation, abusive relationships)
In the beginning, it was fine. It wasn't the best relationship, but it wasn't like Darlin knew much better (or felt like they deserved better). But he made them feel seen, Quinn saw the parts of themself that they had hidden and he didn't push them away, in fact he almost seemed giddy to accept them.
But the softer moments he graced them came fewer and farther between. There wasn't a kiss without teeth, an embrace without a bruise. But it was fine, they could take it, they were strong...and they had gotten pretty good at finding pleasure in the pain.
When they moved in with him, the glimpses of his true self only became more apparent. Since he was a vampire, he didn't need to eat. So there wasn't much food to be had, and it wasn't like many grocery stores were open at night. Not that Quinn let them go anywhere without him. Delivery kept them from starving, and it became easier to ignore hunger pains as time went on. And Quinn didn't mind if they lost a few pounds, he always went on about how much he loved their body, like it was one of the only things that gave them value.
If it wasn't their body, then it was their blood. And God forbid if they said no. Even they couldn't stop a chill going down their spine at the look in his silver eyes when they tried to refuse. His voice would be sweet as honey as he whispered in their ear, his nails trailing along the vein at their neck.
"I need blood from someone, Precious...if not you, then I'll have to find someone else to entertain me tonight. Though I doubt they'll be able to walk away from it like you do. You're just so strong...are you sure you can't just take it?"
#redacted asmr#redacted audio#redacted darlin#redacted quinn#sorry im barely awake so im sorry if this makes no sense#but i was thinking about why Darlin didnt have food in their fridge#and my first thought was 'oh i bet its trauma from quinn'
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Yeah, sure - he couldn't have prevented it.
#reminder that armand ko'd the entire coven with a single word and simultaneously froze time at the restaurant#armand could have stopped the trial dead in its tracks if he wanted to#wild how this doesn't seem to occur to louis#armand#the guy is very powerful#i think he's just been downplaying himself since louis expressed his distaste for the display at the restaurant#and playing up his vulnerabilities to make louis feel strong and in control#which has the side effect of making it easy for louis to forget that armand is in fact very powerful#the show is doing something similar - small bursts of incredible power from armand sprinkled in between stretches of vulnerability#compare it with the treatment of lestat who was frequently shown using his abilities in s1#and whose maker has been talked up several times this season while armand's has barely been mentioned#lestat needs to come across as powerful and inescapable for claudia and louis emotional journey to make sense#while armand needs to be more of a question mark/fridge thought inspiration for louis' feelings towards him to make sense#and for the horror of the situation to be effective#iwtv#iwtv 2x07#Youtube
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my mum said we should get a new fridge it only took me 3 years to convince her
#i get that its a financial strain but not only do i have a job and can help chip in#the currrnt fridge is so shit we barely even eat food that needs to be refridegrated#the door doesnt close properly#and it shuts down randomly#galléros fecó naplója
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