#the fact that it's everywhere

[lotus-pear]

partners in crime or smt idk

[avasillva]

Jackie? I really need you right now. Please.

JACKIE TAYLOR & SHAUNA SHIPMAN Yellowjackets (2021– )

[gomzdrawfr]

So I came across @goatgoesmbe's post about reader being a capybara with the predator 141 and thought it was cute...

[nenoname]

stan replacing beers with a severe addiction to soft drinks to the point where he keeps manifesting it in his own mindscape

+ something that's not pitt cola

[loz-tearsofahomo]

being hyperfixated on the marauders but not even remotely invested in taylor swift is a battle only given to god's strongest soldiers

[axoqiii]

double face reporting for duty!! 💥💥💥

[vivitalks]

i had assumed an arquebus was the size of a pistol, like a flintlock pistol maybe (especially because that's how it's depicted in his jr year artwork), but i got curious and looked it up and gang i cannot stress enough that this gun is, on average, larger than riz gukgak. this is an arquebus:

by even the most optimistic estimations, riz gukgak is four feet tall max. the average arquebus according to google (and gun geeks feel free to chime in if this is wrong) is about 4-5 feet long.

i had been picturing riz with an inconspicuous, easily concealed handgun that wouldn't raise any eyebrows, but no, riz's primary weapon is fully the same size as him, possibly even taller. and if you don't think that's goddamn hilarious then i don't know what to tell you

[bacchuschucklefuck]

they tried to rebrand as The Criminals but riz is literally the city council's treasurer and also turns out people in their late 20s don't really name their friend groups. so now they're The Intrepid Heroes

[prncssguya]

nypd chief: his writings show “suspect does seem to have some ill-will toward corporate america.”

[slymanner]

hurt my heart why dontcha.

[samovine]

The reason wincest WORKS and is valid and the people who like it are not insane/incestuous (even though some losers *read hellers* may disagree) is solely because of jared and jensen and THEIR dynamic and the energy they put into THEIR characters.

Also read: these characters who are brothers are FICTIONAL. They are not Real People.

Anyone who has siblings can attest to the fact that regular run-of-the-mill normal siblings do not act like Sam/Dean in any way. Not even close. Canon salmondean relationship weirdness/gencest/weirdcest crawled so that fanon wincest could walk. Why is this hard to wrap your head around. People who enjoy/ship wincest are not gross incestuous fucks. They are people who read into the subtext (and sometimes even the in-your-face text) on a Gothic horror show about Super Weird brothers cruising through the American country to kill things that go bump in the night.

Because really, do you and your brother/sister run around doing absolutely everything together? Do you self insert yourself into your sibling's life because you want to have the absolute final say about their actions and decisions?? Forsake multiple romantic relationships in favour of being with each other??? Coop up, isolate yourselves and play house with each other and compare yourselves to married couples/people in relationships???? because if you do, YOU ARE WEIRD much like sam and dean.

Real non-incestuous siblings are usually Normal About Each Other. Get that through your thick skull.

Calling wincesties incestuous is YOUR weirdass incest projections. The call is coming from inside the house.

[justskyla-art]

rhinestone eyes

[handthattakes]

Her name……….. is Howdy. Howdy the cowboy vampire. Howdy says say happy birthday to my girlfriend or else

[zoey-withay]

i made gravity falls themed converse (and i'm not kidding when i say my blood and a potential deal with bill cipher went into this)

[butch-pilot]

butch knights fighting for the affection of the femme princess, first sparring with swords, and then with fists, and eventually they both get so worked up that they start kissing while the princess watches, until she gets frustrated and drags them both back to her room

[gummi-ships]

Kingdom Hearts 3 - Scala ad Caelum