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Seething at the mouth over fnaf lore and it’s wasted potential
#like#the first 4 games tell a story#a vague and kinda confusing story but a good story you can piece together story nonetheless#and then after that#they just#fumbled the ball big time#adding in confusing book lore while claiming it’s not canon then making some of it canon and not elaborating in game#the whole remnant thing (I fucking HATE remnant)#fnaf 6 was a satisfying ending with William afton dying for real and the children’s souls finally being put to rest#but none of THAT mattered bc help wanted and security breach#and it’s just#eugh#fnaf 6 was the last point it could’ve possibly been a good ending#tho let’s be real 4 was satisfying enough with explaining the bite of 87 (fuck the bite of 83 bs it’s stupid it’s the bite of 87)#and just having afton be a fucked up guy who kills children#anything other than having remnant be why he killed those kids#bc he wants to be immortal#and making it so he’s HAPPY to be trapped as springtrap#<- that might’ve just been a book thing tho idk how much book is canon to games#when it was originally an ironic torturous fate#suffering the same pain he put the kids through for eternity#eughh#I have#VERY intense emotions over fnaf#I’m very hyperfixated rn and I hate it
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playing slay the princess as intended (watching your friend stream it and then roleplaying as improvised ocs for each of ur runs)
#anethia collectibles#slay the princess#so ...#run 1 is i think the witch/thorns where we chose to be very stoic and silent throughout#run 2 is the paranoid/nightmare route (fav) bcus i wanted to get to ask more qns that round and somehow that ended up leading to my poor#little curious guy getting so broken and fractured :3#run 3 is the hero/deconstructed damsel route ....#run 4 is the tower! and being a little shit who is by hell and highwater NOT kneeling down#run 5 is the spectre ... roleplayed as guy who is for reasons he doesnt understand just wants it to be over#and MEOW anyway#nobody told me this game was an rpg .....#but its cool ! i love romances :]#i think its awesome ... the way the hero and the princess are . changing over time . over with each reset#the way they find each other in the long quiet ...... its something so#i love it ...#the hero is so guilty for hurting the princess that he loves and he is scared of hurtign and he wants peace and he doesnt want the eternity#of it .... he loves the . shifting mound (?) is it (?) as much as he hates the work she makes her do as much as he loves todo the workforher#like a blank slate knowing nothing . except that broken wounds can be healed . and then he meets her. and then he meets her over and over#its a million meet cutes for the hero and the princess snd a sweeping tale of love and devotion and salvation in the long wuiet#how many more vessels do you need .....#and its fun to. at least how i played it . the things the hero picks up on#knowingly or unlnowingly with each run#its soooo#every 'remain silent' feels like a callback to the first libe#telling the voices 'itll be okay' after the brightness of the damsel snd that 'ill be okay' after the selfishness n suffering of apotheosis#or after the deconstructed damsel route . and then to the last run. becoming the damsel. seeing it throughcher eyes#and its so . this culminating ammassing of allcthese voices .... and it comes to it all being reflected at eachcother#spectre posseses hero and shifting mound and player becomign whole#anyway i like this love story i find it very tender and swet#... anyway ! this is . none of this is analysis these are just my ocs and the story i made up whilst playing
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the veilguard curse.....i just want to play older bioware games; ALSO small rant where i really started losing hope in the story
I HATE GAMES....that make you go through a dialogue tree only to leave you with only ONE option to choose. i am thinking of one conversation with solas where rook's final and only option of dialogue is "I will do whatever it takes" or whatever and UGHHHH
I HATE THAT especially when i'm trying to run a character that would NEVER say that???
ugh i love roleplay games that make you play a character you didn't at all make /sarcasm
this is just an excuse to make a post about how rambert would never "do whatever it takes", he won't lie even to save face or earn trust.
#OOC.#thinking of ME...the loyalty missions that actually had choices in them!!!! AAAAAA#datv spoilers#dav spoilers#anyway im pushing myself to finish it; and i THINK? im almost to the 3/4 or halfway point idk its hard to tell with this game#but i already am struggling to see what replay stuff i could do if i chose to go back through the game.#the only time so far a choice has felt like...impactful is the the treviso and minrathos choice and that was like 10+ hours ago for me#AND I WANT TO EXPLODE#i hate games that are like 'here's an option for what your character will say' and you pick it and its not what the option was at all (:#anyway veilguard makes me thankful for the cheaper games out there and i pray for EAs downfall#tbd#veilguard critical#dragon age critical#UGHHH i dread opening up veilguard just to finish it cause#yippe ill have one quest then get 10 new quests from my companions and do them and have shallow conversations with no effect to the story a#AAAAAAAA#i just struggle with this cause this is the first game i bought at the full $70 price#and it REALLY feels like such a waste of my money that should have been saved and spent on bills but thats on me#i shouldve vetted the game more but the combat looked fun and people were seemingly only hating on the diversity of characters#but now playing it i feel like i'm beta testing a game that'll be ready in another year#and damn is it a good game in beta! the combat isn't too bad. it removed a part of how dragon age combat used to function though so#thankfully i enjoy Mass effect's style of combat or this would be different.
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Can't get the idea of a sonic storybook game based on little red riding hood where sonic is summoned to play the role of the big bad wolf out of my head
Sonic would be a werehog (the big bad wolf, of course), cream would be little red riding hood, and vanilla would be the grandmother (tho idk if their relationship would actually change). I'm thinking eggman would be the hunter but it could be someone else too. Also there has to be a shahra/merlina type character in there somewhere, not sure what her role would be tho
Sonic knows very well how the story goes (pretty much everyone does) and adamantly refuses to play his role like he's supposed to bc eating someone, then pretending to be them to try and eat someone else, and then getting shot and dying is. Not exactly his style y'know
Still, despite his efforts, things play out like they usually do near the end, with the hunter fending off/(trying to) kill him. I'm thinking he uses silver bullets to incorporate some werewolf lore bc of the werehog thing
Though the story it's based on is relatively simple compared to the arabian nights or arthurian legend, it still ends with someone becoming an eldritch-like being in an attempt to rewrite the narrative somehow
Maybe someone was manipulating the hunter behind the scenes to make him think the big bad wolf was still a bad guy. Or maybe the hunter messed with forces out of his control like eggman usually does in order to get rid of sonic. OR maybe the hunter killed the og big bad wolf before he was supposed to and sonic is summoned basically as a replacement by the new shahra/merlina so the story goes as it's "supposed to", and she gets pissed when it doesn't
Not sure how it would go exactly, but like. It's a staple of the series for it to end like that by this point. Also would be cool if there were more horror elements in general in the game I think. And weird magic shit but I think that's obvious by now
Maybe the first half of the game is just sonic but in the story of little red riding hood, but after everything with the hunter and getting shot with a silver bullet, the second half has him race against the clock to find some way to cure his poisoning and figure out what the fuck is happening. Bc he knows this story and can very clearly tell something is off abt the way things are playing out
Also the new super-esque transformation sonic gains to defeat the final boss has to have some werehog elements in it. I'm thinking like an aura that forms its silhouette around sonic, or maybe like a form that looks like a mix of super and the werehog? Idk
Anyways. Yeah
#ramblings#these are ideas that originally came to me at like. 4-5 am#so it's a little disjointed probably. hope it makes sense#anyways i'm imagining sonic as a werehog and cream as little red riding hood hanging out in the woods and it's very cute#i'm also imagining her taking him to vanilla's house for a meal bc he mentions being hungry#and them hanging out and having a nice time#before the hunter comes in to ruin the moment and also shoot sonic with silver bullets which is basically deadly poison to him in this stat#imagine he gets shot trying to protect cream......#i'm gonna be fr idrk how the rest of the story would go i just have like the first half and like two bits from the very end lol#but still#ooh wait. post credits scene where tails wakes sonic up from a nap telling him they're gonna miss dinner at vanilla's#and sonic tells him he just had this crazy dream but suddenly. he feels inexplicably sick#while tails goes to get something medicine for him thinking it's just hay fever or something#sonic coughs into his hand. and sees what looks like blood#he feels around his side where he'd been shot in the 'dream'. and hidden in his fur he finds a fresh scar#one that wasn't there before#basically all but confirming the storybook games do actually happen like for realsies#y'know. for fun
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Wanted to see what the feedback on the latest Sims 4 update was so I went to the Sims forum and. They're taking down the 14yo forums at the end of the month apparently?? And replacing them with a really bad almost unusable EA forum thing?? Devastated. I understand that the forums were barely holding on and that the site is old, but the replacement is absolutely not high quality enough for any kind of community, let alone one the size and importance of the Sims community.
#and personally i can't believe it because that's how i got into the game in the first place#reading people's buckwild stories on inadequate forum threads#that was probably one of the worst ways to tell a story and those people did it and did it in a fun way#and it made me want to play the game so so much because they looked like they were having the time of their lives#and it's all going down barely archived in a few days#they're archiving like two years back! for a game a decade old!!#and let's not even mention the sims 3 side#i don't think anyone on this website is going to get my very specific plight because it's such a niche experience#like if i mention names no one was lurking the sims 4 french forum reading about the komcépié legacy in 2015 here#but i was. i sure was and it was my childhood and i hate being confronted with the fact that everything disappears one day#the way there's few conservation efforts for online stuff that was important to a small number of people#anyway. this too shall pass but in a bad way this time. why must it pass.#wow i have a ramble tag now
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this is a formal apology for every time i've read ur fnaf theories, gone "ah... of course! yes!" and then forgotten to respond
This is a formal apology for every time I've read one of your asks, not immediately had a TQ&/E, and forgotten to respond
#The box can wait my questions that need to be answered are why there is already a body in a Fredbear suit before the Bite#and what can 'I will put you back together' mean solely within those four games#like yeah it's robot kids but it wasn't then#that isn't 'four games; one story' that's using the next game in the series to elaborate on the previous one#(and the then new addition of books)#also what the hell was Fnaf World on about but I think I'm the only person that's thought about Fnaf World in years#yeah yeah Happiest day it's about CC I got that WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE PLAYER WAS ONLY CREATED FOR THIS PURPOSE!!!#Okay yeah that's probably just an explanation for why the game exists but what the fuck is glitchy Fredbear#and why do *we* need to be told to rest#It's fucking important that they're clocks goddamnit#As of the Halloween update the story of Fnaf 4 still remained 'completely hidden'#So (I think) what Sister Location (AND THE SILVER EYES) tells us about it is the version of Fnaf 4 that the version of it that the communit#''''would accept''''#But the pieces didn't vanish into thin air after the custom night update for sister location dropped#And I think their being put together is reliant on the constant separation put between the GF kid and the rest of the MCI#And the body in the parts and service room#Could not tell you what CC saw though since I should hope that that kid's body hasn't been there for weeks#When I was talking about 'what if this isn't the first time CC had died' I mean basically dream theory with extra steps#I don't think I'm right but in literally every part of this franchise what is hammered in over an over is going into memories#and setting past events right to rest their soul#Happiest Day + Into the Pit being the biggest examples#And tangentially spirits not being fully anchored or aware after death#and reminding them of what happened to them involving crayon drawings and/or being shown their body#(The Fourth closet + Coming Home + the movie)#(and maybe Give Gifts Give Life....? it'd be stretchy)#Regardless of whether the Fnaf 4 gameplay and minigames are CC reliving the events leading to his death over and over as a wandering spirit#or pre-mortem nightmares or the effects of sound illusion disc gas on Micheal(/CC?) or any combination of the three or whatever else#I don't think the Crying Child's spirit was settled and aware until Happiest Day#(that being the first and only time a spirit is shown wearing a Fredbear mask and the kid has to put it on while the other four are already#And if for some godforsaken reason I am right about nightmare spirit journey Fnaf 4 then post Silver Eyes/Fourth Closet
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cant decide which one i like more so both r gonna be posted!!!
#the reason shes not in her original outfit & is in some swimsuit type thing is cuz i had no clue how to draw her outfit ToT#ALSO IF THIS ISNT AGENT 3 PLEASE TELL ME I HAVE LITERALLY PLAYED 10 MINUTES OF THE STORY MODE IN MY ALMOST 250+ HOURS OF SPLATOON!!!!!!!!#i. do not know who she is i will be honest#i love splatoon dont get me wrong but i have no god damn clue whats going on#i played story mode when i first got it and then. never again#do not try to make me read in video games!!! i will give up!!!!#splatoon#splatoon 3#splatoon fanart#splatoon agent 3#splatoon captain 3#wait if this is fuckin uhh captain 3 who tf is agent 3#should i be . tagging agent 3?? is this who this is??#too many bitches in this game WHO ARE U!!!!!!!!!!!!!#i have had the whole agent thing explained to me (shoutout to my irl friend that knows everything splatoon) but i NEVER UNDERSTAND IT!!!!!!#see it makes sense cuz the 3rd game has the 3rd agent BUT THEN WHO TF IS 8 & 4?!??! 4 is the octoling but then 8 is uhh someone.. i think..#is 8 even real?? idk. sorry chat idk whats going on in this game
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People saying that fans weren't that mad about Grant, one of the original 4 party members, not showing up in the first two seasons of the Netflix Castlevania were clearly not at all aware or just not part of the Castlevania crowd when it was first airing, because I remember a lot of people being very ticked off and not liking the writers' explanation for why they left him out. The reason why nobody hears about it anymore was because people got exhausted (from being emotionally devastated) by season 3 (still sour about that) and by the season 4 when Greta finally to showed people were begrudgingly accepting of it because she was a cool character.
Not to mention the months and years between the entire production would have left people not really interested in seasons 3 and 4 by the time they aired. I wasn't even watching and bits of what I had seen or heard just didn't sit with me because 2 ended on a high note. And this is coming from someone who was very hyped about Death's appearance by the end of 4.
That being said, it is still f****** ridiculous that it took four seasons for Grant/Greta to show up and be relevant. That still pisses me off the more I think about it...
Also everything leading up from St. Germain's character arc... ehhh...
OC Isaac was pretty much carrying the second half of that show.
Nocturne looks cool but plot wise it doesn't really impress me overall. It's kinda it's own thing which is okay... Juste was a pleasant surprise, but I think I would have preferred something independent from the previous Netflixverse.
#I'm not going to bring up Isaac because everybody has already talked about Isaac he's the saving grace of seasons 3 and 4 honestly...#Castlevania#Netflixvania#I get that writers want to tell a story that nobody already knows because anybody who's played the games knows how The Story Goes#whatever happened between the first two seasons and the last two seasons feels like there was some issues with how they wanted to progress
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Day 23 (30 Days | Homestuck - Day 9) - Favourite Flash ([S] Jade: Enter)
"CG: YOU MADE AN UNBEATABLE BOSS IS WHAT YOU DID"
=Thoughts=
I'm wondering if I should really write these when the pieces are made simply since not a great deal of thought is put into the how of it. It's been an interesting habit, but still.
Trying to pick how to go about this took some thought, but a simple scene that shows the impact of the whole thing seemed right, both because simple & doable and also because it demonstrates the impact of the whole flash and not just one scene (though that would've been a good approach too).
I just did a simple mostly-symmetrical piece of Bec Noir since, aside from the clothes and scar, he is largely symmetrical. The bust portion was done incomplete intentionally but the wings, while also incomplete, extended beyond the intended frame 'cause otherwise it wasn't going to look natural.
It's surprising the power of a reference shot (even if this is closer to a panel redraw). The flash had some good shots of Bec Noir on its own.
#homestuck#30days#jack noir#bec noir#year 4#art#I honestly couldn't pick a single favourite flash because so many of them were good#But then I realised that.. despite Cascade and Collide being right up the top (alongside Unite/Synchronise and GAME OVER)#Jade: Enter probably had the biggest impact in terms of the effect on the story to me. Like#We're being told this mystery of a Jack-looking character who's destroying stuff and being a ridiculous threat to the trolls#And then we get this animation and we very much get the biggest/softest ''...oh. Oh no...'' the story's got to give#And it makes the /entire/ second quarter of Homestuck thrilling and exciting.. just from one element of the story#The first quarter builds up to the game and works well as an introductory phase. The third is...a little slow but an intended build up to#the last quarter (but fails to have quite the same payoff as [S]Jade: Enter).. and the last quarter is hectic and intense (as opposed to#suspenseful and thrilling)#So yeah. It's a pretty great moment in Homestuck story-telling in terms of single-moment impact built by what came before in the story~
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i'm fundamentally opposed to book titles in translations of ancient epics ('beguilement on mount ida,' 'a hero's son awakens,' 'the olive tree bed,' 'camilla's finest hour,' 'juno served by a fury') bc it just seems like too much to me to presume you know what single thing the book is really about, but christopher logue is allowed to do it
#i have the collected volume but just bought the husbands (books 3-4) and yeah. he's right. that IS what books 3 and 4 are about#fitzgerald does call iliad 3 'dueling for a haunted lady' which is cool but the rest of his book titles suck#iliad 18 isn't 'the shield of achilles' and aeneid 8 isn't 'the shield of aeneas' there's a LOT more going on in both#even aeneid 5 isn't just REALLY about the funeral games (bc its also about the first punic war)#and all the more so with the homeric epics whose book divisions were not intentional and who had no author to focus on a single thing at on#titles are useful indicators of what the translator thinks the book is really about and what they think everything else is supporting tho#like does the translator think the embassy to evander is central and the shield a supporting detail or vice versa?#(aeneid translators are 50/50 on whether book 8 should be titled based on the shield or based on evander and the arcadians btw)#and like. does odyssey 4 take its title from menelaus' tale or helen's tale or do you call it 'the king and queen of sparta' or something#its really funny when translators try to do book titles with the metamorphoses though#'impious acts and exemplary lives'? 'of the ties that bind'?#those tell me nothing about what's even in the book let alone what the translator thinks the most important part is#(this is a not small part of the reason i have not gotten the new stephanie carter translation.#efforts to divide epic neatly even into the book divisions used by the author rub me the wrong way.#going beyond that and presuming to be able to say where one story ends and another begins... it's not for me)#mine
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Surprise -- it's video time! Rather pixelated video time, but there's not much I can do about that -- this is a straight upload of a video I took in my Chill Valicer Save a little while ago, and apparently this is the quality that it's in. *shrug* Besides, it's not the video that I'm so interested in sharing as it is the sound --
Because, as you might have guessed from the title, the whole point of this 17-second clip of my game is to share what my Smiler actually sounds like. Back when I first posted the 2013 Alton Towers Firework Show for a "Song Saturday," I mentioned that the surprisingly deep voice they used for The Smiler stuck with me as what my Smiler should sound like. And while the Sims version doesn't sound quite the same as the coaster, it's close enough in my ears. At the very least, it gets the point across that their voice is deeper than you might expect coming out of them! So yeah. Enjoy your new knowledge of Smiler's voice!
(Oh, and if you want context for the clip, this was recorded when I sent the trio to Chestnut Ridge for SimCity Founding -- that's a few Chill Valicer Save updates in your future, though!)
#sims 4#smiler always#smiler alton#Youtube#video#yeah I didn't realize it was going to upload in 360p#the thing is I wanted to just upload it straight to tumblr#but Sims 4's in-game video recording tool only records in AVI format#and I was having a bit of a time trying to find a tool I trusted to convert it to a tumblr-friendly format#so eventually I just said 'fuck it I have a YouTube account'#Congrats Smiler you made me upload to that for the first time in well over a decade#probably closer to two#my last uploads were Sims 2 videos#so yeaaaaah#but yes here have a clip of Smiler telling a story to Victor and Alice#while they're all hanging out by the rental lot in Galloping Gulch#having had a swim in the nearby swimming hole#this will make a little more sense once I post the actual Chill Valicer Save update later :p#but as I said it's all about introducing you to Smiler's voice#hopefully you like it#queued
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Finally restarted DE, and... This man is a *disaster*. I love it
#vu's posts#disco elysium#so like i've said on here before... i originally tried out the game on my b-slur's computer#i only played for a good hour and a half though. and that was all the way back in last april#i didn't *properly* start de until early november last year#ever since i finished my first playthrough i've been telling myself that i gotta play the way that i originally intended to-#back in april. and by that i mean that i gotta just be a *monster*... and maybe a bit of a disaster#(harry is both of those things to an extent no matter how you play of course. but i'm gonna *really* lean into it this time)#it's so interesting because my build is essentially the same as it was in my first run (4 int 2 psy 3 phys 3 mot)#and yet because of the choices i'm making things are already playing out totally different than they did in my first run#i could gush all night about how meaty this game is but i don't have the energy rn 😂#long story short i'm really interested to see how things will play out this time around
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there’s got to be a faster way to play this game but How
#not that I don't absolutely love meandering my way around this world and chatting to all the NPCs#but I want to start octopath traveller ii when I still have time and before there are too many spoilers floating around#and I can't DO that when I'm barely even halfway through the first one#at this rate it's going to be years before I finish...#which is fine but like also. I want to Know What Happens#I could do this by just looking up the stories sure but I want to PLAY IT#but I want to play it faster >:(#<- says the person who learned you can fast-travel between taverns somewhere around hour 60 or so yet has refused to do so#‘~60.5 hours for the main game and maaaaaybe 100-ish for completionists’ BUT WHAT ABOUT PEOPLE WHO ARE BAD AT FIGHTING#WHAT ABOUT PEOPLE WHO NEED TO TRAVEL ON FOOT EVERYWHERE BECAUSE THEY'RE TOO WEAK TO MISS OUT ON ANY EXPERIENCE#WHAT ABOUT PEOPLE WHO FORGET WHERE ALL THE HIDDEN CHESTS AND SIDE QUESTS ARE AND HAVE TO RE-FIND THEM EVERY TIME#all these side quests are haunting me...yes this name sounds familiar no I do not know from when or where#good luck finding your lost lover sir#I'm pretty sure I've met her like 4 times but I can't remember where she is#and because I hit A too fast you will no longer tell me her name :/#could I simply look up this information? yes. but I want to bumble around authentically as much as possible like with botw#‘IS THERE A FASTER WAY TO DO THIS!!’ I scream while doing everything as slowly and inefficiently as possible#cheese plays octopath traveller#<- unlikely to be used more than once but Who Knows#I'm glad I actually got to play video games today though even if it didn't quite hit the level of enjoyment i was hoping for#two unexpected days of in a row man I never want to go back to work#but I also don't want to exist in my own head forever doing nothing#I don't want to move forward. but I also don't want to stay here#do you see the Dilemma#anyways time to go train h'aanit on the way back to whoever the heck's chapter 3 I was supposed to be getting to#while training for tressa's chapter 3 that I put on the backburner years ago because the boss was too hard#I LIKE to think our posse is strong enough to take it now but I feel like I keep disproportionately training certain people over others#it's so much harder to keep everyone on relatively equal footing in this game than in pokemon :(#Primrose my first ever companion how I miss thee </3 I'm sorry I so rarely need to use your skills for anything
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OOO there could also be like, ambient noises and sound designs. Maybe you get to chat with the fisher that brings you the fish, but you still never see what's going on there or even see the crew.
Cooking horror game where you play as a cook working in the galley of a ship in the 1800s. There’s some kind of supernatural nautical horror story going on in the background but you barely notice this because you spend all day cooking in the galley.
#the last few dishes you make you hear chanting and singing muted through the ship walls#but the sailor doesn't say anything if you try to talk to them anymore. just silent as they toss you another fucking fish.#this one has almost human characteristics. it has hair#one of them is just eyes. the surface is just eyes#and they aren't dead. they follow you when you cut into the fish. there's no bones inside. you make sushi#the entire ship shakes like something took a bite of the hull. and nobody comes to greet you#you still get delivered fish even as it all goes quiet. after that bite there is no sounds above you. no voices. the music ends and doesn't#come back.#there's just the sounds of searing this whimpering fish until it's cries go silent.#that and your own breath. increasingly labored#sorry I just hallucinated the whole game didn't I#I imagine its like a 2d clicker game. you're in your room. no reason to go above deck. the crew needs food after all#the cooking is a little minigame as you learn how to make delicious food for the first act of the game#you get some set up and worldbuilding by hearing the crew chat above deck and having small talk with the fisher who delivers you fish#around maybe night 4 or 5 is when the fish start to distort but you can tell shits fucked before that#sorry my thoughts are so disjointed but I could write a whole essay on the game and the game's story i just spontaneously made up in my head#incredible post op if you read through all of this
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HL2 update summary: They polished a turd, it's still pretty shit tho.
#God damn this game fundamentally sucks at so many pooooooints#I keep trying ya'll#I still don't get how anyone gives a shit#so often there's like...no game design. None it's a sequence that easy failure breaks and stops all possible momentum#and then the fucking helicopter part#oh my god this shit sucks#this sucks#this is bad design#this is no design#Honestly it feels like I'm a turd being pushed through the guts. Never does it feel like anything is in my control#forward momentum is a fucking lie in this game#it's kinda nuts going from point a to point b and being stopped every fucking second on the way there#oh my god they don't know how to make puzzles#the sequences they put you through are mind numbingly railroaded in such a boring way#it's catastrophically not playtested enough in many places#like holy shit the amount of times I went from 100 100 to fucking 4 was insane#They did a great job polishing though#like I'm not trying to take away from that effort?#But this game sucks#it just does#the first is infinitely better and does practically the same mistakes#just is fundamentally a better experience all around#like oh my god the story is such shit too#bro why the FUCK does the ENTIRE WORLD after losing in 7 fucking hours. Think ONE GUY is going to change a thing. They've never even fuckin#seen him once before. You're really telling me Kleiner Eli and Barney DIDN'T just assume you died?#For what end#see you earned that shit in HL1. Nobody really believes in you to Fix Shit. You're just escaping like they want to and gave up on#They helped along the way. but over time people see you doing crazy shit and get inspired.#why the FUCK remove that#oh my god the characters suck too. Like I do not like Barney
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one day ill post my pokemon games + spinoffs tierlist that im slowly chipping away at and have been since, like, june or july . but i dont think people are ready
#aria talkz#tbf 'Scar/Vi was actually pretty good' isnt an unpopular take but its a popular ''controversial''(?????) take.#Yes i know about the bugs and slowdown and memory leaks yes it sucks its still a lot of fun for me#And i love the story ( esp the dlc oh my god ) and how pretty the textures are . I do not care if you dont like it . OK?#that being said the kieran battle had such a massive slowdown for me it was literally going at like 5 fps#it was frustrating but also kind of funny. i am the only person i know who seemed to have that issue tho#+ “hgss isnt that good” is more common nowadays too. But putting scar/vi and like#xy and s/m above it is probably controversial#i am literally a 3d / modern pokemon game defender. except lets go and bdsp fuck those ones.#Like i love the 2d era dont get me wrong but the starts of all of them are pretty slow and without the early global exp share its a slog#my fave 2d game has and always will be bw2 btw and has been since i was a kid. started w diamond/plat/gen 4 and pkmn stadium#rosa is me irl and i constantly imagined myself in my mindscape literally AS her which is funnier realizing i had DID later down the line.#if you squint at aria my oc / sona you can kinda see remnants of rosa#mainly the twintail hair and the pink pokeball shirt.#anyways the backtracking in HGSS at the start is so fucking abysmal and slow it kills all momentum for me#which sucks bc i think i do like hgss despite my constant trashing of it its just so hard to care enough to get past the like first hour#But like modern pokemon games gameplay loop is so much more fun bc its less slow and grindy and i heart it...#Like honestly ? If u just added the QOL to the older games ? Theyd probably be higher than or at the same lvl as the newer games for me#i love BW2. I dont even think hgss sucks ass although there are many questionable decisions in it . Its literally just.#How slow + grindy they are and the fact that theyre older so they dont have the modern games QOL stuff#which mainly means Global exp share like really early or at the start of the game i love pc anywhere too but i dont need it as much.#its also why its hard for me to play pokemon-likes like cassete beasts bc they go off of old pokemon formula . so. grindy. Sucks#Should prob put legends arceus higher on that tierlist too bc im playing it again despite 100%ing the dex#i love love love making oc ''rp'' (??) savefiles in pokemon#and like. giving what mons i catch and how i nickname them thought in context of the oc or canon im playing as#i do it any time im not doing my first playthru of a game. do it w x y a lot bc theyre super easy to restart.#im doing it in legends arceus as well w mocha and thinking ab him and how hed adapt sm. i heart aus.#can you tell im autistic about pokemon .
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